Chapter 128: Pretending to be the first trick
Early in the morning, Jia Ping'an entered the hundred horses, and heard Bao Dong boasting.
“…… A certain sturdy figure rolled in, and the man who watched the house was about to scream, and a certain eye quickly blocked his mouth with a sock......"
Lei Hong squatted on the side and pulled the beard on his face, feeling that Bao Dong was really shameless.
"Jia Wenwen is here."
Jia Ping'an's return was welcomed by the hundred horsemen, and Tang Xu and Shao Peng then cordially received him.
"Your Majesty has praised you." Shao Peng was in a very good mood, "It is said that you should make persistent efforts." ”
Jia Ping'an stood with his hands tied, looking excited, no, with excitement, but he wanted to suppress his emotions as much as possible.
This is a compliment from the chairman, and he must be very upright.
Tang Xu was very satisfied with his attitude, "This hundred horsemen have made a great achievement, and Your Majesty will be rewarded later." And His Majesty said that let the hundred horsemen practice well, which can be seen to be reused in the future. ”
Your Majesty is saying that Jia Ping'an is a talent for a hundred horses, and he is embarrassed, let them train those bastards with their dead hands!
Old Don is really shameless, lying and drinking water as naturally!
Shao Peng's eyelids trembled.
Later, Jia Ping'an returned to the duty room and felt dusty, but he was too lazy to move.
"Oops! A certain gold bead fell. ”
Jia Ping'an shouted, and the hundred horsemen were all alarmed.
Bao Dong was the first to come in, "How big are the gold beads?" ”
Jia Ping'an said indifferently: "It's very fine, more than a dozen have been dropped, it's okay, don't want it, whoever picked it up is who's." ”
So good?
Bao Dong and another hundred horsemen volunteered to find it.
Jia Ping'an went to the duty room of Meng Liang and others to rest.
"Still thinking about her?"
Meng Liang was still thin, but his spirit gradually got out of the state of being out of his soul, "Yes." ”
"What is love in the world...... Rubbish! "I can't take care of the licking dog, Jia Ping'an occupied Meng Liang's seat and took a nap.
In order to find the gold beads, Bao Dong thoroughly cleaned Jia Ping'an's duty room more than ten times, swept out a bunch of things, and sat outside with the hundred horsemen to rummage.
"It's just such a silver horn!"
The two rummaged countless times, and only found a small piece of silver, which was touching.
Jia Ping'an came back, yawned and went in to take a look, and couldn't help but be happy.
It's so clean!
Later, he took his men to the Ganye Temple.
Babyface walks through the forbidden garden with a basket on his back, glancing ahead from time to time.
The sound of horses' hooves gradually came, and she looked up, laughed, and then beckoned.
"Jia Wenwen!"
"Xiao Su!"
When the close comrades-in-arms met again, Jia Ping'an skillfully untied the back basket and ordered: "Put it on the back of a certain horse." ”
Bao Dong did this job very easily, but when he saw that the baby face gave Jia Ping'an a bright smile, but ignored himself, he couldn't help but deeply reflect on his appearance.
Is appearance the love of the girls?
When they arrived at Ganye Temple, the two first found a place to open a small stove.
"Xiao Suna!"
"In!" Xiao Su held his hands up.
"Give!"
Soho opened the oiled paper bag and said happily: "It's mutton." ”
She squatted behind to eat, Jia Ping'an bit the dry grass roots, looked at the Ganye Temple in late autumn, and felt that life should not be spent like this.
After eating the mutton, Soho sat on the grass, clasped his hands on his knees, rested his chin on it, and looked longingly ahead, "It's good to have meat." ”
The requirements of this sister paper are really low.
"That's right." Soho remembered the incident, "Your Majesty came to Ganye Temple that day and saw ...... I also saw ......."
She bit her lower lip and hesitated.
It's a leak!
But after thinking about it, she felt that Master Jia was not an outsider, but the protector of Ganye Temple, so she was relieved, "Your Majesty has seen Mingkong." ”
Jia Ping'an had already guessed it, but he didn't expect Soho to say it, so he smiled: "Don't say it next time." ”
"Oh!" Soho thinks that Jia Wenwen is considerate of people.
