Chapter 257: The Tormented Wang Qi (Add more to the alliance leader "Tang Ren 66")
"Calm down!"
Zuo Wuwei, Liang Jianfang's duty room, a group of old things are fighting at this moment.
"Such a scourge as Helu should be chased and killed for thousands of miles, all the way through!" An old man shouted, "The old man should take his head to make a night pot!" One pot a day. ”
Cheng Mingzhen said lightly: "The old man's judgment, Helu will run away no matter the success or failure of the raid. At this moment, the army will be in the air. ”
The veteran's eyes were red, and the trembling little transparent Jia Ping'an saw the evil spirit.
Damn, these old things are killing people and killing a lot, but whenever they hear about the expedition, it's like distributing rations, and they are arguing.
"What if Heru raids later?" The veteran scolded: "Since he is a thief, he will not stop invading Datang, this time he failed, he will still come next time, do you know why?" ”
Cheng Mingzhen nodded, "If he avoids and stays away from the Tang Dynasty, his subordinates will think that he is not brave enough, and then there will be internal battles and kill him." ”
This is the Turks.
They felt that they were the kings of the past, but now they were beaten into bronze by the Tang Dynasty. Even if it is a rebellion, it still aims at Datang.
"Helu will inevitably say that he wants to regain the glory of the Turks, and the best way is to defeat the Tang Dynasty. But a group of veterans can't see it as clearly as a teenager. Cheng Mingzhen sneered: "Jia Ping'an has long said that He Lu is unreliable, and He Lu will swell more and more if he loses his containment, but who listens?" Who agreed? ”
There was silence in the room.
The veterans are all staring at Jia Ping'an.
Jia Ping'an just smiled.
Su Dingfang said with a smile: "This kid has made us disgraced this time, but he is still calm." How about you wait? ”
Liang Jianfang touched his cheek, where he had been punched before, and it hurt a little, "Damn!" One by one, they said that they had found any young generals, which were worth cultivating, but how about comparing them with little Jabi? ”
This is blatant hatred for me!
Jia Ping'an covered his stomach and frowned: "I'm afraid that I will eat my stomach, and the next official will retire." ”
"Pull the crotch!" Liang Jianfang sneered: "Want to run? If you can hide it from anyone here, you will turn around and give you all your granddaughter. ”
A bunch of old stuff laughed weirdly.
"How did you figure out the truth that Helu must be reversed, say!" Liang Jianfang pressed the handle of the knife with his hand, as if he was about to pull out the horizontal knife in the next moment, and chopped Jia Ping'an with a knife.
Li Jingye, who was indignant at the door, wanted to come in to help, but even Cheng Mingzhen, who was good to Jia Ping'an, said lightly: "Say!" ”
Su Dingfang said even more impatiently: "What are you waiting for if you don't say it?" ”
It's too much!
The brother's character is rather unyielding, and he will definitely not bow his head.
Li Jingye clenched his fists.
Jia Ping'an got up and said: "This matter is also simple, starting from human nature, Ashina Helu is the defeated general of Datang's subordinates, and then bowed his head and took the initiative to lead the party......"
The saying that the party leading the way is good.
The veterans bowed their heads.
"Such people can bend and stretch, stretch and shrink ......"
"Isn't that what you said?" A veteran laughed particularly obscenely.
"Hahahaha!"
A group of old guys who are old enough to be Jia Ping'an's grandfather are laughing obscenely.
Jia Ping'an coughed dryly, "Then the first emperor asked him to collect the Turkic tribes, which is to let him accumulate his own power." A person, when he is sitting on such a powerful force, and there is no restraint around him, you old commanders, he will definitely rebel! It's not a truth, it's human nature. Human nature...... Insatiable! When temptation is imminent, they go berserk, even knowing that failure will kill them. ”
"Humanity?" Su Dingfang frowned, "What do you think ......?"
"The human heart cannot resist temptation." Jia Ping'an said: "It's like when facing the temptation of women, how many people can sit still? Megumi Yanashita is just a rumor, even if it's true, how many Megumi Yanashita have been produced in the past thousand years?
The Tang Dynasty allowed Ashina Helu to rein in the old Turkic department, and a certain always thought that this was deliberate. The DPRK deliberately asked him to gather those Turkic tribes together, and then destroy them in a war. But then I felt that it was wrong, why? Because Datang still has many opponents, and there is no such leisure. Goryeo, Baekje, Tibet...... There are also those forces in the Western Regions waiting for the Tang Dynasty to suppress them, and it is impossible to play such methods. ”
He quit.
