Chapter 104: Acting
"I opened this mountain, and I planted this tree.
Passing by from now on, leaving behind your life and wealth! ”
At this time, there was a group of masked black-clothed people in front of Li Yi and his party,
Dressed in black in broad daylight, isn't this villain a little too rampant!
He was full of bandits' usual words to block the way, but Li Yi observed the dozens of masked black-clothed men opposite.
If they are really bandits, then the food in this cottage is not bad.
And dozens of people are riding horses, this cottage not only has good food, but also money.
Li Yi is so rich, he doesn't have many good horses to use, good guys, these bandits are one person and one horse.
Li Yi: "It's all ......"
"Master Yi, what's wrong with your eyes?" Li Yi looked at Yi Shangtian's eyes and kept blinking.
"Ah, Master Hou, the dirt that let this group of arrogant people block the road just now entered his eyes." Yi Shangtian glared at the dozens of masked black-clothed men opposite.
"Li Yishuai, come back!" Li Yi pressed his patience and was about to rush up, preparing to tear up Li Yishuai and the others who were about to tear up this group of black-clothed people.
The leader of the man in black on the opposite side, for some reason, suddenly said to Li Yi: "Li ...... Ah, let's go, see you don't have any money, we won't rob you if we are vegetarian today. ”
When Li Yi heard this, who did he look down on!
"You're blind, who says you don't have money!" Li Yi scolded while taking out silver, jewelry, accessories and something from his body.
The masked man in black on the opposite side was stunned, and Yi Shangtian was also stunned.
Master Hou, is this time for us to be more serious with the robbers?
Since they don't plan to stop us, then let's give face and go.
Hey, your temper tantrum is still up!
In fact, Li Yi saw Yi Shangtian make a few gestures to the masked man in black, and others didn't know Yi Shangtian's true identity, but Li Yi knew.
That day, when the Heavenly Master's people grabbed Cheng Youyu and gave it to Li Yi, they told Li Yi that Yi Shangtian was a member of the Killer Organization and a member of the Tianxia Society.
So Li Yi instructed Chen Pi to secretly keep an eye on Yi Shangtian.
"That's all I have here, Master Yi, do you have anything there, take it out. Let's see if we have any money! Li Yi turned to Yi Shangtian and said.
Yi Shangtian had a dead dog expression, "Li Yi, don't make trouble!" ”
Soon, all the valuable things on Yi Shangtian's body were taken out.
"Master Hou, this jade pendant is ......" Yi Shangtian didn't finish speaking, he was snatched by Li Yi and thrown the jade pendant into a pile of jewelry.
Yi Shangtian scolded Li Yi thousands of times in his heart: "Li Yi, you are a robber!" ”
The masked man in black on the opposite side looked at this posture and felt that the situation was a little out of control, and the helmsman's money was robbed by Li Yi?
"Hurry up and run, or you won't be able to eat and walk around!" This was what the masked black-clothed men thought at this time, because they saw Yi Shangtian staring at them with a somewhat terrifying gaze.
"The green mountains do not change, the green water flows forever, let's see you in the rivers and lakes!"
"Wait!" Li Yi shouted at the dozens of masked black-clothed men who were about to leave.
The man in black turned to look at Li Yi, his face full of question marks.
Li Yi: "If you want to run after loading B, stop me and rob me!" ”
"I opened this mountain, and I planted this tree.
Passing by from now on, leaving behind your life and wealth! Li Yi skillfully said to the masked man in black with a confused face.
Man in Black: "What? Li Yi, you're kidding me! ”
With a wave of Li Yi's hand, Li Yishuai, Gao Ren and others instantly surrounded dozens of people in black.
"Dozens of you are blind, surrounded by more than a dozen of us, take out all the valuable things on your bodies!" Li Yi pulled a strip of cloth and wrapped it around his face, blindfolded one eye, and looked like a bandit.
