Chapter 18: Planet of the Apes
Autumn soldiers on the battlefield. This is winter, with the crisp weather of autumn, a group of monkeys standing in line on the leveled streams and tidal flats, full of a sense of both vision and disobedience, "Dynasty" and "Mahan" as two squad leaders, with small vests, that is a symbol of identity and status
Every day in the queue training, the 'Big Tiger' must be there, and he has a paranoid fondness for this, Li Dawei has always suspected that the 'Big Tiger' is coming to see his jokes, but there is no evidence. As soon as he saw a monkey who did not listen to the order, he was chased by the 'dynasty' or 'Mahan' and began to lick his paws.
After a year of drought, Li Dawei's brain was on a certain string wrong, and he wanted to build a mighty division for the 'little three'. With more than 20 years of educational career, he has demonstrated strong quality and super patience. There are no wild monkeys who can't teach, only people who can't teach. Food and wine, lumps of earth and crossbows, the 'big tiger' from time to time when sentient beings tear all kinds of hare muntjac, which is a hundred times bloodier than killing chickens.
In half a month, the 'dynasty' and 'Ma Han' stood out, they could understand all the simple orders of Li Dawei, without any mistakes, rewarded the 'yellow jacket', and gave wine and food in public. Each assessment, a group of ten, all the right ones will be rewarded, and three or more mistakes will be punished for one day, and the rewards and punishments will be clear, and they will be cashed out immediately.
A month later, all the participating monkeys passed the customs, the order was prohibited, and there was a basis for advancing and retreating. Li Dawei sighed infinitely, some of the students he taught before were not as good as this group of monkeys, why is this? There are dozens of evidences to doubt that Darwin's theory of biological evolution is not entirely correct.
Another week, the orders of the 'little three' and the 'big tiger' can be understood, this is very embarrassing, it seems that I think too much, the student is not as good as the monkey, and I seem to be...
After careful consideration, another batch of mini-crossbows was made. The first to get it was the 'Dynasty' and 'Mahan', starting with no crossbow arrows, and they couldn't be aimed at their own people at any time, and upgraded to shoot live prey, and the monkeys were all sharpshooters with little training. Emphasize the details, shoot the head, also have to recover the arrows, and the crossbow arrows must be returned when they come back.
Li Dawei kept an eye on it, there was a hidden safety at the trigger, and he only secretly opened it when he was sure to let them be used, and only gave an arrow every time.
The ten monkeys with the strongest learning ability rewarded the divine soldiers, formed the divine machine battalion, and the treatment was improved. The happiest thing for the monkeys is the actual combat drill after the training. Li Dawei took the lead, the 'Dynasty' and 'Mahan' team, with the 'Shenji Battalion', and the rest could only be regarded as a logistics group.
The first prey was the most unlucky, with 12 arrows stuck in the head like a hedgehog. This has to be practiced, shoot one by one, 'make up the gun' if you don't die, and you can't waste arrows if you don't move. The logistics troops were divided into groups, the first prey and the first group, each performing its own duties.
The monkeys lived in a cave not far from Li Dawei's lair, disinfected, rearranged the sleeping place according to their new status, implemented militarized management, and all the monkeys were soldiers. I have to brush my teeth every day, and squatting by the stream in the morning is a sight to behold.
Some sense of accomplishment is something that 'Big Tiger', 'Erlong' and 'Little Three' can't experience, and when they come to open their mouths and clothes to stretch out their hands, what they can experience should be weight gain.
Winter goes to spring, there is no rain, after all, spring has arrived, everything is recovering, spring is also recovering, 'dynasty' and 'Mahan' are restless, the female monkeys are more restless, and the calm is 'little three', and this aspect of emotion has not yet been developed. Li Dawei panicked, the harem of the 'little three' was almost uncontrollable, he felt that his little brother's head was green, and the typical emperor was not in a hurry and the eunuch was in a hurry.
If the monkey group wants to develop, it must be reproduced, I don't know how the 'little three' explained it to the monkeys, or the monkey group was messed up by Li Dawei's management, and the burden of spreading branches and leaves fell back on the shoulders of the 'dynasty' and 'Mahan'. 'Little San' played with a few brothers without heart or lungs, and had no interest in the things that 'Dynasty' and 'Mahan' did in broad daylight.
Where there is oppression, there will be resistance. In terms of combat effectiveness, the monkey is a must-order dish on the diet of many animals, and now that they have taken up arms, they have the urge to turn over and sing the serfs, and they are not merciless in killing, and all 12 arrows have to be used up, and it takes the boss to make them understand that they have to keep two for backup.
Since the "Dynasty" and "Mahan" led the team to hunt and bring back a lot of food, Li Dawei has become idle. The big tree at the door has been killed by Li Dawei's 'close leaning', and now he is climbing trees, climbing rocks, and using flying claws to control it easily, and his small life is very moist. Until one day, the group of monkeys will be very late and bring back a big guy. A tiger has more than 200 catties. When he was dragged back by the monkeys, his fur was scratched, which made Li Dawei feel distressed.
There are no tigers in the mountains, and the monkeys are kings. Now there are tigers, and monkeys are still kings. We can't go on like this, or the animals of the forest will be plagued by the monkeys. This 'heart' has to be praised, placed in the previous life, uh, the future life will definitely squat. A large feast, so that the younger brothers can eat and drink well.