When the emperor came to see Wu Mei, needless to say, it was either the revival of the old love, or the ......
No, at this point in time, the emperor is anxious, how can he be in the mood to play any old feelings to rekindle?
This is most likely because he feels that it is difficult to speak alone, and he wants to find his sister Wu as a helper.
In this world, the storm is about to surge!
"The things that were sent later were much better, and they all said that Your Majesty was merciful, but ...... Jia Wenwen. Soho was a little confused, "How do I think it's for the clear sky?" Am I ......?"
She felt that she was not pure, and her cheeks could not help but flush.
"Ahem!" This sister is not stupid, Jia Wenwen is very pleased, "You don't care about such things, just ignore them." ”
"Oh!" Soho thought of her aunt's explanation to herself: if the scumbag Jia instigated her to find out the news, or used her to be good to anyone, it must have ulterior motives.
Su He tilted his head and thought about it, Jia Wenwen said to himself, try to be nice to Mingkong...... Is this taking advantage of me?
Well, no, it's Jia Wenwen who dreamed of his sister, so he loves the house and Wu.
I almost wronged Jia Wenwen.
Su Ho patted her chest, Jia Ping'an looked at her from the side, and there was more warmth between her eyebrows.
At this time, Jia Ping'an was reluctant to see Mingkong, lest he be suspected of burning the stove.
When I left the Forbidden Garden later, I saw an official with a fairy wind and bones standing there, and said with a smile: "Jia Wenwen." ”
Li Banxian?
Jia Ping'an dismounted and arched his hand, "I've seen Tai Shiling." ”
Li Chunfeng bowed his head and said: "The old man heard that you were wronged, and he wrote to the court before, saying that the broom star is not credible......"
Hey!
That's not right!
Jia Ping'an knew that Li Banxian was indifferent to fame and fortune, but why did he take the initiative to show favor?
"Thank you, Tai Shiling." There are more friends, and the road is easy to walk, and Jia Ping'an wants to know if Lao Li has written a push back picture with Yuan Tiangang.
Li Chunfeng smiled and said: "Your Majesty has sent the abacus to the Guozijian Zhuxue, but some people say that it is cumbersome, and they oppose the abacus to set up a separate class, the old man and the person have argued for a long time, but they can't win, Jia Wenwen ......"
Lao Li, this is digging a pit!
Show favor first, and then ask you for help, are you embarrassed not to go?
Just like those friends who have not been in touch for a long time in later generations, they suddenly send a message on WeChat, and as soon as you pick up the stubble, you are borrowing money.
It's crude, but it works surprisingly well.
Jia Ping'an responded with a smile, and then the two came to the Guozijian located in Wubenfang.
The sacrificial wine Xiao Bo was there, and the others were nowhere to be seen.
After seeing Jia Ping'an, Xiao Bo sighed: "Jia Wenwen came just in time, and there was a dispute between the scholars of Guozijian before, and everyone was arguing about whether the abacus should be set up a separate lesson, and they all fought fiercely. Later, I persuaded them, and they all went to Guozixue to continue the dispute, and the quarrel was a headache......"
This implicit meaning is that Jia Wenshu threw out an abacus to make the country's eunuchs and scholars restless, but you stayed out of the matter, this thing is not authentic!
But what he said was not authentic.
Jia Ping'an was a little surprised, "Taishi Ling is a pedantic celestial, can't he even calm the dispute between them?" ”
But Li Chunfeng is Taishi Ling, and he is an outsider in Guozijian, you Jia Ping'an said this, don't you say that there is no one in Guozijian? It takes an outsider to settle things.
I'll give you a lung!
Xiao Bo, who was pushed into the lung tube, looked at him, and almost went away without getting up in one breath.
This teenager definitely did it on purpose!
Li Chunfeng felt that Xiao Jia was praising himself, so he said humbly: "The old man doesn't know much about abacus, but he feels that there is a road in between." Xiao Jia, please also help to settle the dispute between them. ”
can sell a favor to Li Banxian, of course Jia Ping'an will not hesitate.
