"General, can you please stop us from doing this, what does standing in line have to do with fighting, or let's have a five-kilometer cross-country trip! Practicing this is a pure waste of time. Wang Yuen said.

Lu Zifei said: "Have you read the book of soldiers? ”

"Seen"

"Then you tell me, what kind of army can be invincible and invincible."

Wang Yuen said: "There are many such armies in history, the army of the Qin State sweeping the six countries is counted as the last one, the army of the Han Dynasty is also counted, and the Tang Dynasty is a little worse, if you want to say that the common point is the invincible morale and the brave generals who take the lead." ”

"I want to know if the military book you read belongs to your royal family or something else? I didn't learn the essence at all, fighting a war has a fart relationship with the brave general who takes the lead, and a general's responsibility is to command the army to win the battle and not to see how many people he kills. ”

Lu Zifei's rough words didn't make Wang Yuen angry, if you want to change to a crepe tone, maybe he won't be able to adapt to it?

"Don't give a small tirade, I want to know now what standing in line has to do with fighting." Wang Yuen said stubbornly.

Lu Zifei said: "If an army really wants to do what I said, then its discipline and coordination are absolutely very good, how good is it?" That is, no matter how many people there are in this army, you can only hear one person's voice. ”

Wang Yuen said: "What you said makes sense, but it still has nothing to do with the standing queue!" ”

"You still don't believe that you are a pig brain, standing in line is to cultivate their reaction speed, the degree of tacit understanding, don't underestimate this simple action, not everyone can complete it 100%, my dream is to cultivate a special force in the Great Song Dynasty, it feels a little too difficult." Lu Zifei said with some longing.

"General, what kind of unit is that special force you are talking about, why haven't I heard of this army number?"

Do you know if you've heard it? Think of those special forces who fly behind the wall, go deep behind enemy lines, and take the enemy's head is like probing for something, just thinking about it can make people's blood boil.

Wang Yuen touched his face and found that it was raining, so he said to Lu Zifei, who was in a daze: "General, it seems that it is going to rain, let's avoid it!" ”

Lu Zifei, who came back to his senses, said: "Don't call me a general in the future, it feels awkward, just call me an adult." ”

Wang Yuen said: "It's raining, do you want the soldiers to hide from the rain first, watching the rain will not stop for a while." ”

"Well, that's all for today's training! Tell the men to let them get some hot food for the soldiers. ”

A person flashed next to him and said, "I heard that the adult is a master in this area, can you show us a hand." ”

"Why didn't Huaiyu fight with Huailiang?"

This young man was Yang Huaiyu, who was in the Daimyo Mansion for Master Li, and I saw him smile bitterly: "Huailiang is simply a martial idiot, coupled with his divine power, I am really not his opponent in the case of fighting, it would be a pity not to go to the army." ”

Lu Zifei said: "Although he is much better than before, I still don't feel at ease when he is not by my side, in a few years!" I've never had a chance to thank you, Huaiyu, since you said it, I'll do it myself once today. ”

Wang Yuen said: "Then I will thank you for my brothers first."

"The person you want to thank is not me, but Huaiyu and this God, let's go! Today I will let you know what it means to be famous. ”

Don't think about making a big pot of rice, don't think about making it so fine, there are many people, and it is difficult to adjust the mouth, at this time, it depends on the level of the person in charge, Lu Zifei made Chinese cabbage and pork stewed vermicelli today, this famous dish in the Northeast will be born a thousand years in advance.

"It smells so good! Could it be that the conscience of the person in charge of logistics has found out and changed to cooking? ”

"It's really different from cooking before, I just don't know what to do."

"I'll tell you, today's news is absolutely exciting, do you know who's cooking?"

"Who!"

"I'm afraid you'll drop your jaws"

"Hurry up, don't blame us for beating you up if you sell it again"

"Okay, listen up, it's our general who cooks today, the kind who cooks in person, not for show."

"You lie to the ghost! What is the identity of the general, he will cook for us, and you kid heard the gossip there to deceive us. ”

Wang Yuen came out of the kitchen with a kitchen knife and scolded with a smile: "What are you yelling about? The general is cooking for you, you ruffians can't be quiet, whoever dares to make noise, the toilet for the next half a month will belong to whom. ”

This threat is too great, everyone obediently holds the basin and doesn't speak, but they are shouting in their hearts, "I ate the food cooked by the general himself, and I won't brag about it when I return to Bianjing for the rest of my life." ”

Whether it's rice or steamed buns, it's a big slice of meat, and it tastes so fragrant! Many soldiers said that the cook in front of him should be pulled out and hacked to death, and the food he cooked was like pig food compared to what the general cooked.

In Lu Zifei's concept, when a soldier fights, the first thing to do is to let the soldiers have a full stomach, and under such a policy, the physical fitness of soldiers is rising, and the consequence is that everyone is moaning there with their stomachs.

