At a barbecue, Wu Zetian and Fang Yi ate half of it together, and Shangguan Wan'er, a snack, ate the other half alone.

looked at Shangguan Wan'er, who was still unsatisfied.

Fang Yi had the urge to grab Shangguan Wan'er into the laboratory for a moment to dissect!

A little girl who can eat so deliciously, why is she still so thin?

Shangguan Wan'er is nearly 1.65 meters tall, how much does she weigh...... If you die, you will be a hundred pounds.

And among these 100 catties, there are several catties of food in Shangguan Wan'er's stomach!

This is completely inconsistent with the logic of the human body!

Fang Yi suspected that Shangguan Wan'er's entire body was only a stomach except for her stomach!

After Fang Yi simply cleaned up the mess, he began to greet Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er.

"You two, over there in the flower field, I boiled water for you, there is a big bathtub there, you mix hot water and nearby flower petals, take a bath!"

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er were immediately alert: "What about you? Why are you going? ”

Fang Yi felt a sense of grievance for a moment.

Are you like the kind of person who peeks at girls taking a bath?

Especially two female fools.

If this thing is spread out, it will not become a kingdom for itself. Border. Punishment. The police's most wanted criminal? This can't make today's headlines?

Even Fang Yi felt that he had thought of the title himself.

"Shocked! A certain dehumanized and crazy pervert peeked at two female fools taking a bath, and the truth turned out to be ......"

Fang Yi shook his head helplessly: "Don't worry, I'm not interested in you!" I'm going to get ready to eat! ”

"Oh......" Wu Zetian nodded thoughtfully, "Aiqing...... It turns out that you have dragon impotence! ”

“what？”

Fang Yi was furious.

This man! What logic! Is it still human talk?

I said I was interested in you, right? You say I'm a demon in the color who peeked at you in the bath!

I don't like you, do you? You say I'm a gay!

It's hard to be a man! It's hard to be a good person! It's even harder to be a normal man!

Fang Yi sighed deeply and gave up the meaning of explanation, the ghost knows what nonsense Wu Zetian will pull out in a while, such as not lifting himself!

Although Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er felt that Fang Yi would not peek at the two of them taking a bath, they were both women after all, and they still had the most basic vigilance.

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er took turns to take a bath in batches, and when one person was taking a bath, the other person stood nearby to guard.

After the two of them took a bath, they returned to the place where the fire was doing, quietly watching Fang Yi making corn steamed buns.

"Aiqing, what is in your hand?" Wu Zetian showed a strong interest in what Fang Yi was holding.

"Huh? Yeast powder! ”

"Leaven ...... Yeast...... Powder? Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er couldn't help but look at each other, "What is this?" ”

"You don't even know what yeast powder is?" Fang Yi looked at Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er with a strange expression, "Haven't you ever eaten steamed buns?" ”

"Steamed bread and yeast...... What does powder have to do with it? ”

"Isn't steamed bread made by fermenting yeast powder?" The expression on Fang Yi's face became even more strange.

"Unheard of!" Shangguan Wan'er is a senior snack seller, and Shangguan Wan'er has the most say in eating this kind of thing, "Although I haven't made steamed buns, I have heard a lot about the way steamed bread is made, and the production of steamed bread requires flour and koji!" ”

"What?" Fang Yi was even more surprised, "Koji to ferment? Sister, the Qing Dynasty is dead! What age is it, and you still use that old method? How troublesome it is to ferment steamed buns with koji! Don't be like the ancients! If you are a little more modern, you can do it with a little yeast powder, so why bother to use the old method of fermenting koji? I have to make koji first, how troublesome! ”

“……”

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er glanced at each other.

To the ears of the two of them, "fermentation", "yeast powder" and "Daqing" are all unheard of novelty words.

After a while, Shangguan Wan'er suddenly realized: "Could it be that you say...... This yeast powder in your hand...... Is it something that the genetically modified immortals gave you to replace koji? ”

"I ......" Fang Yi was speechless.

I dare to say so much here, it's all in vain!

These two fools don't even know about yeast powder!

It was also at this moment that Fang Yi secretly swore that he would never force these two fools again.

In the future, if there is anything wrong with these two fools, they will directly smash the "genetically modified immortals" over themselves!

"Okay...... You're right! This is actually what the genetically modified immortals gave me to replace koji...... Fairy powder! ”

After Fang Yi finished speaking, he suddenly felt a sincere sense of admiration for himself.

I can fool myself too much!

I also decided to be a personal FA in the future

Son, use a lighter to deceive the little girl.

Now that I think about it......

When someone FA

Son? No future! Isn't it fragrant to go to the temple and shave your hair, and be a big fool?

Tens of millions of believers, making a fortune is not a dream!

Just as Fang Yi thought, Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er hurriedly knelt down towards the beach in the distance with a reverent face.

