In addition to Sister Feng and You Shi, other girls really didn't expect that there would be such a thing inside.

In this way, isn't the theory of Dongfu picking up ashes not valid?

Look at Keqing who couldn't cry anymore, everyone felt aggrieved for her.

However, some people still think that if it weren't for this disaster, Dongfu would not be what it is today.

and girls in their previous lives were indecent, and some people blame them for wearing revealing clothes, which is a reason.

And this kind of thinking is still mainstream at the moment......

It's just that seeing Jia Qiang so annoyed, people with such thoughts don't dare to talk more.

Seeing that Jia Qiang was really angry and wanted to attack Mama Li, Baochai on the side hurriedly persuaded: "Good brother, Mother Li has eaten too much wine today and is confused, so she made such a joke, don't be like her." ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone in the room was stunned.

Tanchun said with a strange face: "It also makes sense, Brother Qiang is one or two years older than Sister Bao, shouldn't he be called brother?" ”

Baoqin smiled and said, "I've always called Brother Qiang!" ”

Xichun was proud: "Then you should also call me the fourth aunt!" ”

Xiangyun understood that Tanchun and Baoqin were to cooperate with Baochai to ease the atmosphere and not let things get bigger, so he also smiled: "The fourth sister thinks beautifully!" I also have to call Brother Qiang, and call you Aunt? What about Sister Lin? ”

Daiyu's beautiful eyes came and warned: "Be careful of your skin!" ”

In the laughter of Xichun hugging Yingchun, Daiyu pulled Jia Qiang's arm and persuaded: "That's it, let Mama be more careful in the future." ”

Jia Qiang calmed down at this time, and shouted to Mama Li, who was lying there pretending to be dead: "Kowtow to kowtow, pay if you shouldn't pay for it, live to the belly of a dog at an age?" Go down and get twenty boards yourself, and don't let me see you again. ”

Mama Li didn't pretend to be dead, she hurriedly got up, kowtowed to Keqing again and again, and said: "It's all my old slave who has poured too much yellow soup, and her speech stinks like a fart, which disturbs grandma's tranquility, so grandma will spare me this time." ”

Ke Qing said with tears in her eyes: "That's it." ”

Mama Li kowtowed again and thanked her, and then walked away.

After she left, Baoyu said to Keqing: "It's all hers, don't be sad, but you can die of grievance!" ”

Everyone: "......"

Jia Qiang asked curiously, "Where did you just die?" ”

Baoyu said sadly: "I was persuaded to stop me! Otherwise, I won't be able to spare this bad woman! When I go home, I will give the old lady and I will drive her away. ”

The attacker couldn't help but persuade on the side: "I can't help it, Grandma Li, she ......."

Without waiting for her to finish, Baoyu jumped to her feet and said, "What kind of grandmother is she, and you respect her so much?" It's just that I ate her milk for a few days when I was a child. Now she is older than her ancestors. Now I can't eat milk anymore, what do I do with my ancestors in vain! Get out, everybody's clean! When I go back, I will tell the old lady! ”

Sister Feng smiled on the side: "Baoyu, you can take a break, Qiang'er can pick her up, that's because Qiang'er is the patriarch, and Mother Li bullied the people in Dongfu again." But you are Li's mother's son, and people have broken their hearts for you, even if you are old and obscure now, you can't help but open this mouth. Otherwise, the old lady will not depend on you. alarmed the master, and it is indispensable to have a good board to let you know filial piety. ”

When Baoyu heard this, she muttered twice, but she didn't dare to say anything more.

Sister Feng said to Keqing again: "Don't be sad, aren't our girls just carrying the black pot for you?" You are like this, and I am not like that? You're harder than me...... But if there is the slightest room for one's own choice, it will not come to this point. ”

As he spoke, he looked at You Shi and said, "Sister-in-law, don't blame this daughter-in-law, others don't know what's going on, you still don't know?" If she had the slightest room for her own choice, she would not have come to this point. Moreover, they all live in such a place, no one can laugh at anyone, who can have one more chastity archway than whom? ”

After that, Dan Fengyan glanced at Second Sister You and Third Sister You.