Yang Huaiyu said: "I now believe that adults can really turn decay into magic in food, this is the best meal I have ever eaten when I am so old, and Fanlou's dishes are not as good." ”

Lu Zifei said with a smile: "Eating in the barracks is to eat an atmosphere, if you want to talk about the color, fragrance, and taste, you must not be able to compare with Fan Lou, this belongs to the psychological effect of people, there are too few ingredients in the barracks, next time you go to the capital, I will treat you to a good meal." ”

Yang Huaiyu said: "Then it's a word, I can take the adult's words seriously." ”

"Brothers, commensurate! You and Fengzi are small, they are both their own people, and it is too much for adults to be called outsiders. ”

"That little brother is better to be respectful than to obey his fate, the ancestor of the family really respects Hanzhang, you really respect it! He said in his letter to me, Hanzhang, if you are a martial artist, then your achievements will never be worse than Han Xin, Li Jing, Guo Ziyi and other famous generals. ”

Lu Zifei said: "Huaiyu, don't kill me, that's General Yang's love, don't take it seriously." ”

Yang Huaiyu looked at the north and said sadly: "You don't know the ancestor, he never talks big, he is almost seventy years old and still charging in the army, he is the back of his descendants who are not filial, look at my brain, I went there." ”

"The Yang family is a loyal martyr, everyone in the Great Song Dynasty will not forget their blood for us to exchange for today's peace, the north is a threshold that you and I must cross, this time the envoy will first explore their reality, don't forget what the name of the title that the emperor gave me."

Yang Huaiyu muttered to himself: "Looking north, yes! The north is not alone in remembrance, but there are many people with themselves. ”

"I'm going to take my ancestors' accident home from Golden Beach, I swear."

Lu Zifei said: "This day will come, and nothing can stop our pace." ”

Due to the rain at night and the mosquito prevention measures were not very good, Lu Zifei couldn't sleep and got up and walked around the barracks, and when he heard the soldiers in the tent also bragging and talking about women, he said to the heralds: "Tell them all to come out"

The assembled soldiers thought that there was an enemy attacking the camp, and hurriedly looked for their weapons, Lu Zifei shouted: "There is no enemy, no need to bring weapons, just come out." ”

Wang Yuen said: "Is there something you want to announce? ”

"No, just ask everyone to come out and chat"

Wang Yuen felt that this main general was not serious again, there was no way, who called someone the main general? What is the most common topic among men, of course, women, and they are more and more excited to talk about women.

Lu Zifei said suddenly: "Stop, stop, stop, the more you talk about it, the more unreliable it becomes, why haven't I heard that women have different structures, what can be different when they take off their clothes and turn off the lights." ”

More than a thousand people burst into laughter, and one soldier said, "General, you have only touched a few women, and the difference is big." As soon as he said this, everyone laughed even more presumptuously.

Lu Zifei scolded: "A bunch of obscene ruffians, you guys are too yellow, it's okay!" It's too much to laugh again, so I'll tell you a story that you're sure to like. ”

"The name of this story is The Legend of the Condor Heroes, and the story starts with a pair of sworn brothers named Guo Xiaotian and Yang Tiexin······ Later, their wives each gave birth to a son, one named Guo Jing and the other Yang Kang... Guo Jing met Hua Zheng on the grassland, but the person he liked was named Huang Rong. ”

"General, is that Yang Kang dead, I think he should be killed a thousand times."

"Can you please not interrupt and let the general finish"

"Guo Jing and Huang Rong have come together?"

All kinds of problems followed, and Lu Zifei didn't remember it very completely, so he could only intersperse the legend of the Condor Heroes and the Condor Heroes, and in the process of talking, he didn't dare to stop at all, mainly because he couldn't deal with all kinds of problems.

Lu Zifei said that he couldn't talk anymore when he guarded Xiangyang, his throat was smoking, but the soldiers didn't let him go! Including Guo Huailiang and Yang Huaiyu were fascinated by what they heard, and it seemed that they wanted to become Guo Jing's ass and urine flow to beat the Mongols.

Wang Yuen said anxiously: "My lord, you should continue to speak!" Did Guo Jing and Huang Rong keep Xiangyang in the end, and did Yang Guo and Xiaolongnu finally come together. ”

Another one said even more excessively: "How good it would be if I were Yi Zhiping!" ”

In exchange, the people around him were mercilessly beaten, and he chattered endlessly: "If you dare to insult the pure fairy in my heart again, I will kill you." ”

"General, you can't do this, there shouldn't be a person like Yi Zhiping in this story, you should get rid of him now."

Lu Zifei dreamed a lot that a story could cause such a big sensation, and then looked at the emotional soldiers, he wondered if he would be able to see the sun tomorrow if he didn't follow their requirements.

"Predict the following, and listen to the next decomposition" Lu Zifei was not afraid of being beaten, so he escaped with a speed of 100 meters of sprint. There is still a sense of pride in returning to the tent, although he is a liberal arts man, but it is no worse than a science and engineering man.