XII. Jokes

The name of the previous chapter was Double Dragon.,Because I came back too late.,Just release it directly.,Forgot to read it.,Sao Rui.ใ€‚

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"Brother Chong, there is one more thing to trouble you!"

Zhu Wu poured wine for a few people again, put the empty jar aside, and opened another jar.

"You say, what's the trouble and not the trouble!" Zhu Chongba said with a smile.

"There is a grave at the back of the temple." Zhu Wu touched him and said, "It's Xiu'er's father who buried." Now that the days are better and Xiu'er is older, I will have to worship in the future. I thought, give it a good fix. Uncle Guo is also from Huaixi, and being buried there is also a return to his hometown. โ€

"Brother, let's do this." Zhu Chongba nodded and said, "Tomorrow morning, we will send someone to Haozhou to do this!" โ€

"The money for repairing the grave, I'll come out here!" Zhu Wu said again.

"Yes, this matter must be paid for by our own family, no matter how good our brother is, it is not on this one!" Zhu Chongba drank a little hot, ripped open the collar of his clothes, and said with a smile.

The moment his clothes were torn open, a hideous scar was revealed, and the flesh and skin inside were not the same color as those around him.

"This is? What's the matter? Zhu Wu asked.

Zhu Chongba smiled indifferently, "Skin trauma, don't worry." It's inevitable that we'll eat knife-edged food. Saying that, look at Zhu Wu, "Don't say you don't have it on you!" โ€

"It's not that big!" Zhu Wu smiled, "There is a place on my shoulder and a place on my back." โ€

said, and smiled self-deprecatingly, "Brother, I'm not as good as you, you are all charging and falling!" โ€

Since going south to Jinling, Zhu Wu has hardly killed anyone with his own hands. Most of the time, his handsome flag appears at the front line of the position, which can cheer up the three armies.

Zhu Chongba took another big sip, and his face was full of wine, "These look scary, you can't die." Here we are. As he spoke, he pointed to his ribs, "There is a wound in this place, it hurts when it rains and clouds, and it hurts to gasp for breath, like a pinprick!" โ€

"What the hell? Arrow? Gun? Zhu Wu then asked.

"What arrows? Firebolt! That's ........" The atmosphere suddenly fell silent and became microseconds, Zhu Chongba slapped his forehead, "Damn, I drank too much!" โ€

Zhu Wu was embarrassed, holding a wine bowl, "Brother, I really don't know about that!" โ€

Zhu Chongba also held the bowl, pretending to be confused, "What's the matter?" โ€

Zhu Wu's eyes rolled, "Brother, did you know about Anqing's matter in advance?" โ€

"What's the matter with Anqing?" Zhu Chongba squinted, "Why do we get more confused the more we listen?" โ€

"On the day of great joy, don't talk about this, drink!" Xu Da raised the bowl on the side, "I did it first!" โ€

Gollum, this bowl, the three of them directly dried it all.

Men, when they should be confused, they have to be confused, and they really can't get along with themselves.

The sharp smell of alcohol ran down the throat and into the stomach, burning like a knife.

Zhu Wu took a piece of meat, tore it into strips, and ate it in small bites, "Brother Chong, Sister Xiuying is about to give birth!" โ€

"Let's do the math!" Zhu Chongba's thick fingers stretched out and moved a few times, "It's almost eight months, and there are still two months!" โ€

As he spoke, his eyebrows and beard moved, and his face was full of smiles, "The midwife showed it and said that Baozhun is a son!" โ€

"Congratulations!" Zhu Wu said with a smile, "When the eldest nephew is born, I will definitely be there!" โ€

"Five, haven't you been married for a few days?" Zhu Chongba burped and said with a smile, "We have an idea!" โ€

"You say!" Zhu Wu said with a smile.

"Look, if you get married, it's only a matter of a year to have a baby, right!" Zhu Chongba leaned closer to Zhu Wu, "If you give birth to a daughter, will you be a daughter-in-law for our son?" โ€

Zhu Wu also burped, and hurriedly ate meat to press down, "What if it's also a son?" โ€

"Then regenerate!" Zhu Chongba said, "If you have a daughter-in-law, are you afraid of having no children? We are all fierce dragons and tigers, our eldest son, with your daughter, do you miss it? โ€

Zhu Wu held a piece of meat in his mouth, and pondered repeatedly in his mind, although I don't have a good history, I have learned from history books, and the battle of Jingjing.

Like, your eldest son is quite fucking short-lived, and he hiccups in his thirties, and my daughter married him, isn't he a widow?

No, history has changed, and it's not certain whether your son is the original son of yours!

But, sooner or later, one day, you cut me, I cut you, marry your family?

Count the ball, what do you want to do so much.

