Chapter 473: Guan Yu's godson
Chapter 473: Guan Yu's godson
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Bei Yu died, the rest of the army was scattered, and Guan Yu led the army to chase and kill for a while, and then returned to Luo County. However, Guan Ning did not immediately open the city to greet him, but stood on the head of the city and asked Guan Yu about his origin, and asked his people to hang the seal ribbon on the city head to inspect it. Guan Yu said in his heart, we came all the way here, we didn't even drink saliva, and immediately went into battle, don't you say thank you for saving us, and guard us like thieves?
Implying a sense of anger, Guan Yu asked Guan Ning after entering the city: "I am fighting with the enemy, why don't you send troops and horses to support the city and flank the enemy with me?" ”
Guan Ning said calmly: "There are too few soldiers and horses in the city to send support. ”
Guan Yu asked again: "The enemy is outnumbered, if I am defeated and defeated under the city, will Guan Junhou just stand at the head of the city, sit idly by and be indifferent?" ”
Guan Ning said that my task is to defend Luo County, if you are really defeated, then where did you come from, hurry back.
Guan Yu wanted to kill Guan Ning angrily, and asked himself why he was deliberately making things difficult and refusing to open the city quickly.
Guan Ning stiffened his neck and replied: "The military order is in my body, I don't dare to be negligent, don't say that General Guan is here, even if the general of the chariot is here, he must also be checked!" ”
Three questions and three answers, looking at this somewhat stubborn little soldier, Guan Yu not only lost all his anger, but also became happy.
"It's rare that we all have the surname Guan, and five hundred years ago we were the same, or ...... I'll be your father, right? ”
Guan Ning was stunned, and said in his heart, is this one too drunk, why do you want to be a father when you open your mouth? No wonder the face is so red, the people are so fierce, and the war is so desperate. But it's not nice to say that this kind of thing is a son! I'm your dad, and our whole family is your dad!
Guan Yu didn't know Guan Ning's slander, and said seriously: "Baby, now that you are a subordinate of the Che Cavalry General, I can't let you bear the name of betrayal, but if you become my son, I can open my mouth to ask the Che Cavalry General for you." Although your father is not in an official position and I don't have much money, have you looked at my knife? You carry it for me, and with it, it will definitely make our father and son famous all over the world in the future! ”
Guan Ning "cooed", swallowed and spit, looked at Guan Yu's treasure knife full of teeth, and hesitated for a while.
"This knife is called a cold saw, and it weighs ......"
Seeing Guan Yu digging into the corner of the wall, Jian Yong was also on the side to help, originally wanted to say "it weighs eighty-two catties", but after thinking about it, the Qinglong knife turned into a cold saw, adding so many openings, it must not be as heavy as the original, so he wittily changed his words and said: "It weighs seventy or eighty catties." ”
Then Jian Yong said to Guan Ning: "Your father once used this knife to slash Huang Zhong, Hua Xiong, and Tai Shici. And your uncle is a member of the Han family, the supreme great-grandson, and the current Annan general Liu Xuande! Your father and son recognize each other here today, and in the future, they will jointly protect the Han family and become famous all over the world, and you will surely achieve a good story. Yongdang congratulates the second brother of Guan and waits for the Xiaoguan army. ”
Speaking of the people Leng Yan sawed and chopped, it seems that none of them were chopped to death, right? However, no matter how "spicy" it is, as long as you recognize the father in front of you, you will have a backer in the future, and you will even become the eldest nephew of General Annan, and even become a distant relative of today's supreme.
So, Guan Ning was full of longing...... No, it's "full of arms."
Reverence" knelt on the ground, and said: "Daddy, please accept the children!" ”
If it is not counted according to the male and female, perhaps, people in this world can be distinguished in other ways, one is "give birth to a son like Sun Zhongmou", who praises who is like his own son, and the other is "The father of the gold lord loves you", and whoever is photographed will be his father. As the saying goes, "the sky is against the earth, the rain is against the wind, and the continent is against the sky." Tigers and leopards against licking dogs, heroes against! ”
The word "adult" originally simply referred to "parents and elders in the family", but later evolved into a special term for "subordinates to superiors, and people to officials". Later, the word "dad" doesn't need to be explained, right? Heroes don't know how to bend their knees, but the cheap race keeps pace with the times, and I see those "active evolution things" on TV all day long, obviously a lot of age, full of old wrinkles, and call dad when I catch the rich, and I am proud of it, I feel cute, cute, don't don't. The so-called "thunder is faint, foggy, and the sun is in the sky." Tigers and leopards are executed, licking dogs are born everywhere! ”
Ordinary people can't understand tigers and leopards, and they can't understand licking dogs. Since "adults and fathers" have been taken out by you and sacrificed to the powerful and rich, how should you be commensurate with your mother's spouse when you return home?
Old and immortal?
Old bastard?
Old shriveled calf?
Perhaps only such a title can last a little longer, so as not to be robbed, because the licking dog does not dare to dedicate such a title to its "new adults and dads".
What's that......
If you look at it from this point of view, I don't know if Dahan's "dog licking culture" has been around for a long time, but it is certain that Guan Yu is willing to accept Guan Ning as his godson, and it is really "I am good for you, look at it differently".
"Well, my godson, tonight our father and son will sleep together and teach your father the art of war and war strategies!"
