1256 Entering the city is not good
Tang Feng is a good wine, and it's really nothing to see a drunk man on the street these days.
Moreover, those who are drunk and sleeping on the street are not just those villains who are splashing around in the market!
Some well-known scholars can often be found on the roadside.
Legend has it that during the Wei and Jin dynasties, Liu Ling, the marquis of wine, would make people carry a hoe when he went out, and if he died drunk on the side of the road, he didn't even have to go home, he dug a pit on the side of the road and buried it.
As a result, under the influence of this, in the subsequent dynasties and generations, people who are good at drinking are all drunk to death, and there are many drunks on the road.
In some big cities such as Luoyang, Chang'an, an important job of Wuhou patrolling the streets was to assist the yamen in dealing with these drunks, so that they would not hurt or be injured.
After all, it's okay in the summer, and the mosquitoes can be fed at most if you sleep, but if you get drunk on the road in the winter, after a night, this person will become a popsicle.
In the middle of the road, the drunk man fell to the ground, and did not get up half-loudly.
Xiao Han looked at him with a toothache, his brows furrowed tightly, and seeing that he really couldn't get up, he glanced at Jiayi.
After a while, Jia jumped off the horse sideways, patted the somewhat frightened mount, and together with Jia Er, who came up with him, one person and one arm, carried the drunk man and threw it into the straw pile by the roadside.
"Huh? Ay? What are you doing! Dare to touch me! Do you know who my dad is? ”
The drunkard was lifted off the ground by the first and second of the drunk, and immediately broke out in a cold sweat, and even woke up with the wine for three minutes, and hurriedly waved his arms and shouted: "What about Lao Tzu's people? What about people! Where are they all dead, someone has beaten your young master! Hey, neighbors, someone is bullying our own! ”
The drunkard resisted vigorously and shouted loudly.
But neither the subordinates he spoke of, nor the townsfolk who watched the excitement, none of them stood up to speak for him.
No, there is no one who speaks for him, but more of a look of hatred!
They didn't care what this guy was yelling at, they carried him and strode to the side of the road.
Then the two of them stood still, and with a violent force of their arms at the same time, the drunk man in his hand "swished", crossed a perfect arc in the air, and flew to the straw pile on the side of the road...... On the side!
"Poof!"
"Oops......"
The knot slammed into the hard ground, and the drunk's aching white teeth almost crushed.
At this time, he couldn't shout, so he just lay on the ground and inhaled the cool air, and the first and second ones were more and more relieved.
His grandma's! I've long seen him unpleasant, do you really think that these people are temperless?
Don't say that you are Diao Min in a small county town, and the general Guogong who was drunk at the Hou Ye's house, they all "thrown" several...... It's just that those people are "thrown" onto the bed.
"Childe, what's going on?"
Ziyi heard the commotion in front of the team, got off his frame, and stepped forward to ask.
Xiao Han was watching the excitement at this time, and when he heard this, he turned around and smiled, pointed at the drunk man for her and said, "Oh, it's okay!" I met a little ruffian, I couldn't find my father, and asked us who his father was! I wondered how we could possibly know? He's got to go home and ask the about that! ”
"Haha......"
Before Xiao Han finished speaking, there was already a loud laugh all around!
The crowd, who was already a little embarrassed because of the drunkard's embarrassed appearance, completely laughed at this time! Even the stunned man rolled off the frame with a smile, and happened to hit the puddle of cow dung that Wang Wu almost dropped just now.
The ambiguity in Xiao Han's sentence is too obvious!
Coupled with the bad look on his face, even Ziyi couldn't help but blushing and covering his mouth and chuckling.
"You!"
The drunk man obviously understood Xiao Han's words, only to see him staggering up from the ground, holding his waist with one hand, and pointing at Xiao Han with a slight trembling with the other, just about to scold! But it seemed that he suddenly saw the purple clothes behind Xiao Han, and a pair of eyes straightened immediately.
"Young Master, Young Master!"
Just when the drunk man saw the purple clothes, in the distance of the road, several dogs were also running here quickly, shouting and screaming as they ran, looking like they were protecting the master.
Xiao Han didn't pay attention to the drunkard's eyes, and his attention at this time was all attracted by those doglegs.
This scene, this scene, is inexplicably familiar!
Oh, I think about it, it seems that Xiao Han has seen this scene in many TV movies, but the protagonist has been replaced by himself, which feels quite fresh.
Waving his hand slightly, he signaled the guards who gathered around him not to block the legs of the dogs with crooked hats and slanted clothes.
Because he was very curious about whether this drunk man would lead these dogs to jump in front of him to show off his power as those vulgar plots played in those vulgar plots!
If it really looks like that, wouldn't it be more enjoyable to shave him with his ears and smoke him?
Imagining that he was incarnating as justice, slapping the ground like a slap and slapping the ground like money, Xiao Han couldn't help but feel cool in his heart.
No wonder others like to pretend to be pigs and eat tigers, this feeling is really cool!
Rubbing his wrists, Xiao Han let out a long breath, looked at the drunk man for a long time, and then waited for him.
However, Xiao Han was soon disappointed.
Because the drunk man saw his own person arrive at first, he was indeed a lot more confident.
But after a dogleg beside him pointed and pointed, he somehow suppressed this evil breath.
In the end, he just glanced at Xiao Han resentfully, then at Ziyi, and then slipped down the alley without looking back.
"Childe, do we want it?"
Xiaodao was born as a ranger, and he was very sensitive to the drunkard's eyes, so he quietly came to Xiao Han's side and made a gesture to wipe his neck with his hands.
Xiao Han glanced at him obliquely, but just smiled and shook his head.
People look at things differently at different heights.
Xiaodao is worried that this person will be unfavorable to him, and wants to strike first.
But Xiao Han is confident: no matter who this drunk is, or what he wants to do, he will not do the slightest damage to himself.
A barking vicious dog may bite its owner, but it can never do anything to an elephant.
If, on the other hand, the elephant is determined to trample on the dog just because it growls at the elephant a few times, it will probably waste half of its time on these things
Because there will never be only one vicious dog, and when the time comes, it is not enough trouble to slaughter the small one, run out of the old one, and then pull out a large litter!
The drunk ran away, but the people on the street looked at the convoy more and more strangely.
Especially the little boy with a runny nose, he looked up at the alley where the drunken man slipped away, as if he was disappointed, and his little face was full of sighs.
"Why didn't you fight? A group of cowards, they don't dare to go on when they see that there are many family members, what are you afraid of? Isn't it a beating, a beating, at most, being killed......"