958th Fat for Beauty?
"Whoever touches it, dies!"
Following Li Shimin's words, Xiao Han accentuated his tone later and repeated this sentence.
Then, both people in the room laughed.
The strangeness that originally lay between the two of them disappeared without a trace because of this common belief.
"Qinling's business, you let it go! The people you need are at your disposal, and the treasury money is at your disposal! ”
Patting Xiao Han on the shoulder, Li Shimin swept away the haze of the days, and the whole person regained that long-lost strong self-confidence!
Even the words he said were so sonorous and powerful!
At this time, according to common sense: the people next to you should stick on the doglegs, applaud and cheer loudly for these bold words!
Even if you are a little reserved, you should nod with a smile and show a look of relief.
However, when he arrived at Xiao Han, there was only a series of screams: "Hiss...... Tap, tap! Shoot dead, no one will do the work for you! ”
"Uh......"
Under this scream, the pride that had just been born suddenly came to naught!
Li Shimin withdrew his big hand a little embarrassed, frowned and looked at Xiao Han and said, "Your body is too bad!" I didn't even try it. ”
Xiao Han cried out in pain with cracked teeth: "No force? You're not working hard! I don't know how strong I am. Wow, my poor shoulder......"
Li Shimin held back a smile: "Then, eat more and make up for it later!" ”
When Xiao Han heard this, he immediately rolled his eyes: "Mend a yarn, I don't even have a bowl of water until now, your cook is planning to starve me to death, so I can save a meal, right?" ”
"Ahem, how is it possible, they know that if you don't eat a meal, you won't starve to death."
“………”
"Just kidding, haha......"
"Then I'd better go first and go home and eat!"
"Hey, hey, don't go, I'll let them serve! What about the people out there! Why haven't you served it yet!! ”
Li Shimin's voice sounded from inside the house, and immediately caused a great chaos outside.
Wei San, who had just run back, heard this, wiped the fine sweat on his head, turned around and trotted again, and rushed to the imperial dining room again.
To say, the emperor's order is easy to use!
At this moment, Xiao Han didn't let him wait long, and plates of delicious food were sent to the two of them like water.
In the palace, naturally you can't set up a big table like Xiao Han's family and eat together.
Here, they are all divided into tables and separate meals, so when it comes to eating together, in fact, the tables of the two people are at least ten steps away......
Xiao Han attaches great importance to what he eats, but as for who he eats with, he doesn't care too much.
In front of him, there were seven or eight dishes, filling the small table to the brim.
The food in the dishes was beautiful! Whether it is the presentation or the color, it can be called impeccable.
But the only fly in the ointment is that the taste is not as delicious as the dishes fried by his fat chef with the marching shovel......
"This is a royal feast, it's not about the taste, it's about the feeling! There are so many people outside who can't eat it if they want to, and they must not spit it out......"
Chewing on the light and tasteless dishes, Xiao Han kept cheering himself up in his heart, for fear that his tricky stomach would not give face......
"Does it taste average?"
Li Shimin, who was sitting opposite, naturally saw the expression on Xiao Han's face, and knew what Xiao Han was thinking.
I only heard him smile bitterly and said: "The dishes in the palace are like this, they can't compare to the changes in your family, and the taste is three points lighter." ”
"Hey, this smell, still... Yes... bar. "Xiao Han is not good at hitting the imperial kitchen, so he can only chew his head and answer at the same time." It's not much different from my family. ”
When Li Shimin heard the answer, he couldn't help but stop his chopsticks, and there was a trace of memory in his eyes: "I still remember the first time we ate at Baihua Pavilion for the first time, and that picture seems to have been ...... yesterday."
"Hundred Flowers Pavilion?" Xiao Han naturally remembered this name, he was the purple cloth he met there at the beginning.
"Haha, that meal was a twist and turn! You had to look at the horseshoe, and it turned out that it went from night to day, and finally we roasted a sheep together, so that we could pass the belly. ”
Li Shimin smiled and said: "Yes, the original mutton meal was really the best I have ever eaten in my life." ”
Xiao Han disagreed: "Mutton is still mutton, but the mood of the people who eat it is different." ”
"That's right, times have changed." Li Shimin sighed slightly, but the next sentence was not human, but he didn't say it.
Xiao Han glanced at Li Shimin, and suddenly said, "Well, if you like it, gather people again one day, and let's have another meal!" Reminisce! ”
"Another meal?"
Li Shimin was stunned for a moment when he heard this, then looked at Xiao Han, and then looked at the dragon robe on his body, and suddenly had some realization in his mind.
These days, I always feel that the people around me have changed, but in fact, how can I not change?
"Okay, haha! It's the same as it was at the beginning! Thinking of this, Li Shimin laughed heartily.
Li Shimin laughed, but Xiao Han glanced at him as if he was nervous, and was about to speak, but he was stuck in his neck by something, and he could only blush and have a thick neck: "It's not good, I'm choking, come and make some grapes for me Shunshun!" ”
"I have this, quick, pour!"
"Slow down, don't fall into your nostrils!"
“…… I'm sorry to see ...... wrong."
A meal, although there are some episodes in the middle, but still eat the guests and hosts.
From beginning to end, the hearty laughter never stopped, and this may also be the most laughing Li Shimin in so many days.
After eating and drinking, his own chamberlain came to clean up, it was Xiao Han's appearance of always helping, which made Li Shimin a little unbearable, so he had to remind: "Ahem, just put the spoon in your pocket, forget the wine, in case you scatter it, isn't it uncomfortable?" ”
Xiao Han's face turned red, he took out the wine jug from his arms, and said with a smile: "The tribute is better than the ones on the market, I'll take it back and give Xue Pan a taste......"
Li Shimin held his head and said speechlessly: "If you want it, I'll give you a few buckets, is it worth taking it yourself?" ”
Xiao Han touched the back of his head and smiled wryly: "Hehe, get used to it, get used to it." ”
Li Shimin was helpless: "You ...... Forget it, let's go, go outside. ”
Xiao Han naturally has no opinion on this, and when he is full, he should slip his legs.
Li Shimin said that it was outside, but in fact, it was inside the East Palace Garden.
Because the Yong'an Palace was not built, Li Yuan has been living in the original palace now.
In order to show filial piety, Li Shimin has always lived in the East Palace, except for the Great Dynasty Meeting held in the Daxing Palace, and the rest of the time is in the East Palace to deal with political affairs.
The two of them walked among the water pavilions in the East Palace, among the strange flowers and plants, from time to time there were pretty maids flashing by, and Xiao Han's eyes were a little straight when they saw it.
"Who said that the Tang Dynasty was beautiful about fat? Have the ability to walk through and take a look! Do you really think that the Tang people are stupid and like the big fat man of 380? ”