1.21 How to black the face
Seeing off the female assassin, the little fat man sighed, he still underestimated the heroes of the world.
As the female Assassin said, what the little fat man wanted was a yellow cuckoo named 'Sheep Heel' or 'Sheep Don't Eat Grass'. No seeds are given, only one flower is given. Obviously, the man behind him didn't want the little fat man to have more medicine than he expected.
It is said that in Hua Tuo's Ma Buddha San, the most important medicine is sheep heel. The little fat man was worried that the power of the Hidden Arrow was not enough, so he thought of quenching the poison.
Compared with any poison that seals the throat with blood, turning people into numb is also more of the appetite of the little fat man.
Early in the morning, there was a heavy knock on the gate.
When I opened the door, it was the second brother Liu Wu.
"Third brother, hurry! Daddy has hunted, hunted! ”
"Xiong Zhen?" The little fat man suddenly came to his senses.
"Hmmm! fell into the pit and was shot through the eye by Daddy's arrow. Liu Wu gestured excitedly.
"Let's go, let's see!" didn't wait for the little fat man to go out, when he suddenly heard a whip, and Zhang Xiaopang's carriage arrived again. How's it getting faster and faster?
"Big brother." Zhang Xiaopang said smoothly.
"Little fatty, grandma is in the hall, you go by yourself." After speaking, he left, but was pulled by Zhang Xiaopang's sleeve. This guy's strength is really not ordinary. I can't get rid of it.
"Big brother, I'm going too." People are about to be brought up, but they just don't let go.
"Okay, big brother, take you there." What else can Liu Bei do, he nodded and agreed. Zhang Xiaopang was happily led by Liu Bei to the village.
From a distance, I saw that the door of the third uncle's house was full of people. Even the eldest brother Liu Wen, who has always stayed at home, also came.
"Third brother, come quickly." Although he did not buy a horse, Liu Wen's attitude towards Liu Bei has never changed.
This made Liu Bei somewhat ashamed.
"Big brother."
Seeing the arrival of Liu's unicorn, everyone gave way one after another. When he saw the situation inside, the little fat man couldn't help but gasp!
Where is the hill-like creeping, you say it's a bear?!
Elephants are pretty much the same.
The black hair was messy, but it had a chilling shine. Because of the relationship between lying down, the little fat man can only see the wide back and thick grooved meat. I didn't see anything in my head!
Oh, and in the pile of fur in the back, half of a bear's claw is exposed. The little fat man gestured, although most of the bear's paws were stained with mud, but the black claw blade was longer than his own little arm!
"I'm afraid this bear has a thousand pounds." The little fat man swallowed.
"Nothing more, no less!" The sound came from under Roshan, and the black bear suddenly moved, causing a commotion. Everyone subconsciously retreated, as if the beast would come to life at any moment.
As a result, what came out of the belly of the black bear was the third uncle with a split head and a face, covered in blood.
I saw the steel-bearded man holding a sharp knife in his hand, wiping his face and laughing: "What a bear bile!" ”
As he spoke, a bloody sac ball was held up in his hand. Unlike the black and green gallbladder, this bear gall is golden and translucent in the sun, as bright as amber!
"It's a golden gall!" The old patriarch also came.
"Ah Gong, what is golden gall." Someone in the crowd asked.
"Golden gall, also known as copper gall, is rare in a hundred years, and it is the best product. Serve to strengthen the muscles and bones, and strengthen the foundation of Peiyuan......" Without waiting for the old patriarch to answer, the third uncle happily washed the bear bile, and beckoned to the little fat man hiding in the crowd.
"Me?" The little fat man wanted to cry without tears. He's so scared!
The golden bear gall dangled in the third uncle's hand, and the little fat man was dizzy for a while.
The third uncle is a straight man. As long as he feels good, you have to eat it. If you don't eat it, you can pour it, and you never bother to talk about birds.
The little fat man felt that he couldn't dodge, so he moved over.
took over the bitter gall from the third uncle, and it was a sinking to start. Gently lifted, it was still hot.
Better a finger off than always aching. The little fat man refused the sharpened wheat straw tube handed by the third uncle, raised his head and swallowed the whole gall.
"Oh......" With everyone's exclamations, as soon as the hot gallbladder entered his mouth, the little fat man couldn't stop being nauseous. Forcibly swallowed, the bear bile was stuck in the throat, and it squirted out violently with the churning gastric juice!