Reducing the lethality of the monkeys, Li Dawei found new fun. A batch of ballistas, that is, short spears, was made. Throwing stones, the fruit monkeys are skillful, and it is much more difficult to throw short spears. Just like throwing a javelin, you don't have to throw it far if you make a big effort, you have to hit the target, and the new challenge has a sense of achievement. Born in sorrow and died in peace!
Made a bamboo whistle, different tones, different commands. Short spears fly, bullets rain. The monkeys are super learning and can hunt with short spears after a month, and the mini crossbow is only reserved for the 'dynasty' and 'Mahan' to protect the monkeys from accidents. The difficulty increases, and at the beginning you can only have one or two at a time, so that you can get the boss's reward.
The progress of civilization is accelerated by advances in tools, often accompanied by killing. The development of human beings is killed in the sea of corpses and blood, and after a long time, it must be combined and divided for a long time, and a group will be closed after a long time, and a group will be separated after a long time, and so on. It's very cruel, the so-called don't break or stand, 'Erlong' will grow a little more every time it molts.
Li Dawei is watching the transformation of the 'two dragons' with great interest. The monkeys came back noisily, and this time the 'Dynasty' 'Mahan' brought back a monkey of his kind, an injured monkey. There is no need to guess, this group of monkeys met their own team, isn't the monkey king fighting each other heads-up, why are there two arrows in his legs? It's not nailed to the head.,It seems that it's still the original technique of the 'little three' learned.。
If this continues, it should be possible to unify the monkey group. The standard routine, the 'big tiger' personally went out, and the roaring monkey king fainted directly. It's okay this way, I don't know the pain when I pull out the arrow. The new monkeys are easy to merge, and they must know who the real 'boss' is, and the 'little three' shows the responsibility that the monkey king should have.
The division of status does not need to worry about Li Dawei, an 'outlier'. Now he is just doing some strategic grasping of the general direction, such as instructing the "Dynasty" and "Mahan" to train the new group of monkeys. The way of the two is simple and brutal and lacks patience, but it is enough to lay the foundation. The order and prohibition have to be carried out in person.
This ghost weather hasn't rained for a year and a half, Li Dawei picked his upper lip and pondered, he could consider going out of the mountain. After a long drought, there will be a lot less danger in the jungle, and there will be no miasma in the most worrisome way. Now that I am more worried, are the three younger brothers willing to go out with me, how will they live after they go out, and where will they live?
'Little Three' is still a half-big monkey, which is easy to do; 'Erlong' has a physique, well, it is easy to handle at present; and the head of 'Big Tiger' is a bit big, and it is easy to cause a sensation wherever it is placed. The most normal thing is yourself, two years of continuous exercise, supplemental nutrition. Lu Dong, whose height is estimated to be placed in his own teaching, is also considered average. I think of the students who used to be more than 1.8 meters or even 1.9 meters, and they had to look up to answer questions, and now they are finally barely enough to be among the 'elders'.
Be prepared. Now is an idea, with plenty of time to prepare. It is impossible for these monkeys to return to the human world on their own, and they will have to teach them some more skills. The reason why the Monkey King can be called the king, natural selection, all aspects must be the best choice, excellent performance in learning, the new and new fallen monkey king gave the name "brocade mouse" reward "yellow coat", and "dynasty" and "Mahan" at the same level. Perhaps they were captured by the two, and the 'Golden Mouse' was afraid of them.
Pigskin armor was prepared for 'Big Tiger' and 'Little Three'. The 'little three' was very interested and showed off everywhere, but the 'big tiger' felt that his movement was limited and always wanted to get it down, but now he got it to his will, and he couldn't help it when he set off. 'Erlong' forget it.
The biggest festival of autumn is winemaking. Last year's fruit was good, the quality of the wine was high, and there was a lot more. This year's weather has been dry and the fruiting rate is very low. Since you are leaving, you have to leave something for the monkeys. The key is to let these three 'former monkey kings' learn to seal it by themselves, so that they can do all the processes. Li Dawei can only do this step by self-lining.
Monkeys are not aware of storing food. Let the monkeys pick as much fruit as possible and hide it in the cave, which is their staple food. Barbecue has learned and even knows how to sprinkle salt. The amount of salt is limited, and if you don't come back, you will have to run out sooner or later, and you still have to learn to make brine from salt mud, which is better than nothing.
The monkey colony has grown and is more efficient. Back in the copper mines, a batch of bronze tools was made, mainly arrowheads, spearheads, and basic tools such as copper knives, which the monkeys would use. Li Dawei finally taught the three former monkey kings to turn on and off the switch and wind the 'mini crossbow'. The crossbow bolt won't last a year or two, so it's as long as you can protect yourself, anyway, there are short spears.
After the winter passed, Li Dawei finally decided to make up his mind to --- out of the mountain. The black word 'Zheng' left by the charcoal pen on the cave wall indicates that he has been here for 991 days, and it is time for him to leave. The monkeys felt something, and they seemed very irritable, and they lost their previous 'strict' discipline. The entrance to the cave was sealed, and Li Dawei even painted it with lime, and wrote "Li Dawei visited here"
The three 'former monkey kings' scratched their ears and cheeks anxiously, jumped up and down and didn't know how to express themselves. Li Dawei let them squat and scratch their heads one by one, "Dynasty, Mahan, Jinmao rat, this group of monkeys will be handed over to you, and we will meet together in the future."