021 Our Big House

Just when Zhao Dazhui was hesitating whether to invite the wolf-hearted Zhao Ji to "eat melon", the lovely queen mother hurriedly explained: "Uncle Huang is not strange, the official family is not clear." ”

Oh, the emperor and the empress are concerned about the little uncle not sleeping well, and they deliberately cleaned up a palace for the emperor to have a good rest, so that the emperor can better serve the Great Song Dynasty.

Full of sincerity!

But what the hell is the word "Lichun Yuan"?

Bullied me that I don't know how to read, or do I not know the famous Lord Wei?

I think back then, we also fantasized that we could mix the scenery like Lord Wei, worship the emperor, and have seven or eight beauties waiting for you, and enjoy the blessings!

What do I see? 】

[You read that right, it's the three words of Lichun Temple. 】

[It's a garden, not a courtyard, you're illiterate. 】

[Is there a difference?] 】

[Well, it seems to mean something about the same.] 】

[Shocked, Zhao Ji, the faint king, drove the entertainment venue to the palace? ] 】

[I heard that there is a famous prostitute named Master Li? 】

[Want to see it?] 】

[Phew, I want to too!] 】

Of course, it is impossible for Master Li to live here, there is no such explanation.

It's not that Master Li can't be allowed to live in the palace, but there is no saying that he will give the rest of his nephew's play to his uncle to play.

What's going on?

The eunuch who guided shouted like a big teapot: "Little ones, come out to greet Master Hou!" ”

[Poof! 】

[The loss is not to go downstairs to pick up customers. 】

[This little yellow door is a lewd talent! ] 】

"You're quite familiar with the business, which field have you been in before?"

The eunuch was also a wonderful person, and said with a smile: "Dare to let the Hou Ye know, the little one has also had the honor to patrol the fence with the official family, and he has seen a few scenes." ”

"Have you ever gone out with the official family, where have you been, and have you ever seen Master Li?" The fire of Zhao Dazhu's gossip is burning.

"No one knows the reputation of the Li family, but it's just a small blessing, and I haven't had the chance to see it."

Oh, it turns out that this thing is an errand runner, and he can't see the owner at all, so he has nothing to say.

Zhao Dazhui waved his hand: "Don't say that, I am a righteous gentleman and will never go to those places." Introduction, who are these people? Will you follow me in the future? ”

The eunuch said: "The little one is called An Dehao, and those few are Dabao and Erbao ......."

"I see," Zhao Dazhui pointed at the third little eunuch, "he must be Sanbao, right?" ”

The little eunuch hurriedly replied: "The little one has less hair when he enters the palace, and they all call me Sanmao." ”

“……”

Zhao Da Hammer, who was clever and didn't shake it off, his fingers were so embarrassingly messy and messy in the wind.

An Dehao hurriedly rescued the scene, and stepped forward to give Sanmao is slap: "Kill you turtle grandson." Hou Ye said that your name is Sanbao, you are called Sanbao, and you dare to say that you are Sanmao? Got you back? ”

Zhao Dazhui did the same, and gave An Dehao a slap: "Your uncle, dare to destroy Lao Tzu's reputation, and slap you to death!" Who is that, you will be called Sanmao in the future. This marquis has always paid attention to convincing people with virtue, how can he change people's names casually? ”

"Yes, yes, Hou Ye taught me a lot. Did everyone remember it? From now on, we are all Hou Ye's people, and we must convince people with virtue when we go out. ”

Dabao, Erbao, and Sanmao replied in unison: "Remember!" ”

Although there are only three or two kittens, they can be regarded as having their own team.

According to the rules of later generations, on the first day of the establishment of the new company, a red envelope should be given to the employees to try to be auspicious.

Zhao Da Hammer touched his body, and he was very embarrassed.

It's just been a day since I arrived in the palace, I didn't catch any good things, and I paid a melon out, and I didn't even have a penny on my body, how could I send a red envelope?

"System, can Lao Tzu redeem any prizes?"

"Hehe, I can't."

"What about spending money?"

"Yo, why didn't you say it earlier? On the shelves of this system, there are a wide variety of goods, high quality and low price, reliable quality, and the goods arrive in minutes, which is more favorable than SF Express......"

