421 has caught a baby shaman!
"Fellow inhabitants of the grassland~ and this little shaman! On behalf of the heavenly immortals, I am here to ask you~hehehe~ Do you want to go further? Ah Yue's voice appeared directly through the wireless microphone in front of the little shaman and the crowd that had come with him!
Anyway~ Why did Ah Yue, this girl, suddenly become stupid? How did I translate the two 'hehey' that I couldn't help but laugh at just now and then say it directly? Doesn't that make me come up with this sentence, which sounds a little strange! In particular, Ah Yue also deliberately learned to giggle like a 'hey' sound, which makes people listen to it, isn't it easy to overturn? Anyway, if the people listening to me say it~ then they will definitely doubt it! In such a miraculous scene, suddenly someone smirked 'hey, hey, hey'? Just think about it......
But now it's too late to stop Ah Yue~ After all, this is a live broadcast! So I had to bite the bullet and press the next page directly, and I was directly ready to continue to 'fool' these people~ No! It should be said that the 'miracles' continue to be displayed!
The next picture of the PPT is another film and television clip, and it is also the kind of soundtrack, which is a high-definition clip of the beast and the wolf that I found casually from the display computer at the digital counter in the mall, plus the roar that comes with it. I'm here to scare these people. I'm just here to make a stand. After all, in the PPT used to fool people, there can't be only beautiful scenes! There have to be some scary pictures, but the time I made this PPT was a bit urgent after all, so I really couldn't find good materials, so I casually found the only clip that could be used to scary people from other computers~ In fact, there are a lot of horror movies or film and television clips like 'Jurassic', but I'm afraid to find a dinosaur or a ghost movie or something~ Maybe these ancients won't understand! After all, whether it is the dinosaur scene or the zombie scene in the old domestic film, these are all things that people in this era have never heard of at all! Especially the zombies in those old clips are still wearing the official uniforms of the Qing Dynasty~ How can foreigners in the Tang Dynasty understand it!
But fortunately, when I played the clips suspected of being edited from the 'animal world', these people were really scared, and some even exclaimed directly that they wanted to escape, and I also saw someone suddenly take out the bow and arrow on their backs, and they wanted to shoot directly at the white cloth in front of them~ If this is really shot, then don't you break the drone?
But fortunately, just when I was worried about whether the curtain and the drone would be shot through and damaged, the small shaman with the mask finally stopped the man who was bold enough to react and was about to draw his bow and shoot arrows. That's why there was no accident~ Anyway, this small shaman seems to be pretty good! Also know how to maintain order!
Anyway, for this guy to help avoid the accident of being exposed~ I decided to turn around and flicker successfully, that is, after 'caught' this shaman, I also have to treat the other party well, at least give him a thank you gift!
"Why don't you~ I'll fulfill his little wish in a while?" I muttered to myself. In fact, after I promised to meet one of Ah Yue's conditions, I suddenly felt that it seemed quite good to make a promise like this, and it looked like a sense of accomplishment~ It's just that Ah Yue's wish would be less troublesome! Want to be a shaman?
When I found that my mind was running away again, I quickly put my attention back in front of me, and then reached out and pressed the next page again, the picture on the white cloth outside changed again, and I had to hurry up and flicker~ cough! It's wrong, it's a hurry to finish the 'miracle'. Otherwise, the drone will run out of power in a while!
The next picture is back to the picture of the blue sky and white clouds~ Indeed, I am in this picture, and I would like to add a sentence~ This may make it easier for people to be fooled. It's just that I don't know how to write their words here, and even I asked Ah Yue, and found that this guy said no~ It seems that after I 'capture' this shaman, I have to let this shaman teach Ah Yue to read!
After cutting the screen, I asked Ah Yue to translate my lines simultaneously again: "Okay! Mortals, now you have a chance to 'reach the sky' before your eyes! The Messenger of Heaven now needs a destined person to appear to fulfill the instructions sent down by the Heavens, and as compensation, the Heavens will grant your small wish! So ~ who is volunteering to show up now? to complete the mission of the Messenger of Heaven! ”
As a result, after Ah Yue translated this sentence synchronously, I suddenly found that the people there were stupid and looked up in the direction of the white curtain. Curious, I picked up the binoculars and took a look, only to find that all the people were staring at the curtain in front of me with a stunned expression.
Seeing this, I couldn't help but 'chuckle' in my heart, and thought to myself, "It's over? It can't be a flaw, right? Or maybe these people are all like they've seen a ghost? Is there a loophole in what I just said? Or did Ah Yue say something wrong when he translated? These people all have this expression~ Did they find out that this is a scam to fool people? If that's the case, then should I just throw away the 'evidence' in the distance and just turn around and run? ”
Just when I wondered if these people had seen my trick, an accident that I didn't expect suddenly happened! These people suddenly cheered loudly after they were in a daze for a long time with a surprised stunned expression? even lifted the little shaman up suddenly, and then lifted it high above his head, and even threw it into the sky a few times, and then knelt on the ground at the same time~ Then the shaman who was thrown into the air by them was also caught by these people, and directly on the top of the human wall built by this pile of kneeling people, he also knelt down and bowed!
What the hell is this? Why do you suddenly cheer? And suddenly bow down in such a strange way? What does that mean? Did they find out about me? Or did they misunderstand something? It doesn't look like it's supposed to be the way I planned!
My plan was originally to think that after these people were fooled by the 'miracles' shown by my drone large-screen projector and PPT joint efforts, they should have listened to my 'request' again, either campaigned for one, or competed for a person, and then let this person go directly to the list, so that I can give the next order! And in my heart, this person who was 'chosen' must be this little shaman, if not, I am still going to fool them a few words, so that they can be replaced! But who would have thought that these people would do such a thing after hearing my deception? What the hell is this cheering action? Is there a special ritual for their clan?
