Chapter 108: Cat and Mouse Game

Ravaged, and finally the cat is tired of playing, and when he has had enough, he swallows the mouse in one bite.

Now the princess is a cat, and Li Sanjian is a poor mouse...

At present, the "mouse" is being chased by the cat princess all over the house, there is no way to go to the sky, there is no door to enter the ground, it is not necessary to call the sky, and it is not fucking good to call the earth.

The tables, chairs and benches in the room were also staggered by the two of them, and it was a mess.

"Little thief, where to go? Come over and fight Princess Ben for 300 rounds. The princess pointed at Li Sanjian and shouted, quite like Zhang Fei and Zhang Yide's domineering single-handedly challenging Cao Jun's million-strong army, and like Zhao Yun and Zhao Zilong's majesty of seven in and seven out of Changban Slope.

"Lao Tzu is a good man who doesn't suffer immediate losses, thirty-six plans to go up to the top, goodbye! Yes... Li Sanjian rushed to the door with his hair scattered, ragged clothes, and covered in blood to prepare to take off the latch, but as soon as the latch was raised, Li Sanjian was kicked away.

The latch was like being welded to the door, and Li Sanjian, who flew into the air, was bitter in his heart, and every time Li Sanjian wanted to open the door and escape, he was shot away by the princess. The key is that the princess didn't know where to learn kung fu, at a young age, it was decent, the posture was not only beautiful, but also quite ruthless, Li Sanjian was not an opponent at all, he was beaten to the head of the mouse, but the small black house was too small, where could Li Sanjian go?

So Li Sanjian was hit again and again, and kept screaming or calling for help, but there was no one outside the door at all, and there was silence.

Since Li Sanjian came to this world, he has never been so embarrassed, and Chen Keer of Lingnan Chenjiazhuang is also a brutal woman, but she is not like a princess, she completely beats Li Sanjian to death.

"Smack" The princess didn't know where to feel a leather whip, waved it weakly, and made a crisp sound.

"Little thief, tell you to scare me, tell you to scold me, tell you to run, I see where you can run? Hugh go, watch the whip! The more the princess fought, the more excited she became, and her face flushed, and she was so hearty.

The princess whipped Li Sanjian's body, tearing off Li Sanjian's already tattered clothes piece by piece, revealing the white flesh on his body, and then the white and tender skin and flesh were covered with whip marks.

Li Sanjian was blocking left and right, and he couldn't stop the whip like raindrops at all, and his body was also in severe pain.

"Kill me!" Li Sanjian finally let out a miserable scream, fell on his back on the bed, let the whip rain fall on his body, closed his eyes tightly, and remained motionless, as if he was dead.

At this time, pretending to be dead is the best policy, Li Sanjian, who was lying on the bed, secretly squinted his eyes and looked at the position of the princess, looking for an opportunity, this time he will definitely break out of the door, and he will not return to the Duanwang Mansion if he is killed...

"Hey..." The princess was taken aback when she saw this, and she didn't take it seriously, but don't really beat this weak scholar to death...

Although it is not a big deal for the princess to kill a lowly person, wouldn't it be a pity that such a clear-eyed person died at her own hands? Besides, no matter how brutal the princess is, she likes to beat people, but she has never killed anyone, and the princess is also scared enough at this time.

"Hey..." So the princess stabbed Li Sanjian, who was lying on the bed like a dead pig, with the tip of her whip, and asked, "Are you dead?" What do you mean? ”

Nonsense, can a dead man speak? Li Sanjian cursed in his heart and continued to pretend to be dead.

"Hey, hey, hey, come back to life, I'll never beat you again." The princess became more and more flustered at this time, and kept touching Li Sanjian with a whip, but Li Sanjian was really like a dead corpse, motionless.

"Woo woo, don't die, this princess won't beat you again, I... I... Didn't I mean it, who told you to be so unbeaten? The princess was so frightened that she burst into tears.

Li Sanjian continued to ignore it and continued to play dead.

The princess then timidly stretched out her onion-like jade finger and poked it east and west on Li Sanjian's body, poking at the itch on Li Sanjian's body, making Li Sanjian's body itch unbearably, trying to hold her breath and not let herself laugh out loud.

The princess didn't notice at all, Li Sanjian was already flushed at this time.

Well? Yes, the princess poked and poked and suddenly remembered what a big inner master said, Guan Yuan acupoint is the big acupoint of the human body, if a person has a sudden illness, this acupoint can have the effect of reviving the dead, at least it can return to the light. . .

But Guan Yuan's acupoint is three inches below the umbilicus of the human body, so how can a yellow flower girl be embarrassed to touch it with her hands?

If you don't click on this acupoint, maybe Li Sanjian really won't survive, so the princess hesitated, closed her eyes, and pointed at Li Sanjian's Guan Yuan acupoint with the whip.

"Aha!" The princess is not good at learning, and she closes her eyes and stabs randomly, how can she find the acupuncture vein? The princess poked Li Sanjian above his navel with a whip, which made Li Sanjian feel painful and itchy, and he couldn't help laughing, and at the same time, his body twisted wildly, like a river fish coming ashore, jumping around. Home

The princess was taken aback when she saw this, and after being stunned for a moment, she was immediately furious.

