058 Fight landlords

Fortunately, Master Li is an extremely decent person, and one sentence extinguished Zhao Dazhui's illusions: "Hammer, I want to compete with you in poetry." ”

Oh, than memorizing poems!

Boring! Abandon! Dislike!

"Or, let's fight the landlord, right? Whoever loses will take off a ......"

Zhao Dazhui covered his mouth in time and didn't dare to say anything further.

It may not matter if you fight the landlord, it is a big deal to draw a deck of playing cards by yourself, and then talk about the rules of the landlord. We can use the little character left to ensure that we will never steal cards and change cards, and we will not temporarily add rules in the process of playing cards.

It's the result of this punishment, there is a little bit of astringency, which is a little inappropriate.

Everyone is a relative, in case which one loses naked, how inappropriate?

"Well, it's not quite right." Zhao Ji nodded, "The landlords and gentry often have people who are kind and charitable, and they can't be summed up in one word. ”

Master Li smiled: "Eleven Lang is a little pedantic. Hammer is just a game, not a big deal. ”

"Hammer ......"

As soon as Zhao Ji shouted, he saw Zhao Da Hammer's eyes glare, and he was so frightened that he quickly changed his words: "Uncle loves to play the most, and it is a game when I think of it." Why don't we try it? ”

Try it, we won't be afraid of losing anyway.

Find some thick paper, cut out fifty-four sheets, write K, Q, J, 10 ......, simply talk about the rules, the first time in history that the three people fight the landlord will be grandly opened.

"Call the landlord!"

"Don't rob it."

"Don't rob it."

……

"Straight. Hahaha, I won, undress! ”

Zhao Dazhui, who successfully defeated the landlord Li Shishi, immediately asked to cash out the bet.

"No, I clearly remember that I had three 7s just now, and there is another one in the master's hand, where did you get this 7 from?"

"How do you know that the master has a 7 in his hand? Say, are you two playing cards right? ”

Master Li can talk a lot, so he denied it: "No, I don't have 7 in my hand, Shiyi Lang is wrong." ”

[Shameless! Shameless anchors! 】

[Yes, I saw him steal cards!] 】

[Fighting the landlord does not steal cards, is it still a landlord? ] 】

[Say this, aren't you afraid of being beaten to death? ] 】

[Cut me along the network cable? 】

[Don't you focus on the point? 】

[Uh-huh, I'm paying attention to the teacher's point. 】

【Looking forward to ......】

[Is it C or D?] 】

[Be bold, EFG? 】

[You can be a person, and there are little pot friends! ] 】

[Who's small? 】

[The anchor is small! 】

Are you sure he's a villain? 】

Zhao Da Hammer, who is not careful, is really not an astringent demon. The woman who forced her nephew to strip naked, or in front of her nephew, that is a beast!

It's not too cold yet, and everyone isn't dressed a lot. According to Zhao Dazhui's careful observation, as far as Master Li's outfit is concerned, he can withstand five defeats at most.

Why five times, hehe, it can only be understood and unspeakable!

"Why don't we gamble?"

In order to prevent his women from leaving, Zhao Ji is ready to use money to corrupt Zhao Da Hammer.

Will Zhao Dazhui be afraid of corrosion?

Joke!

"The base is 10,000, and the explosion is doubled!"

That's 10,000 outputs? Uncle Huang is so dark!

But in order to keep the beauty's clothes, Zhao Ji gritted his teeth and accepted this huge gambling debt: "Success!" I don't have that much money on me, so how about I make an IOU first? ”

"No! Don't you have a jade pendant? ”

Zhao Ji has a dragon-shaped jade pendant hanging from his waist, which is thick in pulp, warm and white, and it is not ordinary at first glance, and Zhao Dazhui has already taken aim at it.

"This is what my mother left me, and I can't give it away! That was the last ...... my birth mother left me."

"Don't listen to stories! Less sensationalism! How about a price of 20,000 and allow you to lose again? ”

"Done!"

In the second game, Zhao Da Hammer was the local master.

As expected, the landlords won, and the two peasants lost. Together with the 10,000 yuan he owed just now, Zhao Ji paid another 10,000 yuan for Master Li, and the jade pendant worth 20,000 yuan suddenly became Zhao Da Hammer.

Uh, no, 10,000 still owed.

Anyone who has ever played cards knows that the mentality of a gambler is very strange.

If you lose, you want to turn it over; If you win, you want to continue to win; Those who don't lose or win feel bored.

In the third game, Zhao Ji was the local master.

With the strong cooperation of the inner ghost Master Li, he finally won.

"Haha, I won. Uncle Huang, I don't owe you any money! ”

"The teacher has to pay the bill, too! You are the master of your word, be fair and just! ”

"I, I can exempt the master from his account!"

"We're going to have to exempt all of them! So, you still owe ten thousand! ”

In the fourth game, Zhao Dazhui won.

In the fifth game, Zhao Dazhui won.

In the Nth game, Zhao Dazhui won.

……

"I'm going to bet with you!"

Zhao Ji, who was red-eyed, signed the first IOU with hatred and roared.

