Chapter 179: Pretending
Han Xiaosheng was very excited, and Li Dawei was very worried, just now this score is two points worse than his 'house slaves'.
Since it is the city lord's 'competition' to recruit a son-in-law, of course he will not be stingy.
After four of the six games, it was getting dark, and it was time for dinner.
A grand feast, even the servants have food, although they can't be with the 'master', but after all, they have been 'valued' by the master.
Li Dawei chatted with Han Xiaosheng as he walked, "Brother Han, do you feel good?" β
Han Xiaosheng looked left and right like a thief, and whispered, "Big... Brother Dawei, I don't think this is very good! β
Li Dawei pouted and said, "Do you think that among these people present, there are any people who know more about the 'plum blossom seal' than you?" β
Han Xiaosheng straightened his waist and said confidently: "Of course not!" β
"You have to always have this self-confidence, you don't see that group of people don't know how to pretend to understand, so you firmly believe that yours is right, as the son of the county guard, it's normal to have this attainment!"
Han Xiaosheng nodded and said, "Big... Brother Dawei, what you said is very true. β
Li Dawei sighed and said: "This is the advantage of having the right to speak." In the future, you will be the authority in this regard, and you have the final say. β
Han Xiaosheng was thoughtful.
At this time, Fan Youxian walked over and greeted, "Han Shi's nephew! β
Han Xiaosheng saluted respectfully: "Hello Master Fan!" β
Fan Youxian said with a little embarrassment: "Today I saw the lost 'plum blossom seal', the old man was happy to see the hunt, and he cheekily asked his nephew for it, I don't know if my nephew can give it to me." β
Han Xiaosheng was taken aback, and hurriedly said: "Fan Shibo is in love, I just have a little experience in this, it is rare that Shibo has the heart to guide the younger generation." It's just that this subword is in Sima City Lord's place. β
"Hehe, Han Shi's nephew is too humble" Fan You stroked his long beard and said a little embarrassed: "I have asked the city lord for it, and the city lord originally intended to cut his love, as long as you agree." β
Han Xiaosheng saluted and said, "I hope Fan Shibo will give more advice." β
Fan Youxian seemed to be 'not idle', and left in a hurry when he saw that the original owner agreed.
Li Dawei smiled: "How? See. In fact, Brother Han can write all the words with 'plum blossom seal', and make it clear that yours is right. In this way, you are the authority in this regard. β
Han Xiaosheng nodded, and then bowed: "Thank you Brother Dawei for your advice." β
Li Dawei complained in his heart, aren't the so-called 'masters' of later generations like this? If you have the right to speak in a certain aspect, that is the authority that you should not give.
At this time, the second-place player in mathematics took the initiative to come over and saluted Li Dawei: "Under Zhu Yuanqing." I said goodbye last time, and I haven't thanked you for your help for a few days."
At this time, Zhu Yuanqing was dressed as a scholar and was quite heroic.
"Brother Zhu is polite, the two of you" Li Dawei replied: "Brother Zhu is also a mathematical genius." β
Zhu Yuanqing blushed and said: "I was still conceited about the 'number' of one way, and when I saw that the two of you completed it within a stick of incense, I was unconvinced in my heart, and after listening to your solution, I realized that it was far from you." β
With such a compliment, Han Xiaosheng's face turned red.
Li Dawei modestly replied: "'Number' is a way, the mystery is endless, and I only know a little about the surface."
Zhu Yuanqing hesitated for a moment and said: "Listening to what Brother Dawei said about using 'Arabic' numerals to calculate, if you think about it carefully, it is indeed extremely convenient."
Li Dawei said with a smile: "Brother Zhu doesn't need to be so subtle. In fact, if you master some more arithmetic methods, then you will find that the 'number' is as vast as a sea of smoke. β
Zhu Yuanqing's face turned red and said, "I don't know if Brother Dawei can teach you." β
"It's nothing, I can teach you some simple skills first" Li Dawei said indifferently: "For example, the 'four operations', if you can apply them well, can also simplify many problems." β
With Li Dawei's explanation, Zhu Yuanqing's eyes brightened the more he listened, and he looked overjoyed.