If you don't say that Sister Feng is powerful, in one sentence, the three sisters of the You family will be defeated.

If Jia Qiang is not there, Third Sister You can't say that she can still fight with her.

But Jia Qiang was angry just now, and Third Sister You could only endure it with shame and indignation.

Jia Qiang smiled at Sister Feng and said, "Ouch! The second aunt is wronged, who let you carry the black pot? Jia Lian now has no place to stand in the house, and everyone is looking for you to pick up Jia Lian. Are you still carrying the black pot? You're joking! ”

Sister Feng took a sip, saw that the atmosphere was not as good as before, and saw Jia Qiang and her wink, so she smiled and said: "Don't be disinterested for a mother-in-law who has eaten too much wine today, in this way, Qiang Er just said that I said a joke, then you should also say one!" ”

Jia Qiang laughed and said, "Then it's interesting to talk about it by the fire." ”

Everyone had nothing to do, and the girls each took out a log table, put it by the bonfire, and put snacks and some side dishes, and then stopped sitting by their campfire, next to each other, huddled together, and listened to Jia Qiang tell jokes.

Daiyu looked at Jia Qiang with a smile and said, "Why didn't I know, you still tell jokes?" ”

Jia Qiang smiled and said, "Because when we are together on weekdays, we don't need jokes at all, so we are very happy." ”

"噫~~~"

"Smack!"

Sister Feng on the side picked up a branch and smashed it into the bonfire, and sneered: "Qiang'er, it's almost done!" ”

Daiyu lowered her head and didn't go to see anyone, but her little hand gently patted Jia Qiang's arm.

Jia Qiang smiled and said, "In other words, once upon a time, there was a person surnamed Lu, who was witty and good at talking. There was a woman next door, who did not smile. The friend said to Lu, 'If you can say a word, make this woman laugh.' If you say another word, let this woman scold the street, and I will ask you to have a host. Lu agreed, so the two went to the woman together. The woman was standing in the doorway, and there was a dog outside the door. Lu hurriedly walked a few steps, came to the dog, and knelt down with a plop: "Dad! The woman was startled, and when she looked closely, she laughed. I didn't want Lu to raise his head again and said to the woman: 'Mother! The woman scolded. ”

He said it lightly, but the people around the campfire had already fallen to the ground laughing.

It is the always stable Baochai, who also covers his face with an embroidered handkerchief, and his shoulders are shaking.

After everyone laughed, Jia Qiang said to Daiyu: "It's your turn!" ”

Daiyu is smart and natural, and she has read a lot of miscellaneous books on weekdays, how can she be afraid of this?

After she glanced at Jia Qiang, after the sisters and girls quieted down, she smiled and said: "The Jade Emperor on the Lingxiao Treasure Hall of the Heavenly Palace, I heard that there is a great filial son Dong Yong in the world, and before he got married, he ordered his seventh daughter, that is, the Seven Fairies, to marry him. When the six sisters were seeing off the seven fairies, they told me: 'Good sister, when you come to the world, if you find a filial son again, you must bring a letter back.' ’”

"Hahaha!"

Jia Qiang really didn't expect Daiyu to tell jokes, so when she heard this little joke, she laughed out loud.

However, I found that except for a few little girls and a silly roe deer Baoyu, the other sisters didn't laugh much.