As soon as he arrived outside the door, Li Jingye said in a low voice: "Brother, they forced you to say your own knowledge, you should resist and not say it." ”
This mallet, Jia Ping'an shook his head, not ready to explain to him at this moment.
When Li Jingye saw it, he became more and more unhappy.
There was a veteran in it who scolded: "Lao Liang, as well as Lao Cheng and Su Dingfang, Xiao Jia This is his own knowledge, you three special mothers forced Xiao Jia to say it, this is to make us owe favors, right?" Shameless! ”
"It's just that you can't listen to it if you don't want to. Listening to it is to get the benefit of Xiao Jia, and you have to take care of him in the future, who will do this business with the three of you? ”
Liang Jianfang's loud voice came, "You know how to scold and scold when you wait for the special mother, but you refuse to offend people." It's all over the years, and when you may die in bed, what are you cautious? Do you know how to learn? Isn't that refreshing? It's better to cultivate a few young people, if that young man is promising, there will be a lot of writing in the history books......"
"yes!"
"It's a fart! The three of them did it on purpose. ”
There was a shouting and scolding inside.
Li Jingye was stunned, "Brother, this is actually a good thing?" ”
"What do you think?"
Jia Ping'an smiled at the corner of his mouth.
When I returned to Baiqi, I heard Shao Peng shouting, "Why don't you go to Qinglou?" It's your turn, six times! Let's do the math! ”
"Fuck a fart, so-and-so was spanked and couldn't move."
"Didn't you say anything last time...... Don't move? ”
Madan!
Tang Xu said angrily: "I am unwell today. ”
"What days of the month?" Shao Peng's sharp teeth made Tang Xu collapse.
But he just didn't go.
Come home later, eat, and get ready for bed.
Tang Xu coughed dryly, "My husband flashed to his waist today......"
Chen: "......"
On the evening of the second day, Tang Xu rubbed his waist, "My husband's waist is not good yet." ”
After a few days in a row, Tang Xu was a little restless.
When he came to Baiqi in the morning, he saw Jia Ping'an checking the news, Tang Xu's mood was better, and when he saw Bao Dong rummaging through the cakes, he scolded: "Eat, eat, eat, know how to eat!" ”
Jia Ping'an glanced at him, knowing that Old Tang was uneasy at the moment, worried that he was no longer strong.
Ay!
That's how hard it is for men.
Later, after Jia Ping'an checked the news, there was nothing worth noting, so he quietly retreated.
All the way to Qianniuwei, because of the last provocation, Menzi didn't care at all.
Ahead, several Qianniu were practicing hand-to-hand combat, and one of them was Li Jingye.
Li Jingye kept in mind his brother's explanation: Don't beep when you first arrive in a new place, don't be a beep, take your time, and then show your true skills after you are familiar with it.
He firmly remembered, so after entering Qianniuwei, he became famous for his smile, and everyone was willing to be close to him.
Everyone was fighting, and he was reining in.
So there were fights and dealings.
"Dedication!"
Jia Ping'an shouted.
When a Qianniu Bei saw that it was Jia Ping'an, he scolded: "That slut is here......"
Before he could finish speaking, he felt like he was taking off into the air, and then he flew out.
Bang!
He knocked down one person, and the remaining Qianniu Bei saw the violent Li Jingye for the first time, and couldn't help but be dumbfounded.
Is this the honest Li Jingye?
Li Jingye strode with a fierce look in his eyes, and Qianniu prepared to roar, and flew over and grabbed his shoulder, ready to use the wrestling method.
Hard!
He tried his best to pull, but Li Jingye didn't move.
Hey!
Then make a stumbling block.
He stretched out his legs to stumble, but Li Jingye's feet seemed to have roots.
"Stop!" , Jia Ping'an spoke up before he revealed his strength.
"Brother!"
Jia Ping'an is full of black lines.
How can you be so barbaric?
Li Jingye, who is not low-key, can Qianniuwei bear it?
……
"Chang'an Canteen is the source of wealth for Jia Ping'an and Princess Gaoyang, and Jia Ping'an bought a new house in Daodaofang, which is the money used." A man was praying.
