Chapter 117: Waste of Water
The arrival of Li Tao made Baiqi happy for a morning.
At noon, Jia Ping'an just wanted to sneak out to eat.
"Jia Wenwen, someone in the palace is looking for you."
Who?
Jia Ping'an probed out.
The long-legged girl came in with a scumbag.
"It's a peerless girl!"
Master Jia hurriedly invited her in.
"Tea?"
Jia Ping'an was spying on Wei Wushuang's mentality.
Since the last time we went to Diezhou together, this sister seems to be a little more indifferent.
Wei Wushuang shook his head.
As soon as she fished it with both hands, she scooped it up behind her back and turned it into a wedding dress.
Tut!
This thin waist and thick chest are enlarged and long legs......
This sister paper ......
Jia Ping'an touched his nose and felt that the long-legged girl still had a good impression of herself.
"They said you got the grandson of the British prince yesterday." Wei Wushuang looked at Jia Ping'an and thought to himself, is this person really a broom star?
"Nothing." Jia Ping'an said with a straight face: "The broom star is just a rumor. ”
He's lying.
Wei Wushuang frowned, "Then how did you cure him?" ”
It's just a rebellious teenager, and the battle is so big, isn't it interesting?
Jia Ping'an said lightly: "Knowing is reasonable, moving is emotional, and the most important thing is to be empathetic." ”
Empathetic?
Wei Wushuang stared at him, motionless.
Blink before anyone?
Jia Ping'an's heart was happy, and he also looked at each other.
This girl has big eyes, a smooth forehead, and a straight nose...... The lips are rosy and full......
Why is he so rude?
There are many cheats circulating in the palace, such as if you want to test who is telling lies, then stare at him. Wei Wushuang just wanted to lie detector, but Jia Ping'an's gaze was not very calm, so he brushed her face.
Jia Ping'an's gaze moved downward......
Blinked.
Hehe!
He smiled indifferently.
Wei Wushuang said coldly: "Are you lying? ”
The emperor asked her to ask.
Jia Ping'an's heart moved, stared at her eyes, and said seriously: "A certain person can lie to anyone, even when he sees you, those lies can't be said......"
Shameless!
Wei Wushuang stood up.
"Don't move!"
Jia Ping'an stretched out his hand......
It's slow.
Wei Wushuang was stunned.
How dare he be so rude?
But she was like she had been immobilized, and she couldn't move.
Jia Ping'an's hand pressed on her shoulder, and when she withdrew it, there was an extra thread in her palm.
Wei Wushuang's eyes were filled with annoyance, and his long legs swept away.
Hehe!
Jia Ping'an had already prepared, one bowed his head, and his long legs swept over his head.
"You are a jade-like person, so I can't see a little debris on your body."
Wei Wushuang snorted coldly and went out immediately.
Jia Ping'an touched his cuffs......
Threads, leaves, rice grains......
A steady man has to take precautions and make various preparations in advance.
I'm so talented.
In the afternoon, the people of the hundred horsemen went to the Wuxiang Building.
Meng Liang didn't go.
It's a good sign that he's struggling.
When he arrived at the door of Wuxiang Building, Tang Xu said with a wink: "It's packed today." ”
Shao Peng glanced at Jia Ping'an, who was pretending to be calm, and said, "There is too much money." ”
Tang Xu turned around and asked, "Xiao Jia, are you willing to give it?" ”
Leave your sister!
Jia Ping'an said arrogantly: "Willing!" ”
Unless you're sure you want to refuse, don't hesitate. Otherwise, if you are invited and the money is spent, everyone will say that you are stingy and stingy, is this unjust?
"Hahahaha! Coax you! Tang Xu patted Jia Ping'an's shoulder, "Xiao Jia is the atmosphere." ”
Lao Tzu's heart is dripping blood.
Jia Ping'an smiled.
Then you have to be silent, don't beep.
"Jia Lang ......"
The bustard's shouts were earth-shattering.
Today, she was dressed thinly, and when she rushed out, it looked like a wave of flesh.
Bang!
This wave of meat hit Jia Ping'an, and then took his arm, "Jia Lang hasn't been here for a long time, Yaxiang doesn't think about the tea and rice you think, and she has lost a lot of weight." ”
Can I still help people lose weight?
Jia Ping'an really wanted to start a weight loss class, but when he thought that Datang was plump and beautiful, he felt that he would lose all his pants.
As soon as he entered the door, the old bustard raised his head and shouted earth-shatteringly: "Yaxiang ......"
As soon as the piano sounded, Yaxiang in a light red dress came from upstairs.
"I've seen Jia Lang." Yaxiang's face was ruddy, and she was very affectionate on the other side of Jia Ping'an, which made Jia Ping'an obviously feel it......
Where is this thin?
The bustard is indeed a liar.
Ay!
Mistake the routine for love!
Then sat down, and Masaka whispered some words of thanks on the side.
Since the last time Jia Ping'an gave that poem, her fame has become more and more famous, and she can win a lot of money by singing two songs every day.
It's a bit of a singer.
Yaxiang took Jia Ping'an's arm and found that it was all muscles.
He's so strong!
Jia Ping'an saw that her face was crimson, so he asked, "What's wrong?" ”
"Jia Lang." Yaxiang's eyes were full of water, "The slave wants to thank you." ”
"Another day." Jia Ping'an's voice is still the same.
This man is really a promise.
Masaka looked at him, then at the other men, and suddenly felt that what was in front of her was the bright moonlight, and the others were pitch black.