But fortunately, there was also Sister Feng leaning forward and smiling and cheering, but after laughing, she said: "Sister Lin, don't get carried away!" Now that you've found Dong Yong, you're making fun of the other sisters? ”

Only then did Daiyu react, her pretty face flushed and said wrongly: "How did I mean this? ”

Jia Qiang smiled and said, "Okay, okay, all of them are seated in the number, it's time for the next one!" ”

Daiyu sulked a little, and heard Baochai laugh and said: "Once upon a time, I had a wife, and I was so jealous. Because they had been married for many years and had no children, one day her husband said, 'I want to take a concubine.' The wife was displeased and said, 'You are so poor, how can you have the money to buy a concubine?' If you have money, I can say yes. So the husband tried his best to save money, borrowed some money from a friend, took it home and told his wife, 'You have saved enough money, you see! The wife snatched the money, put it in her sleeve, and bowed down: "I would rather be small, and this money is just enough to buy a slave family." ’”

After saying this joke, Daiyu smiled "poof", looked at Sister Feng with horizontal eyes, and said, "I don't know who this joke is talking about?" ”

Sister Feng almost fell down in anger, and then glared at Baochai angrily.

Baochai said innocently: "It's just that it looks like it was originally from the book, how is it talking about you?" ”

The crowd laughed.

After a round, when he arrived at Jia Huan, Jia Huan twisted and pinched and didn't want to say, and was taught by Tanchun: "Since you are here and dead, you will be very generous and stubborn, and you can't get on the stage like this, so you will go to the front and be stubborn with the villagers!" ”

Jia Huan was afraid that his third sister would be honest after being trained, and told jokes: "The daughter-in-law of a family has a big belly for ten months, and she has a difficult birth when she is about to give birth, and she almost dies ......of pain."

The girls who heard this changed their complexions, faintly afraid, Tanchun almost died of anger, and scolded: "Are you confused or lost?" Is this a joke?! ”

Jia Huan said aggrievedly: "I haven't finished talking yet......"

Baochai said angrily: "If you let people finish the joke, it's not too late to teach a lesson, how can there be a reason to punish without teaching." ”

He said to Jia Huan again: "Good brother, let's talk about it." ”

Daiyu glanced at Baochai with a smile and didn't say much.

The good brother here, isn't it the same as the good brother of Fang Cai?

But it seems that she has no selfish intentions......

Jia Huan sniffed and continued: "That mother-in-law tossed for two or three days before giving birth to the child, and said to her husband, 'I almost died. Fortunately, it's a boy, and he can pass on the lineage, so let's stop sharing a bed. If I had another child, I wouldn't have survived. ’”

The sisters whispered one after another, and Baochai faintly regretted that she shouldn't have let Jia Huan continue just now.

Who knew this kid would tell such a joke......

I heard Jia Huan continue: "My husband felt sorry for his daughter-in-law, so I had to agree and move to a side room to sleep." Two months later, on this night, the husband put out the candle and went to bed, and was about to go to bed, when someone knocked on the door, and the husband was startled: 'Who?' I only heard the daughter-in-law laugh outside the door: "If you are not afraid of death, open the door quickly!" ’”

"Poof!"

It wasn't one or two who were laughing, Dutan Chun's posture was sassy, he jumped up, stepped in front of Jia Huan in a few steps, grabbed his ears, and said sharply: "Say, where did you learn such a lewd joke?" Do you also have the face to speak out? ”

Jia Huan is still a child after all, and he confessed after being bluffed: "I wrote it down after listening to what my mother told the master." If the third sister settles the account, it is better to go back and settle it with her mother! ”

Tanchun: "......"

Fortunately, just when Tanchun was embarrassed and embarrassed, he suddenly heard a movement coming from outside the gate of the small courtyard, and a figure ran over very quickly.

And when they saw that it was a man, they were all shocked.

Fortunately, Xiangling said in advance: "Sister Xiaojing, why are you here?" ”

The person who came was Li Jing, but she didn't have the time to talk back to Xiangling, so after nodding to her, she walked up to Jia Qiang in three or two steps, and said in a deep voice: "Master, something happened, the Jingyang bell rang seventy-two times in the night palace today, I don't know which saint died...... Master Lin sent someone to send an urgent message, asking him to return to the city tonight when the city gate of the fifth watch opens, and to raise fifty percent of the soldiers and horses, and there is no room for loss. ”

Jia Qiang: "......"

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PS: It's the end of the month, and book friends who have tickets can vote for votes. was supposed to break out in a wave, but it was really a poor dragon body, miserable ......