Chapter 162: Immortals should look like immortals
As long as the weather is cold, people have the habit of lying in bed, Taiwei is lying in the warm quilt, and there is a sleeping beauty beside him, so he lazily closes his eyes again, this is not to sleep back, but the system ringing in his head is calling him.
"You can't make people comfortable!" Liu Jing muttered to open the interface.
"Good news for our ancestors, we have negotiated with the high-tech companies here, and the deposit has been paid, and now we specially invite you to come to the future four hundred years from now to have a DNA transgene replacement operation." A line of words is typed out over there.
"GMO? You want to refine me into soybean oil? The lieutenant asked in some surprise.
"What soybean oil, ancestors, it is said that the gods should have the appearance of the gods, you look at you now, you have been crowned by the emperor, or that kind of hanger, what to do, there is no place to shine, and the beauty of the soul for one night, but also to eat soft-shelled turtle soup to replenish the body, don't you feel ashamed." The system has a poisonous tongue.
Taiwei was said to be in the sore spot, and he was immediately furious, and scolded the descendants of later generations for being unfilial in his mind, and dared to arrange the ancestors like this.
"Okay, okay, your old man will dissipate your anger first, isn't this just going to make you strong, the Great Song Dynasty is too far away, we can't get by, so we can only trouble you to go back to modern times first, we will go to your small home in the morning to talk to you, by the way, remember to bring a few boxes of antiques, calligraphy and paintings together, what, the cost of your transformation is too expensive."
"A group of liars know the pit ancestors." Taiwei was indignant, but he still decided to take some treasures back as they said, who let them be his descendants, and he had to get used to it.
Gently kissed the cheek of Murong Mingyue, who was still asleep, got up and got dressed, Liu Jing went to find some breakfast to eat, and said goodbye to the female dependents, Mingyue also got up and carefully tidied up her husband's clothes.
After saying some goodbye, the captain walked into the side room, first pushed the antique calligraphy and painting into the five boxes of the portal, and followed him in, returning to the modern home.
The old man hadn't come yet, so he quickly turned on the computer and read the current political news for a while, and after about half an hour, someone finally knocked on his door.
opened the door, and it was the two old men who came in, Liu Jing took a closer look this time, and his appearance was really similar to himself.
Nodding his head and inviting the two of them to sit down first, the captain said: "Anyway, won't there be stem cell regeneration pills in the future world, why are you two still so old?" ”
An old man smiled: "That one has only been developed for a short time, and we all think we are still young, so we didn't eat it first." ”
Okay, after a few pleasantries, the captain asked directly: "I heard that you want to take me back to oil refining, oh no, you want to take me back to the furnace for transformation, I just want to ask if these parts are to be replaced, what are the benefits, do you want to replace the brain?" ”
"Of course the brain is not changed, or it is not you, as for the rest of the body, it must be transformed." Another said.
Taiwei nodded: "This is acceptable, then you can tell me, what good will I do after returning to the furnace?" ”
"Haha ancestor, there are more benefits, first of all, let me declare, this operation is very expensive, and we also spent a lot of money to negotiate with that company in order to continue the family history, so you see,"
The lieutenant pursed his lips and pointed to the five boxes on the ground.
The old man suddenly smiled and said, "Okay ancestor, this is simply to use our newly developed biological and engineering technology to carry out a comprehensive genetic modification of other parts of the body on the premise of protecting your brain." ”
"After the transformation is completed, there will be a nuclear reservoir inside your body, which can receive and store a large amount of electrical energy as your energy source, and all the magic you will play in the future will be based on it as the source of power."
Tai Wei blinked: "After becoming a power station, what can I do?" ”
"First of all, you can electrify people, of course, electric fish can also be used, you can send out electricity with your fingers, and control it at will with your mind, and then you can form a plasma protective layer on your body, invulnerable, and with rebound, so that no one can kill you, and you have to rely on system warning like the original."
So powerful, Taiwei smiled: "Then may I ask, how do I charge?" ”
"If you're here, you can just use the charger, and if you go back to the Great Song Dynasty, hehe, you can find thunder on a rainy night." The old man said very seriously.
Taiwei nodded: "Okay, my descendants are really righteous, and they have been doing it for a long time, just to let his ancestors have nothing to do with being struck by lightning, and it really deserves to be the descendants of me and Zhao Fujin, I also admit this, are there other benefits?" ”
"That's more, this one is the most basic, first of all, after DNA modification, the human stem cells in your body can be infinitely regenerated, and the ancestors don't need to eat those messy medicines to be inviolable, immortal, and you don't have to drink soft-shelled turtle soup anymore after you salute."
When the captain listened, his eyes lit up.
