055 Too urgent? Tai chi!

Once upon a time, chrysanthemums were still a very beautiful, very pure, very, very flower, and were the favorite of a surnamed Tao in the Eastern Jin Dynasty.

I don't know when it started, but Chrysanthemum couldn't bear to look at it directly.

The world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient!

In order to show his disdain for "under the sun" and "unancient", Zhao Dazhui made a strong response: "I don't like chrysanthemums, no matter what kind of chrysanthemums they are. ”

"It's not a chrysanthemum ......"

Li Qiushui wanted to save it again, proving that his chrysanthemum treasure book was still very attractive, but was ruthlessly interrupted by Zhao Dazhui: "Don't say it again!" I'm not interested in chrysanthemums, I don't want to look at other people's chrysanthemums, and I don't like others to look at me. ”

Zhang Sanfeng still appreciates the fact that the little junior brother does not have the practice of "killing relatives with righteousness": "Senior brother, you understand things." In the future, let's follow my senior brother. It's not me who blows, the heroes of the three mountains and five mountains, as long as they report my name, who dares not to give me face? ”

Is this a master of the world, or a special social boss?

"A fart is out of the world, a fart is a master, it is a waste who has practiced and practiced without a heart."

Zhang Sanfeng did not forget to cite empirical evidence, and pointed at Li Qiushui: "Well, like this thing, I can't figure out whether I am a man or a woman." It's not a neurosis, is it? ”

can't beat others, and scolding is not an opponent, Li Qiushui and his group can only glare at Zhang Sanfeng twice, trying to kill him with their eyes.

Zhang Sanfengyan could be afraid of the small eyes to kill, and with a wave of his sleeves, a sour smell came to his face, making everyone retreat again and again.

Cooperate with Zhang Sanfeng's angry shout: "Don't leave yet, what about waiting for Lao Tzu to take care of the rice?" ”

Li Qiushui and his disciples were defeated by the double blow of body odor and bad breath, and retreated in panic.

Before leaving, Li Qiushui did not forget to fight for it one last time: "I hope that Master Hou has a chance, and he must come to see my chrysanthemum ......."

Zhao Dazhui roared angrily: "Get out!" If you dare to say that word again, I will destroy you together with my senior brother! ”

Li Qiushui had no choice but to leave slowly, and couldn't help but regret: "What a good chrysanthemum treasure book, why doesn't Uncle Huang know how to appreciate it?" ”

[Anchor, can we change the stalk? ] 】

[Yes, if you continue like this, the chrysanthemums will be ruined by you! ] 】

[It's really nothing unusual, change it, right? ] 】

[What to change?] Do you want to change the lotus flowers? 】

The opinions of the parents still have to be listened to, and Zhao Dazhui promised: "Refuse Huang, refuse to gamble, refuse to chrysanthemum." From now on, I will be a noble man......"

When I was packing tickets here, I saw a little eunuch come to announce Zhao Ji's dictation: "Please go to the imperial garden with the imperial uncle to enjoy the chrysanthemums!" ”

God, is this going to kill me?

"Get out! If you don't get out, Lao Tzu will be laughed at to death! ”

"Uncle Qiyu, the official family said that his chrysanthemums are magnificent, and they are rare varieties that are rare in a hundred years......"

"If you don't leave, I'll kill you!"

"Oh, the slave and maid are gone."

angrily blasted away the little eunuch, Zhao Dazhui explained pitifully in the live broadcast room: "If I say that all this is a coincidence, do you believe it? ”

[Don't believe it!] 】

[Don't believe it!] 】

[Don't believe it!] 】

……

"I don't believe it either!" Zhang Sanfeng said.

"It's your business! Do I need you to trust me? ”

No, can Zhang Sanfeng see the comments in the live broadcast room? Hell yes!

"That Li Qiushui's master is very weird, and the exercises he cultivates are both good and evil, and he is extremely ruthless. If I really want to reach the extreme, my pure yang magic skills may not be able to beat her. I don't believe it, you're not tempted? ”

Oh, it turned out to be about dancing practice, and it scared the baby to death.

But in order to practice peerless martial arts, he cut off little JJ in anger, is it really appropriate?

That's not an inspirational movie, it's a horror movie!

Isn't the young lady fragrant, isn't the big sister fragrant, why do you have to pursue the so-called first in the world? Let your magic work cover the world, and if you go down with one shot, you will still be blown into scum!

"Cut, haven't I ever played with artillery?"

When Zhang Sanfeng was bored, he really used to play artillery.

Although he couldn't hard-connect the projectiles that were emitted, he was confident that he would kill all the gunners before the guns were fired. Even if it had already been launched, he would have been able to avoid it in advance.

The solid iron ball really didn't put it in his eyes.

For this kind of blindly confident guy, Zhao Dazhui did not comment, and said two words lightly: "Tai Chi." ”

"Oh, you say I'm in too much of a hurry? Yes, Master also often taught me that my nature is like fire, that I am jealous of evil like hatred, and that I am anxious for justice and righteousness......"

