Chapter 347: The Prime Minister Kills the Pig
Wang Yuerong looked at Jia Ping'an, and resentment suddenly surged in his heart.
After returning from Zhongnan Mountain, she began to have nightmares.
It's that scene every time.
The handsome face approached, and said evilly: "You are so handsome." ”
Then she would wake up and sweat profusely.
"Ever since that time, I've had nightmares and wake up sweaty, and I can't wait to skin you and eat your flesh."
Wang Yuerong gritted his teeth and said.
Jia Ping'an looked confused.
He didn't expect his words to make this woman look like this.
I was blushing a moment ago, but now I want to eat people.
"So-and-so also studied medicine, you ...... It's night sweats, right? Could it be kidney yin deficiency? ”
Jia Ping'an stretched out his hand to go over.
Wang Yuerong didn't move, and he grabbed his wrist.
Jia Ping'an squinted, and three fingers pressed her pulse, "Three fingers to diagnose three jiao, and the ghosts and gods have escaped so far......"
Wang Yuerong was suppressed.
Jia Ping'an frowned, "Go to a secluded place." ”
He needed to put a phrase up.
Wang Yuerong did not refuse.
Later, the two arrived at the Chang'an canteen and went all the way to Master Jia's private room.
"Sit down."
Jia Ping'an sat down across a desk from her and motioned for her to put her hand on it.
Wang Yuerong did so, but he felt ashamed in his heart.
Why did I listen to him?
Then she comforted herself: This thief said that he was the heir of Xinxue, and that he was so capable that he could not cure my illness.
Jia Ping'an's pulse diagnosis......
He wouldn't know at all, he just pretended.
"You ...... Liver and kidney yin deficiency. ”
He didn't know anything else, only one thing, night sweats were mostly yin deficiency.
What to eat for yin deficiency?
Wang Yuerong was a little nervous, "But how can I do it?" ”
Jia Ping'an stroked his non-existent beard and said with a smile: "You should have taken medicine for this matter, but you are afraid that you can't decoct medicine every day in the Chai family, right?" ”
The point is that he doesn't know the formula of the Rehmannia pill.
Wang Yuerong nodded, "It was okay before." ”
Is it being left out in the cold now?
Jia Ping'an felt that there was a play.
"Eat more black foods, such as fungus. In addition, the state of mind is the foundation. I'm afraid you've been restless lately. ”
He's just fooling.
But Wang Yuerong was angry all of a sudden, "This is all thanks to you!" ”
What does this damn have to do with me?
Jia Ping'an frowned, "Don't be rash." ”
Wang Yuerong sneered: "You intimidated me last time in Zhongnan Mountain......"
Jia Ping'an understood, last time he asked people to get something on the side of the road to scare Baling, but Baling didn't come out, but it scared Wang Yuerong.
"Blessings and misfortunes depend on each other."
Wang Yuerong sat there and didn't understand the meaning of these words for a long time.
Jia Ping'an sighed: "Looking at you...... It's a little thinner than when it was in Zhongnan Mountain, but it's getting more and more graceful. ”
Wang Yuerong's face was full of brilliance, and his heart was excited.
It is a virtue to praise a woman.
Jia Ping'an flickered a few more words, and then asked casually: "Look at your eye circles...... Didn't you sleep well last night? ”
It was said earlier that Wang Yuerong was graceful, and now it is said that she has dark circles.
Wang Yuerong couldn't help but touch his eyes, and said with a heartache: "Lang Jun and the princess have been talking about things last night, and I can't sleep with them." ”
Here it comes!
Jia scumbag sighed: "When is this coming, what else is going on." ”
Wang Yuerong said casually: "Lang Jun is furious......"
What can make Chai Lingwu angry must be last night.
"It's angry and hurts the liver, don't learn from him." Jia scumbag looked concerned.
Wang Yuerong was in a much better mood, "Lang Jun scolded Fang Yiai. ”
Good!
Message at hand.
Jia Ping'an was like a prostitute, lifted his pants and said: "There is something else, you can't stay here for a long time, so as not to be suspected, let's leave quickly." ”
Wang Yuerong thought about it, so he hurriedly went out of the back door and went around in a circle to buy things.
