Chapter 029: The beast lets go of the ugly girl

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finally dragged Cao Cao into the carriage, the tired Liu Han was covered in white sweat, and when he looked at Cao Cao again, his eyes were also blue, his cheeks were swollen, and there was a bloody streak of saliva hanging from the corner of his mouth.

"Thank you for your help."

The cheeks were uncomfortable, and Cao Cao's speech was a little slurred.

This is not a panda, this is not a panda, this is not a panda...... Burst...... Liu Hanshao still couldn't hold back, laughed, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt that Cao Cao in front of him was like a happy comedian.

"Black fat, what are you doing?"

Cao Cao's eyes lit up, and he didn't pay attention to Liu Hanshao.

Come on, now in broad daylight, no matter how sharp your baby's eyes are, can she still turn into a ghost and scare your brother?

Liu Hanshao moved to Cao Cao's side familiarly, patted his shoulder and asked, "Black fat, could it be that he peeked at whose daughter-in-law and was caught?" ”

"Even if you have the grace to save someone, you can't tarnish the reputation of a certain family."

Cao Cao had a black face, snorted heavily in his nose, and then said: "Why do you play with a black fat person?" ”

Oh, I'm not happy about this.

Liu Hanshao suddenly pulled Cao Cao's head, and shouted angrily: "You idiot, you were fighting with someone just now, if my brother shouts your name, won't everyone know who you are?" Go back to your house and throw bricks into your yard, do you or me? ”

In his previous life, he was mixed with the rivers and lakes, and when he fought, he only shouted nicknames, and Liu Hanshao was clear about this set of doors, but he changed "sue the teacher" to "throw bricks".

Cao Cao pondered, it seemed to be the same reason. It would not be glorious if this matter were to be spread out today. So he nodded frequently, looking like he was being taught.

Looking at Cao Cao's embarrassed appearance with disdain and disdain, Liu Hanshao deliberately sighed and said, "Hey, if Yuan Benchu was here, it would be fine." ”

Cao Cao said angrily: "Could it be that Yuan Shao'er thinks that Yuan Shao'er will be able to win against a certain family?" ”

Liu Hanshao hurriedly shook his head, and then said earnestly: "The original piece of skin and flesh is thick, and it can be beaten a lot." ”

Although they live in Luoyang City, Liu Hanshao has never seen Yuan Shao, and the baby is living in seclusion at home, and Liu Hanshao also lives in seclusion in the mountains most of the time. However, it is always said in the history books that Yuan Shao has a posture and majesty, and he must be much more attractive than Cao Cao. Wei, it will never be a thin firewood and a little white face. That's why it's said.

I don't know what Cao Cao remembered, maybe it was the lack of virtue and smoke that he had done with Yuan Shao when he was a child, and suddenly laughed, and actually put his arm around Liu Hanshao's shoulder and patted it non-stop. Liu Hanshao was willing to suffer, laughing, and at the same time slammed Cao Cao's shoulder, but later he didn't like the shooting, so he simply smashed it with his fist. So, one big and one small, the two were neurotic, hooked shoulders and backs, and laughed wildly.

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After entering Luoyang City, Cao Cao wanted to hurry home, but Liu Hanshao didn't do it, saying that he had a life-saving grace and friendship for Cao Cao, forcing him to invite himself to drink. Having said this, Cao Cao was also forced to be helpless, so he had to agree. Fortunately, the clothes are still complete, and it is not unsightly to shoot off the dust.

sent the others home first, Liu Hanshao only took Wei Guangzheng and Yan Dawa and a few of them, and followed Cao Cao to the restaurant. To say that Cao Cao is thirty years younger at this time, it is really prodigal to be able to take a teenage baby to drink. Fortunately, the alcohol content at that time was low, and it was not very spicy, and the boys probably drank alcohol after weaning. So, it's not too weird.

When I came up to the restaurant and ordered a private room, Liu Hanshao said very coaxingly: "Brother, there is no one who will stand and serve people." ”

The babies have lived hard in the mountains, it is rare to see back to the meat, today Yan Dawa and they are all performing well, the first time to fight, at least there is no stage fright. Spend Cao Mengde's money and sell your own, why not?

Cao Cao is not a rigid person, and said with a smile that he was about to thank a few young heroes for their help, so that Yan Dawa and they were not to mention how proud they were, and their small breasts were about to catch up with their waists. So, everyone has a seat, everyone has wine and meat, and the host of the treat doesn't know whether it is true or false, anyway, the guests are happy.

"I listened to Han Shao's words, it seems that I know a lot about Cao, don't blame Cao for being clumsy, have we ever had an old one in the past?"

If you can know that there is such a thing as the Three Kingdoms, you must know your name. It's not bad that brother pays attention to you, but because your baby is too dazzling.

"Hey, Mengde, brother told you. Who do you think you are? If you dare to say that you have never heard of Cao Mengde's name, is he embarrassed to say that he is a wanderer? I have indeed admired Meng De for a long time, but it's a pity that he was young and born late, otherwise, let's join forces to explore the rivers and lakes, it will definitely be better than you and Yuan Benchu together! ”

When exchanging names before, Liu Hanshao said that Cao Cao shouted "Han Shao". Cao Cao covered half of his face and rubbed it, and he didn't understand for a long time whether this Han Shao was praising himself or hurting himself. If you want to boast, he mentioned all the things he did when he was young and frivolous, and what did he do with those things? However, at his age, it is reasonable to worship himself as a senior. No, he shouted one by one, obviously to discuss with his peers, how can there be any sense of worship? is still with him, it can be better than playing with Yuan Benchu......