The masked man in black is struggling inside, and he really wants to kill him.
But the command given by the helmsman turned out to be that the wind was howling.
A quarter of an hour later, Li Yi happily accepted the donations of dozens of masked men in black.
Ah, no, Li Yi's statement is crowdfunding.
Li Yi wants to use the money to repair this road for the benefit of the people.
Then Yi Shangtian saw Li Yi put his money into his backpack.
Li Yi: "Let's go, I don't have much money here, so I won't invite you to dinner!" ”
With tears in their eyes, dozens of masked black-clothed men quickly disappeared from Li Yi's sight on horseback.
The group continued to hurry, and Li Yi hummed a small tune and was in a very happy mood.
The next few days were uneventful, and Li Yi could still feel that someone was following him before.
Chen Pi came to see Li Yi when others were not paying attention, and told Li Yi that all the people he was following had been solved.
But it's strange to say that since Li Yi robbed the group of masked black-clothed people, there is no one who is following them.
The man in black and the person who followed him said: "Li Yi, if we still follow, don't you have any points in your heart?" Shameless! ”
Gao Ren came to Li Yi's side: "Master Hou, there is one hour ahead and we will arrive at Maotou Mountain, shall we rest here or continue to hurry?" ”
Li Yi looked back at Yi Shangtian: "Strategist, should we rest here for a while, or continue to hurry?" ”
Yi Shangtian: "Master Hou, just call the shots." ”
Li Yi: "Let's take a break, I'll be on the road in a while!" I'll go to a thatched house! ”
"Master Hou, the world will arrange several masters to ambush in Maotou Mountain, it should be that they will do it as soon as you arrive at Maotou Mountain." Chen Pi covered his nose and said.
"Inform Hao Jianren and the second lady to cooperate, before we go to Maotou Mountain, deal with this group of people from the World Association, and you will change into their clothes.
Wearing a black dress and masking his face in broad daylight, he is sick!
Don't solve it all, leave some killers, and cooperate with Yi Shangtian to act. Hey, hey, hey......" Chen Pi quickly left.
"Master Hou, are you okay?" Gao Ren asked with concern.
Yi Shangtian muttered in his heart: "Is Li Yi sick, go to a thatched house, so happy!" This way is to lose troops and burn money! When I got to Maotou Mountain, I took my money and spit it all out for me! ”
Li Yi: "Master Yi, help hand over a piece of paper......"
An hour later, Li Yi and his party rushed to Maotou Mountain.
"Murderous!" Li Yi looked around like a magic stick, pinched his fingers and said to everyone.
Gao Ren and other guards, as well as Li Yishuai and others, instantly surrounded Li Yi in the middle to protect him.
Yi Shangtian has been deeply doubting his IQ all the way.
For example, right now, he was thinking that Li Yi really calculated the killer I arranged?
"No, if I call out all the people in this place, Li Yi will run from behind, and I have to let Li Yi go up the mountain quickly, so that Li Yi can catch turtles in an urn, and it will be difficult to fly with wings!" Yi Shangtian thought to himself.
"Master Hou, since there is a murderous aura, let's quickly leave here with the second lady!"
"Master Yi, what you say is reasonable. Let's quickly go up the mountain and pick up the second lady. One gram swished......" Li Yi took the lead and ran towards the mountain, followed by Gao Ren and Li Yishuai.
"Xianggong, you're here!" After Ruhua saw Li Yi, she came to Li Yi's side and was hugged by Li Yi.
Li Yi said a little angrily: "I'm still on the hospital bed, you just don't say goodbye, do you have me in your heart!" ”
Ruhua was a little angry when she heard Li Yi, and she suddenly panicked.
"You said that you, sending such a big thing to my uncle, you don't wait for me to do it together." Li Yi pretended to reprimand.
Hao Jianren saw Li Yi kicking on himself, and just wanted to speak, but was interrupted by Li Yi.
