"When did I say I was number one in the world?"

"Your Highness has said it, and it is what you said, otherwise how could Your Highness have said this? You must have told Your Highness about it. ”

"Sir, you spare me, Your Highness is Your Highness, I am me, how can you mix it up?"

"Manly man, one word! How can you say without believing and repent when you say it? ”

"Lao Tzu said, not Lao Tzu said, Lao Tzu is clumsy, how dare he call himself the world...

"Lao Tzu? Which Lao Tzu? ”

"Lao Tzu is Lao Tzu!"

"Your Highness calls me uncle, how dare you want to be my son? Your Highness, he wants to be your uncle... ”

"Damn...

In the Duanwang Mansion in Tokyo, an old man and a young man, a tall and a short man were arguing hotly, and the two kept bickering and quarreling.

Li Sanjian was completely dizzy by such a person with confused thinking logic and strange ideas, and he seemed to be about to go crazy.

On top of this, it was actually Zhao Ji, the king of the Great Song Dynasty, who was sitting as a guest?

It's a sloppy ghost who has lost his mind!

Everyone in the palace, including Zhao Ji, seemed to have long been used to it, and they all laughed and watched the two arguing, and the beautiful maids waiting on the side also covered their mouths and snickered, and at the same time looked at Li Sanjian with sympathy.

"Lao Tzu... Xiaosheng is the first in the world, what do you want? What can you do with me? Li Sanjian finally didn't want to be entangled with Mi Fu, it was too embarrassing, so he said angrily.

"Haha, you finally admit it." Mi Fu heard the words and said happily to Zhao Ji, "Little Ji'er, he finally admitted." ”

"That's what the gentleman said." Zhao Ji couldn't help but feel funny in his heart.

Mi Fu then turned his hands back, walked in front of Li Sanjian and said: "The painting you made, in front of the old man dare to call the world the first?" The old man is not convinced... ”

"The first is the first, so what? What do you want? Li San said hatefully.

No matter how confident Li Sanjian is in the picture scroll he paints, he doesn't dare to claim to be the first in the world, you must know that there are many talented people in the world, and the land of Song Jingshi is even more hidden dragon and crouching tiger, Li Sanjian is extremely sober about this.

But Li Sanjian didn't want to entangle with him anymore at this time, so he simply followed his words.

He can say whatever he wants, Li Sanjian said secretly in his heart, at this time, Li Sanjian's excitement of coming to the palace has long been gone, and he just wants to go home.

What is this called? Li Sanjian secretly complained in his heart.

"Hey, hey." Mi Fu laughed when he heard this, and laughed extremely insidiously: "Do you dare to try to paint with the old man?" ”

"Don't dare, Xiaosheng is willing to bow to the wind, Mr.'s work is the best in the world, right?" Although Li Sanjian has not seen Mi Fu's work, but this person is the guest of Duan Wang Zhao Ji, then Li Sanjian expects that this person must still be good at calligraphy and painting.

The most important thing is that Li Sanjian is too lazy to continue to entangle with him.

"No, although you accept it in your mouth, but your expression is unwilling, this is the so-called oral dissatisfaction, absolutely not." Mi Fu said.

Li Sanjian was stunned when he heard this: "Where am I not convinced?" Sir, Xiaosheng is really convinced, and he is really willing to bow down. ”

"You haven't seen the old man's paintings, how can you be convinced? It's complete nonsense. Mi Fu said.

Li Sanjian was speechless when he heard this, saying that this person was crazy, but his language disease in arresting people was accurate, and Li Sanjian couldn't say half a word.

"Are you better than you?" Mi Fu looked embarrassed Li Sanjian, proudly raised his chin and asked with a smile.

"It's better than that... Li Sanjian couldn't shirk it, and he was a little angry at this time, so he had to fight.

It's a big deal to lose, what's the big deal? Li Sanjian secretly said in his heart that if he loses, he will not lose a piece of meat.

"Caicai!" Zhao Ji was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and when he heard this, he suddenly jumped up with joy, like a child, and repeatedly instructed the people in the house: "Come on, prepare the four treasures of the study." ”

The subordinates responded in unison and went to prepare.

"Wait." Mi Fu said at this time: "The competition needs to have a color head, otherwise it will be boring, and the old man is too lazy to write." ”

"Color? What color heads? Li Sanjian asked in amazement.

"You and I will each take out one gold bill, or two gold bills, or three gold bills." Mi Fu stretched out his hands, crossed his fingers and patiently explained: "Or consistent money or two money or three money, or a silk or two silk or three silk, or a copper coin or two copper coins or three copper coins... ”

Mi Fu was long-winded, talked endlessly, and Li Sanjian listened to it dizzy. . .

Where does Li Sanjian not understand what a lottery is? Li Sanjian was just surprised that the comparison was better, why should there be a colorful head? I love to read Chinese

Li Sanjian's family is poor, and it is not easy to make money, if he loses money, won't he lose money? Li Sanjian will be extremely painful.

