Chapter 228: Eight of the Tricks
Everyone was stunned when they heard Zhu Xiaobao's shouting, and they did everything possible to attract those female warriors to their tables. But he's good, and he still has to collect money, isn't he poor and crazy? You know, who dares to show off on the stone table here, which one is not a rich aristocrat, all of them have a lot of family backgrounds, and they are not short of money at all, how can there be such a strange little fat man?
"No, no, my friend, it's not right for you to do this, how can you collect money from these beautiful female warriors. We're all free, and the best! Hachitu hurriedly ran over at this time, and thought about Zhu Xiaobao very enthusiastically, he thought that Zhu Xiaobao didn't understand the rules and wanted to explain it to him.
"Oh? Did you seduce a female warrior? Zhu Xiaobao asked disdainfully with his stomach straight.
"This ...... Not yet...... But soon! I'm never going to take money from these beautiful female warriors! Hachitu paused, and said a little embarrassed, he came a few days ago, he had already slaughtered two sheep, and no female warrior was willing to associate with him until now. But this guy is very patient, anyway, he brought six sheep, and he is not in a hurry at all!
"Isn't that the end of it? These female warriors eat for free, so the money in their pockets can't be used, and I'm helping them solve their problems! And the money you buy and the one you give away for free definitely taste different! Trust me, you can't be wrong? Why don't you get two pieces first? Zhu Xiaobao said in a heartfelt manner, saying that Ha Chitu was a little confused, but the taste of this stinky tofu was so weird that he couldn't help but be curious, and exchanged twenty skewers of roast mutton for five pieces of stinky tofu. Both sides ate with relish!
Everyone felt that Zhu Xiaobao's way of asking for money must have offended those female warriors, but the development of things was often unexpected, and finally a very young and shy female warrior approached and asked in a low voice, "Can you sell me two yuan?" ”
"Two taels of silver! Come, old apprentice, hurry up and give her the spices! Zhu Xiaobao unceremoniously stretched out his chubby palm and took two taels of silver.
"Hmmm! Give me two more ...... Oh no, bring me five more! "I didn't expect to eat two pieces of this golden fried stinky tofu, this young sister was still unsatisfied, and asked for five more, this time I simply sat down and ate it!
"What's the situation? We all supply it for free, and they still like to ignore it, and now they pay for it themselves and have a good time? Isn't that a shit? Some people were muttering in secret, but they couldn't help but be curious, so they went to buy two yuan, and the two taels of silver were earned by Zhu Xiaobao!
"Hey! Little fat man, are you telling the truth? Drink a jar for free without pouring? "At this time, an older female warrior ate several pieces of stinky tofu, and felt a little distressed about the money in her pocket, this thing is too expensive, and she only has a dozen taels of silver in her pocket, so it costs money to eat here!
"Huh? It's not free, it's me to you, I'll go with you, if you're drunk, come with me, of course, if you want to spend money to buy it, twenty taels of gold a jar ......" Zhu Xiaobao raised his head and said. This female warrior is a tall horse, with a foot of 1.85 meters. Zhu Xiaobao really had to tilt his head and talk to her.
"Humph! I don't want you to go with me, as long as I drink it, you can give me another jar! "This female warrior is usually very good at drinking, but now that Zhu Xiaobao has opened the wine jar and consciously let the aroma of wine come out, this female warrior can't help it! But twenty taels of gold is too expensive, so she still chooses to give it a go, she is very confident in her drinking, and if she loses, she will play with this little fat man for a day, as long as he is not afraid of being crushed to death by himself!
"Okay! Yes! This sister, can you start now? Zhu Xiaobao looked at this tall female warrior very expectantly, wondering if he could move such a big female warrior? Tsk, this body, this breasts, this thighs, this ...... Alas, it would be nice to turn around and see if the ass is up to par!
When Zhu Xiaobao was still thinking about what was wrong, the female warrior had already picked up a jar of burning knives, took a big sip of it, and then shouted very excitedly: "Good wine, it's really strong!" It's so good that it's worth it even if you drink it! ”
"Hee-hee, this sister, come on, eat some food, the appetizers are free, don't say I bullied you......" Zhu Xiaobao was very attentive and put out a few cold dishes, actually sauced beef and red oil belly, etc., which are very suitable dishes for wine.
"Humph! If you want to drink me down with this jar of wine, I'm afraid you'll be disappointed, but, little fat man, I see that you're getting more and more pleasing to the eye, okay, you can come with me later! This time, I finally found someone who was a little interesting! "That female warrior, eat happily, drink to the fullest, the more you look at Zhu Xiaobao, the more pleasing it is to the eye!
"Hey! We want it too, why can she drink it alone? "At this time, the fried stinky tofu can no longer satisfy these female warriors, they are even more fascinated by this kind of burning knife, although now every month the nineteenth princess will send five hundred altars of burning knives, but it is not their turn at all, that is, they have tasted one or two cups, but it is definitely not as tempting as this kind of superb burning knife!
