Chapter 38: Kiss your uncle

"Kiss your uncle." The corners of Luo Yan's forehead provoked green tendons, "Say it quickly." ”

He had a willow leaf in his hand.

The most ordinary willow leaf can also become the sharpest weapon.

As long as he wants, Liu Ye will go deep into Gu Yu's heart, and this little milk dog will die unconsciously.

However, if the little emperor died, Jiang Wan would definitely be very sad, and it would be easy to suspect him.

At that time, he could not get around in the palace.

"Kiss me." Gu Yu didn't give up, pointing to his cheek, "Kiss here." ”

"......" Luo Yan forcibly suppressed the idea of extinguishing his mouth, gritted his teeth, hardened his scalp, and kissed him on the face.

"Sister Luo Yan, you are so good-looking." Gu Yu shook his little short legs, and his eyes were full of starlight, "I heard that a man is responsible for seeing a woman's body. ”

"I just saw your body, so I'm responsible for you."

"Sister Luo Yan, I'll ask my mother if you want you later?"

Luo Yan felt that today was really unlucky.

He was always alert.

Not to mention that there is a person in the house, even if there is something going on in the Tianxiang Palace, he can't hide it.

However, today he was distracted by thinking about the problem, and he didn't even notice Gu Yu in the room.

It's really, a big failure ever.

"Your mother can't bear me." Luo Yan pinched the little emperor's face and pinched it until it was deformed, "Don't beat the old lady's idea again." ”

"Also, what you see today must be kept secret, otherwise, the old lady will cut off your thing and let you be a child for the rest of your life."

Gu Yu didn't know what the boy egg meant.

He just thinks that Luo Yante is good-looking, and he won't be respectful to him, and will discipline him, even threaten him, beat him, and is so cute that it makes people itch.

"Don't worry, lady, the fact that I have seen your body is our secret in the boudoir, and I will not talk nonsense everywhere." Gu Yu stretched out his hand, "Let's pull the hook." ”

Luo Yan covered her face with her hands.

Who the hell did this little milk dog learn all this nonsense?

Return the lady, still be responsible, and return the secret in the boudoir, phew.

He is a good, frightening man, why should he do a hook with this little milk dog and hang himself for a hundred years, and he is not allowed to change this childish action.

Luo Yan felt that his outlook on life had been seriously impacted, and the heavens were definitely dissatisfied with his indiscriminate killing of innocents just now, so he thought of the Fa to torture him.

He thought about whether he should chant more scriptures and overtake those two unlucky people.

"Sister Luo Yan, you have to sleep with me tonight." Gu Yu stuck out his tongue, "I will go back to the palace first, Sister Luo Yan must come at night." ”

"If you don't come, I'll tell my mother your secret."

He ran out without waiting for Luo Yan to answer, leaving Luo Yan alone to grit his teeth and smoke.

Was he threatened just now?

Threatened by Gu Yu, an eight-year-old puppy?

He can also be regarded as the first leader of the rivers and lakes who is frightening, and there are few opponents, and he initiates the existence of crazy rivers and lakes, and it is really difficult to talk about being threatened by a little kid.

The room was a little dark, and he looked for a candle to light it, and in the flickering candle, he couldn't see clearly in the mirror.

It's not too early.

He touched his body, then his Adam's apple, and only opened the door when he was sure there was nothing wrong.

Tianxiang Hall is different from Shuyu Palace.

There are flowers everywhere, in a thousand forms, and the candle shadow is red.

The courtyard is full of red lanterns, reflecting a curtain of flower shadows.

Jiang Wanzheng sat in the shadow of the flower in a daze, with words in her mouth.

Luo Yan tiptoed over, and heard her muttering sour words such as clouds breaking through the moon and flowers and shadows, heavy curtains and dense lights, and her face was resentful.

"The clouds are too thick today for the moon to break." He put his hand on her shoulder, "What are you doing when you're idle?" ”

"It's not in your temperament."

Jiang Wan closed her eyes and enjoyed Luo Yan pinching her shoulder.

The golden embers in the palm of the hand are cold, and only the lingering fragrance is lingering, intertwined with the fragrance of flowers, and floating with the hazy moon.

"Tell me, what is the temperament of the mourning family?"

Luo Yan thought for a long time, "Do you want to be sincere or flattering?" ”

"What flattery can you utter with such a poisonous tongue?" Jiang Wan raised her eyebrows.

"The Queen Mother is captivating the country and the city." Luo Yan's hand was softer, "Closing the moon and embarrassing flowers, sinking fish and geese, Dongshi is as beautiful as a fairy." ”

Jiang Wanben listened very happily. Hearing the end, the green tendons in the corners of his forehead jumped up involuntarily, "The mourner listened, as if mixed with some strange words. ”

"Oh." Luo Yan suddenly realized, "The sentence "beautiful as a heavenly immortal is redundant, the queen mother is thousands of times more beautiful than a heavenly immortal." ”

"......" Jiang Wan's face was dark.

She raised her head, took a serious look at Luo Yan's appearance, and sighed, "I thought you had grown up just now, but now I know that it's all a lie." ”

Luo Yan laughed and trembled, "It's the mother who teaches her well." ”

"You're getting more and more proficient in this technique." Jiang Wan was pressed very comfortably by Luo Yan, sitting in the shadow of the flowers, the breeze was gentle, and the red chaos disturbed a clear dream.

"Mother?"

Luo Yan shouted twice, and Jiang Wan opened her eyes, "Ah, you pressed it too comfortably, and you almost fell asleep." ”

"You haven't answered my question yet." Luo Yan's hand strength increased.

"What?"

