121 The position of landing on the ground is not very elegant

"What am I missing?"

Zhao Dazhui, who was accurately delivered to the mandarin duck Bo, didn't look at anything, and first carried out a full-body examination of himself.

Look at the little hammer first, oh, it's okay, it's still alive; If you look at the other limbs, there's nothing wrong with that, that's good, that's good! As long as there is no lack of arms and short legs, even if the crossing is successful, there is nothing to wear or not.

, clothes?

Zhao Dazhu, who came back to his senses, hurriedly covered his face.

You have to ask why you cover your face, instead of covering other important parts, hehe, the parts are the same, as long as others can't see our handsome face, what does it matter?

"Hehe, my brother's skin is really fair, and my brother is very envious."

Who? Who is talking and pretending to be Senior Brother Mitutoyo? What the hell am I ......

Oh, what a brother!

The obscene uncle standing next to him, who is the one with silver eyes shining in his eyes?

Oh, Emperor Tianzuo, I've been friends for many days, and I'm barely an acquaintance, but there are hundreds of palace maids and eunuchs next to me, who are you?

Are you here to organize a group to visit Uncle Zhao's performance art?

The appearance of the great god is extraordinary.

Zhao Dazhui's way of appearing was too thunderous, which made those uninformed monarchs, ministers, envoys, maids and servants of the Liao State deeply trapped and couldn't stop.

Well, it's shameful enough, so let's not go back and make up for it. I just ask which sister who is saving the distress can give me a pair of pants to cover my cool little ass!

The weather in the north of this country, ah, cold!

"This ...... This is what you said, magical junior brother? ”

Emperor Tianzuo is old and does not appreciate performance art very much, and begins to wonder if this so-called junior brother is reliable.

"Your Majesty doesn't know anything, only if he has a pure heart, can he have the ability to cover the world. If my junior brother is like a mortal son, how can he obtain the creation of heaven and earth and have great magical powers? ”

Zhang Sanfeng himself didn't believe it, and he didn't make sense of bullshit, which actually caused Emperor Tianzuo to nod constantly: "What the real person said is extremely true." We are ordinary people, how can we be as naked as a little real person, and we are really envious of others! ”

Zhang Sanfeng took a thick cloak and hurriedly put on Zhao Dazhui: "Senior brother, which set are you playing?" ”

Which set to play? I want to know!

This dog than the system, it doesn't say that clothes can't be teleported!

If we had said it earlier, we wouldn't have run in front of the public. This guy is making trouble, everyone on the earth knows that Zhao Dazhui's hobbies are not ordinary, and he likes to wander around bare-.

"I didn't mean not to say it! Hee-hee! ”

Sure enough, the young lady of the system appeared on time to watch the joke: "Your Excellency's body maintenance is still good, and you have the potential to engage in a more skilled career." Need to introduce you to a few rich women? ”

"Get out!" Zhao Dazhui's face was as red as a monkey's butt.

It's strange to say, men seem to be more afraid of stripping naked in public, is it because they are afraid of losing face?

The young lady of the system also knew that this joke was a bit big, and was determined to give some compensation: "I'm sorry, don't be angry, okay?" I'll blow up the photos for you, cool, okay? ”

Zhao Dazhui wrapped the cloak, put on the autumn coat and pants, sweater and pants, and then stuffed the autumn clothes into the autumn pants and the trousers into the socks.

Until he was tightly armed, and there was no place to go away, he didn't pay attention to the young lady of the system.

For the so-called cool photos, Zhao Dazhui didn't bother to ask.

Even if it's not a casual download, how cool can you be, and can it be cooler than I just did?

Don't try to lie to me again!

I'm angry, the kind that doesn't coax well.

"Yo, are you really angry? Okay, let's go, as long as I can do it, I can promise you! ”

"I want Yue Fei."

"Wow, you scumbag! Don't let me go, a delicate beauty, you actually want a rough man! ”

"What's boring, don't I have a helper? Slippery, get Yue Fei for me. Oh yes, you can't let Yue Fei appear naked! ”

Yue Fei is an adult, if you let him come out naked, in case he dies of shame, will I have to enjoy the treatment of kneeling for thousands of years like Qin Hui?

"Why do you have to Yue Fei? You know, it's expensive and risky to send someone over long distances......"

"Do you do it or not? If you don't help me, I will say that Zhang Sanfeng was killed by you, and let the world scold you for 10,000 years. ”

"I'll do it, okay? You're a little enemy! ”

That system, which had always been unreliable, was actually very reliable, and it accurately teleported Yue Fei to the designated location.

Of course, due to system limitations, it is still slippery.

"Come over" Zhao Dazhui gave an order, and a large group of servants dressed Yue Fei well, avoiding repeating the mistakes of Zhao Dazhui, and Yue Fei's perfect image was also preserved.

"How did I get here?"

Yue Fei, who came to this icy and snowy place, felt very amazing, and after seeing Zhao Dazhu, he felt that everything was so taken for granted.

With Uncle Huang here, what else in the world is impossible to happen?

Zhang Sanfeng also admired this magical junior brother.

Master, where did the old man get this goods, it's just a living immortal!

No, we can't promote feudal superstition, according to the legendary rank, the junior brother has entered the legendary "realm of heaven and man", right?

I don't know if the master has entered, but I heard that after entering this realm, the lifespan will be greatly extended. Peng Zu, who has lived for 880 years, seems to be in this realm, but he may not have such clever means.

As for Zhao Dazhui's martial arts skills that can't kill, it's not unusual, and the cultivation of martial arts has never been equated with the skill of killing.

"Senior brother, if you want to kill Lingzhi and Jinlun, you still need your cooperation."

"Uh......"

It seems that the realm of the junior brother is not very stable, and he is still haunted by the grudges. If this affects the Dao heart and delays the cultivation, what can be done?

If the master returns, will he beat me?

Zhao Dazhui glanced at Zhang Sanfeng in surprise: "What stupid thing are you talking about?" No matter how merciful the Buddha is, there is still a time when Vajra is angry. Lingzhi that great lama is not good at cultivating, so I just sent him to see the Buddha and asked the Buddha to teach him a good lesson. ”

"Let's kill the Golden Wheel Dharma King, right? I don't really have much contradiction with Lingzhi, at most it's just that each is his own master. The Golden Wheel Dharma King's dog thing, young people don't talk about ......"

"Stop! Let's not talk about this stalk, I'll kill him, can't I promise to kill him? ”

Good guy, are you going to use a stalk for 10,000 years or what? Isn't it just a bad boy playing with golden cymbals, killing him in minutes!

"Senior brother, you can't underestimate the Golden Wheel Dharma King."

The older the rivers and lakes, the less courageous they are.

The new grandmaster Zhang Sanfeng, who was just starting out, was beaten up, and now everyone is very powerful. Lingzhi, that old grandmaster, is very powerful, and the half-hung grandmaster of the Golden Wheel Dharma King is also very powerful.

"What's wrong with the Grandmaster, is it worth the huge amount of money and time that ordinary people spend to kill him?"

Zhang Sanfeng and Yue Fei smashed their mouths at the same time, glanced at each other, and were deeply suspicious of Zhao Dazhui's words.

"Are you okay?" Zhang Sanfeng asked Yue Fei, "Although you are a general of the stars and prosperous in martial arts, you want to single out Lingzhi and the Golden Wheel, are you not qualified?" ”

Yue Fei also knew how many catties and taels he had, where did he dare to blow the atmosphere, and waved his hand again and again modestly: "I can't do it, I really can't do it!" It should still depend on you and Master Hou, and the last general can only put a cold gun next to him. ”

Can a cold gun kill a grandmaster?