Wang Qi looked like he had regained his original calmness and self-confidence.
Zhou Xing glanced at Chen Erniang and felt that this woman was becoming more and more charming, "Wang Shangshu, that Jia Ping'an is too proud, and he thinks it's time to fight back." ”
Wang Qi said lightly: "Calm." ”
It's a hint: do it, but don't do it.
Recently, Wang Qi has been like this.
Chen Erniang raised her head, her eyes were full of concern, "Why don't you go and test that little thief?" ”
Wang Qi felt a pang in his heart, but nodded in agreement.
Later, Chen Erniang came out again, but she was dressed up.
Wang Qi felt a little cold on his back, and a little cold on the top of his head.
He can stop it, and even just one sentence can make Chen Erniang never go to meet Jia Ping'an again.
But Chen Erniang has already hooked up with Jia Ping'an, and in the future, she will not be able to use it and put Jia Ping'an to death.
If you can't bear it, you will make a big plan!
I can't bear the child, and I can't catch the wolf.
Han Xin had the humiliation of his crotch, so he had the glory of later.
So it is!
He took a deep breath, and when he opened his eyes, he found that Chen Erniang had gone out.
He took out a slender needle and plunged it into his thigh, his eyes bursting with excitement.
Pain and joy!
……
Chen Erniang went all the way to the outside of the imperial city, but learned that Jia Ping'an was not in Baicai.
Where did that thief go?
Chen Erniang swayed all the way, and not far after she went out, she saw Jia Ping'an.
Jia Ping'an saw her, but pretended to be thinking about something.
When dealing with women, be calm.
Chen Erniang also pretended to find out about his appearance, and rode over in surprise, "Jia Lang! ”
Wipe!
This name is very ambiguous!
Jia Ping'an's heart was stunned, and his eyes also showed joy, "Erniang! ”
Chen Erniang wanted to vomit, but said happily: "Seeing Jia Lang, the slave is really happy." ”
Jia Ping'an also wanted to vomit, but lowered his voice when he heard the words, "There is a familiar reverse journey, or you can go to a certain house." ”
Let's go open a room.
You're a fool!
Chen Erniang said shyly: "That Wang Qi is strictly guarded, and the slave misses Jia Lang, so he secretly came out to see him, and then he had to go back." ”
"Soon." Jia Ping'an looked longing.
Slut! Chen Erniang was also speechless, "......"
She sighed: "The slave just wants to stay with Jia Lang for a long time, if he can't bear it, he will make a big plan!" ”
Saying that, she looked at Jia Ping'an affectionately.
There is a lot of drama in this woman's eyes, but for Jia Ping'an, this kind of drama is not a problem at all.
Jia Ping'an sighed, "If the two love for a long time, how can it be in the morning and twilight." ”
There is no such word card at this moment, but a famous sentence is a famous sentence, and Chen Erniang's eyes couldn't help but burst with brilliance.
This young man, there is really a lot of talent, and he can spew it out anytime and anywhere.
And he can say such famous sentences casually, which shows that he has a deep affection for himself.
Chen Erniang felt less suspicious and vigilant in her heart, and then took the opportunity to probe: "How much money can you earn in Baiqi?" If it's not enough, the slave will go back and find a way to get some money, and ...... in the future."
She glanced at Jia Ping'an shyly and timidly, "In the future, slaves and Jia Lang will fly away." ”
Vomit!
Jia Ping'an wanted to vomit.
Then he said expectantly: "Don't worry about money." ”
This teenager ...... Shouldn't it be a show-off at the moment? Show off your ability to make money, where and where to make money......
Men like to show off, even Wang Qi.
So Chen Erniang was full of confidence, but she touched a full bag.
The old lady still didn't believe it.
She asked again, "They said you were good at cooking?" ”
"yes!" Jia Ping'an said affectionately: "I will make it for you to eat in the future." ”
The old lady doesn't want to eat!
Chen Erniang roared in her heart, but patiently asked again: "Then stir-fry can make money!" ”
"yes!"
Jia Ping'an's heart moved.
This girl always asks stir-frying, what do you want to do?
No, she has been inducing and wants to ask about stir-frying to make money.
What is that?
Chang'an canteen!
She came to ask the Chang'an canteen...... Why?