Just when I was confused. I actually found that after these people put the little shaman underground and made him kneel alone, these people actually began to retreat in an orderly manner~ I still think that I will use intimidation or other foolish methods to drive people away! How could they evacuate on their own? Did these people already know my intentions?
"Eh~ Ah Yue! What do you mean~ these people? Why did you retreat yourself? Leaving the shaman alone? Didn't I want to wait for someone to leave? ”
Ah Yue also glanced outside, and then explained: "Xiao Li Hei, you don't understand the importance of a shaman to the tribe, so it will be like this!" You have to know that for a clan, the leader can actually be replaced, but the shaman can't! Their special status is more precious than the leader! But aren't your 'tricks' really miracles? I don't think you're really good! Tell me, you can't really be a messenger from heaven, are you? Specifically here to save me? ”
When she said this, Ah Yue looked at me with a look of hope, as if she really believed that I would perform a 'miracle' to save her 'Angel'! But~ silly girl! If I were really that powerful, I wouldn't have been saved by you once~ Huh! Wait~ It seems~ I'm really pretty good, right?
When I think of this, my mind is suddenly filled with all kinds of feelings of pride! After thinking about it, I've become very powerful now! It's not just yourself that you're a doctor (before the crossing)! And I also have a whole mall full of goods! Especially later, after I received all kinds of subordinates like 'summoned beasts'~ For example, the big tiger Xiaoyu who understands my words and obeys my command is especially obedient! The identity is a little strange, but his skills are very good, and he is also Nie Xiaoqian, who was born in the third door of the hidden sect 'Luban Gate'! And the last one to join my men, who can even summon tornadoes, is comparable to a big killer and has a lot of functions, and has an even stranger background! In this way, just by virtue of this 'summoning beast', I can almost be regarded as an invincible existence in the heavens and the earth! Coupled with the ability to heal myself that I just discovered recently (although I need to consume gold to replenish consumption), I can say that I am now a very invincible and very powerful character! "Hey, hey, hey! When I think about it, I'm a little proud! ”
I was looked at by Ah Yue's hopeful little eyes, and my conceit exploded directly. If I hadn't been suddenly startled by the alarm of the drone remote control machine in my hand, I might have made some wish to Ah Yue......
"Uh~ out of power? It's still time to catch up~, right? "I glanced at the remote control in my hand, and then directly turned off the power and let the drone team with the curtain suspended free land, I let Ah Yue say the last instructions to the little shaman who was only one person left, and guided him to open the door of the car not far away, which powered the projector and notebook, and let him get into the co-pilot, my 'fishing operation' was finally successfully completed~ It really fooled me to a small man's 'shaman baby'! Do you want me to change his name first?
After this guy got into the car on his own, I hurriedly drove the cash truck over, and then asked Ah Yue to command the little shaman in the car to close his eyes~ In fact, it doesn't matter if I close my eyes or not, my main purpose is just to make the other party not remember to get out of the car on his own~ After closing my eyes after speaking, I quietly got out of the car, first stuffed the 'dog chewing gum into my mouth, and then I used the technology of 'instant back and forth' to directly fool people' After all the props of the fishing operation were put away and thrown back to the mall, the cash truck and the car's towing hook were hung together with a sturdy rope, and the cash truck was ready to be dragged away directly with the people and the car, and when they reached a farther place, they went to meet the little shaman!
But when I did everything, I remembered that the handbrake in the car didn't let go! You can't tow the car! What can I do? Do you want that shaman to release the handbrake on his own? But I guess even if I let Ah Yue command~ he may not be able to do it!
"Eh~ Will you meet now? Will it directly expose the stuffing and let this little shaman baby who has just been 'captured' slip away? I hesitated for a moment, and suddenly remembered that since this little shaman was wearing a mask, and it was in the passenger seat, why don't I also find a mask from the mall, and then go up directly and turn on the handbrake? Do this~ Maybe the probability of this little shaman escaping is not very high! Hmm~ You can try it! If I run away~"Forget it, if I run, I will be considered to have nothing to do with this little shaman!" Anyway, I just said that I was looking for a 'destined person'~ It's a big deal to go to the next tribe's stronghold and perform this mode again~ I guess there won't be so many accidents in the next performance! I laughed at myself, and then I traveled back to the mall, trying to find a similar mask to come back. But I've been at the toy counter for five minutes, and I haven't noticed a single mask~ Could it be that I'm looking for the wrong counter?
But~ I thought about it, I can't stay in the mall now, after all, there is still a little shaman waiting for me to 'catch' that! So I had to find a similar toy nearby~ It's an Iron Man's helmet and put it on my head, and I found that the size of this thing is really suitable! And this thing also has its own lights, but from the eyes of the light, this cola is bad for me, I am worried that there is no prop that can improve my majestic image, this will glow eyes, and can automatically bounce up the mask plate of the toy helmet, and it is really suitable! I'll just ask you~ For the ancients, what image would be more Weiya than the two eyes shining at the same time~ Hahaha!
With a smug expression, I picked up my helmet and crossed back again, then put on my helmet and walked over to the car. When I opened the door of the cab, I saw a little shaman who was wearing a mask, but still exclaimed, and even cowered. It's just that after wearing a helmet and turning on the light function in my eyes, my vision was seriously obstructed, so I didn't notice the abnormality of the little shaman at all, and after opening the door and opening the handbrake, I closed the door and left!
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