"Okay."
The two smiled at each other, feeling the urge to walk hand in hand, and then went out.
What about the old man?
Xiao Bo was ignored by them, and his breath trembled coldly.
All the way to Guozixue, the gatekeeper took them in.
Actually, it's not needed anymore.
“…… The abacus is obscure and difficult to learn, and a few of our teaching assistants have been thinking about it for a long time, and it is also stumbling to fight. Students already have a lot of homework, and then set up a special lesson for this, which is very busy! ”
Several teaching assistants and straight talks were arguing, and Han Wei, an assistant professor of arithmetic, wanted to interject several times on the side, but they were blocked.
"It's good stuff." Han Wei seized an opportunity to interject, "Just think about it, you will definitely be able to find a way, and abandon the abacus for this, the wise don't do it, it's stupid!" ”
Belch!
You say we're stupid?
A few teaching assistants, Han Wei, who spoke directly and sprayed immediately, had no complete skin.
"Ahem!"
Someone outside the door had a dry cough, and when everyone saw that it was Li Chunfeng, they all saluted, "I've seen Tai Shiling." ”
Li Banxian still has some prestige.
After seeing Jia Ping'an, Han Wei couldn't help but exclaim, and asked someone he didn't know, "Who is this young man?" ”
"Broom Star!"
The room was full of teaching assistants and direct lectures, and it was quiet at the moment.
"My generation of scholars, I don't say anything, I am confused, what a broom star, I am not afraid!"
There are many cunning scholars, and there are many stunned people, but the people of Guozijian are all holding their heads high and do not avoid it, which makes Li Chunfeng look at him with admiration.
For a time, the morale of the assistant teachers of Guozijian was like a rainbow.
A bunch of pretending to be criminals! Master Jia likes to debunk the true colors of such people the most, "No demon can exist around Tai Shi Ling." ”
Li Banxian is a lighthouse in everyone's minds, probably the kind of Shushan Sword Sect, a master who is not taboo by ghosts and gods. So with him, I'm still worried about what broom stars.
Don't hit people in the face!
After being exposed, the momentum of the teaching assistants fell, and Han Wei shouted: "Abacus is in charge!" ”
A teaching assistant sneered: "I'm going to take the rites test at the age of tomorrow, and the great scriptures of the Book of Rites and the Spring and Autumn Zuo Clan have not been thoroughly explained, what kind of abacus to learn." ”
Everyone agreed.
The imperial examination in Datang is divided into the county examination and the state examination, and after passing these two levels, the candidates are sent to the capital to participate in the Ministry of Rites examination, which is the whole process of the imperial examination.
Looking at the meaning of everyone, the first reason for opposing abacus is that it is difficult to learn and obscure; The second is that the imperial examination is about to begin, and there are many students who are preparing to participate in the Ministry of Rites Examination, and it is serious to review the content of the examination.
This is no different from the education of later generations, which is all about preparing for exams.
Han Wei said angrily: "There are exams every year, don't you learn abacus every year?" ”
That's a good question, but it's useless.
Li Chunfeng coughed dryly, "The old man invited Jia Wenwen, the abacus was invented by him, and he should have a way." ”
Jia Ping'an stepped forward, and the teaching assistants and direct speakers all looked at him with complicated eyes.
This young man has just cleared his grievances, and it is said that he is very good. At this moment, he came to Guozijian, which is no different from kicking the hall.
Jia Ping'an knew that if he wanted to be stable in the future, he had to walk on two legs, one of which was learning.
"The abacus is a powerful tool for calculation, no matter which yamen needs to calculate the money, food and population, of course it is better to use the abacus."
"It's hard to learn." Someone retorted.
"It's not hard to learn!" Jia Ping'an said in surprise, "For such a simple matter, no one has to figure out the trick inside?" Take an abacus. ”
Han Wei sent an abacus, Jia Ping'an took it, stretched out his hand and shook it casually, and the beads returned to their places.
