These two are amazing! One who has caught the private meeting between the two can still talk and laugh, and the other who has been arrested can even be silent.

……

Capital

At noon one day,

The sun is scorching and cloudless.

Protector's Mansion,

Fang Qinglan, who was tired from the military plane, received news from his father and rushed back to his house for lunch.

"The little master is back!"

"Yo! The General is back! ”

"Young master has worked hard today, go back to the room and take a hot bath! The villain has already prepared the water. ”

"Yes! General, the slave and maid have prepared clean clothes for you, and the lord and lady are waiting for you to go to lunch! ”

"Humph! What day is it? Behold your attentiveness! ”

A little guy took the sword from Fang Qinglan's waist: "Hehe! It was the eldest young master who came back, and brought his eldest son and his eldest grandson! Everyone is waiting for you! ”

When Fang Qinglan heard this, the corners of his mouth twitched, his eldest brother, who was the same as his father's brother, came back?

Or did you come back with your grandson?

I, I kind of regret coming back

……

Fang Qinglan took a bath for a whole hour, and was finally invited three times and brought to the living room dinner table.

As soon as Fang entered, the originally lively atmosphere suddenly stopped, and the bright and spacious room was originally very simple and warm.

Now there is a table of happy family members sitting around the dinner table, and the atmosphere is more warm, but Fang Qinglan still feels so embarrassed,

He waved to the person in the clothes that his father wore on weekdays, and shouted unnaturally,

"Uh, hi! Dad, Dad, why didn't you tell me sooner when my eldest brother came back? ”

Turning his head, he shouted to the person who hadn't seen a piece of clothing that his father had worn,

"Hi, hi...... Big, big brother, you, you really were born by your father, this, this is too, too similar, you actually look like your father, you look so ...... Belch...... Mature, steady, hehehe......"

……

A gust of wind blew, and everyone present looked at him with a smile except for the two people he had called, without squeaking, Fang Qinglan felt so embarrassed!

Turning his head to look at the faces of the two brothers who were obviously younger, he turned his two big black eyes and carefully identified them.

"You two are really rude, I have said hello to my eldest brother, you, why don't you call me uncle?

And you, why don't you call me grandpa? ”

Well, the face of an old man who is wearing a new dress today is about to turn red.

The two young brothers looked at each other with embarrassed faces, and then at the old man in the new clothes.

The old man motioned for them to keep quiet, and Fang Qinglan saw it,

"Uh...... It's so high-profile, I don't talk when I come in? ”

looked at his mother, his mother was easier to recognize, "Mother, my eldest brother and father don't speak, why don't you speak?" Tell me quickly, who is the sister-in-law and who is the niece and daughter-in-law?

Huh? And one more? Is this a niece, or a granddaughter-in-law? ”

"Uh-huh, puff......!"

The person he regarded as a nephew just now couldn't help laughing.

The others laughed too,

"Uh-haha-ha......"

"Hehe......"

"Oh my God, I'm laughing to death, hahaha!"

There are still people clapping and applauding? Even the attendants and maidservants inside and outside the house couldn't help laughing, "Hehe......"

Fang Qinglan blushed from laughter, pouted, stepped forward a few steps, stepped on his seat, and slapped the table,

"Laugh at what! What to laugh at! What to laugh at! I saw him pointing to the four people on the table who looked like two pairs of brothers, and he was so angry that he was angry,

"Who made you look like this, and you are still so young, can't you tell me from it?

You have to play this trick! Don't accept the battle! In this world, only my own father can beat me, no one else can, and the loser will report his own generation. ”

Seeing that a few people were still laughing at him, he couldn't help but slap the table with his hands in shame, "Dang!" While! While! ”

"Eh! Don't laugh! Hear no! Hear no! Hear no! ”

"Hahaha......"

Someone laughed even more presumptuously,

Fang Qinglan was really angry this time: "You guys...... You guys are here to deceive me! I finally went home, and you guys joined forces to tease me, but I haven't been home for more than four months, so I won't play for you! Hum! ”

Fang Qinglan pouted a chicken thigh with his hand, took a bite, bit off a piece of meat, turned around and left, "Hmph!" ”

"I'm not going to play with you!"

"Alas! Son! Come back! Aren't we okay if we don't tease you? ”

When the Duchess saw that he was leaving, she hurriedly shouted.

"No! General Ben is angry! ”

Fang Qinglan did not stop, and stepped out of the door,

"Lan'er, stop, your father and I are not angry, you are still angry, come here!"

Fang Qinglan, who was holding a chicken leg and biting the incense, directly stretched his long neck and looked at the person who was pronouncing in amazement, huh?

What's the situation? Big brother in new clothes, can make the voice of a daddy?

Everyone looked at him bending over, stretching his neck, holding chicken legs, and his face full of question marks, and they wanted to laugh even more, afraid that he would really run away, and tried to hold back, and everyone endured it very hard.

The old man also laughed, "Stupid! Come here, come to Daddy. ”

Fang Qinglan picked up the door, looked at the person wearing his father's clothes, and then looked at the person talking in the new clothes, tentatively,

Walk over......

When I finally walked to this person's side, I saw the old man with a hand like electricity......

In just a few moments, the two of them had already stood in place and passed a few moves, and finally, Fang Qinglan, who had been beaten in the stomach, snorted,

"Uh-huh......"

Holding his stomach with one hand and patting the shoulder of the old man in a red-clothed ingot,

"This one is a fake! It's my big brother, that's right! ”

"Ahh

"Ahh

"Ahh

"Daddy!

Father! I was wrong! You're my father, my father!

Oh!