It can't be eating, last time Wang Qi wanted to go to Chang'an Canteen to eat new dishes, but Jia Ping'an sent Wang Lao Er to go, and chopped his entourage with a knife, which was miserable.
So you want to attack the Chang'an canteen?
So...... Just give her a ride.
Jia Ping'an said proudly: "A certain person can get a large amount of money every month in the Chang'an canteen, the whole family has no worries about food and clothing, and there are many balances, only one or two years old, a certain person can be regarded as a rich person in Chang'an City." ”
Slut!
Sure enough, he made a fortune by relying on the Chang'an canteen.
And Gao Yang is the same, he got rid of the financial predicament with the help of the Chang'an canteen, and he refused to toss, which made Wang Qi a little helpless.
This is your chance!
Chen Erniang was happy in her heart, thinking that she wanted to give Jia Ping'an some sweetness, so she approached and held his hand and pinched it slightly.
Ay!
Brother is not that kind of person!
But Jia Ping'an had to pretend to be short of breath and excited, and then clenched Chen Erniang's little hand.
You let it go!
Chen Erniang had already sensed Jia Ping'an's intentions just now and wanted to dodge, but Jia Ping'an's shot was like lightning, which made her feel helpless to avoid it.
Thanks for the chest boost!
Jia Ping'an held Chen Erniang's hand, thinking that if she came out, if Wang Qi was really perverted, he would definitely send someone to follow.
When the time comes......
Will someone make a real pervert?
I'm really looking forward to it!
Chen Erniang broke free of his hand, thinking that this was a teenager who had never played with women, and he would be completely out of shape when he met the woman he liked.
But it also shows that the old lady is very beautiful!
Thinking that Jia Ping'an didn't even sleep with famous prostitutes like Yaxiang, but was fascinated by herself, Chen Erniang couldn't help but feel secretly proud.
The old lady is beautiful!
Back at the place, Chen Erniang happily went to see Wang Qi.
"Wang Shangshu, that Jia Ping'an said, sure enough, not only him, but even Princess Gaoyang's family relied on the Chang'an canteen, so there was extra money. If you can make the Chang'an canteen bad......"
Wang Qi glanced at her and found that her hair was neat, and there were no traces on her face.
He was relieved and said, "Leave it to Zhou Xing." ”
Zhou Xing responded, and then Wang Qi waved his hand.
Later, a person came in and said in a low voice: "Chen Erniang went to meet Jia Ping'an, the two were talking, Chen Erniang looked at ......"
This person glanced at Wang Qi, and Wang Qi said lightly: "How can you be angry about such a trivial matter?" Say. ”
"Yes." This person felt that Wang Shangshu's measurement was big, "Later, Chen Erniang went to grab Jia Ping'an's hand, and the hands of the two held it for a long time, and Jia Ping'an seemed to be rubbing ......"
Wang Qi smiled and said, "It's just hypocrisy." ”
Someone came to leave.
Wang Qi's face turned blue in an instant.
He was breathing rapidly, and he only felt a fire burning in his chest, but he was extremely tight.
It's uncomfortable!
When he was extremely uncomfortable, he took out a long needle and plunged it into his arm.
……
Jia Ping'an was pondering this matter.
The last time Wang Qi sent someone to the Chang'an canteen to set fire failed, he never had an idea again. Why this time?
For yourself?
No.
Even if the Jia family loses the Chang'an canteen, they can still rely on stir-frying.
Then it's for Gao Yang.
No, it's killing two birds with one stone.
But arson Wang Qi didn't dare, if he did it again, Jia Ping'an would kill him, and even the eldest grandson Wuji would have nothing to say.
- You are so stupid, you deserve to die! The old man also saved trouble.
But is there any other way to pit the Chang'an canteen?
What was the biggest influence on the hotel restaurant in later generations?
Hygiene!
Cockroaches and rats were found in what soup base.
What kitchen sewage cross-flow, the ingredients are on the edge of the sewage.
The guests of Chang'an Canteen are either rich or expensive, and the most taboo thing is hygiene.
Thinking of this, Jia Ping'an touched his chin and said playfully: "Playing with porcelain? I've seen a lot of this. ”
In later generations, there were countless ways to touch porcelain and plant stolen goods in restaurants and restaurants, and they could all be compiled into a book.
Jia Ping'an went to the Chang'an canteen later and explained.
On the second day......
The two men came to the Chang'an canteen.