Ignoring Zhang Sanfeng's boasting, Zhao Dazhui looked at the comments in the live broadcast room expressionlessly, and slowly said two sentences like an announcer reciting a script: "The avenue is above Tai Chi but not high." It is also said that it is easy to have Taiji, which is to give birth to two rituals, two rituals to give birth to four elephants, and four elephants to give birth to gossip. ”

I didn't forget to post in the live broadcast room: "Thank you Lao Tie, thank you Teacher Zhou, Teacher Cai, and it seems that there is also Teacher Jin." Please continue to introduce this kind of two-headed blockage, and see how I fooled Zhang Sanfeng into a cripple. ”

Maybe these words are very high and unfathomable, maybe they are full of mystical avenues, but Zhao Dazhui doesn't understand a word.

We are taking the route of being close to the people, not playing fantasy, and I don't understand the things that these gods are talking about, ducks!

Zhang Sanfeng is a fantasy player, and he is very familiar with this set: "My junior brother's memory is not bad, and he can also memorize "Zhuangzi" and "Yi Chuan", which is much better than me." The question is, what do you mean by endorsement? I don't like that. Back then, in order to ...... Don't say it, don't say it. ”

It is estimated that Zhang Sanfeng used to be a scumbag, and he was often beaten because he couldn't memorize texts.

As a more scumbag scumbag, Zhao Dazhui did not laugh at him, and continued to look at the teleprompter and recite: "Kindness is like water, and virtue is loaded." It is to overcome the rigid with softness, the weak to overcome the strong, and the four or two can dial a thousand catties. Yin and yang blend, endless. ”

Every sentence is like a giant hammer, hitting Zhang Sanfeng's helpless, weak, and pitiful heart.

Thanks to Zhao Dazhui, he didn't practice any literary and Taoist spells, otherwise with these few words, it is estimated that he would have a vision from the sky, a lotus flower from the sky, and a thunderstorm from the sky.

That's it, Zhang Sanfeng has been so thundered that he fell into deep thought and couldn't extricate himself.

After a long time, Zhang Sanfeng's eyes flashed, and he gently sent Zhao Dazhui to the side with a flick of his big sleeve, and muttered to himself: "Liangyi...... Four Elephants...... Gossip ......"

At the same time, Zhang Sanfeng has two qi of yin and yang, stepping on the gossip direction, pushing or blocking, or hitting or leading, with his hands like flowing clouds and water, antelope hanging horns, without stagnation.

As the pace became faster and faster, the movements in his hands became more smooth, and a small whirlwind was formed in the middle of the field, and the dead branches and leaves on the ground were sucked in, forming a big ball in Zhang Sanfeng's hands.

Zhang Sanfeng's white hair is flying, the more he plays, the more he plays, the wind is getting stronger and stronger, the ball in his hand is getting bigger and bigger, and the ball in his hand is spinning faster and faster, as if he wants to suck up all the garbage around him.

When manpower is poor.

Zhang Sanfeng is not a super vacuum cleaner after all, and he does not have the ability to shatter the void. When he was about to lose his play, he shouted: "Open!" ”

The ball formed by the dead branches and rotten leaves instantly fell apart and scattered in all directions, scattering Zhao Dazhu's face.

"Phew!"

Zhao Dazhui spit out the leaves in his mouth, pointed at Zhang Sanfeng's nose and scolded: "You old thing, you practice martial arts, practice martial arts, what's the matter with the garbage all over the place?" How much work will this add to the little eunuch who sprinkles and sweeps, and is there any public morality? ”

A master is a master, where would he care about the feelings of the low, Zhang Sanfeng waved his hand very chicly: "That's not important." Senior brother, didn't you notice, did I break through? I've broken through! ”

"Oh."

"Aren't you happy for me?"

"No, no."

"Why?"

is like a child who scored 100 points in the exam, waiting for the praise of adults, but ushered in a sentence of "don't pay attention", Zhang Sanfeng's face collapsed.

"Oh, I see! This is your perception of junior brother, you have long been familiar with and mastered, that's why you are so calm, isn't it? ”

Well, it's a showdown, I'm really not a peerless master!

What makes you have such a misunderstanding that your brain is so powerful? Drink eight walnuts?

In order to avoid possible discussions, Zhao Dazhui could only say: "Well, I understand a little, I understand a little." ”

"Senior brother is so humble, it doesn't match the style of this sect!"

Fools are humble, I have seen old men and old ladies on the side of the road playing tricks Tai Chi, where will this "super vacuum cleaner" magic skill?

Also, what the hell is the style of this faction?

"This school takes the master as the founding patriarch, and has always paid attention to indifference and ambition, tranquility and far-reaching, and convincing people with virtue."

Convince people with virtue? It doesn't look like it!

Even if you subdued Li Qiushui and those people just now, I didn't see how noble your character was!

"She can't beat me, won't she just take it? It is virtue to persuade with your mouth, and it is also virtue to subdue with your fists. Brother, you are so kind! ”