"Stop! I'll see for myself, okay? ”

This dog system, when it comes to selling something, can beep better than a real estate consultant.

However, there are really a lot of things on this shelf, and all kinds of shielding weapons are readily available.

Considering that they just met, there was no need to give too high-end things, otherwise they would have an appetite and would not be easy to fool in the future, Zhao Dazhui chose four ***** casually.

It's cheap, a thousand yuan a handful, as for whether it's genuine or not, does it matter?

A few people looked at the Western scenery like they were looking at the Western landscape, watching Zhao Dazhui pull out one by one from his sleeve.

Xu was to show off, and the knife was pointed down by Zhao Da Hammer, like a flag, puff puff, more than an inch into the floor tiles, and was inserted straight there.

Zhao Da Hammer waved his hand: "I haven't prepared any gifts, you can take these knives to play!" ”

A cold light flashed in An Dehao's eyes, and he volunteered to act as an employee representative: "The little ones are all serving the master, where can I use these Laoshzi." These things are also a bit taboo in the palace, so Hou Ye should put them away! ”

[This An Dehao is not an ordinary person! ] 】

【Normal! Working in the palace, who hasn't had a trick? 】

[Are eunuchs so powerful? 】

[There are no ordinary people who disturb the mind, kung fu is naturally good! 】

[Don't say it, you want to trick me into being a eunuch? 】

If you are well, it will be a sunny day. 】

[If you are not well, I will kill you!] 】

[Solitaire game? 】

[Boring! 】

Since ***** is also contraband, Zhao Dazhui can only pick it up and put it in his sleeve.

I didn't feel much when I took it in, but when I put it in, I felt like it was laborious.

Shen, and there is a possibility that the sleeves will be cut.

"Sister System, can I return it?"

"I can't."

"For Mao?"

"Because you have caused scratches due to use, it has affected the secondary sales, and it cannot be returned."

"I ......"

Well, pretending to be big, there is indeed a little scratch on the knife body.

"Can I store it?"

"One hundred yuan per piece per day, long-term storage is welcome!"

Zhao Dazhui helplessly raised his middle finger, praised the system fiercely, and continued to look for a suitable gift.

There was no way, several people were watching in amazement, just waiting for this magical new boss to come up with a decent gift!

Well, this is good, a stab-proof vest, and it is definitely not illegal.

Whoosh, Zhao Dazhui took out four more vests: "This is the heavenly silk vest, invulnerable, invulnerable, invulnerable, and has seven Buddhas with ......"

Everyone: "......"

"Don't you believe me? Erbao, you put it on, I will stab it with a knife, and you will know that this marquis never tells lies. ”

Erbao: "The small believes, the small believes." ”

Just now, the steel knife with a very strange pattern, the sharpness, this ugly style and rough workmanship vest can withstand a stab?

Don't be picky, it's a piece of clothing, just wear it!

An Dehao put on the new vest, and he didn't think it would fit well, and said with a smile: "Thank you for the reward!" Master Hou, let's go into the hospital to have a look, but if there is anything that doesn't suit your heart, you can change or add it at any time. ”

Don't look at it as just a small yard, the master bedroom, ear room, and side rooms are all properly distributed.

In the palace hall, there is such a place to force Ghaus, what more bicycles?

Bragging and farting, An Dehao will give a detailed introduction to the origin and value of each furnishing, and lunch time will come.

Before Zhao Dazhui arrived at the cafeteria, uh, it was Shang Shan Jian who went to mix rice and eat, and two little eunuchs came with food boxes.

Gently put it on the ground, and one of the eunuchs said, "The little one is ordered by the chief chef of the Shang Diet Supervisor to specially invite the Hou Ye to dine." ”

This takeaway is OK!

"Put it on! Let Ben Hou Ye taste it and see if it is good enough! ”

Four cold and four hot, put it on the Huanghuali table, and the little eunuch presented a pair of ivory chopsticks as warm as jade with both hands, and Zhao Dazhui was about to eat.

"If I were you, I wouldn't dare eat it!" The system speaks.

"If I were Master Hou, I wouldn't eat it!" The beautiful young lady Bai Su asked and spoke, and there was an eye-catching blood fat standing beside her, uh, it was a blood feud.

"Why? It looks delicious! ”

"Pull the pill, have you heard of it?"