"What are you thinking? So fascinating? His voice lowered, and his exhalation was tinged with a complex burn.

"It's nothing." Jiang Wan had a headache.

Today, Qin Shizhi's wolf is missing, and she has ushered in a long-lost quiet.

There is also time to be quiet and think about what happened these days.

"What do you think of the Mourning family's temper?" She asked.

Luo Yan was stunned and gave a thumbs up, "Generally, if there is any revenge, it will be avenged on the spot, and whoever makes you unhappy will also make someone unhappy." Everything is according to nature, the first willfulness in the world. ”

"That's right." Jiang Wan felt that this was indeed her.

But now, because she has memories of the next eight years, she is careful every step she takes, and she can be as aggrieved as she wants.

If according to the previous temperament, Qin Shizhi was a wolf minister, she must have put him as a eunuch on the spot, and then chopped it up and threw it out to feed the dogs.

In fact, the first time Qin Shizhi wanted to stay by her side openly, she was killed.

However, before the killing machine was hot, Qin Shizhi came with Yu Chenxuan. That ostentatious appearance almost made her vomit blood.

In her previous life, Yu Chen abused her too badly, that man almost subverted the entire court, and she was too late to stammer, where did she dare to do anything to anger him.

Qin Shizhi's wolf was covered by Yu Chenxuan's ice slag, she couldn't move, she had to offer, except for grievances, she really couldn't think of any other feelings.

"Hey......" she sighed silently and mourned for herself for a long time, "You say that I have a fine tradition of revenge, how can you say that if you lose it, you will lose it?" ”

Luo Yan squinted her eyes, her gaze crossed the red moon shadow, deep and far.

Jiang Wan was immersed in exclamation.

According to her previous temper, she knew Luo Yan's true identity, and she must crush her bones and ashes and turn the palace upside down.

But now, she still didn't dare to move.

This yin and yang weirdness, with transvestite neuroticism, is a key figure that affects the direction of the plot later. A thousand words, after all, turned into a sigh.

"It's a hard life."

"Why don't you try this? It's quite sweet, and it won't be bitter after eating. Luo Yan took out a box of snacks.

Seeing the handwriting on the dim sum, Jiang Wan's eyes lit up, "It's the dim sum of Osmanthus Zhai, and it's all my favorite food, where did you get it?" ”

"Sneak out of the palace to buy it, soothe your wounded heart." Luo Yan said, "You, because of Yihui's matter, have been in a bad mood. ”

Jiang Wan didn't want to hear anything about Yihui, so she pinched a piece of dim sum and put it in Luo Yan's mouth, blocking what she was going to say next.

After doing this, her body stiffened.

Doing stupid things generally has nothing to do with whether your IQ is online or not.

She really just didn't want Luo Yan to continue to talk about Yihui or something, so she casually stuffed her a piece and gaged it.

But after stuffing it into Luo Yan's mouth, she suddenly remembered that this Luo Yan is a real man.

She hinted to herself many times that she was a man, a man, and a man if she was good-looking.

But I can't help but do some strange things.

"Xie Niangniang." Luo Yan bit the piece of snack and licked her fingers by the way, making her tremble in fright.

"You ......"

"I ......" Luo Yan moved a little closer to her, his hand came down from his shoulder, and a cold fragrance lingered on his body, he exhaled, and his voice was like, "Niangniang, guess who I saw?" ”

Jiang Wan felt that Luo Yan's movements were a little ambiguous, and wanted to stay away, but she was shocked to find that her body couldn't move.

"Who?" Her throat tightened.

"Jiang Xu." Luo Yan smiled, "It's a pity, the situation was not quite right at that time, if the situation allows, I will definitely ask for advice, our Jiang Dagongzi, what are we going to Nanpu Street to do in the daytime." ”

"Poof......" Jiang Wan reacted for a while.

"You say, my brother went to Nanpu Street?" She seemed to hear a funny joke, "When?" Which flower house did you go to? ”

"It's daytime today." Luo Yan casually talked nonsense, "When I sneaked out of the palace to buy you snacks, I saw the eldest prince, so I secretly followed." ”

"I found that he knocked on the door of someone's flower building in broad daylight, and he knocked on it with perseverance."

Jiang Wan was thinking about this very seriously.

"My brother is not young anymore, and there is no girl in the room until now, so it is normal to have that kind of impulse."

She remembers that one day she went to her brother's room to wander around, took a copy of the Analects and read it, only to find that there was only one book cover, and there were some forbidden books hidden in it.

Because of that, she took the opportunity to extort a lot of good things from him.

The Jiang family's door is relatively strict, although Jiang Xu usually likes to walk dogs and fight horses, and the whole image of a gentleman, but the places where playthings such as green buildings and casinos are demoralized are never dared to go.

If the old man finds out, he will break his leg. "Daddy is too much."

Jiang Wan supported her chin with one hand, "My brother is in his twenties, so it doesn't matter if he hasn't married a wife until now, he doesn't even have a serving girl, so it's troublesome to hold back his illness." ”

"Luo Yan, which girl do you think is better?"

Luo Yan raised her eyebrows, "Are you planning to give marriage?" ”

"yes, I'm going to mess around with the mandarin duck spectrum." Jiang Wan patted her head, "Wait a minute, let the painter present the portrait of the school-age girl, and I will choose carefully." ”

When she said this, she felt that this kind of chaotic mandarin duck score was too ridiculous.

My brother also loves her, if she chooses a woman who is only beautiful and has no soul, the husband and wife do not agree, and they may suffer for a lifetime.

She thought for a moment, "What do you think, how about giving my brother a marriage notice?" ”

Luo Yan's forehead jumped several times.

This Jiang night is really ruined.