After shopping, she suddenly felt a shock.
Why am I being suspected?
From the moment she got off the carriage, she embarked on a road of no return.
It's over.
Wang Yuerong gritted his teeth and swore: "That thief must have the ability to demagogue, otherwise how could I get off the carriage?" Turn back and stay away from him, old and dead will not get along. ”
Looking back, she passed by the place where the vegetables were sold and couldn't help asking, "How do you sell black fungus?" ”
……
Jia Ping'an was very busy and went to invite a butcher to come to the door.
"Big hair!"
When he saw that his carefully fed pig was pulled out, Song did not let out a cry.
Du He punched and kicked for a while, "They are all animals, and they are raised to eat meat, as long as you are expensive, raising a pig is like raising a child." ”
The butcher is a veteran in killing pigs, and when he saw the big hair of Lao Jia's family, he praised: "This is the cleanest pig I have ever seen." ”
Later in the slaughter, the butcher is ready to throw away the pig offal.
"Stay!"
The butcher was stunned, "Uncle Wuyang, this thing stinks, and I can't eat it." ”
"There's a way."
Jia Ping'an has long missed the food!
Stir-fried fat sausage, marinated fat sausage, intestinal noodles......
Stir-fried pork liver, stir-fried pork belly......
Those people are also watching the excitement.
"I don't even eat this piggyback."
"Yes! It stinks. ”
Jia Ping'an asked people to take all the meat home.
Later, boil water in a large pot in the kitchen.
"Kill the pig!"
Jia Ping'an was a little greedy.
"Big bones go in and boil."
After beating the foam, Jia Ping'an ordered Cao Er to kill a chicken, and after the chicken blood coagulated, it was put in the soup and boiled together.
"What a clear soup."
This is the role of chicken blood, adsorbing impurities.
Then the bone broth is used as the soup base, the lean meat is sliced, and the pork liver is sliced......
Swish!
Although there is no chili, Jia Ping'an still makes a variant of back to the pot meat.
The meat is also good.
Buckle the meat for a few bowls.
Stir-fried pork liver and fat sausage.
The iron pot built by Lao Jia's family with a lot of money has been put to great use today.
Du He stood on the side, at first wanting to see the strange, but gradually, tears couldn't help but flow from the corners of his mouth.
Behind them, Wang Lao Er and Xu Xiaoyu were tearing while pulling the door frame.
Hong Yan pulled the other side.
Cao Er was already stunned.
"Lang Jun, this ......"
"Taste it." Jia Ping'an pointed to the fried vegetables on the side.
Cao Er tasted a piece of back pot meat.
Exploded!
"Is this a pig?"
He happily ate another slice, "This is better than mutton!" ”
Du He was also moved when he heard it, so he got a piece of back to the pot meat.
Chewy, fragrant and delicious.
"Oh!" He felt like he was eating the dishes of the gods.
"Xiao Jia!"
"Xiao Jia!"
Gao Yang came, but Song was sad in the pigsty, and everyone else was in the kitchen.
Fortunately, Ah Fu is here.
After entering the house, Gao Yang saw that only Ah Fu was there, so he shouted twice.
Swish!
The sound of stir-frying came.
Gao Yang went in and saw that Lao Jia's family was looking forward to it outside the kitchen.
What is it?
Gao Yang sniffed.
"It smells so good!"
The fragrance is getting stronger and stronger.
When Gao Yang arrived outside the door, he saw Jia Ping'an standing in front of the stove, holding a pot in his left hand and a spatula in his right hand to stir-fry, a chic mess.
Remove from heat.
"Get the buckle meat out of the steamer, be careful of the scalding!"
Jia Ping'an untied his apron and turned around to see Gao Yang.
"What is this?"
"Piggy."
Hey!
Gao Yang looked disgusted.
"It's time to eat!"
Cao Er shouted.
The case is set up.
Jia Ping'an also has a small hot pot there.
Everyone else is stir-fry.
Actuate.
