I'm really a little strange, what is the purpose of this reporter asking me this question? Is it intended to carry out a moral kidnapping? Even if I take 10,000 steps back, I really called Miss, this is also my business, I came here to fight with all the masters of Dongying, but what I do, this is my freedom.

"This, a reporter from Huashang Daily, right?" I took the microphone and said lightly, "May I ask where you got this news, saying that I found Miss, and you tell me that I want to have a good talk with him." ”

The only people who can know that I am looking for Miss should be the people of the delegation, and they are the only ones who are so yin to me, damage me, and hack me. Fortunately, Lao Tzu is not very happy with these people.

"Mr. Chen San, don't care where we got the news from, you just need to answer?" The reporter of Huashang Daily looked at me with a righteous face and said.

Also, a newspaper reporter also stood up, also from Shenzhou, and said; "Yes, Mr. Chen San, please tell us, is it true?"

I laughed and said; "Is it true, I have a Mao relationship with you, can you manage it?"

As soon as my words came out, the whole hall seemed extremely quiet, and these reporters looked at me with extremely shocked eyes, especially those Shenzhou reporters. I didn't expect my temper to be so direct, so straightforward, and I didn't give any face.

Those other Dongying reporters and foreign reporters were also confused, and no one expected me to do it as soon as I came up. But I also secretly applauded in my heart, because, this is the reason why the people of Shenzhou are engaged in civil strife by themselves, especially Dongying's next, and they are happy in their hearts, and they like to watch our kind of internal fighting.

"Chen San, what are you talking about?" One of the members of the delegation immediately stood up, frowned at me, and said, "This is our compatriot, you can't talk like that, apologize." ”

"Apologize to your uncle." I said bluntly. "Don't chirp here, you're the boss, or I'm the boss."

The person in this delegation was speechless for a moment, he didn't believe that I was blatantly here, of course, it was different to beat people on the plane before, but now there are so many reporters, and there are also people from this embassy, they can't let me go sideways like this.

"Chen San, you don't have the law of the country." This man buttoned my hat, "It's a strange worm in our country." ”

"Oh, I'm not happy if you talk like that." I took the wine glass on the table and smashed it.

"Ahh The man screamed, and then he collapsed clutching his temples, but he didn't fall into a coma, but looked at me with a dull look.

"Don't think you're from the delegation, just because you can say that about me. Even if it's the people from the embassy, "I glanced at the people from the embassy, these people from the embassy really want to stand up and say a few words, to be peacemakers, seeing my fierce and terrifying eyes, they quickly sat up straight, and their hearts were full of shock." I didn't expect me to be so faceless.

"I'm here to fight, it's pretending, I'll make it clear, you don't have the right to care about me, if you have any objections, call the people in the capital directly," I said lightly, as if saying a very trivial thing, "Now, no one says it, some people say it's okay, I'm still very open, I say one and fight the other." ”

The reporters at the bottom were crazy, slapping at me, and then at the person I had just smashed.

The reporter of Huashang Daily also swallowed his saliva, but still asked in a trembling voice; "This, Chen San, aren't you afraid that you will do this and cause dissatisfaction among domestic netizens? We have come to report on your affairs this time to promote your friendship and martial arts, but you are no different from a primitive person in doing so. ”

"Don't pretend to be so tall, I didn't ask you to write it, I didn't want you to broadcast it, and I don't want to be famous." I shrugged my shoulders and said. "Back to the question of what is called Miss, whether you call it or not, it has nothing to do with your dime, do you have any other questions?"

A reporter pulled the reporter of this daily newspaper and signaled that he should not ask any more sharp questions, otherwise I might rush down and beat people, and then I would be unlucky.

The reporter from Huashang Daily hesitated, but still asked; "This, Mr. Chen San, you came to Dongying to learn martial arts, if, I mean, if you lose, will you feel very uncomfortable and then commit suicide?"

I looked at him with a smile, I'm grass, this bastard came to me on purpose to stimulate me, is this really a reporter from China?

This is here to make trouble, this is to yin me, right?

Can't you say something nice? Why is it so full of regrets?

"You grow up your ambition and destroy your prestige, I have a suggestion now, you can go out, don't ask any more questions. I said earnestly, "Security, ask him to go out."

The Chinese business reporter stood up and protested; "Chen San, you can't do this, I'm a journalist, I have the right to visit you."

