Chapter 198: Killing Pigs
dared to argue with Li Ran, because Li Ran couldn't control them...... But the officials dominated by Zhang Cambodia have the right to distribute personnel!
Moreover, Li Ran's next sentence made them even more speechless.
"The slaughterhouse is a place where pigs, cows, sheep and all kinds of other livestock are killed, and of course, there will be quarantine duties in the future, but no matter how it changes, the core work will not change...... A butcher who doesn't hold a knife takes a pen? ”
The scholars' faces turned red in an instant.
The feeling of being choked to death is terrible, and it is completely irrefutable.
The only way to cut Li Ran's face was to answer the question...... The scholars decided to defeat their opponents with what they were best at.
exams, they are connoisseurs!
Li Ran smiled, the three words of unconvincing were almost written on his face, how could he not know what these scholars were thinking.
But who says that if you take an exam, you will definitely win?
The moment the scholars picked up the test papers, all kinds of wonderful expressions almost made Li Ran have the urge to redeem the camera.
The wonderful scene is so worth collecting.
“…… Why, don't even put pen to paper? ”
Everyone present was as if they were petrified, so quiet that they could hear a needle drop on the ground.
The title is too perverted.
What takes ten people to kill a pig, and how many minutes does it take ten people to kill ten pigs?
You can't solve it by giving the scholars an abacus...... Besides, few of them will use it.
If pig killing is also related to slaughterhouses, then what are the other problems?
What is the theory of how to effectively remove the smell of mutton...... Is this really not something that a chef should think about?
What is the use of the released pig blood for purposes other than food...... Shouldn't pig's blood be thrown in the trash?
The scholars were dumbfounded, and it was natural that even the capital of Zhang Khan who got the roll was messy in the wind.
The question was naturally made by Li Ran, and the official department was responsible for sealing the test paper, so in order to show his innocence, he deliberately did not browse the content inside...... Thankfully not, otherwise I would have lost my hair last night with these weird questions.
Until the end of the time specified in the exam, no one started writing.
Zero eggs for all staff.
As a result, I am so happy...... Of course, it was within Li Ran's expectations.
It is natural that the scholars could not answer, and although the butchers were better than the scholars, they were far from the level of modern slaughtering workers required by Li Ran...... This includes technical and vocational awareness.
So this scroll is for the scholars and butchers, and it is also to tell everyone not to underestimate the slaughterhouse, there are university questions in it.
Of course, the main event is yet to come.
Hands-on ...... Kill the pigs.
"Brother, go show them an example."
Li Ran smiled at Pei Min behind him, who rolled his eyes and reluctantly stood up.
The dignified Tang Sword Saint ...... has killed countless people, but it is the first time to kill a pig, so I have no face, can I wear a mask.
But he still did it after all, after all, Li Ran's promise was quite valuable...... Tailor-made a good sword for him, what alloy steel is used, it sounds sensitive.
The knife fell, and a pig did not even snort and died heroically.
Bloodletting and shaving in one go, even Li Ran had to admit that this guy has a talent for killing pigs, and he has only studied for a day or two, if he retires from the Sword Saint profession in the future, he must leave him a place in the slaughterhouse.
"Have you seen it, your assessment indicators are the same as his, kill a pig within the specified time, pay attention to the details of bloodletting and hair retention, and check whether there are lesions inside the pig, etc."
This time, the butchers finally got their hands on the first move.
After all, killing pigs is still their business...... Although Li Ran asked for a lot of explosions, he could always remember a few key points.
Of course, the scholars must have stood still.
I don't want to, I don't dare, and I can't...... When the pig roared, the strength to break free was amazing, and even the stake that tied the pig could be broken, and with the body of the scholars, it was estimated that it could not carry a pig's trotters.
"It's insulting, it's not comparable."
In the end, they confessed, but they couldn't pull it off, so they found steps for themselves, "We are all scholars, don't do this filthy business!" ”
The expected reaction, annoyance and anger, plus a rake.
It's a pity that the opponent is Li Ran...... Datang Immortal Master, when did you give your opponent a chance to turn the tables?
"Lord Zhang, how does the imperial court punish the scholars who make a big fuss in the examination room?"
Li Ranpi didn't smile, and slowly looked at Zhang Cambodia.
There was a faint feeling of being pitted, but Zhang Cambodia had to answer...... After all, as a secretary of the ministry, this is his job.
“…… Get rid of your fame and never be hired. ”
As soon as the eight words came out, the faces of the scholars instantly showed frightened eyes.
It suddenly occurred to them that this was an exam...... There are officials from the Ministry of Officials present to supervise it!
"Zhang, Master Zhang, I'll wait, I don't dare."
Everyone was frightened and silent, Zhang Cambodia's attitude was obviously acquiescing to Li Ran's request, although these scholars were arrogant, they were not stupid!
"Lord Shang Shuling, please give the scholars another chance." , Zhang Cambodia looked around at the soldiers kneeling on the ground, and frowned slightly.
They are all people who read poetry and books in the Tang Dynasty, if their future is broken, how can they bear it.
"You beg me?"
Li Ran's voice was overwhelming, and only the two of them could hear it.
“…… Sort of, Shang Shuling raised his noble hand, and he scared them enough today. ”
Zhang Cambodia nodded slightly, what does it matter if this old face is sold.
"Well, you owe me a favor."
Li Ransi paid a few seconds and agreed, the benefit of rectifying these scholars is not large, obviously making Zhang Cambodia's debt more in line with the principle of profit maximization, after all, there will be more time to deal with the officials in the future.
“…… One stick of incense is limited, and then you are allowed to kill pigs. ”
Looking at the helpless appearance of the scholars, Li Ran smiled faintly.
"I remind you that failing the exam and handing in blank papers are two different concepts."
This is almost equivalent to riding on the face, suggesting that the scholars finally understood, and rushed to the pigsty, and an alternative pig killing contest was staged in an instant.
The crowd of onlookers almost died on the spot with laughter...... The scholars jumped around in the pigsty without any image, and that guy was like a world-famous painting.
It is conceivable that no matter what the final result is, these troublemakers will be the biggest laughing stock in the city for a long time to come.
Those who offend Li Ran will not end well, there is nothing wrong with it.
In the end, the incident of reading as an exam and writing a farce came to an end, and the scholars were discredited, and Li Ran naturally got what he wanted.
This includes the right to manage the personnel of the slaughterhouse and the qualifications for recruitment.
In a word, he has the final say...... Even Zhang Khan Zhi has no right to interfere.
Baiguan saw his arrogance again, and the only thing to be thankful for was that this slaughterhouse seemed insignificant, so let it go.
With this mentality of taking a step back, the animal husbandry bureaus connected to it were all green-lighted all the way, and in just one month, the personnel were completed according to Li Ran's ideas.
Everything is ready, and it is logical to deal with the cattle and sheep of the Turkic compensation.
And it didn't take long to see results...... Even the staunchest opposition can only shut up!