Under Zhu Chongba's eager gaze, Zhu Wu picked up the wine bowl, "Zhong, that's it, I will have a daughter in the future, marry your eldest son." If you have a daughter, marry my son, you can't do it! โ€

"That's good!" Zhu Chongba laughed with a wine bowl.

"Brother, didn't you say that I will have a daughter marry my son in the future?" Xu Da opened his mouth and said, "I also said that my daughter can also give your son, and when the time comes, our two families will kiss each other, and there is no need to give the bride price!" โ€

"It's all said, our guys are fierce. Is it a matter to give birth to a girl and a son? Zhu Chongba grinned and touched his head, "Damn, it's really not resistant, in a blink of an eye, the marriage of his son and daughter has begun to be arranged!" โ€

Several people laughed insolently.

Only Zhou Dexing smiled a little yin. Zhu Chongba also told him that he would have a daughter in the future and be related to his Zhou family.

In fact, only he took it seriously.

Whether it's Zhu Wu or Zhu Chongba, no one will take the drunken jokes seriously.

Who knows what will happen next? Saying this is nothing more than a drunken joke.

The friendship between the two, their generation has ended here.

Zhu Chongba didn't know if he could live until his son grew up. Zhu Wu was like a huge shadow, always hanging over his head.

Just like Dong Junxiao said, Xiang Yu didn't want to kill Liu Bang, but Xiang Yu's subordinates wanted to.

He is not Liu Bang, but he wants to do it. Zhu Wu is not Xiang Yu and will not learn Xiang Yu.

For this little brother, he knew from the day he met that he seemed to be soft-hearted and a little benevolent, but when it was time to make a move, he would never be ambiguous.

Moreover, there is no old love at all.

Ma Xiuying saved him, and the promise of forgiveness and forgiveness was forgiving, but the man of the Guo family died cleanly.

If you really think of the old love, you won't press yourself to death in Huaixi. Dingyuan and the state arranged heavy troops, and they were all his old roots.

and Huai'an, who said it well, actually gave himself hundreds of thousands of mouths, making Huai'an a barrier to his Jinling foundation.

Others always feel that Xiao Wu is benevolent and righteous.

In fact, unconsciously, he did everything he needed to do, and he played everyone who should have played.

Xiao Wu's benevolence and righteousness are just for himself. To be precise, he lied to himself, and when he couldn't deceive himself, everything would be over.

Just like today, it seems that Xiao Wu is telling him in this way. It's been in the past, let's talk about it later.

The two met in the wind and rain in the face of the city god, and the origin was a pot of meat.

Now that King Han is about to ascend the throne, it is another temple and a pot of meat.

The night wind blew in, and the fire in the stove trembled.

A few jars of wine are in their stomachs, and a few people are shaking while sitting,

A wine, drunk in the dark, Zhu Wu and Chongba came out shoulder to shoulder, Xu Da and Zhou Dexing staggered behind.

"Five, what's that song singing about?" Zhu Chongba shook his head, "You want me to come......."

"Who the fuck doesn't want to come, which king and calf don't want to come....."

In the night wind, the little song that day sounded again in Haozhou City, and the two old men pulled the crow's throat, stumbled under their feet, and sang in their mouths.

"Hurry up, King Han is drunk!"

In the dark shadow by the wall, Zhu Wu's guards ran over under the leadership of Zhu Yu.

"Brother Chong, Ming'er will continue to drink!" Zhu Wu was supported by the guards and laughed.

"We're afraid of you!" Zhu Chongba hooked Xu Da's neck with his backhand, "Let's go, go back to sleep!" โ€

Several people, divided into two groups.

One group goes over there, one group goes this way.

There are many more people on Zhu Wu's side than there there.

"No need to help!" Out of the gate, Zhu Wu pushed away the guards beside him, "Follow behind, I'll walk by myself!" โ€

The guards let go of their hands, silently following him.

"Little She'er, keep up!" Among the guards, some people were not at ease and said to Zhu Yu at the back of the team.

"It's coming!" Zhu Yu ran over and slowly followed.

"Dad, the letter over there!" In the night, the blue letter appeared in Zhu Yu's hand.

"Just received?" Zhu Wu's stomach churned and asked.

"Yes, it was given to me just now." Zhu Yu whispered.

Zhu Wu smiled silently and said disdainfully, "Don't contact him these days." โ€

"Yes!" Zhu Yu nodded, "Dad, the Liu Ji plague you want has arrived!" โ€

"God chicken plague, Liu Jizi Berwyn!" Zhu Wu scolded with a smile, "What about people? โ€

"In the backyard of the house, stay in a small courtyard alone! I asked people to send delicious food and drink, and I also sent two girls! โ€

"That's good!"

Zhu Yu continued, "Xi Zhenren's people also arrived, Luo Guanzhong, and sent them directly to the craftsman's workshop!" โ€

Zhu Wu took a big breath and inhaled the night air, "Got it!" โ€