That's why Cao Cao didn't understand the meaning of the word "brother", otherwise, I don't know if he would want to kick Liu Hanshao. In fact, Liu Hanshao calls himself "brother" to whoever he speaks, but he doesn't mean to take advantage of others, this is not the Han Dynasty, everyone is older than him, so he just doesn't want to suffer, it's basically equivalent to Sun Wukong always wants to be a grandfather for monsters, but don't say that most of the time it can't be done, even if it is, at most it's just a level. Get used to it, it's like "lonely...... How How", "Widows...... How can it be "almost the same, when you pretend to be that, you will still be the marquis!"

"How is Xu Shao? Iron mouth and steel teeth! Break off his teeth in the same way; What about Jian Shuo? Favored! beat his uncle into minced meat in the same way. ”

Xu Shao Xu Zijiang, a famous commentator in the late Han Dynasty, commented on the characters, poems, calligraphy and paintings at that time on the first day of the first month of each month, so it is called the Yuedan Commentary. It's nothing more than praising it and blowing it, and stomping on it, but at that time, everyone still ate this set, crying and shouting to let people comment. It is said that Cao Cao also went at that time, and he wanted to say a few words to others with a generous gift, but people pretended to be high, looked down on Cao Cao, and refused to say whether he was alive or dead. Later, Cao Cao may have used some unconventional means, so there was the famous sentence of "the capable minister who rules the world, and the hero of the troubled times".

This is a compliment to me! Cao Cao heard it and laughed. Liu Hanshao also laughed, and said in his heart: "I want to find out my brother's bottom, no way!" ”

Then Liu Hanshao asked Cao Cao which one he was singing today, at first Cao Cao didn't talk about it, and then he didn't say that he was a righteous hero, just bluntly. Liu Hanshao was even more curious, what did you say about this little black fat man, so that so many people could beat you together? Pumping out little by little, squeezing out little by little, Cao Cao really couldn't stand Liu Hanshao's cheeky question, and finally said that he saw a gentleman robbing the people's daughter on the road, so he stepped forward to dissuade him.

So what the hell is going on?

Without waiting for Liu Hanshao to ask again, Cao Cao suddenly slapped the food table, pointed forward, and shouted: "Beast, let go of that ugly girl!" ”

There was silence for a moment, and everyone in the room was stunned by Cao Cao's burst of momentum. Liu Hanshao also secretly thought, this word sounds so familiar, could it be that Cao Cao also came through?

Taking advantage of the wine, Cao Cao became more and more angry the more he talked, and scolded the fool for being blind, and robbing such an ugly woman, it was simply a disgrace to a man and a tarnished lustful reputation, what else could it be if it wasn't a beast? After a while, I blamed that ugly girl for not knowing what was going on, and obviously robbed you in front of you, but you didn't fight, but in turn you wanted to beat me up to save you.

Liu Hanshao squirted out a sip of wine, and directly lay down and rolled on the seat.

Crazy and stupid, after making a fuss, Liu Hanshao and Cao Cao walked out of the restaurant shoulder to shoulder. The parentheses, which can have such an effect, show that Liu Hanshao has obviously grown in recent years, while Cao Mengde has obviously not grown much.

At the time of parting, Liu Hanshao did not forget to point to Cao Cao's black-eyed blue and said: "Meng De, go home and boil an egg, peel the skin and cover it while it is hot, it's okay quickly." ”

Cao Cao bowed his hand slightly embarrassed, and said with a smile: "Thank you Han Shao for your advice, and say goodbye." ”

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The first time he drank so much wine, he felt light and fluttering, and Liu Hanshao leaned on the car casually. Thinking about Cao Cao, he seems to be quite easy to speak, not tall, not arrogant, not pretending to be a big-tailed wolf, regardless of the age difference, he is really a bit of a temper with himself. This person has to stay, no matter what happens in the future, at least he can accompany himself to relieve his boredom now.

"Guangzheng, this little black fat man is quite refreshing, isn't he?"

"It's not as refreshing as it seems."

Wei Guangzheng is a deflated calf, he hasn't grown much older, but his temperament is getting more and more dull, and he can't talk to him.

Fortunately, before Liu Hanshao scolded, Wei Guangzheng added in time: "He didn't ask Han Shao for his sword." ”

Wei Guangzheng uses a sword, and after seeing "Yitian", he naturally never forgets it. Liu Hanshao was suddenly alert, and his first reaction was that Cao Cao must have known his old background. It's ridiculous that I always thought I had fooled the past, and I also asked people to "just shout Han Shao". Is it because he knows his identity that he pretends to be stupid and behaves so well everywhere? That's Yitian, is it worth him to invest so much money as a prince who has no hairy use......

Farewell to Liu Hanshao, swaying home, just turning the corner, Cao Cao's face was completely drunk, so he stopped on the side of the road and started to stay, for a long time, smiled dumbly, shook his head, and walked quickly towards Cao's mansion.

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At night, in Luoyang City, a guest room of an inn was knocked lightly and quickly, and the door was opened by a man in his twenties, with an honest face, but not so honest in his eyes. Seeing that it was a twelve- or thirteen-year-old baby knocking on the door, he just stared at it with some confusion and did not give in to the house.

"But the surname is Tang?"

The man looked around the house vigilantly, dodged to let the little baby into the house, closed the door again, and then asked, "Who are you?" ”

Xiaowa bowed her hand and replied: "The little servant's cheap name is not enough to worry about, but my master has something important to tell him, please send the Tang messenger to follow the servant quickly." ”

"Dare to ask the lord's surname?"

"Sealed."