Wouldn't it, these two have a hobby to observe?

Or does Huizong want him to go in and have two drinks with Master Li?

When Huizong went in just now, he also took a bottle of Da Song soju he brought.

As soon as he entered Master Li's room, Zong Shu smelled the unique aroma of Da Song soju, mixed with the incense in the house, which had a unique taste of intoxication.

Huizong and Master Li were sitting at the table, drinking!

Wouldn't you, just drink and do nothing else?

Huizong, you really failed Li Shaoyan's hard work and your own good intentions.

At another look, Huizong's turban was scattered, and the luan belt was also thrown on the ground, and together with the luan band, there was a pair of embroidered shoes and a red belly pocket.

Master Li's dirty clothes were thrown to the ground, this is not clear, Huizong finished the business.

Sure enough, Master Li looked really choppy.

I really don't dare to look at it anymore, my nosebleed is going to squirt out.

Huizong said: "Sheyu, sit down, and drink two glasses with you." ”

Master Li's face was flushed, and he didn't know if it was alcohol on his face.

What kind of psychology does this guy Huizong come from? Do your work, let yourself watch.

Isn't it torturous to drink this wine and get the sperm on the brain?

Where is the father-in-law who takes his son-in-law to soak together? It's not a bath, you need to rub your back.

But Huizong's words had to be listened to, Zong Shu sat down according to his words, and Master Li looked at Zong Shu with a smile.

"Childe, look here, look here." Master Li twisted his body and said.

Zong Shu's brain slammed, what about these two people playing with me?

Are you looking at your concentration?

Steady, steady, one-two-one, take a deep breath!

"Let you see, you will see!" Huizong said: "Don't think I don't know, this place, you still don't come much?" ”

Huizong has a clear understanding of his own background.

"Can you really watch it? Your Majesty, shopkeeper Bi, are you sure? Zong Shu didn't know if Huizong had revealed his identity to Master Li, so he had to call him the shopkeeper.

Master Li sat down a little closer to Zong Shu, lowered his head and said, "Childe, I'm here, isn't the size big enough?" ”

Oh my God, what's the plot? What kind of play are you playing with Huizong?

By the way, this must be Huizong testing himself, because he is about to marry Zhuzhu to him.

If he can't stand it in front of such a stunning figure as Master Li, how can Huizong rest assured that he will marry his daughter to him?

The front of Master Li looms, and it can be seen from the deep V groove that it should not be small.

But how to answer? Whether it's big or small, the scale is a bit big.

Companion Jun is like a companion tiger, I really don't know what medicine is sold in Huizong's gourd.

"Sheyu, aren't you quite bold?" Huizong squinted at Zong Shu.

Wine is intimidating, Zong Shu picked up a glass of wine and drank it, and said:

"Actually, depending on whether a person is beautiful or not, it doesn't have to be whether she is big or not. The key is overall coordination. ”

"What do you mean by that?" Huizong asked.

"Some women don't stand out at all. But it looks comfortable, and that's the golden ratio. ”

Zong Shu's golden ratio immediately aroused Huizong's interest, which was a point put forward by Su Yizhong when he was the champion.

Huizong's painting, especially in the early stages of his conception, took much less time than in the past, because he knew the mathematical mystery of the golden ratio.

Using the golden ratio in his paintings, Huizong felt that his painting art had been raised to a new level.

"Some women are not in good shape. But if you wear clothes according to the golden ratio, it looks much better. ”

Zong Shu said while taking advantage of the strength of the wine, took the skirt that Master Li took off on the bed and put it on for Master Li.

If Master Li doesn't put on a skirt again, Zong Shu may not be able to bear it.

Facing the beautiful scenery that was about to erupt, Zong Shu had already set up a field tent underneath.

Master Li is much better when she puts on her skirt.

"Shopkeeper Bi, please look, the current Master Li, his figure is not good at all." Zong Shu pointed at Master Li and said.

