Chapter Twenty-Four: Calculations are Made
In the tavern chosen by Zhou Kui, the proprietress is surnamed Han, but no one has ever called her surname, they all call her the proprietress . She also likes to be called that.
This is a woman who is not tall and thick, and her appearance is absolutely similar to the bucket usually used by ordinary people's homes, and Zhou Kui has always called her "bucket" in private.
"Bucket" has small eyes, her skin is yellow and black, her hair is faintly yellow, and the most disgusting thing is that she has a hairy black mole on her right chin.
Perhaps because of her, although the tavern's business cannot be said to be cold, it must not be called prosperous. She didn't seem to care, and she looked like she couldn't wait to be idle. Once she is at ease, she leans her left shoulder against the door frame and leisurely sippers on melon seeds.
She swallowed melon seeds differently, first gently biting the melon seeds with her front teeth, and her tongue immediately deftly separated the melon seeds from the melon seed skin, and at the same time sent the melon seed skin to her lips, and then spit it out in a dashing manner.
There are often cases where she spits on people's faces or bodies, which must provoke people's anger, so she twists and laughs, and people often don't bother to bother with her.
Zhou Kui often passed by her door, and this kind of situation was inevitable, but Zhou Kui hated her honor in his heart, and he didn't even bother to give it an angry look, so he passed quickly.
That day, Zhou Kui, who was irritable and couldn't distinguish between east and west, north and south, actually entered her tavern and sat down.
When the wine and food were ready, Zhou Kui realized that he had the heart to get up and leave, and he was afraid that he had wasted the money on the wine and food, so he had to admit that he was unlucky.
But Zhou Kui is different from ordinary people after all, obviously, in order to prevent himself from regurgitating, he tries to find a little bit of her strength.
However, it was too difficult to discover her strengths, and it wasn't until she had some alcohol that Zhou Kui noticed that her smile was beautiful. No, not only is it pretty, it's even a little charming, especially with her smile in her eyes.
Zhou Kui didn't know that her smile was because he had brought her a lot of profits, and he was sincere and didn't hide any falsehoods. Zhou Kui didn't want to know, he thought her smile was good-looking. Since then, Zhou Kui has often come and slowly become familiar with her.
Therefore, when she saw Zhou Kui coming from a distance, she hurriedly greeted him with a smile, pushed him, and said angrily: "You have suffered a thousand knives, why haven't you seen you for so many days, is it possible to forget the old lady?" ”
Zhou Kui couldn't tell when she changed her address to herself from "Boss Zhou" to "Suffering a Thousand Cuts". Zhou Kui was not disgusted, but because he was irritable, he was too lazy to take care of her, so he went into the tavern by himself.
She was stunned for a moment, then hurried to the front of Zhou Kui, and said exaggeratedly: "Hey, hey, hey, what's wrong?" As he spoke, he gently squeezed Zhou Kui's hand.
Zhou Kui unconsciously shrank his hand and reproached: "I'm worried, don't be poor, go get wine and food, you have to get drunk." ”
She stopped, couldn't help but give him a blank look, and turned to go to the back kitchen. Don't look bloated this girl, but she is quite neat, and after a while, the wine and food have been served.
Zhou Kui didn't squeak either, and drank by himself. Zhou Kui originally had an excellent amount of wine, and he couldn't stand drinking stuffy wine, and after drinking less than three pots, he slowly had the intention of drinking.
She had been watching coldly, and seeing the heat, she carried a small stool, sat down beside him, and rubbed him ambiguously with her shoulder.
She must have gotten something on herself again, and it was fragrant. Zhou Kui still understood, his heart was itching, and he smiled at her with bad intentions, and said, "What, you want to drink with your master?" ”
She deliberately laughed and said: "You have suffered a thousand knives, what can you do if you drink together, the old lady is still afraid of you?" ”
"Okay, you stinky, tease me so many times, I just drunk you and did you, what can you do?" Secretly thinking about it, Zhou Kui didn't dare to speak, just drink with her one cup at a time.
She was not afraid, and she would do everything when she was full, and from time to time she would snuggle into his arms or hold his head and kiss him.
Zhou Kui's heart was like a fire, but unfortunately he was not strong enough to drink, and it didn't take long for him to fall into her arms.
When she woke up again, Zhou Kui and her were actually tied to the bed leg in her room with messy clothes, and a tall and fat villain stood in front of him, followed by two little guys, staring at them angrily.