Han Xiaosheng lacks talent in this area, but he just feels that what his Dawei brother said is so profound, and he looks like he is 'unconscious'.
'Zhong Ming Ding Shi', a symbol of identity and status.
Li Dawei frowned, this thing is either 'boiled' or 'stewed', and you can still feel a trace of astringency when you eat it carefully, which is a matter of salt; as for the original ecological taste of meat, such as the 'smell' of mutton and the 'fishy' smell of fish, it has not been well removed.
Even so, in this era, it should be 'top-notch' cuisine, and everyone eats it with relish, frequently bows their heads, and praises each other.
Li Dawei moved the table to Han Xiaosheng: "Brother Han, it's very boring to share a table, eating alone." β
"Please... I can't ask for it. Han Xiaosheng said happily: "The food in the City Lord's Mansion is really good, and I feel the delicacy of the world when I taste it again", and then poured himself a drink, smashed it and smashed it, with a satisfied face.
Li Dawei pouted and said: "Brother Han, I have to criticize you, I have too little knowledge, and this thing can barely be eaten, to be honest, these are all fed to pigs in my hometown." β
Han Xiaosheng was stunned for a moment, and said suspiciously: "That... Why do you eat too? β
"Now the price of pork has risen!" Li Dawei said with a smile: "The key is that this is free, don't eat for nothing." β
"Pig dirty meat smells bad," Han Xiaosheng frowned and said, "Doctors don't eat it!" β
"Well, that's what you won't do." Li Dawei sandwiched a piece of meat that he didn't know what it was and put it in his mouth, chewed it, and said with some nostalgia: "Braised hooves, nine turns of large intestine, fried pig's ears with green onions, plum cabbage button meat, braised pork, sauce bones, meat skin jelly, spicy fried bone marrow..."
"Are these all delicious?"
"A must! I'll make a meal for you to taste when I have a chance" Li Dawei swallowed his saliva, picked up his wine glass and said, "Come, Brother Han, let's go." β
The 'banquet hall' is very lively, and everyone has their own small circle, but everyone is 'sitting' in their own positions and communicating in the air, and they don't want Li Dawei to be so 'heroic and uninhibited'.
The wine has passed three rounds, and the dishes have passed five flavors.
Smoke is a state, literati and scholars are good at this, and it is good to play when they are drunk.
There are also two competitions, in which 'poetry' and 'music' are mixed.
'Poem' is a proposition 'composition', which has a wide range, and with the theme of today's 'banquet', it is enough to write an essay that suits the occasion.
It's still the old rule, starting from the first one, standing in the middle and reading aloud your 'masterpieces', there are long and short, but they all have a common feature, that is, Li Dawei can't understand it, it's too fucking obscure.
The problem is that the people around him are still applauding, isn't this a diaphragm person?
Looking at that group of talents, as triumphant as a rooster with a tail, Li Dawei complained: "This is completely an opportunity to cheat!" β
Han Xiaosheng asked suspiciously, "What do you mean by this?" β
"This proposition is too broad, can't you just change the poems you did before?"
Han Xiaosheng thought for a while, nodded and said, "This is very true. No... However, I don't think the city lord minds this, as long as it's not spread outside, it should be fine. β
"Does Brother Han have a spare?"
Han Xiaosheng's old face turned red and said, "Yes, I once made one, but... Can be applied here. β
"It's not me complaining, the thing you made is really useless except for gorgeous rhetoric, everyone is similar, and it doesn't show your specialness. Why don't I send you a song for reference? β
"Big... Brother Dawei's poems, I can't reach them" Han Xiaosheng hugged his fists and said: "Then thank you, it's just that you gave me the poems, so what should you do." β
"I have a lot in my head" Li Dawei pointed to his head, and then whispered in Han Xiaosheng's ear, Han Xiaosheng's eyes became brighter and brighter, and he couldn't help but praise: "Big... Brother Dawei, Gao Cai! β
Li Dawei said modestly: "Eh, the average is average, and the universe is third." Then he said: "Come, Brother Han, I'll teach you some more test-taking skills, called 'pretending to be forced'"
Time passed, and it was Han Xiaosheng's turn to play.