Daddy! Arm...... It's going to break ......"

Only then did the old man let go of the hand that was holding him on the shoulder he had just patted,

"Humph! Stinky boy, do you still want to use internal force to suppress your father? ”

Fang Qinglan, who was let go of his arm, exhaled heavily, as if he was blowing without pain.

"Hoo ......"

And he looked up and said to the multitude,

"See? This is my own father, yes! ”

"See? This is my own father, yes! ”

He looked at his father again: "You are amazing! Aren't you good enough?

But Dad, you treat me like this, I am also the general of our capital, you teach me in front of my eldest brother and his son and grandson, I am so embarrassed, I am angry!

I'm not playing with you guys! Hum! ”

Fang Qinglan rubbed his stomach for a while and rubbed his arms for a while, bent over, pouted his little ass and was about to leave, just took two steps, the robe behind him was pulled by someone, and when he turned around, he swished, and was pulled back by his father.

The old man doted on Fang Qinglan's waist,

"We've been waiting for you for an hour, what's wrong with teasing you?"

Zhang Luo said with a smile: "Hurry up and get a chair here for our General Fang." ”

"Yes, sir."

After the chair was brought, Fang Qinglan sat between his father and his brother.

Fang Qinglan lay on the faces of the two and looked left and right, and in the end, he sighed, alas!

One hand pinched the center of the eyebrows.

……

Fang Qinglan lay on the faces of the two and looked left and right, and in the end, he sighed, alas!

One hand pinched the center of the eyebrows.

"Haha! Qinglan sighed because the eldest brother was playing tricks on you in his father's clothes? ”

"No, I don't know if you're too old, or if our nearly seventy-year-old dad is too old, so he can be so similar,

Big eyes, high nose bridge, small head, tall man, long neck, I wonder if our family was a group of giraffes in the mouth of the official in the last life.

And two of them, alas! Seeing you, I almost see myself at every stage......

I......

It's really horrible!!"

"Haha! Isn't it the first time you've seen me, is it so hard to accept? Qinglan, look up, let me introduce you, the one wearing the green shirt is my son, your nephew, Fang Oath; The one in the orange shirt is his son, who is also your nephew, Fang Biao. ”

Big Brother Fang said to the two again: "Why don't you come and see you soon!" ”

"Yes."

"Yes."

"I've seen Uncle Xiao."

Fang Biao: "I've seen it...... I've seen ......."

At this time, the man in the blue shirt glanced at the man in the orange shirt sharply,

The man immediately squeezed out between his teeth: "Fang Biao has seen the little grandfather......"

Then, the man in green shirt who Fang Qinglan had just asked him to call his grandfather respectfully toasted Fang Qinglan with a glass of wine.

"I just teased my little uncle, please don't be surprised."

Fang Qinglan's eyes got bigger and bigger: "What, what?" How could you be...... You're younger than him, aren't you? ”

"Huh! It's a shame to say that the dog has been a soldier in Yumen Pass for a few years, and his skin is a little darker, which makes the little uncle smile. ”

Fang Qinglan: "That, that, may I ask your age......

"Oh, Uncle Hui, for my nephew, I have six Chinese New Year's Eve today, and I have one in twenty this year."

Fang Qinglan's eyes couldn't see anything at this time, and he was dizzy and turned in circles, so dizzy that he doubted his life.

"What ???"

My grandson is older than me???

And his mother, the Duchess of the Kingdom, said with a smile at this time: "Son, didn't you ask your mother to introduce who is the sister-in-law?" Come, look here, my mother will introduce you one by one......"

"Stop! Mother! Don't introduce me yet, let me slow down, I, I can't see anything now, I'm a little dizzy. ”

The eyes are full of: dad, big brother, big nephew, big nephew, age addition and subtraction......

Fang Qinglan's hand touched his father: "Who, who is my father?" Your old son's head hurts, ah! No, I need to rest! I, I'll withdraw first! Everyone, eat slowly, eat and drink well!

Hehe! ”

With that, he stood up and prepared to leave.

"Stop!"

Fang Qinglan's body immediately froze and didn't move.

"Sit down!"

He sat back again.

"Eat!"

He picked up his chopsticks and ate obediently.

"That's it! My great-grandson is more sensible than you! You're still a general!

Unpromising! I'm still shy to call you uncle!

It's rare for a family to sit down and have a meal together, look at your toss! ”

The old man roared, and the others also followed to eat obediently, and after a while, everyone said a word, and the atmosphere was lively again.

As he spoke, he said that Fang Qinglan's father had his eldest brother, and his eldest brother was relatively young when he had his eldest nephew, and now although his great-grandson has no heirs, his wife and concubine have also married four or five rooms, and what he brought today is Fang Qiu's original wife, who is the same age as the nineteen-year-old Fang Qinglan.

Speaking of which, Fang Qinglan's sister-in-law is a person who eats fasting and recites Buddha all day long, and does not ask about the world, so she doesn't know the situation, so she said: "If you want to say that your younger brother Qinglan is not young, it is time to get married, father, mother, why didn't you find a good girl for Qinglan's younger brother?"

He is the general of the world's soldiers and horses in our capital, who does he want to marry? ”

The old man and his wife were suddenly embarrassed,

Duchess Guo: "Uh...... This...... Alas! ”

She began to cry again when she thought of this,

"The matter...... It's a long story......"

"Stop! Mother, you can't cry when you eat, you can rest and cry later! ”

Fang Qinglan, who was sandwiching fish and meat into his father's bowl, said: "Sister-in-law, I got married, maybe my father and mother think it's too embarrassing, so I didn't tell you!" ”