Master Li exclaimed: "Eleven Lang, don't! ”

If it spreads, it is said that Zhao Ji is playing cards here with Master Li, and even Jiangshan Sheji will lose. She Master Li is Daji, Bao Xi, and Yang Yuhuan!

Even if the queen mother and queen in the palace don't pursue it, the people of the world will not let her go. When the time comes, will she have any other way to go besides death?

Zhao Dazhui did not refuse: "Tell me, what kind of gambling method?" ”

"Today's taxes are about 60 million yuan a year, divided into 600 notes, each of which is 100,000 yuan. I will use this as a basis to redeem the IOU in your hand! ”

Oh, it's common to double down and try to get it back as soon as possible!

"What about all the taxes?"

"I'll give you all the city and the yellow book, right?" Zhao Ji's eyes were about to split, and he slapped the table heavily, "Master Li, you are a slut, don't shuffle the cards yet!" ”

Li Shishi shuffled the cards tremblingly, touched the cards tremblingly, and played the cards tremblingly.

"Master Li, what about your pair of 2s? Why don't you come out, are you lacking heart? ”

"Fuck your uncle, Master Li, why are you shining your shoes so much? I want to die! ”

"Blow him up, blow him up! He's going to win again! ”

"Dare to get in my way, I'm going to kill you slut!"

……

No matter how much Zhao Ji cursed and complained, the balance of victory never tilted towards him.

There is all-round video surveillance without dead ends, and there is a system that can copy and exchange cards at any time, and you are Confucius, and you can only move - the net is the book (lose).

From the afternoon to the palm lamp, Zhao Ji didn't remember how many times he had lost, but he only felt that he seemed to have won once, or twice. But in general, he lost.

Lost a fine light.

Not only did they lose all their taxes, but they also lost the country.

Originally, it was a county and a county losing, and then it was a state and a government losing, and then it was directly lost all the way.

Until he lost the Jingxi Road where the ancestral tomb of the old Zhao family was located, Zhao Dazhui was embarrassed to win again, and Zhao Ji still firmly believed that the next game could be turned over.

"I'll make one last bet with you on Gyeonggi Road! I lost, and the whole world is yours. If I win, you'll give it all back to me, okay? ”

What can Zhao Dazhui say? I could only reluctantly agree, and then reluctantly won.

He swears to God, there really is no cheating in this game!

But Zhao Ji played the cards to pieces, and Master Li's nursery was about to collapse, wouldn't it be too hypocritical for us not to win?

So, Zhao Ji lost the last chip.

Zhao Ji, who was in a daze, walked to the table like a walking corpse and wrote hard.

"Don't you can't think about it, what kind of suicide note to write!"

Zhao Dazhui was startled and hurriedly dissuaded.

Good guy, there are more chestnuts for gamblers, but I can't say that I forced them!

Zhao Ji laughed miserably: "What face do I have to see my ancestors and ancestors?" I am now writing the edict of the Zen position. From now on, Uncle Huang will be the official family of the Great Song Dynasty. I'm going to go into the mountains and find a random place to die. ”

If you don't decide on foreign affairs, ask the system, and if you don't decide on internal affairs, ask the system.

"Miss System, can I accept it?"

Zhao Dazhui's heart is like a cat's paw scratching, that's called an itch!

"I can't."

"Why?"

Such a good position, so much money and beautiful women, ahhhhhhh

"What is this system called?"

"The name goes down in history, it seems to be called this name."

"Have you ever seen a usurper who can go down in history?"

"Why not? Wang Mang, Cao Cao, Zhu Di, uh, it seems that the reputation is not very good, that doesn't matter! I can be indignant and lead the Great Song Dynasty to new glory......"

"Phew, you're greedy for money! Let me tell you, the currency of the Great Song Dynasty is not exchangeable with our currency, and it is worthless! Think for yourself, right? ”

What can I think?

There was once a position of the richest man in the world, in front of me. When I went to get it, you told me, if I sleep for a while, I will have everything in my dreams?

Enduring the huge grief, Zhao Dazhui laughed: "Little Jiji, don't wake up yet?" Shall I want your wealth and wealth? ”

It's a pity that there is no big stick at hand, otherwise Zhao Dazhui really doesn't mind having a head stick and beating Zhao Ji hard.

You are a deflated calf, knowing that Lao Tzu can't take anything, and you still lose so boldly, what about teasing me?

Zhao Ji woke up like a dream, sweating like pulp, straightened his collar, and bowed: "Don't be a descendant Zhao Ji, thank Uncle Huang for his teachings!" If there is no emperor's uncle's teachings today, my nephew may continue to indulge in fun, thinking that I am immortal for ten thousand years. As everyone knows, the current situation is as dangerous as an egg and is about to overturn. ”

"If you can understand this truth, my actions will not be in vain! I'm very relieved, well, very relieved. ”

"Why is Uncle Huang crying?"

"Cry with joy, cry with joy."

O God!

My little money! My career and love!

No way!

I've worked so hard today, I have to get some benefits!

Zhao Dazhui pointed at Master Li: "Let go of that woman!" ”