Zhou Kui was startled, and immediately understood, so Zhou Kui was embarrassed, hurriedly lowered his head, and asked quietly, "Fuck, what's going on?" ”
She pretended to be aggrieved and said, "What's the matter, you don't know? Still asked? He's my husband. ”
Zhou Kui said angrily: "Isn't your husband dead, you fucking want to kill me?" ”
Hearing Zhou Kui's anger, her fire also came up, and said: "Who can blame this kind of thing, I don't fucking say he's dead, can you fucking have the guts?" ”
She unconsciously raised her voice, obviously making the wicked man realize that they had woken up, and Zhou Kui wanted to say more, but the wicked man had already said in a loud voice: "The adulterer and adulteress, when death is dying, what are you still muttering?" With that, he came over and kicked Zhou Kui viciously.
Zhou Kui couldn't help screaming in pain, and the wicked man ignored him, went to untie the rope for her, picked her up like a chicken, turned around and rushed to the two little guys and said: "You two have taken a look at this adulterer, I will let this adulteress go to the next door for trial, so as not to collude with the two confessions." ”
After that, he carried her into the next room, and said with trembling voices: "Are you really fucking with him?" ”
"That's your mother's head, you let me down." She scolded, struggled, and couldn't do anything.
He was stunned for a moment, let go of his hand, let her stand up, and said, "Did he really not tarnish your innocence?" As he spoke, there was jealousy in his eyes and a look of anticipation.
She came up and knocked him on the head, and said, "Your mother was just polluted by him, damn it, you hurt my mother." ”
He was beaten and scolded, but because he received a negative answer, he actually laughed. After laughing, he asked again: "So, he really didn't defile you, and you completed the task assigned by the nine thousand years old?" ”
It turned out that she was actually sent by Wei Zhongxian to spy on King Xin. King Xin never went out except when he entered the palace to see the emperor and Empress Zhang. There was no way, she had to find a way from Zhou Kui. I didn't want to get drunk, and I couldn't help but feel moved, and she didn't even bother to ask.
Hearing him ask, she couldn't help but secretly regret it, but she didn't want to take the fault on herself, her eyes rolled, and she had an idea, and said angrily: "Your mother is a dog, if it weren't for your fucking jealousy and nerves, I'm afraid it would have been done a long time ago." ”
This is a big mistake, and it should be executed by Ling Chi. He didn't know what she was thinking, and when he thought about it, it was his own fault, so he panicked and said at a loss: "How is this good?" ”
Seeing that he was tricked, she smiled secretly and pretended to be helpless: "How is it good?" The matter was messed up by you, what do you say, hold accountable. ”
He became more and more panicked, and couldn't help kneeling on the ground, looking at her with a pleading face, and said, "For the sake of our friendship with you, please, no, please ask my aunt and grandmother to save the little one." ”
The goal has been achieved, she didn't want to tease him anymore, pondered for a while, and said: "Okay, the old lady will save you, but you have written down this friendship, and you must repay the old lady well in the future." As he spoke, seeing that he nodded busily, he paused before saying, "That's it, start another line." ”
Wei Zhongxian has rules, each line undertakes the task independently, and it is strictly forbidden to use it casually unless it is absolutely necessary, even if the other line belongs to him.
He knew it, but he had no choice but to nod helplessly, and carried her again in the past, lest he hurt her again, and went back to her room lightly.
Zhou Kui didn't know that there was anything special in it, lest she talk nonsense, and was worried about himself, when he saw that he had brought her back and tied her up, he couldn't help but glance at her.
She understood what he meant, glanced at him, and whispered: "Don't worry, I will say what I should say, and what I shouldn't say, the old lady will never say it." ”
Zhou Kui was relieved and said: "Lao Tzu is Lao Taishan who believes in the king, tell you, let Lao Tzu go quickly, otherwise, Lao Tzu will one day destroy your nine clans." ”
The wicked man was stunned for a moment, turned around and whispered to a little guy, who turned around and left. The wicked man actually stared blankly, and only then did he slowly turn around until the little guy was far away.
Zhou Kui thought he was afraid, so he became more and more energetic, and scolded again without hesitation. Zhou Kui scolded people in a set, but he actually renovated it in a new way, and he didn't see the repetition.
The wicked man didn't speak, but came over and punched and kicked him, obviously, spilling all the qi he had just received on his body. The villain has been specially accustomed, and there is even a set, which made Zhou Kui scream like a pig, but he did not show the slightest scar.
At this time, a person who came in shouted loudly: "Guna man, stop quickly." ”