"That's not good." Wang Xiao touched his chin, "If everyone writes it, won't no one drink it." It's better to do this, after writing it, everyone will judge together, and the one with the fewest votes will be punished for drinking. ”

Men are extremely aggressive, with the exception of licking dogs and beautiful men. Once there is competition, everyone immediately gets serious.

Everyone said that they could accept it, and they would definitely not be the worst anyway.

Li Xian and Li Dan's mother is Wu Meiniang, who is a competitive woman. So she is very strict with her children's education.

Although I suffered hardships when I was a child, I have learned everything I should have learned. Even if Li Xian looks chubby and stupid, he is not weak in poetry.

As for the sons and daughters of the noble ministers, they are also not bad.

One by one, the poems are composed on the spot, although they are not said to be good, but the minimum rules are still in line with everything.

Then, everyone's eyes fell on Wang Xiao.

"What do you think I do?"

"Dao Chief, it's your turn."

Wang Xiao was surprised: "I also want to compose poetry?" I thought I was judging. ”

Everyone was dissatisfied, saying that everyone was still relatively controlled when they drank before, and it was you Wang Daochang who provoked the matter.

Now that the fire is burning, you kindler wants to run by yourself. Dreaming.

Facing the clamor of everyone, Wang Xiao had no choice but to stand up and wave his hand: "I'm not familiar with these, if you don't do it well, don't dislike it." ”

Li Xian Li Dan said that it doesn't matter, everyone gets together to be happy.

Pei Yanxian also generously said that it doesn't matter if you can't write poems well, as long as you can drink.

Wang Xiao frowned and sighed, "Since this is the case, then the poor road will be ugly." ”

Everyone burst out laughing, Pei Yanxian was still shouting that it didn't matter if he was bad, as long as he could drink.

"Lanling wine tulips, jade bowls with amber light. But that the master may be drunk, and he will not know where it is. ”

Wang Xiao was embarrassed to give his hand, "It's a shallow learner, a game." Please don't slap you in the face. ”

“......”

You're slapping everybody in the face, okay!

"What's wrong, isn't it bad?" Wang Xiao sighed and said, "Poor Dao has never read any books, so he can only write this." If you can't get into your eyes, you will be punished with three cups. ”

watched Wang Xiao pour the wine, ready to punish himself with three glasses. Everyone came back to their senses and stepped forward to dissuade them.

It is said that Wang Xiao's poem is very good, and the good one can't be better. There is absolutely no need to punish alcohol.

"Really?" Wang Xiao raised his hand and wiped the non-existent sweat on his forehead, "I'm relieved." ”

Of all the people seated, Li Xian may not have been able to see anything, but others can vaguely detect that Wang Xiao may be pretending to be a fork. Especially Li Dan, he directly concluded that Wang Xiao was putting on a show.

Li Dan in history survived by pretending to be crazy and stupid under the power of Wu Zetian.

You must know that the Li family at that time was chased and killed by Wu Zetian and was almost killed.

Li Dan, like Li Xian, was once an emperor and could be used as an iconic figure against the banner.

Under normal circumstances, such people would be killed and killed.

Li Xian was able to escape, and that was because he was really kind-hearted and open-minded. Li Dan's words, that is relying on his own ability.

Of course, the most important thing is that both of them are Wu Zetian's own sons.

But if there is no such blood relationship, the bones will be gone long ago.

Wang Xiao lost the fun of writing poems and drinking all of a sudden.

The poems written by everyone are almost the same, and half a catty is only three taels off from eight taels.

But Wang Xiao directly threw a tonnage weight out, how do you let others play.

It's like Li Xian's honest comment: "Such beautiful poems, I can't write poems for another 30 years." ”

The party was quickly and sloppily over.

Everyone was devastated to the point that they couldn't do it. Writing poetry can't compare to others, and drinking can't compare to others. What is left for that, to make a background board.

In the days that followed, the number of visits by Li Xian increased significantly. Even Li Dan began to come over to visit every once in a while.

Li Xian's reason for coming was very simple, he wanted to get a magic medicine from Wang Xiao that could reshape his body.

Wang Xiao didn't prescribe a prescription for him, but just taught him how to exercise.

To put it bluntly, it is a basic exercise method such as sit-ups and push-ups. With a diet and perseverance, any body shape can be exercised into muscles.

Li Dan, who came over to watch the excitement, also felt interesting, and followed with a smile.

If there was only one person, Li Xian, who was tired and had a sore back, might have given up. But with his younger brother watching and following, he can't lose face for anything he says as an elder brother.

insisted on doing physical exercise, gave up eating beef and mutton and sugar every day, and Li Xian's chubby figure improved visibly.

I really saw the benefits, Li Xian, who had complained because of the hard workout before, stopped talking, and the standard training amount every day could be completed without urging himself.

On the day of the Double Ninth Festival, Li Xian came to Wang Xiao's house again. He didn't come this time to make a carriage, but to come on horseback.

patting his face that was gradually losing weight, Li Xian strode into Wang Xiao's house with his head held high.

"Dao Chief, my father ordered me to invite Dao Chang into the palace to participate in the banquet."

The Double Ninth Festival was designated as one of the three major festivals, and it had to wait until a hundred years later in the reign of Tang Dezong.

However, as early as the Han Dynasty, the Double Ninth Festival became a very important festival and was valued. The royal family also held ceremonial banquets and other events.

