Among the larger Yan (chūn) building restaurants in the city of Kaifeng Prefecture, Tokyo, the officials of the right hall of the Kaifeng Prefecture are eating and drinking, shouting and drinking, and the Accord is staggered, and the drinking is good (rè) noisy.

At this time, not only did the officials drink a little too much, but they fell down, and even the beautiful little ladies who accompanied the wine also drank a little too much, and they drank with red clouds on their faces, and in the candlelight, they were extremely moving.

As the saying goes, wine is strong and courageous, and some officials in Ping (rì) who seem to be more honest are stimulated by fine wine, but they also begin to be presumptuous, and with the strength of wine, they touch and pinch on Mei Xiaoniang (shēn), and the scene is extremely unsightly.

"Li Tuiguan, what are the good sentences?" Li Bangyan, who has been sitting next to Li Sanjian (shēn), is also honest, just drinking, ignoring the beautiful (jiāo) mother on the side of the (shēn), probably because she is in her own restaurant.

At the same time, Li Bangyan also noticed Li Sanjian, although he was also drunk and his face was red, but he had always been very well-behaved, and at most he had a few jokes with Gongsun Rouniang on the side of (shēn).

A good sentence? Jia sentence (pì), Li Sanjian secretly scolded in his heart, such a group of demons dancing wildly, what other good sentences?

But all the literati and artists gather for a banquet, they all have to write lyrics and songs to help the wine, but there are not many literati in this Accord, and after drinking wine one by one, the original form is revealed, where is there any Yaxing?

This (qíng) this scene, a poem, doesn't it make people laugh off their big teeth? Li Sanjian really suspected that Li Bangyan did it on purpose.

"This official has heard that the son is brilliant, why don't you ask the son to improvise on the spot?" Li Sanjian would not fall for Li Bangyan and threw this problem to him.

"Li Tuiguan is the new champion, small... How dare the people get an axe in front of the champion? Li Bangyan said with a smile.

"The toad and the golden millet will meet the guests, and the sable cicada will drive the pen away. The outside is overbearing, and it still contains fragrant and heavy clothes. When Li Sanjian and Li Bangyan were still pretending to be (qíng) here and shirking each other, Hu Sanshui, the military patrol envoy of the government army patrol of Jinshichu (shēn) on the other side, was very poetic and made a seven-character quatrain, which won the applause of everyone.

"Li Tuiguan's subordinates are really full of talents." Li Bangyan said while admiring the verses.

Li Sanjian nodded, this seven-word quatrain is indeed very good, very meaningful, but its talent (qíng) does not need to be on the right path, Li Sanjian said secretly in his heart.

"Where is the jade hall (chūn)? Where are the grandchildren? While the two of them were admiring the poems, the door of the Accord room was suddenly pushed open, and five or six men in strange costumes crashed in.

These strong men (shēn) were dressed in strange costumes, their faces were painted with oil paint, and most of their faces were obscured by a hideous and terrifying copper mask, making it impossible to see their faces.

The collars of the strong men were open, revealing the sturdy (xiōng) bore and full (xiōng) hair, and the exposed arms were also muscle (ròu) knots, and the shape of the (shēn) was also extremely tall, making them unusually powerful and powerful.

Looking at the appearance, these people should be northerners, or the "wild people" of the far north of the north, or even the "wild people" of the far north...

What are these "wild men" who came out of nowhere? The officials in the Accord all looked at these majestic men in a daze, surprised, and at the same time very puzzled.

Some officials also hugged Mei Xiaoniang's small waist, carried a wine glass in their hands, opened their mouths and looked at them in a daze, and maintained this posture, as if time and space were frozen.

"Uncle, uncle, uncle!" At this time, the fat shopkeeper in the restaurant squeezed into the Accord, and said again and again: "Why are the uncles looking for them?" There are a lot of little ladies in the shop, and there are a lot of healthy women, who are matching with the masters, and the uncles will go with the old to choose? Don't disturb the guests. ”

"Turtle Sun!" A strong man (shēn) who was like a mountain reached out and grabbed the collar of the fat shopkeeper, and it seemed that he didn't use much force, so he picked up the fat shopkeeper and said viciously: "You guys finally came to the capital, you old immortal want to fool you with crooked melons and cracked dates?" Let me tell you, today (rì) is not your top card. ”

The strong man of Yamagata said that he shook slightly with one hand, and threw the fat shopkeeper out, and in the screams of the fat shopkeeper, he knocked over a wooden table covered with dishes, making a sparse noise, and the soup was watery, and the fat shopkeeper was poured all over his face.

The beautiful (jiāo) girls in the Accord suddenly let out a scream, and they were frightened one by one.

Li Bangyan and Gongsun Rouniang, who were sitting on Li Sanjian's left and right, couldn't help but be timid, and involuntarily hid behind Li Sanjian's (shēn).

"Which is the jade hall (chūn)? Which one is Gongsun everyone? Hurry up and come out, and accompany grandpa's brother to have a good time. At this time, another strong man stood up, drew a circle in the air with his fingers the size of a small radish, and asked viciously at everyone.

How can this be? It's simply tolerable or unbearable, and at this time, everyone in the hall was furious, including Li Sanjian.

"You... You... You guys...?! Li Sanjian was so angry that he stood up and pointed at these rough men, and he couldn't even finish his words.