The servants ate in their own place, and Jia Ping'an and Gao Yang were together.
It smells so good!
Gao Yang was really moved.
But thinking that this was pig meat, she didn't have the courage to put her mouth down.
A slice of back to the pot meat, a bite of rice.
A piece of buckle meat melts in your mouth, and then a bite of rice.
Stir-fried fat sausages are fragrant, and fried pork liver is even more delicious......
Jia Ping'an recalled his gluttonous career in his previous life while eating.
At that time, it was sometimes busy at noon, and a group of colleagues would get together to eat, and the must-order dishes were back to the pot meat, fried fat sausage and fried pork liver, which were super delicious.
Put the lean meat into the hot pot and dip it in the dipping water, which is delicious.
The pork liver is tender, and the lean meat is chewy.
Jia Ping'an ate heartily.
Gao Yang couldn't help but sandwich a piece of grunt meat.
Well?
Sweet and sour.
Hey!
It doesn't stink!
Gao Yang ate another slice of back to the pot meat.
Oops, can't stop.
Buckle the meat, fry the fat sausage, fry the pork liver.
She forgot about the princess's reserve.
When she found out that she didn't have a hot pot, she was furious. got up and came over and sat opposite Jia Ping'an.
Jia Ping'an: "......"
Our Datang is a separate meal system!
What are you doing here?
Gao Yang ignored it, picked up the lean meat in his pot, and dipped it in his dipping water.
She squinted, "Delicious." ”
The two of them operated as fierce as tigers for a while, and in the end they both ate a little too much.
Then he went to the study, and Jia Ping'an got something to soak and drink.
"How does it smell like wormwood?"
"It's June Frost. This thing was brought by someone from the south, and it was good to cool off the heat. ”
"Well, it's a little bitter, but it's sweet." Gao Yang looked at Jia Ping'an, "I don't want to ask how you got it, I just feel ...... It's not weird that you make anything, I'll just eat it. ”
"It's not complicated, it's simple."
Jia Ping'an talked about castration.
Gao Yang covered his mouth, "Castration can make the pork delicious, what about the palace servant?" ”
Hehe!
If Shao Peng heard this, he would probably vomit blood.
Gao Yang sat for a while, and then prepared to go back.
"I'm not going to say anything about it." She said very seriously.
"Just say it." Jia Ping'an just wants to let the people of the world eat more meat on their tables.
"Xiao Jia, your heart is broader than those prime ministers."
Jia Ping'an glanced at her bottom line, "That is, so-and-so's stomach can support the boat." ”
Gao Yang thought of the palace, "Then I might bring some to give away?" ”
"There's leftover in the kitchen, get a food box."
Jia Ping'an didn't seem to know that Gao Yang was going to send the emperor.
Later, Gao Yang appeared in front of Li Zhi with a food box.
"Don't ask, just eat."
……
"Lang Jun, Princess Gaoyang came out of the palace in high spirits, and she also brought a few big cars for rewards."
Xu Xiaoyu looked at the corners of his mouth and saw that there was still oil, most of them were just eating in the kitchen.
Jia Ping'an asked, "How are you practicing lately?" ”
Xu Xiaoyu's eyebrows fluttered and said: "Lang Jun rest assured, the second brother said that the ability to kill people is not under him now." ”
Damn!
Jia Ping'an felt that Wang Lao Er would be perverted sooner or later.
After eating, take a nap, and the sun outside the window is quiet.
There was a knock on the door, very lightly.
Ah Fu, who was playing in the tree, slipped down and ran to open the door.
It habitually shoots away.
The door bounced back, and Ah Fu still maintained a claw-waving posture.
Standing outside the door was Liu Zheng.
Ah Fu, who stood up, looked not small, with black ears, black limbs, and dark circles...... but the body was white.
The sharp claws are sharp when they look at it, and when Ah Fu opens his mouth, the sharp teeth are also quite scary.
Liu Zheng's first reaction, "Someone! ”
Li Tao didn't move.
The eldest grandson Wuji did not move.
Li Zhi at the back didn't move.