"I also have the right not to answer you, it's as simple as that." I said, "No security?" It seems that my words are useless, so let's do it myself. ”

Then my body was like a spring man, and I jumped directly in front of the Chinese business reporter.

"You, you, what do you do?" The Chinese business reporter was stunned, then took a few steps back and looked at me with a look of horror.

The reporter below immediately took pictures again.

I guess my news will make the headlines in the world at night, oh, and the domestic news should be all the news that I beat people.

But what does this have to do with me?

Think of it as a free fame, no notice fee.

"I just asked you out, they didn't invite you, I just invited you." I grabbed the reporter's clothes, and with a flick of my wrist, I threw the guy out of the hall like a basketball.

With a plop on the ground, the reporter spurted out a mouthful of blood.

"You've all seen it, I threw it out, and you're welcome to have a close-up." I said, returning to my chair, "Let's continue to ask questions, but it's a good idea to ask interesting questions, otherwise I'll be unhappy again." ”

The people in the delegation and the people on the embassy side also blackfaced.

Especially the people of the delegation.

This is a worldwide press conference.

I'm just going to make a fuss?

This is to let people all over the world know that Shenzhou people are so rude?

Is it just bullying people with martial arts?

It's just shameless.

Simply, bastards, scum, scoundrels.

Why should the state send such a person?

The people in the delegation were so confused that they didn't want to, and they must call the people in the capital to tell me about my situation, and they must teach me a hard lesson.

After I got this hand or two, these reporters quieted down a little, and they wanted to make a fuss, but they completely settled down.

Especially the Dongying reporters, they also think that I am a very short-tempered person, and I may hit people at any time, so don't make any moves to stimulate me.

So, these reporters also got smart, and a Dongying reporter stood up and asked a question, saying; "Mr. Chen San, how do you feel about coming to Tokyo this time?"

I thought about it for a while, recalled the feeling here, and said it without exaggeration at all, without belittling at all; "Well, this, the night view is good, especially for girls, it's okay, I heard that a certain industry in your Dongying is very developed, this is very good, we have a lot of otaku in Shenzhou, you create more good films to come out, don't be too fake, be realistic, how can you go in and call it, I don't feel interested in watching it like this, the best is a bit of a plot, very exciting."

The reporters below were in an uproar, and then laughed, the very tense atmosphere just now disappeared at once, and many people thought that I was really a fellow believer.

As for what kind of industry is developed, it is a matter of personal opinion.

"Mr. Chen San, welcome to our Tokyo, this is a very beautiful country, you will love it here." "By the way, if you want to live here, you can." ”

"That's not necessary." I said, "After all, we are not from a country, it is okay to come to travel and drive your economy, many people from Shenzhou come to you to consume, which has driven many of your industries, you should say thank you, yes, what do you think?" To be a person, you must know how to repay Entu, and you can't blindly say that we are not good, otherwise, we will not come to travel. ”

The reporter sat down.

Then, a reporter stood up, still a female reporter, who looked a little beautiful, especially with a large bobo.

"Chen Sanjun, I'm a reporter for Royal News." The man introduced himself and said, "After coming to our country, do you want to bow down to our royal family?" ”

"Bow down?" I smiled and shook my finger. "No, Miss, you're wrong, I think you're good-looking, but your speaking skills are not good, why do you want to bow down?"

"Because the identity of the royal family is full of nobility and holiness." The female reporter said proudly.

I laughed and said; "That's what you think, I think it's true that the people of your royal family are the same as us ordinary people, and their identities are different, but this is not comparable."

"Isn't there anything different except for different identities?"

"Yes, of course." I said seriously. "It's all men, women, they all have to eat, they all have to pee, they have to, don't you royal people from the mouth, not from the fart. Come out, forgive me for talking so rudely, I'm just in high school, I don't read much, I'm sorry. ”

"Hahaha."

"Chen San is a very funny person."

"It's the one who offended the royal family, I'm just afraid that there will be trouble."

Some of the reporters below have a lot of discussions.

The female reporter thought for a moment, well, my words were a little rude, but, it's really like this, it's all, eating.

"If you were given a chance, would you enter our royal family?" The female reporter then asked.

"No, it won't." I said with a straight face, "We are not of the same race, do we have other problems?" ”

"Last question, Mr. Chen San, what will happen to you if you fail?"