"Hao Jianren, you goods, you don't care if you leave the team! I see that your life is very moist, and I can't think about it! ”
"Master Hou, I ......"
"I'll remember it for you first, and when the county guard mansion is built, you can clean my thatched house for a month!" Li Yi said with a grin.
Hao Jian thought to himself: "I am familiar with the job of cleaning the thatched house, and it will be a month a month." ”
But when Hao Jian went back and saw the area of the county guard's mansion, he realized how underwhelming he was to accept this punishment today!
Here I want to say that the thatched house of the Li Mansion has been improved by Li Yi, just like the manure tank of later generations.
Li Yi also told Li Er and the others that the manure in the thatched house, that is, the organic fertilizer, was all put into the vegetable garden after it was sorted out, which was a treasure.
Although everyone in the Li Mansion didn't understand why their Hou Ye did this, they knew that what Hou Ye said was right.
The only regret is that Hou Ye said to make perfume and mosquito repellent water, this is autumn, the mosquitoes are gone, and Hou Ye's perfume and mosquito repellent water have not been made!
"Take me to pay homage to the Great Master!" Li Yi did not call Song He the commander of the Li family.
"Brother, Master Hou has come to see you!" Ruhua said to a tombstone.
Li Yi looked at Song He's tombstone, and his thoughts returned to the scene where he was kidnapped by the big boss on the side of the road that day.
When I arrived at Maotou Mountain, I saw Ruhua again, and dramatically became Li Yi's second wife.
Li Yi thought of the scene of Maotou Mountain being besieged by other cottages again.
Later, the big boss became a member of the Li family's army, and everyone in Maotou Mountain followed the big boss to Zhongzhou City.
Now everyone has returned to Maotou Mountain, but Maotou Mountain is gone!
"Big boss, I, Li Yi, have come to see you, you and your brothers will find a mountain over there, set up camp, and continue to be the king of the mountain." Li Yi drank all the wine in the cup.
"Commander Song, you said you, there are so many enemy troops, why don't you withdraw! If you withdraw, I will beat you, if you lose face. It's a big deal that when others can't see it at home, I'll let you beat me up again! Li Yi drank the refilled wine again.
"Uncle, don't worry about Ruhua, I won't snub Ruhua, no matter where I am in the future, Ruhua will always be my second wife Li Yi."
Li Yi accompanied Song He to drink three glasses of wine, and then returned to the cottage with Ruhua.
As soon as I arrived at the cottage, the set plot happened!
Hundreds of masked black-clothed men appeared in front of Li Yi, and Li Yi felt very bluffing when he saw the formation in front of him.
Yishui's masked, black-clothed, and broadsword, confirmed that his eyes were Yi Shangtian's person.
"You... You guys... Yes, what... Person? Li Yi spoke tremblingly, and those who didn't know thought that Li Yi was so frightened that he couldn't speak.
After Li Yi finished speaking, he winked at Hao Jianren, as if telling Hao Jianren: "Learn a little, this is called acting!" ”
Li Yi: "Master Yi, think of a way, what should I do?" ”
Yi Shangtian looked at Li Yi with sincere, eager, nervous, and fearful eyes, and said for a while: "Master Hou, you and Mrs. go first, and we will break off!" ”
Li Yi didn't think about it: "Okay, listen to the military advisor!" ”
Yi Shangtian said in his heart: "I'll go, so you can play Li Yi with me!"
You and the people around you brainwash every day, share weal and woe, and advance and retreat together.
How to get here, I have to bear everything! ”
Li Yi wanted to continue to soar for another period of acting, but before he could start playing, Yi Shangtian jumped out and walked in front of hundreds of masked black-clothed people, and teased Li Yi with a smile: "Li Yi, didn't expect it?" Surprised, surprised? ”
Li Yi rolled his eyes,
also teased at Yi Shangtian: "Yi Shangtian, don't be surprised, don't be surprised!" ”