Chapter 156: Do you dare to call me Lao Li?
Li Shimin was stunned, nodded, and said, "Yes, as you expected, I am really an official in the palace!" ”
"Oh, it's my own family. Haha, forget it, why don't you know each other today, Lao Li! ”
"Huh? Never mind? This can't be counted, this can't be counted, how can it be, such a pleasant one? ”
Liu Cheng wanted to say forget it, but Li Shimin refused to give up.
People who dare to call themselves Lao Li to their faces, except for Li Chengfeng, there is no second one in the world.
If there is, then Li Shimin will dare to kill him.
Obviously, Liu Cheng has not yet realized that the crisis is spreading from his side.
Liu Cheng said with a smile: "The small one is the Holy Emperor who came to the palace of Chang'an City from Youzhou City, and the three-grade inspection envoy!" I see Lao Li, you are arrogant, are you also one of the Tang Dynasty princes? That's disrespectful! ”
"No, the old man is not the Duke of the Tang Dynasty, they are not worthy of lifting shoes for the old man!"
"So, dare to ask Your Excellency?" After listening to Li Shimin's words, Liu Cheng suddenly felt a sigh in his heart.
An official position greater than the twenty-four heroes of Lingyan Pavilion? Don't......
Li Shimin sneered: "You are the patrol envoy of Youzhou City, your name is Liu Cheng, and you are going to the Holy Emperor in the palace, right?" ”
"Yes, yes, little one, if nothing happens, I will go to the palace tomorrow!"
"Hmph, then you don't have to wait until tomorrow! Now that I'm in front of you, you don't need to go to the palace to face the saints! I am the current Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, Li Shimin, that is, the old Li in your mouth...... Hahaha......"
Li Shimin stood up suddenly and gently patted Liu Cheng on the shoulder.
"Emperor, Emperor? You are the emperor?"
Liu Cheng's whole person stood in place with a confused expression.
He was dumbfounded, almost stunned.
Why didn't he think that he had just come to Chang'an City and met the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty?
Moreover, he still called him Lao Li? Isn't that simply looking for death?
Fortunately, he rushed from Youzhou City to Chang'an City, just to see the emperor Li Shimin.
Now it's okay, as soon as they meet, Li Shimin will be offended to death.
Liu Cheng's operation can be said to be a thousand miles away!
And he carried the head himself and sent it to Li Shimin.
Liu Cheng, Liu Cheng, you can have a snack!
Li Chengfeng walked to Liu Cheng's side, patted Liu Cheng's shoulder, and said: "Xiao Liu, this prince is no longer pretending, this prince has a showdown, this prince is the eighth prince of the Tang Dynasty, Li Chengfeng!" ”
"What? Eight, the eighth prince, Li Chengfeng? ”
"Ding, surprise from Liu Cheng, naughty value +59!"
Liu Cheng stood in place in a daze, feeling, this family is the most authoritative royal family in the Tang Dynasty today?
Before me, I actually wanted to drive them out of the West Chamber? It's like slapping yourself in the face.
Li Lizhen also smiled and said, "Xiao Liu, I won't pretend anymore, I am the princess of Changle of the Tang Dynasty, Li Lizhen!" ”
"I don't pretend anymore, my father is a warrior of the country, and the little girl's name is Wu Xu!"
Wu Xu followed behind Li Chengfeng with a smile.
Wei Zheng's eyes stricken, and he also learned to speak with Li Chengfeng, and said: "Liu Cheng, the old man is not pretending anymore, the old man is the prime minister of the dynasty, Wei Zheng!" You can do it yourself...... Hmph......"
Wei Zheng snorted coldly.
But I have to say that it is really pleasant to learn the skills of pretending to be forced with the Eighth Prince!
On the other hand, Liu Cheng became more and more confused.
It seems that when he first arrived in Chang'an City, he offended most of the people in the Tang royal family, and also offended the emperor and the eighth prince?
……
Li Shimin suddenly felt that Li Chengfeng's tone of speech was very interesting.
So Li Shimin touched his beard and said, "Hou Junji, Liu Zhenghui!" I, don't pretend, I also have a showdown today, I am the Tang Emperor Li Shimin! ”
"The emperor is angry, the emperor, the old minister knows that he is wrong......"
Li Shimin was angry, Hou Junji and Liu Zhenghui were instantly startled, and they knelt on the ground and begged for mercy!
Li Shimin snorted coldly and said, "Hmph...... You two, I will clean you up again when I go back, and the three-grade inspection of Youzhou City will make Liu Cheng ......"
"Yes, small, little man is ......"
Liu Cheng was resigned, and walked in front of Li Shimin.
Li Shimin looked at Liu Cheng, frowned, and said, "Looking at your words and deeds, there is no one in your eyes, you are very bold!" You don't respect the people, you don't respect the people's livelihood, so I decided to peel off your black veil hat ......"
"Besides, you dare to call me Lao Li?" Li Shimin squinted his eyes, and there was a hint of murder in his eyes.
Liu Cheng was shocked and hurriedly said: "Spare your life, Your Majesty, the villain knows that he is wrong, the villain will never dare to do this anymore, I beg you, Your Majesty, please raise your noble hand and spare the little one!" The little one, the little one didn't know before that you were the emperor! ”
Li Shimin waved his hand and said, "Looking at today, except for my Eighth Emperor, no one dares to call me that!" Liu Cheng, you are the first! You, hopeless, behead! Hou Junji, Liu Zhenghui, this matter will be handed over to the two of you to deal with! ”
"In addition, Youzhou City needs to be reappointed as a new patrol envoy, as for Liu Cheng's words, he offended me, and he was unable to resist it, so I gave him a capital crime...... You two will do it...... Hmph......"
After speaking, Li Shimin snorted coldly, waved his sleeves, and walked out of the attic of the West Wing.
Leaving Hou Junji and Liu Zhenghui with panicked faces, and Liu Cheng with a pale face.
Liu Cheng knew that he was finished, and his life was really finished.
Because, he rushed into the emperor.
He shouldn't have it, who is Lao Li bad? Just learn from Li Chengfeng, called Li Shimin Lao Li?
Li Shimin is not a vegetarian emperor, he doesn't respect himself, he should be killed, he still has to be killed!
So, Li Shimin directly killed Liu Cheng and asked Hou Junji and Liu Zhenghui to deal with it, while he ran out to relax.
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When the scorching sun shines in the sky, the entire Chang'an Avenue is still extremely prosperous.
Li Shimin looked at Li Chengfeng and said, "Feng'er, I observe Chang'an Avenue, it is still prosperous, and people have smiles on their faces, it seems that life is not as poor as imagined?" But on the other hand, the villagers of Taixiang Village are all yellow and thin, why is there such a big difference in living standards between them? ”
Li Chengfeng snapped his fingers and said, "Father, this is very simple!" That's the difference between the rich and the not! Rich people, there is stock at home, and rice to eat! There are no rich people, and they have eaten the last meal but not the next, so they can only endure hunger! And the gap between the rich and the poor in Datang is too big! Most of the people who suffer are farmers, and because of the drought this year, the farmers have no harvest, so they have no grain reserves, so their lives are relatively miserable! ”