"I'm sorry, I never thought about that."

"How do you see the historical problems between our two countries."

"I don't talk about politics, I'm a man of the rivers and lakes."

The female reporter sat down.

Then, a reporter from the United States stood up, this person was very tall, very burly, and had a lot of hair, and said; "Mr. Chen, I'm a reporter from the United States, I want to ask, can you learn such a strong martial art at such a young age, are you taking any illegal drugs?"

"No, I'm not from your country, you like to do this the most, if I take illegal drugs casually, I may hang up, you people meddle in other people's affairs, so it will, in fact, I'm not friendly to you people, now you don't have to ask. "All the reporters in the United States are not allowed to ask questions. ”

Some U.S. reporters made a fuss.

"Why?"

"Mr. Chen San, you look down on us people."

"You're bullying us."

"Mr. Chen San, you will suffer if you bully us Mi people."

"We are a strong nation."

I said out loud; "Enough is enough, I said that I will not accept you Mi people to visit, is there anything strange about this? Don't be embarrassed, or I'll throw you out, how many of you, I'll count them. 12345. Five people, or come and besiege me. ”

Five Mi people didn't speak, even fifty Mi people are not my opponents.

"Chen San, you, don't be too complacent, our people have guns, we are not afraid of you."

"Yes, guns are the most powerful weapons."

"You people in the rivers and lakes are already outdated."

"Who has a gun." I asked.

No one spoke.

No one knows what I'm going to do.

I thought I was going to shoot these Americans.

Forget it, no one answers, I'm going to show it, pretend to be forced.

"Several, what about you, don't be too arrogant." I say.

"It's you who are arrogant."

"Yes, I'm arrogant." I said seriously, "It's my press conference, I'm qualified to be arrogant, you can smear me, I'm not afraid of your smear, I still thank you for helping me become famous in the world." ‘

Reporter: "....."

It seems that I have a point.

Help me spread the word about me.

Famous all over the world.

This is not something that ordinary people can imagine and do.

The eyes of the people of the United States on me are called complicated.

"You just have to listen quietly, and you are forbidden to ask questions." I said together.

This time, the people of Mu Guo had nothing to say.

The embassy man whispered to me; "Chen San, this is not good, our relationship with the United States is still very good, you sabotage it like this."

Without waiting for the embassy man to speak, I interrupted him; "Are you the boss, or am I the boss."

"This is not the time to be rash......"

"Believe it or not, I hit you?"

“......”

Then the people at the embassy didn't dare to speak, and they all looked at me with gritted teeth.

A man stood up and said; "Mr. Chen, I'm from the UK, I want to ask if you have confidence in winning this competition."

Oh, this is a good reporter, and finally a normal question has come, back to the point.

I said; "Of course, this time I came to Dongying, just to meet all kinds of masters in Dongying, I stayed in Dongying for five days, and only from eight to nine in the morning, three in the afternoon, and 8 in the evening I have time to play, remember, you have to hurry up, otherwise I will go back in five days."

"So, what are you doing the rest of the time?"

I said; "Sleeping, pickling girls, shopping, buying clothes, playing games, it can't all be just a competition, it's too boring, right?"

Journalists: "......"

I've never seen a person like me give a press conference.

This is also a worldwide press conference.

Moreover, isn't jousting a sacred thing?

Why is it that when it comes to my mouth, it becomes as simple as eating?

Is it really good to don't compete in other things?

The reporter then asked; "Well, Mr. Chen is a very personal person, and I appreciate that about you."

"This, I know, you don't have to say it, I know it when I look at you."

Reporter: "..... Well, yes, where is your next stop? ”

I said; "Your country, England."

"Why?"

"You were the first to participate in the Eight-Nation Alliance, so you were the first." I said.

Reporter; "Didn't you just say that you wouldn't talk about politics and history?"

"I'm going to be a fart when I speak, you don't have to remember it."

Reporter: "......"

Shameless.

Bastard.

Shameless.

That's how journalists define my psychology.

"In other words, you have to challenge the national warriors of the Eight-Nation Alliance back then."

"Not surprisingly, that's the case."

"You're patriotic."

At this point I had to publicize it, I stood up, my fists raised, full of excitement, full of tears, really, my eyes were full of tears.

