Chapter 001: Soldiers Go to the Battlefield
"Grass, although I will be discharged from the army tomorrow, I will have to go my separate ways, but I don't need to be poured to death like this, it's really boring!"
Han Li had a snort and lay down on his marching plank bed for the last time.
The corners of his mouth are still smiling.
He, who became a soldier at the age of eighteen, and an eight-year veteran Youzi, dedicated all his best years to the barracks, and of course, he did not live up to this time.
Eighteen times the first place in the whole army competition.
The absolute king of soldiers.
But there is a good saying, the iron battalion, the flowing soldiers.
His army is facing a comprehensive reorganization, and he has not been spared.
He was about to be discharged from the army, thinking of this, he couldn't help touching his military uniform, two lines of tears couldn't help but flow, gritted his teeth and scolded his mother, "Uncle, if there is a next life, I will still be a soldier, carry a gun to work, and be the gatekeeper of the republic." โ
Let's chirp, smack, the wine is strong, and then I fell asleep in a daze.
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"The Japanese devil is here, the Japanese devil is not a person, everyone hurry up and hide, hurry up and hide the woman."
"These Japanese devils are worse than ghosts, hide."
A heart-rending cry, accompanied by "Bang! "Bang!" "Boom!" The various sounds pierced Han Li's ears in a daze, and he woke up a little more half-asleep, only to feel that his throat was dry, his head was swollen, and he wanted to vomit uncomfortably.
"It's so fucking uncomfortable to drink overnight, hurry up and help me up, your Han Ye and I can still float a lot."
Han Li opened his eyes in a daze, but at first glance, he couldn't help but be stunned, it was not a military camp, but a high-end western-style building, and there was a Jesus cross hanging on it, like a church, "What is the situation, how did I get to the church." โ
At a touch, there was no longer a marching plank bed under him, but a soft blanket, scratching his head again and again, "It must be Liu Laohei's bastard who is playing pranks with me, uncle, see if I don't cut him." โ
shouted loudly, "Who the fuck is outside, hurry up and let me in and serve you Han Ye to get up." โ
This overnight drink was very uncomfortable, and the whole person seemed to be out of his body, rubbing his temples, and sat up first.
Prepare for decanting.
As a result, at this time.
Suddenly, a voice in his head "Ding! The sound appeared, which was extremely loud, completely waking up Han Li, and then another paragraph appeared, "Congratulations to the host Han Li, who came to the early stage of the fall of Nanjing City in the War of Resistance Against Japanese Aggression, and immediately matched to obtain a god-level summoning ability, which can summon everything in the world, all, everything!" โ
"The War of Resistance Against Japan? In the early stage of the fall of Nanjing City, what god-level summoning ability did you have!? โ
Han Li was puzzled, his head was a little confused, he thought in a daze, he was a little confused, and he couldn't understand the meaning of this sentence.
At this time, the outside "Ah! "Ahh A scream followed, attracting Han Li's attention, followed by a girl's throat-ripping cry, "Don't come here, get out of here, get out of here." โ
"Yo Xi, Yo Xi, Flower Girl, Flower Girl is big."
"Flower girl, take off your pants, drip."
"Hurry up, take off your pants."
"Don't mess around."
The cry was heart-rending and punctured the eardrum.
Han Li thought about it and went to see what the situation was.
I didn't wait for him to get out.
"Bang!" With a bang, the girl pushed the door open, crying in panic, "Don't come in, please, don't come in." โ
She was wearing a school uniform, a blue blouse, a short black skirt, and a mushroom-shaped student head, very much like a female student of the Republic of China, no, it was the dress of a female student of the Republic of China, she didn't see Han Li at all, she cried and hurriedly locked the door, shouting, "Please, let me go, I'm still young." โ
The people outside were pushing desperately, shouting, "Flower girl, don't get excited, we're very gentle." โ
"Flower girl, flower girl, open the door quickly."
Some other Chinese, some Japanese, and then when the girl desperately blocked the door, the three Japanese devils "Bang!" He laughed and held a spear, just by surprise, "We, very gentle." โ
"Japanese men are very gentle."
didn't say anything else, just turned over and over a few words, and surrounded the girl.