Poof-
The little fat man spat out sour water and fell to his knees.
Immediately provoked laughter.
"Hongjiazi, this is a good thing, don't waste it."
"That's, that's it, Daddy said, if you eat it, you will become a bear."
"Bastard boy, Lao Tzu obviously said that if you eat 'there', you will become a bear......"
"Wahaha......"
Don't listen to foul language. Glancing at the third uncle who was wiping his face with a sackcloth, the little fat man was ready to try wheat straw.
Just as he was about to get up, his arm suddenly weighed. Looking down, okay, Zhang Xiaopang was holding bear bile in his mouth, and he was lifted in the air by Liu Bei like a frog!
"Zhang Xiaopang!" Liu Beixi descended from the sky. Sure enough, it's a milk compatriot! This is clearly getting used to grabbing milk, wow!
Poof-
Golden bile, spurting out of nostrils. The little fat man's whole face was squeezed into one place.
"Loosen your mouth!" The old patriarch stomped his feet in hatred, "Whose baby is this!" Dare to fight for food in front of the old man! Don't let go of it quickly! ”
The third uncle also regretted it.
Anyway, except for Liu Bei, everyone gritted their teeth angrily, and they couldn't wait to cook Zhang Xiaopang and eat it!
The more this is the case, the more Zhang Xiaopang insists that Qingshan will not relax.
Don't let go!
Just hung like this, puffed out his cheeks, took a bite at a time, and swallowed the bile. Bitter tears came out.
Liu Bei knew that Zhang Xiaopang not only has strong small hands, but also has extraordinary teeth!
Sucked and sucked, sucked and sucked, and Zhang Xiaopang, whose face was green, smiled and fell to the ground.
Looking down again, there was only a layer of fluttering skin left in his hand. Okay, a whole piece of bile is in my stomach!
"Third uncle, is he okay?" Zhang Xiaochub, who was wearing open crotch pants, was soaring into the sky. The whole body turned from red to green, and then from green to purple, followed by a dark cloud pressing on the top, and it was pitch black......
"Bear bile to the yang thing, this baby is already angry, maybe it's overdone." The third uncle sighed, "It's a pity that this good guts." ”
The most angry is the old patriarch. Someone snatched food in front of his eyes. And it's still the food of Liu's unicorn! Isn't this ripping out the flesh of his heart!
scolded a circle, but I didn't know whose rebel this was.
After he extinguished the fire, Liu Bei said: "It is the son of the Zhang Tu family in Zhuo County." ”
"Phew! A who kills pigs and sheep dares to call himself a son! Come on, tie me up, beat me to death with a stick! ”
"Ah Gong, let's bleed first, maybe the effect of the medicine is still there." Someone took the bull ear sharp knife in the third uncle's hand, rolled up his sleeves and rushed forward.
"Wait!" Liu Bei shouted loudly and stood in front of Zhang Xiaopang.
Seeing that everyone was looking at him, he saluted the old patriarch from afar: "Zhang Fei, my brother too." Less is more than that, so there is this move. In his heart, this courage is the same as Sang Guo'er, no different. It's just a playful move. I, Liu, am a nobleman from Zhuo County, how can I be as knowledgeable as a young child? ”
"Uncle Nine, I've eaten everything, forget it." The third uncle also opened his mouth to persuade.
Uncle Nine stomped his feet: "I have to be a guts!" Do you know why my Zhuo County Liu family fell to this? It is inconvenient to talk about the loss of the ancestors. But how many descendants can grow faces for their ancestors? We are the surname of the country, but we have fallen like this! There is a way that the tiger falls in Pingyang and is bullied by dogs, and the hairy phoenix is not as good as a chicken! Fortunately, God has mercy on me, so that my Liu family has this son, if I don't cherish it, God will punish him! If it comes to this, what is the hope of ZTE, and what is the hope of resuming the jue? ”
The faces of the people were ashamed, and many could not help but cry in low voices.
Looking at the familiar faces, the little fat man somewhat understood what it was, clan.
Then he said loudly: "Uncle, is what you want to be reinstated?" ”
"Exactly!" The old patriarch said that he was sad and was wiping his tears with his sleeve.
"Okay, Liu Bei swears here, sooner or later he will be reinstated!"
"Really?" Waving his sleeves to stop everyone, the old patriarch's eyes were like torches.
"The eldest husband has a promise of gold, and he will not regret his death!"