Chapter Thirty-Eight: Uncle Deer
Han Cheng glared, damn, how unexistent should this be?
Even a deer dares to ignore itself!
Although it's a primitive era, and you're all big guys, you can't bury people like this, right?
The angry Han Shenzi picked up a handful of withered grass from the ground and rushed towards this rude beast, shouting loudly: "Evil beast! Death! ”
If this had been left in the Hereafter, the deer would have been frightened and fled eight feet away from it!
But now it's different, this deer doesn't take Han Cheng in his eyes at all.
It turned its head to look leisurely at the little man who didn't walk on all four legs and yelled at himself, not understanding what he wanted to do.
And while turning his head to look at Han Cheng, he still had a freshly bitten flowered rape in his mouth, chewing slowly, this posture is more leisurely and leisurely.
"Damn, let Lao Tzu go!"
When he saw that he was being despised like this, he didn't shout anymore, and was ready to do something practical, so that this lawless guy could try his strength!
He rushed to the side of the deer, jumped up and slapped the deer in the belly!
As a result, the deer didn't care as if he didn't feel it, and even rolled his eyes at Han Cheng, and then walked to the next bush and then lowered his mouth, leaving Han Cheng, who was holding his slap and preparing to shoot down, stunned on the spot.
Damn, this ......
This is completely indifferent to yourself!
He wanted to pick up a rock, but on second thought, it was too cheap for this guy.
Then he looked around and began to pull the grass from the ground.
Of course, it's not going to lure this guy away with grass, wouldn't that be too cheap for it?
Han Cheng is going to give it a hard blow!
He's going to catch this guy and get him to the tribe, what a big piece of walking meat!
If you eat my rape, I'll eat your meat, and see which of us can beat the other!
Han Cheng thought viciously like this, and quickly twisted the straw rope.
It didn't take long for a straw rope more than a foot long to appear.
Han Cheng pulled one end of the straw rope out of a circle that became tighter and tighter, and then walked towards the deer that was buried in the rape, taking advantage of his unpreparedness, he shook his hand violently, and the straw rope was put on the neck of the unsuspecting deer.
"Haha, you're Uncle Ben!"
Han Cheng quickly pulled the straw rope tight, and smiled as he looked at the panicked deer......
The grizzled Han Cheng got up from the ground, spit out, and threw half of the straw rope in his hand to the ground.
Uncle Lu chewed the straw rope that Han Cheng used to set it in his mouth, and snorted from time to time, fully expressing his disdain for Han Cheng's indiscretion.
This damn was bullied by such a brute!
For this deer, Han Cheng was a little helpless for a while.
Uncle Deer didn't care what he thought, Uncle Deer, who had eaten enough flowers, walked towards Han Cheng, Han Cheng couldn't help but take a few steps back, although this is just a deer and doesn't eat meat, but it can't stand its size.
From the short battle just now, Han Cheng realized the gap between the two and knew that he was not a fellow opponent for the time being.
Uncle Lu walked two meters away from Han Cheng and stopped, and just when Han Cheng thought he was going to give himself a horn, the thing turned around.
Han Cheng didn't understand what this guy wanted to do, but his doubts were only short-lived, because ......
"Poof......~"
Because a loud, long, and smelly fart immediately rang out.
Uncle Lu wagged his short tail and took small steps, and walked away carelessly, leaving Han Cheng messy in the rich smell of fart.
"Ahem...... ...... vomit"
"What the did you eat?"
Han Cheng wailed, and immediately picked up the stone from the ground and chased after Uncle Deer who had walked away.
Soldiers can be killed, but not humiliated! Damn, this bastard is really too deceitful!
Uncle Deer faced this guy who only walked on two legs, but he was not afraid, and when he saw it chasing him, he trotted up in a good mood after excreting exhaust gases.
Its four long legs, the little monster with only two legs behind it naturally can't keep up, and the deer uncle who is in a good mood is very kind to run and stop, and from time to time twist his head to look, seeing that this little monster who is not self-sufficient is about to catch up with himself, then he continues to run forward with slender thighs in an elegant posture.
Han Cheng was tired and out of breath, he felt that this shameless guy in front of him was about to become a sperm.
Several times he didn't want to chase after him, but when he saw this guy standing in front and twisting his head to look at him, he became angry, so he continued to chase after him.
Han Cheng really wanted to ask this guy in front of him, who is he in the end?
Uncle Deer stopped at a mountain wall, here, there were more deer, and there were as many as one or twenty large and small deer, which made Han Cheng's eyes widen.
Unexpectedly, there is a herd of deer here!
After that, if there is a shortage of food in the tribe, they will come here to hunt once, not to mention how big, even a half-sized deer, which is enough for the people of the tribe to feast on it.
These bigwigs in the wilderness didn't care about Han Cheng who walked on two legs, because the leader had already told them that this guy's combat effectiveness was not as good as that of a yellow sheep......
As the leader, Uncle Deer ignored Han Cheng after coming to the deer herd, after all, he was the leader and needed to maintain his cold image.
The arrogant Uncle Deer walked to the mountain wall, stretched out his tongue, and added to the mountain wall, as if he was brushing his shoes.
"This dead pervert is still practicing his tongue like a 'yellow worm'!"
(I don't know how many book friends have seen the hilarious bug, this bug is really hilarious)
Han Cheng, who was humiliated, cursed in a low voice.
Suddenly, as if he remembered something, his eyes immediately lit up.
That's right! Animals also need salt to replenish it, otherwise where does the salt in their bodies come from?
This immortal pervert is not molesting the stone wall, but replenishing salt?
This piece of rock wall is a salt mine?
As soon as Han Cheng thought of this, he also forgot his tiredness, and rushed to the front of the stone wall, without saying a word, just like Uncle Lu, he stretched out his tongue and gave the stone wall a lingering tongue kiss.
"Oh, ......!"
One bite is astringent and bitter, and all kinds of strange tastes are drilled into the mouth together.
Uncle Lu glanced at Han Cheng dissatisfied, and then triumphantly continued to practice his tongue and licked the stone wall even louder.
I see!
This thing is a salt mine.
In addition to salt, there are many other impurities, and there is still a long way to go from eating salt directly, and if you want to eat salt, you must refine this salt.
Han Cheng looked at this continuous salt mine and smiled, oh my God! I can finally eat salt!
It doesn't matter if the salt is impure, as a half-science student plus working in the wilderness rescue team for five or six years, it is not so difficult to come up with edible salt from the salt mine!
He took a stone from nearby and smashed it against the wall.
Uncle Lu, who was beside him, was a little dissatisfied with Han Cheng's noise, snorted, and walked to the side with elegant small steps.
"Thanks!"
Han Cheng arched his hand at the deer who walked aside, and then walked towards the way with the piece of salt mine the size of a human head that he knocked down.
With this salt mine, Han Cheng no longer remembered the fact that the deer humiliated him.