The girl picked up something and smashed it, shouting, "Help, help, wow." He cried like a frightened bunny.
The whole person was afraid of the green tendons bursting out.
Jap: "Wow! All of a sudden, he pounced on her and held her down, and the other two Japanese devils laughed and said in Japanese, "Searching for death, thinking about one, thinking about one." โ
Rub your hands and take off your pants, and let's talk about the sword girl together.
"What's that? What about filming a TV series, an anti-Japanese drama?! โ
Han Li sat up in confusion and shouted, "What are you doing, filming a TV series, as for the real thing?" Also, when I went out to shoot, uncle, didn't you see this person? โ
A jap gets all stripped of his clothes, revealing little JJ.
Well!? It's really small.
The girl cried heartbreakingly, and the performance of the absolute actress level, "Save me, save me, big brother, save me." โ
"Stop acting, goofs?"
Han Li didn't take it seriously.
Who would have thought.
A Japanese devil, "Soga! With a bang, he took a few steps over, stepped forward, and stabbed directly at Han Li with his very skillful bayonet, which could not be dodged at close range, and went straight to Han Li's chest.
It came too suddenly.
"My day your uncle, what about playing?"
Fortunately, he is short, only 1.6 meters.
Han Li is one meter eighty-five tall, tall and strong, he has been practicing in the army for many years, and he didn't give it for nothing, seeing the move, he kicked the situation, like Dapeng spreading his wings, he kicked it to the ground, "Fuck, you can constitute a murder crime, you know." โ
Angry.
As soon as he used force, his head was a little clearer, and he glared at those Japanese devil actors, "I'm not a fucking actor, what about the director, what about the video recorder, hurry up and stop it." โ
Look left and right.
The girl's blouse has been peeled off, revealing the soft flesh on her chest, which is big, very white, like a big white steamed bun, at least 36D, shouting, "Help me, these Japanese devils are not people, big brother, save me." โ
There are also some Jiangsu accents.
"I'll go."
Han Li looked left and right and didn't notice the VCR or anything like that, and realized that something was wrong.
Soon, the other two Japanese devils rushed over, their bayonets forward, shining sharply, wanting to kill Han Li, and their eyes were full of murderous aura.
There will be absolutely no fakes in this.
The murderous look in his eyes is not acted.
"Me Nima?! Is it all true? โ
Han Li was completely stunned, he thought of a word, time crossing, and the conversation in his mind just now flashed in his mind, and he instantly realized that he seemed to have crossed over.
Right here and now.
The voice just now appeared in his mind again, "Congratulations to host Han Li, as a novice, you have obtained the newbie gift package, and you can summon things three times without any conditions. โ
"Three unconditional summons?!"
Han Li somewhat understood at this time, he had crossed over, this god-level summoning ability seemed to be his golden finger, he gritted his teeth, and saw that the two Japanese devils were about to shoot him, so he shouted again: "Uncle, I want to summon an AK47." โ
The voice of the system sounded in my head, "Okay, host, one of the first three unconditional summons, coming soon." โ
"Bang!" A bang.
Out of thin air, an AK47 fell into Han Li's hand.
"Click!" "Click!"
Han Li's eyes were quick, and he immediately checked it, and sure enough, it was true, haha smiled, under the surprised gaze of the Japanese devil, "Bang! "Bang!" "Bang!" Bullets flew out.
The Japanese devil stared at him with big eyes and shouted, "Give dumplings." โ
"Let's give you a steamed bun, I still want to eat dumplings, eat a fart."
Han Li strafed.
The two Japanese devils with guns, as well as the Japanese devils who were shot away just now, all became meat holes at this moment, and they died, with "Goo!" in their mouths. "Goo!" of the foaming blood.
He who is dead cannot be in death.
"It's enjoyable."
Han Li dusted off the dirt on his body, stood up, looked at the AK47 in his hand, then looked at his body, and everything around him, and laughed, "Soldiers are going to be on the battlefield, I like this crossing." โ