The two came early, so they went in the first batch smoothly.
The short thin man said lightly, "Order." ”
The man on the side opened his mouth, his mouth full of rotten teeth, and said, "I want one more lamb chop soup, put it together." ”
"Yes."
The two chose to eat in the lobby.
There are more than 10 cases in the lobby, which can accommodate more than 10 people to eat at the same time.
Serve afterwards.
Jia Ping'an was on the second floor, surrounded by Cao Yingying and Wang Fu, as well as a few bad people.
"You wait and watch, if those people want to start, most of the things are in their sleeves, just wait for them to make a move, and they will be caught immediately."
"Who are the regular customers, exclude them." Jia Ping'an's arrangement was not chaotic at all.
The range has been narrowed down one step further.
"Seven people are suspected." Cao Yingying praised: "Brother's method, let a certain learn again." ”
Cao Yingying's sycophants were very poor, Jia Ping'an looked left and right, "Staring at them, whoever caught the person who did it, ten dollars." ”
I'll go.
That's a big reward!
There must be brave men under the so-called heavy rewards, and those bad people have adopted the means of targeting people and targeting the suspects.
But there was no way in the box, so Jia Ping'an arranged for people to block the outside, and once he shouted, he would take action.
If you dare to plant a false accusation, you must be ready to be cleaned up.
He couldn't be staring at him every day, so he was ready to go back.
"Brother!"
Cao Yingying's eyes were good, he pointed to a person in the lobby and said, "Look, that person is groping for things in his sleeve." ”
The man with rotten teeth thought he was very secretive and took out a dead mouse, then looked left and right, covered it with the long sleeve of his left hand, and prepared to throw the dead mouse into a large portion of mutton chop soup with his right hand.
This kind of means, really low!
Jia Ping'an rushed over, and just as the man with rotten teeth threw the dead mouse into the soup, and the short and thin man stretched out his chopsticks to clamp it, he flew up and kicked the man with rotten teeth out.
Bang!
The Rotten Tooth Man fell in the middle.
When the short and thin man saw that it was Jia Ping'an, he suddenly despaired in his heart, and then he wanted to scream.
"How dare you let a rat die?"
Cao Yingying came over, reached out and picked up the tail of the dead mouse, lifted it up, and shouted: "Look, look, this man actually threw the dead mouse into the soup, what is this trying to do?" ”
The short and thin man shouted, "It's not for me to put it, it's for it." ”
Jia Ping'an carried the pork rib soup and smashed the entire crockpot on the short and thin man's face.
The soup has only been on for a short time, and it is still hot.
"Ah......h
The man's cry was terrible.
Jia Ping'an stood there, without speaking, someone on the side said: "Before he said that he saw a mouse, Jia joined the army and came, which can be seen to be a false accusation." ”
"Why did you plant it?"
"Hey! The business of Chang'an canteen is good! ”
Everyone suddenly realized, and they couldn't help but be angry for a while.
"This kind of behavior is disgusting, someone who knows the criminal department will get them in."
Wang Qi's people were staring at the side, and when they saw this, they hurriedly went back to tell them.
"Wang Shangshu was discovered by Jia Ping'an."
Bang!
Wang Qi stood up, his eyes full of anger, "Who leaked this?" Let Zhou wake up! Let him come at once! ”
As soon as Zhou Xing arrived, Wang Qi scolded: "How did you do it? Rubbish! ”
As he spoke, he kicked it, but it happened to kick Zhou Xing's crotch.
"Oh......"
Zhou Xing slowly knelt down with his legs between his legs.
Why kick so-and-so?
He was confused.
"Brute!" Wang Qi subconsciously picked up the thin needle and poked it.
"Whew!"
Wang Qi felt that something was wrong, so he stepped back and scolded: "Get out!" ”
He was a little apprehensive, worried that his masochism would be discovered.
So what?
Hey!
He came up with a good idea.
"Go, get the fabric, and learn to make clothes from today."
Chen Erniang was stunned, "This is not in accordance with the rules." ”
Men make clothes, do you want to make others laugh and lose their big teeth?
Wang Qi said lightly: "A certain request is quiet." ”
He's the boss, whoever dares to put his beak to death!
So later, Wang Qi found a woman who was good at needlework to follow and learn.
Cocking the orchid finger, this is not for beauty, but for the convenience of needle......
……
Ask for a ticket.