Xu Jingzong moved, he stepped forward and touched the top of Ah Fu's head, and said kindly: "Is your father at home?" ”
Ah Fu landed, turned around and left.
"Xiao Jia is at home." Xu Jingzong seemed to have learned the language of beasts, and his face was determined.
Du He came, and when he saw this group of bigwigs, he hurriedly shouted: "Xu Xiaoyu, let Lang Jun come." ”
He welcomed everyone in, and Jia Ping'an also came in a hurry.
Looking at the indentation lines on his forehead, Li Tao smiled: "At this time, I am not in Baiqi, and I actually go home to take a nap, which is not like words." ”
Jia Ping'an......
This is exculpation.
Jia Ping'an said with a smile: "They said that the pigs at home can be eaten, so they will go home and take a look." ”
Everyone stepped forward, and Li Zhi in the back came over.
I'll go!
Jia Ping'an's first reaction was to see the wrong person, and his second reaction was to order: "Go make tea and put more mutton fat." ”
Li Zhi said with a straight face: "You are going home without permission." ”
"Yes."
Absenteeism is absenteeism.
But what are you doing here?
Everyone sat down, and Li Zhi glanced at Xu Jingzong.
Lao Xu coughed dryly, "Xiao Jia! When you're hungry, what do you have to eat at home? ”
Jia Ping'an was happy, "There is food, and I just made good things not long ago." ”
Li Zhi glanced at Xu Jingzong again.
Lao Xu gave Jia Ping'an a look, "Something fresh." ”
"Then let's kill a sheep."
Jia Ping'an looked generous.
Xu Jingzong wanted to strangle him.
The emperors and prime ministers are here, who is rare for your mutton.
They are all coming for the so-called fragrant pork.
Previously, Li Zhi ate a dish made of pork, which was immediately fried, and immediately convened the prime ministers to discuss the matter. As soon as everyone summed up, hearing was false, seeing was believing, so they all came.
Jia Ping'an had a bitter face, "The butcher went back." ”
The eldest grandson Wuji said lightly: "The old man also killed sheep back then. ”
Li Tao said with a smile: "The old man also killed cows back then. ”
Cattle killing is forbidden!
But no one said.
Li Zhi clapped, "Just kill it like this." ”
He didn't worry about the meat he was cooking, so he had to kill it to verify it.
Jia Ping'an smiled bitterly.
But Xu Jingzong, who was familiar with him, asked in a low voice: "How can the old man feel that you are full of bad water, who are you going to trap?" ”
"Nope."
Jia Ping'an's face was sincere.
Are pigs easy to kill?
It's hard to kill!
If you want to control a big fat pig, you have to have a few big men.
In later generations, pigs were tied, Jia Ping'an liked to watch it when he was a child, the so-called white knife went in, and the red knife came out, which is to kill pigs.
These old arms and legs of the prime minister want to do it themselves......
"Lang Jun!"
When he learned that he was going to kill Ermao again, Song Bufu was sad.
The pig was dragged out, and Jia Ping'an smiled: "So-and-so won't slaughter this." ”
You brag a lot, come, kill a pig and show so-and-so.
The eldest grandson Wuji held his belly, "Come on, let's get started together." What about knives? To the British duke, he is very good at swordsmanship. ”
Li Tao's medical skills and knife skills have blossomed, and this work is well distributed.
Everyone stepped forward and surrounded Ermao.
The eldest grandson Wuji's gaze turned......
The crowd held their breath.
"Do it!"
Several prime ministers pounced.
Belch......
That's what the pig screams.
Ermao struggled hard.
Li Zhi stood outside the circle, watching Liu Zheng fly out, Yuwenjie lying on the ground, Zhang Xingcheng screamed, covered his ass and took a few steps back......
"Get out of the way!"
Chu Suiliang went up and pounced on the pig.
"Well done!" The eldest grandson Wuji assisted, and went up to hug the pig's head.
Ermao hissed, and as soon as he shook his buttocks, he threw Chu Suiliang out, and then began to run wildly.
The eldest grandson Wuji was dragged around his neck.