Sure enough, as soon as this skirt was put on, I couldn't see any curves.

Zong Shu picked up the five-colored luan belt that Huizong threw on the ground again, and tied it to the waist for Master Li.

All of a sudden, the curve came out.

Zong Shu was still not satisfied, so he stretched out his index and middle fingers and measured them for Master Li.

This light, not white, not white, this oil, not white, not rubbing, one light and one heavy, one press and one touch, this young master is doing scientific experiments.

"This is it." Zong Shu found the right position and tightly tied the five-colored luan belt around Master Li's waist.

Master Li turned around on the spot, and Huizong's eyes straightened!

The skirt is corseted, and the golden ratio can also be used! Zong Shu's hand, Master Li looked even more graceful.

Master Li looked in the mirror again, and was extremely satisfied, but he didn't understand what the golden ratio was.

Huizong offered a treasure to Master Li about the golden ratio.

Zong Shu thought to himself, I'm too difficult!

In order to avoid embarrassment, in order to pass the assessment, mathematics is also used in the brothel.

"Great, now, I can beat Zhao Yuannu." Master Li said.

Zhao Yuannu? Isn't this the Beijing courtesan in "Water Margin"?

As soon as Master Li said this, Zhao Yuannu really exists!

According to the records of "Water Margin" and wild history, Zhao Yuannu's appearance and talent can sing against Master Li, which is no worse than Master Li.

Huizong once met Zhao Yuannu, but because "married with the same surname, his life is not rich", Huizong gave all his enthusiasm to Master Li.

"There is a teacher, and other women, even if they compete for the top, they should be ashamed to die." Huizong laughed.

Zong Shu took the opportunity to say: "Shopkeeper Bi, I'm waiting outside, you continue to eat and drink." ”

"Let you come, just let you see if the teacher's chest can be bigger."

Huizong's words gave Zong Shu to Lei's outer scorching and inner tenderness.

Isn't the test over?

Master Li twisted again, took off his skirt, approached Zong Shu and said, "Childe, I heard that you have medicine that can make this place bigger." ”

I'm dizzy, make this bigger, there are many ways, the hands and mouth are together, it definitely works, won't Huizong?

"I, I don't have this medicine." Zong Shu had to delay.

"Nonsense, why don't you have it?" Huizong said: "Didn't you say that iodine can cause a big neck? ”

Big neck?

Seeing that Zong Shu was still in the circle, Huizong said again: "Iodine, you can make your neck grow, but you can't let your breasts grow?" ”

Zong Shu reacted at this time, MD, it turns out that this is the case, it scared the guy a lot!

Zong Shu once said to Lin Lingsu that the main reason why some people get big neck disease is because of iodine deficiency.

At present, iodophor is only a use, and when the time comes, tell Your Majesty that iodized salt will be made by the Great Song Academy of Sciences, so that it can cure the big neck disease.

Maybe Lin Lingsu mentioned this matter to Huizong, how did Huizong understand this, so he remembered it wrongly, thinking that iodine could lead to a big neck.

Huizong felt that since Zong Shu could make people's necks bigger, they would definitely make Master Li's breasts bigger.

Master Li wanted to win over Zhao Yuannu, but when he heard that Zhao Yuannu's breasts were particularly good-looking, how did he know that when Huizong heard it, he immediately thought of Zong Shu.

Only then did he call Zong Shu in and let him see if Master Li's boobs could be bigger.

It turned out that he was not examined and tested.

Zong Shu immediately explained the role of iodine, which is to treat big neck disease, not to cause big neck.

"Master, make you bigger, I can't do anything."

As soon as Master Li heard that Zong Shu's medicine didn't work, he lied in front of Huizong and had to let him solve this problem.

Huizong immediately threw the problem to Zong Shu.

"Well, I really have two options. One method requires the cooperation of the master and the shopkeeper. The other way is to cooperate with the teacher. Zong Shu said.