"Haha" Zhao Ji saw Li Sanjian's painful appearance, so he laughed and said: "Come on, prepare 500 pieces of money, 500 horses of high-grade Jiangnan silk, this will be used as a lottery, the winner will win, and the loser will also be rewarded by the king." ”

"Who broke it?" When Li Sanjian heard that there were so many rewards, he immediately smacked his tongue, and at the same time his heart was moved, if he won and got so many rewards, his family would have no worries about food and clothing for at least two years.

Now Li Sanjian is worried about the referee, you must know that the appreciation of the paintings is different for everyone, especially when the level is similar, then it all depends on everyone's preferences.

"How is this king's decision?" Zhao Ji said with a smile.

"It's all up to Your Highness." Li Sanjian replied helplessly.

Duan Wang has a brilliant head, so he won't let people be referees, and Li Sanjian can't refuse at all, who calls someone a prince.

However, Li Sanjian was secretly worried in his heart, Li Sanjian and Duan Wang Zhao Ji just met today, so how can it be compared to Mi Fu, the guest on his seat?

"No." Li Sanjian agreed, but Mi Fu was unwilling, Mi Fu said: "Your Royal Highness is broken, the old man is not martial, the old man has a way, you can distinguish the superior." ”

Mi Fu is a little fair and just, but some self-aware.

"What do you have to say, sir?" Zhao Ji and Li Sanjian asked together when they heard this.

"Aren't there some pigeons in the palace? That's how it was judged. Mi Fu replied.

"I want to hear about it!" Zhao Ji and Li Sanjian asked together again.

"The old man and this kid paint together, whoever can attract the carrier pigeon will win, how about it?" Mi Fu said proudly.

To know Mi Fu calligraphy and painting, the painting is lifelike, the painting made on weekdays, can attract some birds to peck food, this is Mi Fu the most proud.

It is expected that the child who has not dried up has no such ability, Mi Fu secretly said in his heart.

"As Mr. said." Zhao Ji was even more happy when he heard this, and repeatedly ordered his subordinates to go and prepare, drive away the domestic pigeons, and other things.

The master of Duanwangfu personally commanded, of course, the people of Duanwangfu are vigorous and resolute in doing things, not a stick of incense, everything has been prepared, just waiting for Mi Fu and Li Sanjian to paint.

The two stopped arguing at this time, and stopped talking nonsense, and at the same time walked to the bookcase, splashed ink, and drew with a pen.

Mi Fu when painting, the expression is dignified, and the appearance of weekdays is completely different, while the face showed a trace of love and pity, the painting in front of him is like his child, and how his woman in general.

Li Sanjian is the same, he has entered a state of selflessness.

Everyone in the palace, including Zhao Ji, held their breath, watching the two of them paint, and didn't dare to disturb. While appreciating it, Zhao Ji also showed a crazy look on his face.

For the sake of fairness and justice, the paints used in the paintings of both sides were provided by the royal palace, and they did not contain special things that attracted birds, but only attracted birds and birds by their pictures.

"It's finished." For a long time, Mi Fu threw the pen, proudly admiring his paintings, and then proudly glanced at Li Sanjian who was finishing.

After half a ring, Li Sanjian also finished painting.

The pigeon's diet is nothing more than to eat some plant-based food, whether it is a domestic pigeon or a wild pigeon, they are mainly plant-based. They generally eat wheat, cereals, corn, beans, etc., and generally do not eat meat such as insects. The pigeons are most accustomed to eating raw food, but if they are artificially fed, the cooked food will gradually get used to it.

Mi Fu and Li Sanjian both started from this aspect, in order to attract pigeons peck.

Mi Fu painted the countryside fields, rural smoke and villages, green trees, small rivers, and birds shuttling in the woods and fields, scattered countless grains, beans and other things on the country roads, the painting is lifelike, so that after seeing, such as immersive.

However, Li Sanjian painted a small stream, and countless grains were scattered around the stream, and the surrounding scenery was also as if it were real.

Li Sanjian added the technique of three-dimensional painting in it, and Mi Fu's painting is lifelike, superb, such as a stroke of genius.

If only on Chinese painting skills, Li Sanjian is not as good as Mi Fu, but Li Sanjian is mixed with three-dimensional painting skills, so the paintings of the two at this time are comparable.

"That's wonderful!" Zhao Ji put the paintings of the two together, rubbed them lightly with his hands, but he didn't dare to press the truth, look at this, look at that, and couldn't help but praise it.

"Lord Wang!" A subordinate of the palace reminded at this time: "It's time to take out the work of the two gentlemen... ”

"Oh, let's get out of here." Zhao Ji nodded when he heard this: "Be careful, don't damage it." ”

Several subordinates heard that they were careful to paste Mi Fu and Li Sanjian's paintings on a thick wooden board, and then carried them into the courtyard and placed them in the center of the courtyard.

"Wait," Li Sanjian suddenly said: "My paintings, I place them myself." ”

Everyone looked at Li Sanjian in surprise when they heard this, and they didn't know what Li Sanjian meant?

Someone helped to put it up, why did he have to do it himself?

A lowly person is a lowly person, a life of fatigue, and many people have a secret path in their hearts.