I began to say in a loud voice; "Ah, my motherland, my mother, my everything, how I love you, I am your son, I am proud of you, proud of you, five thousand years of civilization, forty thousand people, stand up, bright red blood, burst out in the world and tremble, people of those countries."

"Everyone's applauding."

I saw that everyone was looking at me blankly, and I spoke out again.

Everyone is still very confused.

I said; "Applause, I'll send a million red envelopes by myself."

Then, applause rang out,

Thunderous sound.

It's like a world tour.

"Well, VND." I added.

The sound of inverted colors rang out.

"Okay, that's all for today, I'm a little tired too, go back and rest." I said, "Fellow journalists, starting tomorrow, well, if you want to interview, it's going to be difficult, it's not impossible, make an appointment in advance, call my agent, you need to pay for the interview, ten minutes million dollars, remember." “

I said, walking out of the hall with my head held high.

The reporters seemed to be a little shocked by my phone call.

Do you need an interview fee?

Or a million at a time?

Or the dollar?

Greedy.

Very greedy bad guys.

When the delegation and the embassy saw that I was gone, they said some nice things.

As for what to say, I'm not interested in knowing at all.

Aunt Hong appeared behind me like a ghost. ，

"I said, Xiao San, you are a press conference, I guess you are famous all over the world, you are so powerful."

"What's so great about this, I'm helping you advertise." I said with a smile. "Aunt Hong, look, how did I do just now?"

"That's good." Aunt Hong said praisefully. "I have your character and style, so I'm going to reward you."

"Reward sleep?"

"This one isn't. "Aunt Hong said. "I'll take you to see someone in the afternoon."

"Men?"

"Woman."

"Great, I like women."

"You're really not afraid of death." Aunt Hong glared and kicked me away.

I giggled.

Back to the hotel.

Then turned on the TV.

The TV was full of my news.

When I saw me on TV, I was shocked.

Circled,

Am I grass, so handsome?

Handsome with an international character.

Heck, if I'm liked by all the beauties in the world, it's going to be hard for me.

It's hard for me to deal with it alone.

So, I'd better keep a low profile.

Aunt Hong went over there and answered a phone call.

Came back in a moment.

"Boy, you're completely famous."

I pointed to the TV and said; "I know."

Aunt Hong said; "Let's take a look at some of the Sina Tianya in China."

I snorted and took out my phone to surf the Internet.

I looked at it, and then my mood was not beautiful.

"I'm grass, these people in China are fine, I'm so black." I said. "Said that I came to find Miss, that I didn't have a royal law, that I was a bastard, villain. My own compatriots don't support me, and I suspect that some of our media are controlled by foreign forces to hack me. ”

Aunt Hong smiled and said; "What are you afraid of, you're already dark."

I said self-deprecatingly; "My heart is red."

At this time, my phone also rang.

When I saw it, it was King Ji calling.

It's fast enough.

Did the embassy and the delegation jointly protest against my arrogance?

I just took it and asked, is there something wrong? If it's okay, I'll hang up.,I'm watching TV.。

King Ji said; "Chen San, why do you say that you are also a half-official person, if you say this, it will make us very passive."

"What's so passive?" I said rhetorically; "I'll tell you now, Mr. Ji Wang, you asked me to come at the beginning, I didn't have to come, I can go back immediately."

King Ji said; "You don't have to be in such a hurry, I'm just suggesting that you restrain your character, isn't there anything difficult about it?"

"Yes." I said, "I'm going to listen to you, you're my father-in-law." ”

Ji Wang; "Do you want me to promise you and Mingjia something?"

"I didn't say that."

"You win the Dongying master first, let's talk about it."

Aunt Hong suddenly beckoned to me and told me to go to the window and look outside.

I said, that's it, King Ji, I have something to deal with.

Then hung up the guy's phone.

Hmph, Lao Tzu is abroad now, and he still wants to come to remote control me, grandma's, go aside.

I walked to the window.

Then the circle was circled.

I'm grass, really fake.

I saw a group of people.

There are men, there are women.

Moreover, all with banners pulled.

The banner had several large bright red letters written on it.

Down with Chen San.

Of course, that's not enough to make me stupid.

Because all of these people came naked.

Protest with nakedness that I came to Toei outfit!

On the chests of these people, men and women all wrote the words "Down with Chen San".

"So many bobos, a glimpse of the mountains." I sighed.

Dongying people are really not ordinary people.

I love it here.

It's true.