When Zong Shu woke up, he found himself in a woman's boudoir.

Looking at the furnishings and layout, Zong Shu always has an indescribable familiarity.

The environment here is very different from the Qinglou where we were last night, and there are no bright and bright colors.

Looking at the bed, there is no complicated process such as carving, but it is brushed with a light layer of green lacquer, revealing the color of the wood.

Looking at the bedding, the quilts and sheets are all white and blue floral decorations.

There is only a table and a chair in the house, and it seems that only the hostess lives in this house.

There is a plum vase with white glaze on a black background on the table, which looks very quaint.

An azure porcelain stove was emitting light smoke and a faint fragrance came from it.

Light, plain, cold, clear, elegant, perhaps these five words also represent the characteristics of the hostess.

But a skeleton by the window seems out of place in the room.

The skeleton is clearly a sheep's head.

Zong Shu remembered that there were many hotels with ethnic characteristics in later generations, and they would hang such skeletons.

These ethnic hotels are all hung with cow heads, not sheep heads.

Why doesn't anyone hang a sheep's head? Probably because of a saying: hang a sheep's head, sell dog meat.

Hanging a sheep's head is obviously misleading.

There is a sheep's head hanging in this room, is the hostess still a dog meat seller?

Is it a female fan who kills dogs for a living?

Zong Shu wanted to sit up, but found that his legs were actually soft, and when he touched his legs, his hands would not be changed.

The bad things are all caused by the medicinal wine I drank last night.

This medicinal wine should not be an ordinary sweat medicine, it is too strong, and after a night, the whole body is sore!

"Anyone, people, where did they die?" Zong Shu opened his throat and shouted.

A woman flashed in and looked at Zong Shu steadily.

This woman is of medium height, wearing ordinary clothes, and her appearance is considered to be upper-middle.

Looking at the figure, it is obviously overdeveloped, which does not match her age.

Especially for the woman, it is the big eyes that are bright and bright.

The contrast between the small nose and small mouth and the big eyes made Zong Shu immediately think of the cartoon image: kawaii.

"Kawaii, help me untie it, help me detoxify!" Zong Shu shouted.

"You're not poisonous." Kawaii said lightly.

"I'm not poisonous, how come I'm not poisonous?" Zong Shu felt that something was wrong after shouting.

It's not poisonous, Mei ...... Poison?

Zong Shu immediately shouted: "I can't move, please take the girl's place and detoxify?" ”

Kawaii sat quietly at the table, looking at Zong Shu with big eyes, but he didn't speak.

Zong Shu could see disdain and ridicule in her eyes.

Could it be that this kawaii eye can speak, and the mouth is too stupid?

Kawaii blinked and said, "Don't move." It's powerless, but it's okay. ”

"How did I get like this? Can it be solved? Zong Shu was scared, in case he was crippled, it would be over.

Kawaii was silent, and Zong Shu shouted, "Who are you?" ”

"It doesn't matter who I am, as long as you cooperate with me, I don't hurt your heart."

Kawaii's words made Zong Shu finally put his mind at ease, as long as it was cooperation, it would be easy to do, and he was afraid of being killed.

"What kind of cooperation law? Tell me about it? ”

"Hand over your recipe." Kawaii said, "I'll get your body back to normal. ”

"What recipe? I have too many formulas, breast enlargement, lactation, diuretic, which one do you want? ”

Kawaii stared at a pair of cute big eyes and smiled: "You can keep these for yourself." I asked for a formula of iodophor and penicillin. ”

A woman asks for a formula of iodophor and penicillin? Could it be that there is something wrong?

No, a woman doesn't go to war, even in a brothel, she doesn't have any external injuries, let alone tetanus.

Could it be that this woman likes that kind of exciting tone? Like being pinched? Whipped?

"By the way, what did you do to me last night?" Zong Shu looked at his clothes: "Are you insulting me?" ”

"Just a tael of silver, and still dreaming?" Kawaii looked at Zong Shu with a smile.

The woman seemed to know herself well.

"Who are you? By the way, Cai Xiu just opened a brothel, are you an employee of his subordinates? ”

Zong Shu felt that it must be Cai Xiu's kid who came to take revenge.

If you want to pass the formula of iodophor and penicillin, not to mention cutting off the wealth of the sect, you can at least get a piece of the pie.

Cai Xiu has a good idea to fight.

Unexpectedly, kawaii was dismissive of Cai Xiu.

Who else cares about their own recipes? Liang Shicheng? Tong Guan? Zhao Gou?

It's all possible!

Kawaii not only denied it, but also belittled these people as worthless.

Kawaii's attitude towards these rebellious ministers and thieves won Zong Shu's favor at once, this woman is good.

It seems that this woman is not in the business of laughing at all, looking at this yard and this furnishings, it should definitely not be.

So, what does a woman do when she lives in such a big yard?

"You give me the recipe and I'll tell you the truth." Kawaii said.

"That's it! You let me move first, and I'll write you the recipe. Zong Shu said.

"Why do you have to work hard, you speak, I do it." Kawaii said.

Zong Shu's plan didn't work! This kawaii is really hard to get along with!

Zong Shu rolled his eyes and said, "Yo, I'm going to pull poop!" I haven't had a bowel movement for half a month. ”

Kawaii said, "Bear with me for a while! Say the recipe and I'll let you go. ”

"No, I want to pee, I can't spill on your bed, right?" A painful look appeared on Zong Shu's face.

You, you, kawaii is finally angry.

"My bladder capacity is small, and God can't take care of it. You detoxify, I detoxify! Zong Shu was anxious, and it seemed that he couldn't hold it anymore.

"Bear with me a little longer!" Kawaii ran out after saying that.

After a while, a tall woman walked in.

The woman's appearance, Zong Shu was taken aback.

There is such an ugly woman.

"You want to be complimentary?" The old woman asked, without a hint of expression on her face.

This old woman's face is so scary, and it is also numb, it is simply the female version of Wei page worker.

She should marry this old hemp eunuch, this is a match made in heaven.

"I don't pee anymore, I'll put up with it for a while." Zong Shu saw this posture and didn't dare to pretend.

The old woman brought a commode, put it on the bed, and turned Zong Shu sideways, facing outward.

The old woman put the commode in front of Zong Shu and began to untie Zong Shu's belt.

Although Zong Shu didn't have the strength, he still had the strength to shout: "Come on, it's rude!" ”

"Shout what? You've seen a lot of old man. ”

Zong Shu was taken aback, this old woman was too fierce. Where did this kawaii find such a woman!

"So soft, how can you be complimentary? Why don't you hold on? The old woman frowned.

It's so soft, I didn't see the young master when I held it up!

If it weren't for Lao Tzu being poisoned, give me a fulcrum, and I would have lifted the whole earth!

Lao Tzu was poisoned, and he still warped a ball!

"Kawaii, kawaii, chirp chirp, come and help the cock."

As soon as the old woman's hand was about to come, Zong Shu shouted like a pig: "Kawaii, I admit it, I will give the formula!" ”