"Jia Lang, you are like the bright moonlight."
How does this sound familiar?
The bright moonlight in front of the bed, the cinnabar mole in the heart......
Jia Ping'an saw that Lao Bustard and Tang Xu went to a dark place.
Dog men and women!
He saw Qiaoyun.
Qiaoyun is coming.
The woman looked pitiful, blessed, and then prepared to sit down.
"There's no place for you here!" Jia Ping'an was as indifferent as an ice cube.
Qiaoyun was stunned, "Jia Lang ......"
"Stay away!" Jia Ping'an waved his hand.
Yaxiang was by his side, and when she saw that he was not moved by Qiaoyun's appearance, she couldn't help but be intoxicated.
This is a great man!
Tang Xu came back later, looking as usual, but Jia Ping'an still went to ask.
"Captain, what's the matter?"
The meritorious madman Xiao Jia is not in vain, this enthusiasm makes Tang Xu and Shao Peng both smile and are very satisfied.
"Huang Yao, the provincial secretary of the door, was drinking in Wuxiang Building, and after drinking, he said that they only counted what they said in this world."
This is a pig's head.
No, it's not a drink.
If you have something in your heart, you don't dare to say it on weekdays, you don't want to say it, and you say it even more vigorously after drinking, which is the way to get into trouble.
"How is Huang Yao on weekdays?"
As soon as Jia Ping'an asked, he felt that it was wrong, and hurriedly gave it up, "I took the liberty of it." ”
Tang Xu smiled: "What are you presumptuous, that Huang Yao pretends to be like this on weekdays, but I didn't expect it to be like this." ”
I didn't expect this thick-eyed and big-eyed one to have a problem.
"Captain, do you want to do it?" Jia Ping'an's face was as jealous as hatred.
Tang Xu shook his head, "I want to tell you." ”
On the other side, the bustard and Yaka stood together and spoke in a low voice.
"You can't hold that young man." The old bustard said lightly: "Tang Xu is the leader of the hundred horses, but he values him very much, why?" That's what it is. Yaxiang, a capable man...... They won't hide in the house and watch over the women, so give up. ”
"But he was soft-hearted." Yaxiang recalled Jia Ping'an's words and deeds, and said with a smile: "I don't ask for any upright lady, it's okay to be a concubine!" ”
The old bustard shook his head, "Woman! As a concubine, you become a man's plaything. ”
She looked at Yaxiang and said seriously, "You can't stand those days." After saying that, the bustard left.
"I'm ......" Yaxiang just wanted to speak, Qiao Yun came over quietly and sneered: "You pester Jia Lang all day long, but he refuses to look at you more, do you know why?" ”
Masaka shook her head.
Qiao Yun said softly: "Because you don't know how to tempt men, but I am proficient in this, Yaxiang, you go and get him drunk, let him stay here, and I will help you ......"
Yaxiang Muran looked at her, and suddenly her hand moved.
Syllable!
Qiaoyun covered his face, gritted his teeth and slapped him.
Masaka avoided and sneered, "You think I don't know your idea? Meng Liang didn't come, you panicked, and you wanted to find someone rich and powerful to continue to coax. Do you really think I'm a fool? Get lost! ”
On the second day, as soon as Jia Ping'an arrived at Baiqi, he received the task.
"Go and stare at Huang Yao, get the handle, and do it immediately."
Tang Xu patted him on the shoulder, "Your Majesty just praised Baiqi, Xiao Jia, do a good job." ”
Jia Ping'an set off with a team of 100 horsemen.
They couldn't get in, so they could only squat.
"How about this Huang Yao?" Jia Ping'an needs news.
Bao Dong said: "He is a person in a small circle, and his brother-in-law Li Shang seems to have some business in Dongshi. ”
Jia Ping'an then went to the blacksmith winery.
Many of them are still practicing calligraphy.
"Why do you want to practice calligraphy?"
Duoduo raised his head, and his long hair slid back like a waterfall over his shoulders, "Aya has always wanted to have a son who writes well, but unfortunately he doesn't. ”
"Li Shang, do you know?"
"Yes."
Many people frowned, "There are many people under him, and he has received dozens of secret prostitutes, and he is very proud." ”
"Secret prostitute, no one cares?"
"There's someone above him." Duoduo glanced at Jia Ping'an, she also thought that there were people on it, but there was no way, until she met Jia Ping'an.
"Got it!"
What do you know?
Many are puzzled.
Jia Ping'an looked at the water stains on the table and said sincerely: "Don't practice." ”
"Why?" Many people got up, ready to listen to the multi-talented teenager's advice on calligraphy.
"Waste of water!"
A lot of hands touch the back of the waist......
I really want to chop him!
Jia Ping'an went out, stood at the door, and raised his hand.
The footsteps grew denser.
A group of 100 horsemen assembled.
"Took Li Shang."
"Whoa!"
Hundreds of horsemen crossed their hands in unison.
Jia Ping'an walked out from the middle, and everyone followed.
"He's so powerful?" Many people remember that Jia Ping'an was just a clerk with little foundation last time, and now he can come out with a team of 100 horsemen to get people.
"Check it out." She sent her brother with her.
The crowd went all the way to a liquor store, where some people were drinking, and the atmosphere was very cheerful.
"Phew!"
The door was kicked open, and the man inside was stunned with his bowl.
The man in the middle was Li Shang, and he scolded: "Cheap dog slave, kill him!" ”
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