Wang Xiao put down the I Ching in his hand with some surprise, thought about it and asked, "Is there any good news from the imperial court?" ”

Since teaching acupuncture to Tai Hospital, Wang Xiao has not entered the palace for acupuncture treatment for Li Zhi for a while.

Now he was suddenly invited to a banquet, but there must be a reason. After all, Wang Xiao said that there was a rebellion in the north, which made Li Zhi very dissatisfied.

"Pei Xingjian, the servant of the Ministry of Officials, broke the Western Turkic rebels in Anxi and captured the rebel leader. The Emperor was very pleased. ”

"Oh."

That's right. When Pei Xingjian set off before, Li Zhi once asked Wang Xiao how the ending of the rebellion was.

Wang Xiao said that he would definitely win a big victory, and now this is the answer to his previous words.

Everyone likes to listen to good words, and Li Zhi was happy to invite Wang Xiao into the palace to participate in the banquet.

Even if it is an emperor, there are not necessarily many more entertainment items than ordinary people.

Drinking and watching singing and dancing all day long will be boring after a long time. This kind of thing to show off his martial arts has become the emperor's favorite.

There was no excuse, Wang Xiao took the riding horse brought by the groom and followed Li Xian to Daming Palace.

"Wang Dao Chief, riding skills are very good." Li Xian saw Wang Xiao riding the horse leisurely, and he could easily control it with his legs without too much control, and he was very surprised by Wang Xiao's riding skills.

"Needless to say, I've ridden more horses than you've ridden XX. Forget it, when I didn't say it. Let's compare and see who gets to Daming Palace first. ”

Li Xian, who was full of confusion, couldn't understand Wang Xiao's words, and he didn't know what he had ridden.

Seeing Wang Xiao riding out, he immediately shouted and followed.

Riding horses galloping on the street, especially doing this on Suzaku Street, was caught by the imperial history to hit the board.

What, you say that the one who gallops is the prince? Oh, then when I didn't see anything.

After Wei Zheng, the Tang Dynasty basically no longer had such a strong imperial history. As long as nothing happens and no one bumps into anyone, everyone just turns a blind eye and forgets it.

Come to Daming Palace, dismount, walk, and enter the palace.

It's no problem to run a horse outside, but if you still do it when you enter the Daming Palace, you're brain-dead.

Today's banquet is held by the Taiye Pool. The emperor's relatives, envoys from various countries, and honorable ministers are all over the place.

Easily quelled the rebellion of the Western Turks, Li Zhi's interest was obviously very high. Holding a wine glass, he kept raising his glass to everyone to drink.

Wang Xiao came to the arranged position and sat down, and Li Xian ran over to gather with his family.

A high-spirited emperor, a graceful and luxurious queen, a delicate and lovely princess, and a vigorous prince.

The family now looks so harmonious and peaceful, as if they are surrounded by a warm family atmosphere.

It's just that no one except Wang Xiao would have thought that the ending of this family in the future would be so cruel.

has been killing each other for decades, leaving an unforgettable family ethics drama in the history books.

After drinking a few glasses of wine, Wang Xiao heard Li Zhi shouting, "Bring people up." ”

Looking over, two dejected Turks walked up with their heads bowed.

"Meet the Heavenly Khan, long live long live long live."

One of these two people is the governor of Luyan Ashina Duzhi, that is, the ten surnamed Khan. There is also the Western Turkic Right Khan Li Shalu.

This rebellion of the Western Turks was instigated by the two of them.

The two of them simply came to Li Zhi to kowtow and ask for guilt. With tears streaming down his face, he said that he had failed the kindness of the Tang Dynasty and asked the emperor to punish Yunyun.

Li Zhi first denounced their rebellion, accusing them of colluding with the Tibetans to attack and harass the towns of Anxi. He said that they had sinned so much that they were not servants.

The two wept bitterly, kept kowtowing and said that their sins were unforgivable, and asked the emperor to punish them.

After that, Li Zhi changed his words, saying that for the sake of their contribution to the Tang Dynasty, their ancestors had made great contributions to the Tang Dynasty, and they were pardoned. In the future, I will stay in Chang'an City, where I can sing and dance.

The two of them howled and cried, thanked the emperor for his kindness, and expressed their willingness to be cattle and horses, and serve the emperor for the rest of their lives.

When the two were taken down, Wang Xiao pouted disdainfully.

What to do with such trouble, it saves a lot of trouble by directly clicking and wiping it down.

It is the best choice to seize their tribes, destroy their sects, and completely cut off the root cause. This kind of drama of wanting to capture and indulge is useless to these guys who claim to be descendants of the wolf god.

The nature of a wolf is that he submits to you when you are strong, just like a dog.

But once you are weak, you will immediately turn your face and pounce on you, bite your flesh, and drink your blood.

Emperor Li Tang has a good-looking nature, and he really doesn't know how to complain.

The reason why Tubo was able to become the henchman of the Tang Dynasty was that he even broke through Chang'an City. So many nobles in the city were tied with ropes and sent out of the city as gifts. The root cause is not altitude sickness, but Li Shimin brought thousands of craftsmen when he sent Princess Wencheng to get married.

Wang Xiao was too lazy to complain, he just wanted to drink.

He drank cup after glass with the wine jug until Li Zhi invited him over.