The old man continued: "Then, the agility and strength of the body have increased more than a thousand times compared to before, which means that you can teleport, break a large stone in your chest, and play with an iron gall in your hand as dough. ”
"At the same time, your body can also be controlled as you like after the implantation of the anthropomorphic chip, such as becoming soft into a ball and escaping from prison with a dog hole, or hardening into a golden bell jar for the enemy to cut at will, or making your arms as thick as your thighs and using them to smash walnuts to scare people."
"Really? Can the other parts do the same? For example~" Tai Lieutenant asked evilly.
"Yes," the old man said affirmatively, "this is just a small function, and the other big move is that your eyes can use particle technology to see through, first see if the person approaching you has a hidden knife or something, although it can't hurt you, but you always know that he is a bad guy, and then you don't need a flashlight to walk at night." “
"Perspective?" The unscrupulous Liu Taiwei suddenly became happy in his heart.
"Of course, in history, our ancestor was a real merry living immortal, which was recorded, so in order not to violate this historical law and let your old man have a real immortal appearance, I specially customized a few big moves for you."
The captain was already fainting with excitement, and hurriedly said; Speak up and listen. “
"The first is that immortals can generally fly into the sky, so we have set this function for you, you can use plasma magnetic levitation technology to float a distance in mid-air, and then condense the sweat in your body to form a mist, so that it looks like you are flying through the clouds."
"The second is that almost all the immortals will see a doctor, and if you take the normal pulse in the future, the cause of the patient's illness will appear in your mind, and at the same time, there are a large number of effective Chinese medicine prescriptions stored in the chip, which will prompt you what kind of medicine to prescribe in your mind."
"The third is to enter the memory of traditional martial arts, so that you are the number one master in the world on the ground, and you will soon be the number one god general in the world, and you will no longer have to be afraid of beating Yang Zhen'er and Feng Siniang."
"Finally, it's the ultimate killer move: Draw the sky to thunder and slash people! By will. Using plasma drainage technology, a cumulonimbus cloud gathers above the hordes of enemies and sets off lightning to split them, but this consumes a lot of electricity and makes the body weaker after use, so it is not recommended to use it lightly. ”
The lieutenant swallowed the saliva that was about to flow back into his stomach, and said happily: "Let me summarize." ”
"It seems to be able to be invincible, immortal, soaring clouds and flying immortals, helping the world to save people, the body is not bad, the parts can be large or small, the night emperor is not tired, and then the martial arts are the first in the world, and they can also be struck by lightning or split people, etc., a proper Da Luo Jin Immortal, right."
The two old men nodded reservedly.
Taiwei suddenly sighed: "This is the so-called cultivation of immortals, what other authors can only complete with thousands of chapters, when they come to us, they will be finished when they return to the furnace, this is really ~~ great!!"
That's it, the three of them laughed together, the captain stopped talking nonsense, and helped push the box into another portal to the future that the two old men opened, and happily followed there to renovate.
What is the future like, the captain got a glimpse through the window of the old man's house, the traffic is three-dimensional, many aircraft shuttle back and forth in mid-air, all flying in an orderly manner, it seems that they are all autopilots with tracks.
The buildings have become more skyscraper, and they are basically connected, with railroads between the floors, forming a three-dimensional world that connects the sky and the earth.
Taiwei nodded, as a modern person, no, it should be said here that as an ancient, he still prefers the original place.
There were many people in the house, and there were two families of himself and the descendants of Fujin, and now they all came to the boss's house to pay homage to the ancestors who came here to return to the furnace.
One of the fifteen or sixteen-year-old little girls stared at him curiously, and the captain suddenly smiled, this little girl, judging from her eyebrows, is another little emperor.
I wanted to give her a gift, but I felt in my pocket, but I didn't have anything with me, so I took off a plum watch from my wrist and gave it to her, and the little girl was overjoyed, and shouted to one of the old men; "Grandpa, look, a precious antique from four hundred years ago, a watch!"
Taiwei suddenly had a black line, and his grandfather was also very embarrassed, and chatted for a while, saying that he would go back tomorrow for the transformation, and everyone would have a reunion dinner together tonight.
Then I don't know how to operate, maybe using the anthropomorphic chip in my mind, the wall will automatically put away a piece, and a folding dining table will rise out of thin air on the ground, which will be automatically spliced together, and the two rooms will be combined into a large living room.
The food is very rich, the vegetables are natural, but after hundreds of years of improvement, it has also become a lot more changed in shape and taste than when I ate it, the meat is synthetic, and the people at this time no longer kill, and the rice is also synthetic, so it should no longer be called rice, and it tastes good.
During the meal, the little girl asked the ancestor this and that curiously, after all, she saw that she was alive, and the captain told her story, and all the people present were attracted by the wonderful details inside, and even the meal was not delicious.
The grandfather laughed; "Let's eat first, the ancestors are young now, the story has just begun, and when we go back this time, more exciting future legends will be revealed one after another."