"Okay, you little thief, you dare to play with this princess?" The princess is not a fool, how can she not understand that Li Sanjian is pretending to be dead at this time? So the princess was so angry that she didn't have time to turn the long whip, she held the whip directly, and stabbed her body, and the wind whistled, straight into Li Sanjian's belly.

The tip of this whip is made of bronze, and the top is still pointed, if it is solid, it is not a matter of injury, but maybe it will really take Li Sanjian's life.

Li Sanjian was frightened, hurriedly turned around to dodge, and with a "poof", the whip in the princess's hand rubbed Li Sanjian's smooth skin and stuck it on the wooden bed.

The bronze pattern on the tip of the whip scratched Li Sanjian's waist, and blood suddenly seeped out.

At this point, Li Sanjian was already furious.

At the beginning, Li Sanjian was still afraid of the princess identity of the unruly little lady in front of him, and did not dare to fight against his death, if he missed and injured the princess, he would definitely be convicted, and even affect his family.

But at this time, it seems that the princess is already planning to take her own life, so why didn't Li Sanjian rise up and resist? Why don't you fight for your life?

Li Sanjian was furious, flashed the princess's slam again, raised his elbow and hit the princess's soft chest, the princess was in pain, let out an exclamation, and as soon as her body was weak, she pressed against Li Sanjian.

If he is compacted by the princess, Li Sanjian will still be at a disadvantage, in order to gain the upper hand, in order to subdue the unruly princess in front of him, so Li Sanjian grabbed the princess's chest and clothes tightly with both hands, and at the same time made his waist and hips exert force, and struggled to turn over and press the princess under him.

Although Li Sanjian has never practiced martial arts, Li Sanjian has insisted on fitness for several years, and his body has become stronger and stronger, and although the princess has practiced martial arts since childhood, after all, she has only learned to play a showcase, and at the same time, men are different, plus she is young, so hand-to-hand combat, how can she be Li Sanjian's opponent?

"Eat", Li Sanjian used too much force, tore the satin shirt on the princess's chest, and at the same time actually peeled off the princess's bandeau piece...

At present, it is summer, the summer is hot, the clothes worn are very thin, and the Song women's bandeau is generally made of plain silk, after wearing, the upper chest can be covered and the lower chest can be covered, and the entire chest and abdomen are all covered, so it is also called "wiping the belly", at the upper end of the bandeau and the waist, each is decorated with a thin silk belt, so as to tie it.

Therefore, the bandeau is extremely casual and can be easily torn off, so that the spring light leaks...

"Ahh The spring light on the princess's chest leaked out, which was unobstructed, which made the princess frightened, let out a scream, and held the torn clothes in both hands to cover her chest tightly, but her mouth was still unrelenting: "Dengzi, shameless man, I... I... I... I must tell my mother, tell the royal brother, cut you into seventeen or eighteen sections, and behead you all over the house, let go of me, eleventh brother, help... Woooooooo ”

The princess then slapped hard and hit the wound on Li Sanjian's body.

Li Sanjian, who was riding on the princess, tore the princess's clothes, I don't know if she was scared or the princess was too beautiful, she was already stunned, but at this time, the princess said threatening words, and the wound was painful and unbearable, which immediately angered Li Sanjian.

"X your Ma's, bastard, straight mother thief, dog mongrel, bitch-raised, where did the wild seed come from, there is a dog day that the mother raised without a father... Li Sanjian scolded indiscriminately, and his hands were not idle, squirming around the princess.

Anyway, he has already committed a capital crime, it is better to be addicted to his mouth and hands, even if he kills his head, he will end up heartily, Li Sanjian also wants to be crossed, it is a big deal to drag a princess on his back before he dies, and it is not too much of a loss to himself.

"You... You... You're a wild seed, you're a bastard who has a mother and no father... You... You... You... How dare you insult your mother? I will kill you ... Ouch. The princess lost her father since she was a child, and Li Sanjian scolded the princess for the pain in her heart, which immediately angered the princess, and kicked Li Sanjian into the air, but Li Sanjian soon fell down again, smashed the princess's body, and tore the princess's trousers...

The princess's exposed snow-white skin looks even more attractive in the candlelight...

But at this time, Li Sanjian was furious, where could he have the leisure to appreciate the princess who was leaking more and more? Li Sanjian was angry, and he was unceremonious, and constantly waved his hand and hit the princess's bare skin, making a crisp crackling sound.

"Ouch... Ouch... You tap, you disciple, ouch... Don't slap your face, okay? The princess scolded more and more in her voice, until she let out a seductive moan.

"Don't hit people in the face, scold people don't expose shortcomings, I understand this truth, third brother." Li Sanjian replied proudly.

Under Li Sanjian's "obscenity", the princess has lost the ability to resist at this time, and she has been defeated, and she is panting when she crawls on the bed.

Li Sanjian saw that the princess was honest, and he didn't hurt the killer anymore, so he changed to pinching, pinching to touching, and touching to caressing...

It's really comfortable, Li Sanjian thought while "fighting".

"Gurgle... The princess was "beaten" to the itch by Li Sanjian, and couldn't help laughing.