Han Xiaosheng walked on the stage confidently, first over the 'rostrum', of course, Sima Wudao and Sima City Lord, who were seated, gave a salute.
Then he took out a fan out of nowhere, opened it with a 'stab', gently stroked the robe back with his left hand, straightened his chest, turned his head up forty-five degrees, and gently shook the fan with his right hand. Then I closed it, flipped my wrist, held the fan behind my back, and put my hands on my back, feeling indescribably melancholy and lonely.
Then, he stretched out his right hand, raised his index finger, dotted in the air, and groaned in a slightly hoarse voice: "It's hard to say goodbye when we meet, and the east wind is powerless and a hundred flowers are left." The spring silkworm is dead to the end, and the wax torch turns to ash and tears begin to dry. Xiaojing but the clouds and temples have changed, and the night chant should feel the cold moonlight. There is no way to go to Pengshan, and the blue bird is diligent to visit. β
After chanting, keep the posture unchanged, leaving an affectionate, lonely side face.
What an amorous son!
Well? Isn't that right? Why is it so quiet, no applause or anything.
Obviously, Han Xiaosheng was overwhelmed.
After everyone finished tasting it, the female audience smashed their sachets, handkerchiefs, and belly pockets like 'crazy'.
Han Xiaosheng was handsome for only three seconds, holding his head and running away.
It's no wonder that this group of female is crazy, and this poem is also Li Dawei's favorite poem.
This poem is a deep sigh of extreme lovesickness: it is rare to see each other in advance, embarrassing to part, and then a hundred flowers are powerless to symbolize the feeling of parting lovesickness and depression; The jaw couplet uses symbolic techniques to write about his infatuation and bitterness and the pursuit of love without regret after nine deaths, the deep and dignified words of love, life and death; The neck couplet imagines the life scene of the object missed, implying the meaning of lovesickness and heart-to-heart, and showing concern and cherishment; The tail couplet said that they were not far away, but it was difficult to see each other, and it was difficult to communicate with each other, and I hoped that someone would pass on the message and bring greetings on my behalf. The word "don't" in the whole poem is the whole text, which is deep but not obscure, gorgeous and natural, and the feelings are sad but beautiful.
Li Dawei looked at Han Xiaosheng who was returning in embarrassment and smiled: "What's the matter, the effect of pretending to be forced is good, I think you can pick up all the things on the ground." β
"Scared... Scared the hell out of me! Han Xiaosheng looked at the still crazy 'audience' with palpitations, patted his chest and said, "Big... Dawei brother, it's your turn."
βNo problemοΌ I'll let you see another realm of 'pretending'" Li Dawei stood up, but he held a pot in his left hand and a wine glass in his right hand, and staggered to the middle.
Everyone was stunned!
This No. 32, who does things unexpectedly, does things 'unexpectedly', which is too arrogant and uninhibited, right?
Li Dawei staggered and poured the wine in the jug into the wine glass, and a lot of it spilled outside, and then drank it all, shouting at the 'rostrum': "Good wine!" Come, 'will enter the wine'"
The corners of Sima Wudao's mouth twitched. Last time, this kid's evaluation of the 'wine' of the City Lord's Mansion is still in his ears.
Li Dawei opened his mouth and chanted loudly: "You don't see the water of the Yellow River coming up from the sky, rushing to the sea and not returning." You don't see the sad white hair of Gao Tang Mingjing, and the morning is like green silk turning into snow at dusk...... What is the owner's words, he has to sell the right gentleman. Five-flowered horses, daughter-in-law, Hu'er will exchange for fine wine, and sell eternal sorrow with you!"
Open and close, unleashed.
The love is extremely sad and indignant, and the words are extremely arrogant and calm.
Who doesn't point the 'story', it seems that 'wine' can solve everything
The bard is uninhibited, and the listener is passionate.
Someone finally reacted, and it turned out that he was the 'defendant' Li Dawei of the six-step seven-poem.
Sima Wudao patted the case a few times and said: "Come on, serve wine!" β