"Auxiliary, let go!"
Liu Zheng stomped his feet to chase.
is a good eldest grandson Wuji, only to see him turn over and lie on Ermao's back.
Jia Ping'an was dumbfounded.
One of the children shouted, "I'm going to ride a pig too!" ”
Li Zhi's face darkened.
A group of guards chased after him.
But no one dared to do it, for fear of injuring the eldest grandson Wuji by mistake.
"Get out of the way!"
Today, Li Jingye also accompanied him.
He drew his knife and stood in front of the pig's running path, raising it above his head.
"Don't hurt the eldest grandson." Someone was reminding him.
Li Jingye said very devotedly: "A certain will cut off the pig's feet." ”
Jia Ping'an stopped doing it when he heard it, "The pig feet are delicious." ”
Tut!
Li Jingye immediately changed his angle.
The pigs are getting closer.
"Kill!"
Slash through the sword.
The eldest grandson Wuji let go in time.
The pig was brought in this way, and immediately rolled over on its side, just avoiding the horizontal knife.
This luck is good, Jia Ping'an almost wanted to shout for the knife to stay here.
Li Jingye roared and pounced.
Well done!
Jia Ping'an shouted: "Good strength! ”
At this time, it is a fool not to give credit to his brother.
The pig was struggling hard, but Li Jingye held it firmly.
He even looked up and asked, "Brother, where to kill?" ”
Killing pigs and buttocks, each has its own way of killing, but Jia Ping'an only knows how to kill the neck.
"Stab your neck!"
Li Jingye reversed the horizontal knife and stabbed it in with one sword.
The horizontal knife was pulled out, and the pig's blood sprayed wildly.
"Let go!"
Pigs struggle violently at this time.
But Li Jingye didn't move.
Gradually, the magnitude and strength of the struggle became smaller and smaller.
it!
Jia Ping'an glanced back and saw that Li Zhi was shocked, so he lost no time in saying, "What a man!" ”
"Good!"
The crowd couldn't help but applaud in unison.
Li Zhi praised: "The grandson of the British Duke is brave, and he will be a famous general in the future." ”
Lao Li is a human spirit, and immediately saluted, "Thank you, Your Majesty." ”
That's what you said, don't regret it when the time comes.
The entourage hurried to help the prime ministers up, and after some inspection, the bruises and swellings were indispensable, but no one broke bones.
"If this pork meat is not delicious...... Liu Zheng limped and was about to explode.
Xu Jingzong was cheating and playing tricks just now, and he was left intact, "Don't worry, Xiao Jia's cooking skills, even a stone can make delicious food." ”
Are you praising me?
Pig teammates!
Jia Ping'an called someone to clean up.
"Boil hot water, make a hole in your foot, blow and shave."
This is a hard work, and several servants of Lao Jia's family took turns to fight, which blew the pig up.
The monarch and the minister were watching from the sidelines, and Jia Ping'an refused to go to the main hall several times to sit down.
"It's not interesting over there, it's interesting to look at this."
Disembowelment, followed by disposal.
"Freshly come out of the meat should be eaten slowly."
When Jia Ping'an ate pig-killing wine in his previous life, he couldn't stand the fishy smell of fresh meat.
Later, he took it upon himself and made a few dishes in front of everyone.
"You have all eaten the stir-fried dishes, I am afraid that there will be some means to suppress the fishy smell of the pork, but this hot pot is different, that is, the pork is boiled in soup, and the pork is cooked, the original taste, please try it."
Jia Ping'an retreated.
It was quiet inside at first.
"Try?"
Li Zhi spoke.
Xu Jingzong gritted his teeth and ate a piece of back pot meat, and then his eyes lit up.
Suddenly there were more sounds of eating and drinking.
Hong Yan went in to serve, came out later, and looked at Jia Ping'an's eyes full of worship.
"Lang Jun, Your Majesty, they eat so deliciously."
Lang Jun was just a knife, and he actually put the pig meat on the table.
Jia Ping'an said to Song Buchu with relief: "From now on, Datang will have one more kind of meat." ”