"Thank you for the reward of genetically modified immortals!"

"Hehe......"

Fang Yi shook his head and brought the steamed buns that had already been made and were only waiting to be fermented into the cave.

After Fang Yi came out of the cave, Fang Yi was almost taken aback.

"What are you doing here? If you don't shoot Wu Zetian, do you want to make ghost movies instead? ”

At this time, Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er were lying on the grass next to the fire, and their faces were covered with slices of cucumbers!

Under the firelight at night, it looks particularly weird.

Wu Zetian couldn't help but glance at Fang Yi: "What do you know, this is called beauty!" ”

"Beauty?" Fang Yi couldn't help but pout, "Cucumbers are not used for that purpose...... Can it also be used for beauty? ”

"What is that for? Which is it used for? Shangguan Wan'er looked at Fang Yi suspiciously.

"Haven't you used it?" Fang Yi suddenly laughed strangely.

"Hiss......" Shangguan Wan'er realized that things were not as simple as she imagined, "The use of cucumbers...... What other uses are there besides beauty? ”

"Shouldn't you women know better than I do?"

"Have you used it?" Wu Zetian was also intrigued by Fang Yi's inexplicable words.

"Poof" Fang Yi almost burst out laughing, and hurriedly waved his hand, "How could I use it as a big man!" It's for you women! I don't need it, I'm not that heavy! ”

"......" Wu Zetian was speechless for a while.

Shangguan Wan'er tilted her head and looked at Fang Yi: "I suspect you are driving, but I have no evidence!" ”

"Hahaha! How can it be! Fang Yi laughed, and quickly diverted the attention of the two, "What's the use of using cucumbers for beauty?" Why don't you use the mask I made for you! ”

"Masks?" Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er couldn't help but look at each other, "What is a mask?" ”

"Mask ......"

Fang Yi looked at Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er blankly, and really didn't know how to explain to the two of them what their faces were.

"Wait a minute!"

After Fang Yi finished speaking, he hurriedly ran into the cave.

When Fang Yi walked out, he was already holding two white things in his hands.

"Ah, this is the mask!"

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er curiously took the mask from Fang Yi's hand and began to carefully examine the mask in their hands.

"Masks? Why is it so similar to human skin? ”

"Of course! This is applied to the face, and it must be similar to a human face! You use it and see how it feels. Fang Yi looked at the two of them with a smile.

"Just put it on your face?"

"Just put it on your face!" Fang Yi nodded heavily.

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er glanced at each other, and the two of them opened the cucumber slices on their faces with their palms, and then applied Fang Yi's mask to their faces.

"How?" Fang Yi looked at Wu Zetian expectantly.

When Fang Yi was just on a desert island before, a bullshit thing that claimed to be a system gave him a lot of things out of thin air, including these facial masks.

But Fang Yi was a big man after all, so he naturally didn't need these masks, so he kept them in the cave where he lived all the time.

Although it is very old, there is already the possibility of deterioration, but it can be used anyway!

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er calmed down for a few minutes, and then calmed down again.

"Wan'er, do you feel it?"

Wu Zetian asked Shangguan Wan'er beside him.

The calm tone betrays the uncalm mood.

Shangguan Wan'er may have been excited in her heart, and her tone of voice began to tremble: "Your Majesty...... It's an ancient story! When you put it on at the right time, there is a cool feeling on your face, like ice! ”

"Yes!" Wu Zetian nodded thoughtfully, "Putting it on at the right time makes me feel like I'm back at the age of twenty-eight!" Wonderful! ”

Fang Yi looked at the two of them with disdain.

These two fools......

If you want to continue to pit your own mask, you won't be stingy!

As for exaggerating the efficacy of the mask so much?

What else does it feel like to be twenty-eight years old......

Why don't you say that you feel like you're back in the womb after putting on the mask you gave?

Before, I felt that I had the potential to become a big fool, but now it seems that ......

These two people can fool better than themselves, and they can brag better than themselves!

If these two people don't engage in pyramid schemes, it's a waste of talent!

However, dozens of minutes later, when Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er uncovered the mask on their faces, Fang Yi couldn't calm down anymore!

Although Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er had only used the mask once, the skin on their faces became more white and shiny than before!

The two of them were originally the kind of people with good skin, but now that they have used a mask, their skin has become better, so good that Fang Yi can't describe it in words!

Can you blow a bomb to break? Smooth and crispy? Skin-like cream?

Fang Yi felt that these words were not enough to describe how good the two women's skin was now!

This mask ...... Something!

This bullshit system...... Something!

Shangguan Wan'er touched the skin of her face, and couldn't help but be pleasantly surprised: "Fang Yi, I didn't expect you to be a sissy!" There is such a good thing to hide! It's too much! ”

"That's it! Excessively! ”

“……”