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Liu Bei took Zhang Fei, Chen Jie and a thousand soldiers and horses to take the waterway, originally to take Yiyang directly, but they had a long way to go, and they were sailing against the current, so the speed was not faster than Guan Yu. After crossing Dongting Lake, seeing the defeated soldiers of Bei Yu who fled back one after another, Liu Bei immediately had a plan, planning to let people also pretend to be defeated soldiers and blend into Yiyang City.
But the question is, who should be sent?
Zhang Fei was anxious to ask for battle, but his face was too peculiar, looking like a big chestnut with a hairy face, even if Bei Yu was dead, no matter how chaotic Yiyang City was, it was not easy for him to get in.
Liu Bei wanted Chen to lead the troops, but Chen said in his heart, we were originally sent across the river, that is, to guard the eldest prince, it will be over, but you have to let us fight. Well, it's not interesting enough to help you row and lead the way? Now you still want me to take dozens of people to take the lead for you and work hard? So Chen just didn't pick up the stubble, pretending not to understand what Liu Bei meant.
In the end, it turned out to be Chen Zhuo's deputy general, Gan Ning Gan Xingba took the initiative to ask Ying, and was willing to go to the city of fraud.
It is said that Gan Ning was originally a strong man in Ba County, and he didn't like to live a down-to-earth life, so he liked to mix in the underworld, and led a group of gangsters to wander around all day long. And this baby is very sassy, wherever she goes, she has bird feathers on her head, and she is equipped with a bell, both like an aborigine, and like a domestic cat, and even when the boat is docked, she uses brocade as a cable, and she doesn't want to cut it directly when she goes. Gan Ning's "boss position" is not fooled, he likes to kill people, and he will kill anyone who is not pleasing to the eye, including government officials, so the people of the time called him "Jinfan thief".
What's the problem?
Zhang Lu was sent to Luoyang to be the head of the sect, and Chen Ran guarded Hanzhong, so Yizhou Mu Liu Yan was hopeless in Hanzhong, so he set his sights on Jingzhou early. Jingzhou Mu Liu said in his heart, everyone is surnamed Liu, why bother with the surname Liu? In front of my own eyes, Nanyang is less than half, Jingnan is unstable, it's all rotten, it doesn't matter if you don't help as an uncle, you always want to be messy, what do you mean? Therefore, Liu Biao also sent people to Yizhou early, secretly encouraging those who were dissatisfied with Liu Yan and adding chaos to him.
Gan Ning is one of the more famous people who were encouraged by Liu Biao, because Liu Biao said, no matter how big your baby is, it will be black, as long as you help your brother get this done, and Brother Hui will let you be a general, it will be white!
So, Gan Ning reversed, was beaten by Liu Yan and looked for bells all over the ground, and then jumped to Jingzhou. Liu Biao took a look, oops, Brother Gan Ning is here, didn't you let Liu Yan beat him to death? It's really "amazing"! The subtext in my heart is actually "pity".
In the final analysis, Gan Ning is a thief and a scourge, sandwiched between Liu Biao and Liu Yan, a mixed underworld who fights with other cultural people, do you still want to bargain? Liu Biao is just using him, do you really think he will treat him as a guest? In fact, don't mention how disgusted you are, and you have to be careful. He's like this, I dare to put it in Nanyang? He has sold Liu Yan, if he is fooled by Han Zhengjun and sells me again, who will I talk to?
Therefore, Liu Biao sent Gan Ning directly to Jiangxia.
Huang Zu also disliked it, and said in his heart, if there is a good thing, don't think about me, get me such a thing, what's the matter, do you think we have a stable life in Jiangxia?
Therefore, taking advantage of the establishment of Wuchang County this time, Huang Zu sent Gan Ning to Chen as a deputy general, and counted on Gan Ning to give the "Han Dynasty Zhengshuo" in Wuchang a scourge.
However, after experiencing these things, Gan Ning gradually matured, and said in his heart, if we want to become white, in addition to beauty and dermabrasion, we need to make some contributions, otherwise we will be disliked wherever we go.
So, naturally, Gan Ning took the initiative to ask for orders to fight.
More than 80 people were selected to form a Fraud City Commando, most of whom were old Ganning troops or acquaintances. In addition, he also captured a few defeated soldiers who really escaped from Luo County, and kept them to prepare to deal with inquiries in Yiyang City. Because of the need for the suddenness of the blow, Liu Beijun did not set up a camp, and the soldiers either stayed on the boat or hid in the water. After a full meal, Gan Ning took the lead in putting on makeup for the team, some of them were not fully armored, some of them were stained with blood, and some of them had muddy faces, looking like a group of defeated soldiers who had been defeated from the battlefield. However, if you are careful, you will find that the blades and arrows carried by this group of defeated soldiers are completely very.
At dusk, Liu Bei personally came to the hiding place of Gan Ning and the others, patted Gan Ning on the shoulder and said, "New father...... No, Xingba! ”
Gan Ning almost agreed, and said in his heart, this General Annan is also polite, right?
At this time, the attendant brought a glass of wine, Liu Bei took it personally, and said again in front of Gan Ning: "Xingba, this battle is the first battle of our department to pacify Jingnan, you are my vanguard, bravely move forward, and keep it in mind." In the coming days, you will be rewarded for your meritorious deeds, and you will be rewarded with the loyalty and courage of the Supreme Being. Come, drink this cup, and wish Xingba Ma success! ”
took Liu Bei's wine and drank it all, Gan Ning immediately said sonorously: "Thanks to the general's refusal to give up, this time I will go to Yiyang, and I will definitely make great contributions, and there will be no retreat!" ”