Who are the people in the Accord? They are all the people in charge of the Kaifeng Mansion Prison, in addition to the court officials, the rest are some cell heads, head catchers, bow prisons, etc., no matter how bad they are, they are also some fast catches, festival level or something, Ping (rì) are all they show off their might, drink five shouts and six, where does anyone dare to be so rude to them? At this time, someone actually came to the door and pointed at their nose to ask for someone? Or are they some country natives? It's just intolerable.

However, at this time, there are still sober people who feel that this matter (qíng) is a little strange.

In the realm of Kaifeng Mansion, ordinary people and ordinary people see these officials in Ping (rì) like mice and cats, and few people dare to come to the door like this.

Or maybe these rough people in the countryside don't know that the prince has three eyes, and they don't know the true (shēn) part of them.

So Hu Sanshui, the military inspector of the Kaifeng Prefecture, stood up, swayed, shy, and pressed his hands on his belt, walked up to these rough men, exhaled and said: "I said that you are good men, you can know that we are court officials... Ouch! ”

Before Hu Sanshui finished speaking, a rough man slapped the face, pumped Hu Sanshui twice, and lay on the dining table with a plop, the dishes and wine cups fell all over the ground, and a pot of Dongpo elbows buckled upside down on Hu Sanshui's head, making Hu Sanshui let out a scream.

Hu Sanshui is the military patrol envoy of the Military Patrol Academy, but the Military Patrol Yuan at this time is completely different from the Military Patrol Yuan in the early Song Dynasty, and the military patrol chief in the early Song Dynasty may be served by Wu Chen, but at this time, except for the lowest level of the military patrol court, the section level, the prison and so on, and the upper point of the martial character, the rest are all served by literati, in charge of prison breaking.

Therefore, Hu Sanshui didn't have the slightest power to parry, it was estimated that it wasn't the rough man's subordinates who paid attention, and this slap could knock him out.

"Where are you from? Dare to stand in the way of grandfathers? Several rough men laughed, pointed to Hu Sanshui, who was lying on the table and had fainted, and shouted and cursed.

"The thief is so mad that you don't hear that this place is at the feet of the Son of Heaven? How dare you be so bold? Come... Come on, what are you doing? Don't take it for me? I don't know if it's because of anger or because of drinking, Li Sanjian's face turned red, and he pointed at these rough men and said angrily.

It's just that Li Sanjian is a gentleman who doesn't move his mouth, but just opens his mouth to reprimand angrily. Instead of stepping forward, he took two steps back, hiding behind Li Bangyan and Gongsun Rouniang's (shēn), causing a wave of contempt from the two.

"Give it to me!"

"I'll wait side by side, and take down such rude thieves."

"Wu Zhutou, aren't you claiming to be (rì) catching three hundred thieves? What the hell are you doing hiding behind you? ”

At this time, Li Sanjian gave an order, and the officials rushed forward regardless of (shēn) and took down these rough men.

In the ping, these officials wore the official uniforms of the majestic government, and the knives were pressed to the waist, and the knives did not need to be unsheathed, and as soon as they stood in front of the people, they were so frightened that they did not dare to move.

However, today (rì) is a gathering of officials in the right hall, where are there still people with swords? All of them are dressed up with oily heads and powdery faces to attract the attention of the beautiful girls who accompany the wine.

However, the magistrate gave an order, and there were many people from several parties, so the officials rushed forward and scuffled with the rough men.

At this time, it is the time to serve the official and the public, and in front of the official and the public, you must move forward bravely and look at death as home, so that you will get a different look at the official and the public, and it will be possible to be promoted and increased in the future. . .

The wine is strong and intimidating, and under the stimulation of a large amount of wine, everyone has long forgotten how many catties and taels they have. The most important thing is that at this time, the beautiful lady who accompanied the wine is watching, if you are cowardly with soft eggs at this time, isn't it too faceless?

"Oh no, the official is bullying."

"The official has insulted the foreigner."

"Turtle Sun, rely on the strong to bully the weak, bully others, fight with them!"

"The official messenger (bī) is good for prostitutes, and the turtle grandchildren are too bullying."

Five or six rough men faced fifteen or sixteen government officials, shouting and shouting to greet them, and those who didn't know really thought that the government officials were bullying people.

In an instant, the sound of fighting in the Accord of the Yan (chūn) building was everywhere, the seats and benches, dishes, wine cups, and wine and vegetables flew wildly, the sound of ping-pong was endless, and the sound of women screaming resounded throughout the Yan (chūn) building.

The sword and sword shadow in the Accord are a dragon fight.

"Ouch, it fucking hurts!"

"The thief is cruel, brothers resist it!"

Don't look at the five people and six people in the government officials Ping (rì), who are majestic, but they can't really do it, three or four officials deal with a rough man, but they are beaten by the rough man and run all over the house, and they are all knocked to the ground, crying and grabbing the ground.

"What? Officials oppress good people? ”

"Don't panic, I'll help you."

"The heroes of the Jinzhuang Society are here!"

At this time, more than a dozen big men were rushed in the Accord, and they rushed in indiscriminately and beat them indiscriminately.

"This... This...? The scene was a little out of control, which made Li Sanjian stunned.

"Bang... Ouch! ”

Jin Zhuang Society? Where did these people come from? Li Sanjian covered his forehead when he was hit by a dish that flew from nowhere, and thought in horror.

"Isn't it a mess?" Li Bangyan, who was hiding behind the screen, looked at Li Sanjian and smiled.