The best burning knife brought by Zhu Xiaobao this time has reached more than sixty-five degrees, and ordinary people fall down in half a catty, and this kind of jar Zhu Xiaobao also has hands and feet, which is actually a capacity of one catty and two taels. Even the Venerable of Wine and Meat only dares to drink one jar, and no matter how much he does, he can't hold it!
"Huh? Ladies and gentlemen, do you want to spend money on it? Or are you just like her and ready to take me away? "Zhu Xiaobao is a little worried, this seems to be a little more crowded? There are more than a dozen female warriors, can you afford it?
"Of course it's like her! I decided, no matter what the outcome, I like it! This time to Luofeng Island, I will choose you! The female warrior said very bluntly.
"I'm ...... too," the young female warrior who bought fried stinky tofu at the beginning also whispered, her face dyed with a flush!
"Hehehehehe! Okay, sisters, please take a seat, let's get started! It's yours, it's yours, this is yours! Okay, let's get started, take it easy, don't drink it all, I can't handle it! Zhu Xiaobao said with a smile.
The crowd of onlookers around was dumbfounded, this little fat man is definitely a chess master, just from this enthusiastic scene, he will definitely be able to bring back one or two female warriors today, this is a matter of probability, it is impossible for all of them to have a good amount of wine!
Sure enough, the youngest female warrior was only halfway drunk and drunk, with a faint smile on the corner of her mouth, as if she consciously wanted Zhu Xiaobao to succeed.
"Come, come, apprentices, vacate this place and put her here! That's enough space for a row! Zhu Xiaobao was overjoyed at once, and finally the first fat sheep arrived!
"It's a great wine...... Enough! The tall female warrior really drank a jar and wanted to stand up, but she stumbled under her feet and finally fell drunk. But it was coincidentally pressed on Zhu Xiaobao's body, and Zhu Xiaobao immediately lay on the ground, struggling desperately.
"Quick! Move her away for me, what weight, so heavy? The pig-like cry of Zhu Xiaobao attracted laughter, but it was more envy, this little fat man could make money this time, and he had already put down two!
After half an hour, eight female warriors were placed on the open space one after another, and several female warriors did not dare to drink anymore, obviously feeling that if they drank again, they would be the result of being put down.
More female warriors are eating fried stinky tofu and watching the excitement, they drink too much alcohol and dare not try it, but they are waiting to see the excitement!
"Forget it, don't drink it, if you drink it again, it will definitely fall down! I'll get you cheap today, and I'll give you the rest of the half jar of wine! Hey, don't watch from the sidelines. Help them get back! Zhu Xiaobao said contentedly.
"Shop! Store! Open me eight rooms, and send someone to put these temporary wives of mine back! Be careful, don't mess up the order, I have to adapt slowly from childhood to adulthood! Zhu Xiaobao shouted again and called the shopkeeper over and commanded.
Watching Zhu Xiaobao return with a full load, he is really a winner in life! Those boys couldn't help but be envious, and Hachitu even came over: "My friend, can you sell me your burning knife?" ”
"No problem, twenty taels of gold for a jar! The two of us are fated, so let's get a 20% discount, 16 taels of gold, how about it? Interesting enough, right? Zhu Xiaobaozhi said proudly, anyway, there are more than 100 altars on the colorful boat outside, and now it is just right to make a little money!
"I want it too, Childe, we're friends too......"
"Yes, yes! Childe, you can't favor one over the other! ”
In a blink of an eye, the remaining 20 or so jars of superb burning knives were snatched up, these sons and brothers are all rich people, and they don't care about this money at all, Ha Chitu even bought three jars at once, and took the rest of the stinky tofu away!
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I smirked
Smirked again
Laugh at the fact that Hongchen people are not old
I smirked
Smirked again
Seek a lifetime of happiness
I smirked
Smirked again
Take advantage of the wine as a song
I smirked
Smirked again
Seek a lifetime of happiness
Why care too much about grievances and grievances
Fame and fortune, something
Life does not bring death, and death does not take away
The world is unpredictable, and the joys and sorrows of the world are unpredictable
There is no chance to reunite in this life and the next
Love and hate, whatever
The boat goes to the bridgehead and travels naturally
And wave your sleeves and don't look back
It's time to drink and have fun
That daughter is good
Happiness is hard to find
……”
Under the amazed and envious eyes of everyone, Zhu Xiaobao was able to sing, shook his head and followed the last carriage, and walked towards the inn. It's really just a toss and it costs a lot of money for Zhu Xiaobao! The store has made enough money in this matter!
The old apprentice and Mu Junyi also looked at each other, they couldn't believe it, this guy really wanted to go to the inn for a pair of eight? Thinking about the figure of those female warriors, they are all worried about him. But neither of them has much experience in this area, and this thing doesn't depend on body at all!
Zhu Xiaobao is still thinking about it all the way: which one to start with? The ideal is still the youngest and youngest female warrior, short and shy, which should be easy to handle......
"Humph! Took my golden arrow, and want to find someone else? If you dare to take a step forward, I will break which leg you take! Just as Zhu Xiaobao was about to enter the inn, a cold voice suddenly came from behind him.
Zhu Xiaobao's raised right leg suddenly hung in the air, and he didn't dare to put it down! Because this voice is Yu Dan's......