The action is clean and neat, and it is a chic mess.
"At first glance, he is a veteran." Han Wei has some fans, thinking that Lao Jia is an old driver.
A straight speaker frowned and said: "The imperial examination is important." ”
Jia Ping'an sighed: "The imperial examination is important, but what is important about being a man?" ”
Outside, Xiao Bo came with Wang Zhongliang with a tangled face.
Hearing that the internal disputes in Guozixue had been initiated, Li Zhi sent Wang Zhongliang to suppress it.
"The most important thing to be a man is to learn the skills!" Jia Ping'an felt that it was necessary to let the outside world know his attitude towards learning, and by the way, it could be used as an excuse for his lack of Confucianism in the future.
I'm so talented.
"A student enters the Guozijian and learns the Great Classics, the Middle Classics, and the Small Classics, which is a must, otherwise, how can he be an official?"
The Confucian classics that Datang students mainly study are divided into three classes, large, medium and small. Schools such as Guozixue belong to the rich and handsome, similar to the famous universities of later generations. And arithmetic is also a separate study, just like a junior college in later generations.
Most of the scholars of the Guozi Jian take the children of powerful and high-ranking officials as students, and the purpose is to gild, if they can pass the imperial examination, it will be an unexpected joy.
Therefore, arithmetic is only a remote discipline in Guozixue.
Jia Ping'an said sincerely: "But after learning these scriptures, what should students learn?" I thought it was arithmetic. Why? ”
The crowd was silent and listened to him beep.
If the beep is not right, they will attack it in groups.
"As an official, you don't know how to do arithmetic, and the officials below have deceived you, do you know? Can you read those account books, and you can probably calculate them? ”
It's better now, and the future Ming and Qing officials will have to invite their staff, that is, the master, otherwise this official will not be able to do it, and sooner or later he will be fucked out.
Everyone nodded.
"For generals, how much army is led, how much grain is left, and how much enemy army is there...... You don't know arithmetic, how can you run an army? ”
The first trick is to adjust the door high.
Jia Ping'an's eyebrows were more cold, "To put it mildly, a person doesn't even know his own accounts, how can he keep a family?" The ancients said, self-cultivation and Qi family rule the country and level the world, you can't even manage your family, you can't even manage yourself, how can you be an official? How to go about it? How to serve His Majesty? ”
That's right!
Wang Zhongliang nodded, feeling that what Master Jia said was very good.
"But abacus is not easy to learn." A teaching assistant frowned and said, "It's not that I'm making things difficult, but ...... Han Wei, tell me, is this abacus really easy to learn? ”
"Tell the truth!"
The crowd was surging.
Han Wei smiled dryly: "I feel ...... It's ok too. ”
MMP!
In an instant, countless eye darts shot Han Wei into holes all over his body.
Han Wei said slowly: "It's just a little slow." ”
"Slut!" Someone finally couldn't help but scold.
"Who says it's hard to learn?"
Jia Ping'an picked up the abacus, and Huang Feihong's shape flashed in his mind.
"Look."
Bang Bang Bang ......
The abacus is playing fast, and the dexterity of the fingers is amazing.
"It's troublesome to add or subtract." The assistant teacher came to demonstrate, and it looked very uncomfortable, and the speed was naturally slow like a snail.
Master Jia suddenly felt that something was wrong.
Hey!
I didn't even give the emperor the abacus formula?
it!
This misunderstanding has made a big fuss.
However, a crisis is an opportunity.
Jia Ping'an said sincerely: "This is indeed slow, Rong Mou think about it." ”
When everyone saw that this man was very modest, they were ready to disperse.
"Wait." Jia Ping'an beckoned, "Wait a little longer." ”
Someone asked, "Aren't you thinking about it now?" ”
"yes!" Jia Ping'an's tone was very calm, as if he was saying that you should wait for a certain person to buy vegetables.
Shh
The crowd booed.
"I've been thinking about it for a long time and I haven't thought of the magic method, so you just think about it, and wait."
As soon as everyone was about to disperse, they saw Jia Ping'an's face suddenly realize.
"This ...... Something has it. ”
Everyone was stunned.
"What's there?"
Jia Ping'an squinted, thinking about the nine keys to pretending, first: to be indifferent, to be plain as water.
"Smack!"
The abacus moved.
"One up, two up, two up, two ......"
The abacus slowly came out with the mantra, Jia Ping'an's voice was very flat, and the sound of the abacus was crisp, like an accompaniment, which was very good.
"Pen and paper!" Han Wei's eyes lit up, and he asked for a pen and paper to start copying as soon as possible.
"Five goes to four, two goes eight to one ......"
The rhythm of the abacus is a little faster.
Those years passed slowly in my mind.
In the classroom, students and teachers each have an abacus in their hands, dialing and reciting mantras at the same time. Cicadas chirped outside the window, and the sound of reciting poems came from the class in Chinese class......
Ay!
I'm a free and easy teenager, how can I be sentimental!
Master Jia is getting smoother and smoother the more he fights.
The more people listened, the more interesting they felt.
Someone took an abacus and followed along, and after two strokes, he couldn't help but exclaim: "This is the key!" ”
Everyone couldn't help but be amazed!
Bang Bang Bang!
"Eight on three to five into one, nine on four to five into one......"
Jia Ping'an stopped, and everyone looked up, looking hungry and thirsty.
"There is an omission here." A teaching assistant raised his hand as if he were a student.
Jia Ping'an kept chanting, and he had to cooperate with the abacus to record, so they didn't remember it all.
"Bring pen and paper!" Jia Ping'an planned to recite the mantra just to pretend, but he didn't expect these people to really record it.
The pen and paper were brought, Jia Ping'an recorded the tips one by one, and finally threw the pen and strode out.
Everyone looked at him in amazement......
Won't you stay and receive our worship?
"Look up to the sky and laugh and go out, how can my generation be a Penghao person!"
He's still pretending to be this one.
The atmosphere of Guozijian is not bad at the moment, at least the dignity of the teacher is there, the teachers are all responsible for teaching and educating people, despise those who are consumed by profit, and worship those who are noble scholars.
Jia Ping'an just knew their thoughts, so he carefully prepared such a play.
Sure enough, the teaching assistants were shaken.
"Jia Wenwen is so talented, he actually regards fame and fortune as dung, and shames the old man!"
Even Li Chunfeng praised it: "Gao Feng Liang Festival, Xiao Jia, I am willing to come to the old man's seat and go to the Supreme Avenue together!" ”
Han Wei took the record and looked at it carefully, and suddenly laughed.
"That's it, that's it, hahahaha!"
He took the abacus and began to beat, at first slowly, faster and faster.
He looked up, "Count!" ”
Everyone reported the number, Han Wei planned to discuss, and casually said the answer.
"That's right."
"Yes."
He had been studying the abacus for a long time, and at this moment, he was opened up by this mantra and the eight veins of the Qi Sutra, and the speed was getting faster and faster......
"That's right!"
Han Wei smashed the abacus on the table and said loudly: "Jia Ping'an, you can be my teacher!" ”
The crowd was shocked.
"Is it that sharp?"
A mantra brings the abacus back to life and becomes a weapon for calculation.
"It deserves to be a tiger of a hundred horses!"
"This move is of great help to my country's sub-supervisors, and if the students learn abacus, whether they are officials or generals, they will play a big role."
"Those students are either rich or expensive, have a lot of property in their families, and after learning abacus, accounting is naturally not a problem, even if they can't be officials, they can guarantee that they will not lose their family business!"
Jia Ping'an had already seen Xiao Bo and Wang Zhongliang on the right at this moment.
Wang Zhongliang bowed his head, "The abacus trick can be used by the Guozijian, but we appreciate your two poems more." Look up to the sky and laugh and go out, how can my generation be a Penghao person. Young people are so indifferent to fame and fortune, good! ”
Xiao Bo also bowed his hand with a guilty face.
Xiao Jia is so high-spirited, but he slandered him for causing trouble for the national eunuch and embarrassing the old man.
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