Chapter 116: Senior Sister, Listen to My Explanation
"Senior sister, listen to my explanation, it's not what you think......"
In the face of Cai Yan's concern, Li Su was very familiar with such an opening sentence.
After the tongue was finished, the brain reacted: I didn't do anything wrong, I'm not a scumbag, why should I say such a sentence?
It's all to blame for the damn professional habits of negotiators, it must be that in his previous life, out of work needs, he critically watched too many opening statements on how to deceive women, and they were all engraved into the bone marrow.
Fortunately, no matter how old-fashioned the opening remarks of the scumbag of later generations are, it is the first time Cai Yan has heard it, and it is very fresh. She was also very patient, looking at Li Su expectantly, and presupposed to get a perfect answer in her heart, "Senior brother is not false, senior brother did not bathe too much and hurt his vitality".
Li Su looked at her innocent and expectant eyes that seemed to be very deceitful, and suddenly felt a softness in her heart.
The little girls of this era, especially those who have not experienced society, are really deceiving, and the social experience of men and women is equivalent to a blank sheet of paper for future generations.
He hugged Cai Yan with pity: "Don't worry, your senior brother is strong-blooded, and he often rides horses and swims in the water, strengthens his body, and bathing frequently will only be beneficial, but I will grow to be taller and stronger than General Zhengxi."
Those so-called famous doctors, and they are not Hua Tuo Zhang Ji, they also generalize and say nonsense, for the elderly middle-aged people, bathing must be controlled, it doesn't matter to us. β
Cai Yan's heart was pounding, she hadn't experienced such a scene, after all, she had long thought that Li Su was her fiancΓ©, and there was nothing to resist.
was comforted by Wen Yan in her arms, and she was quickly relieved.
Li Su took her hand and raised it to his chin, taking the opportunity to show off the masculinity that he had just cultivated this year.
"Ah......" Cai Yan quickly retracted his hand like a low-voltage electric shock, but his eyes became brighter and brighter, and he was full of adoring anticipation. The retraction of his hand only lasted for a second or two, and then he was mentally prepared, and he couldn't help but slowly touch Li Su's cheeks and jaw.
"Why is it so hard? I thought you weren't like you were when you were a teenager, you didn't grow a beard. After confirming that Li Su had a hard and embarrassing beard, Cai Yan's whole person softened, and he lay down in his arms to rest, raising his face and looking at Li Su's chin in a daze.
Li Su was proud in his heart, just this moment, he proved that he "did not hurt his vitality, and his blood and qi were strong and his firepower was sufficient", and the aesthetic and judgment standards of the little girl in the Han Dynasty were really still very tender.
Yaoyao remembers that it was almost two years ago, about the winter of the fifth year of Zhongping, Li Su and Cai Yan had just made a marriage, and Cai Yan was concerned about the safety of his envoy to Qiu Liju, and greeted him every day, and also sewed sachets for him to hide the chicken tongue incense for fresh breath.
From that time on, Cai Yan said that she felt that the standard of beautiful men in the world was to "have a beautiful beard", Li Su was still a little frustrated at that time, but then she began to work hard.
Hmph, isn't that just to grow a beard? My brother didn't have a beard when he was sixteen, but can he still be beardless at the age of eighteen? Brother exercises every day and pays attention to scientific nutrition, and his development is definitely better than that of the Han Dynasty people of the same era.
In the second year, he found a feasible solution: because the Han Dynasty people paid attention to the 'parents of the body's hair and skin', they would rarely shave when the beard had just grown, and at most trim the shape after it had grown.
Guan Yu is talented, and the vast majority of other people don't shave it, they can't grow fast or hard. And Li Su waited for a little fluff on the side of his mouth and chin, so he shaved wildly, and specially made a razor with sharp slices, and carefully shaved it every two or three days in front of the clear silver mirror ground by the millet lime grinding method.
Sure enough, after a year of use, the embarrassing stubble became hard, and the more you scrape, the more vigorous the growth efficiency became.
After Cai Yan reunited with him again, she saw that his chin and upper lip were still so smooth, thinking that her senior brother still hadn't grown a beard, but she already regarded herself as her senior brother's woman in her heart, and she didn't care about her appearance, she just felt that Bai Bi was slightly flawed and had a fly in the ointment. Today, after listening to Liu Bei's joke with Li Su, combined with Li Su's physical condition, she was worried and thought that she was hurting her body by taking a bath all year round.
It wasn't until I touched it at this moment that I realized that it was so hard.
"In the future, he will also be a great man with a length of seven feet and five inches and a beautiful beard, why do you even hide it from others, and secretly hang up, and your parents who are affected by the hair and skin of your body, is it not good to keep it?" Cai Yan touched his beard, and he couldn't put it down more and more, and his eyes were moist.
Li Su proudly declared: "That's a must!" It depends on whether you can work hard to grow taller in the past two years, and now there are still two inches left. Swimming and swimming to exercise your body is definitely no problem. β
Liu Bei's seven feet five inches is about one meter seventy-six, Li Su is still almost, three years of hard work, nutrition and exercise are scientifically matched, and he barely rushed to 1.72 meters. However, the development level of the literati of the Han Dynasty, even if it is only 1.72 meters from now on, is not short.
Zhuge Liang's kind of demon is rare after all.
As for the secret that the beard will grow faster if he shaves diligently, of course Li Su doesn't need to tell anyone, it is a magic weapon for him to get extra handsome points in the future ahead of the times, and the girls will definitely call him "beautiful haired Li Lang" in the future.
The more Cai Yan touched it, the more he couldn't put it down, and he was also a little moved: "Senior brother, General Zhengxi and General Guan General Zhang are both married...... I asked you to wait for me for two years, but I was afraid that it would delay you, but I didn't expect that the two years were full. β
Li Su knew what she was going to say: "However, if the relationship between you and me continues to be kept secret, maybe it can save the lives of thousands of innocent soldiers and civilians."
Master and Captain Wu have always maintained a fair and impartial attitude, and the holy decree they witnessed in their hands can be faster and more recruited in the three counties of Shuzhong to more coerced soldiers and civilians who are willing to obey the orders of the imperial court after breaking through Diaoyu City in the future.
I don't want to let the people fight more battles for the sake of momentary pleasure. Anyway, don't worry, when you enter Shu County, when there is a suitable time, I will naturally marry you into the mansion immediately-when the time comes, we will work in the Piting Hou Mansion in the serious fiefdom, and you will also be Mrs. Hou. β
Cai Yan's expression darkened: "I heard my father say that after spring ploughing next year, he will attack Diaoyu City, and I don't know when I will be able to do it." As for Shu County, it is even more far away, do you have to wait for two years?
Division...... Husband, since you and I have sworn in private, if I don't marry, I won't bother with etiquette. Since you are in good health, whenever you want, people will follow you...... Is. This is also for the sake of the overall situation, and a little grievance in etiquette is nothing. β
Li Su was teased like this, and he also swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
"You're really going to get angry like this again, and you're going to have an accident." Li Su couldn't hold it back, but he still knew rational restraint in his heart, and the original atmosphere today was not enough to spend the previous month, it was quite sudden, so he forcibly accepted it.
He took a deep breath: "That's it, think about it again, tomorrow is the day when General Zhengxi takes a concubine, and I will inevitably have to drink and socialize these days, and I don't have much energy." After this time, if you figure it out, I will not be worthy of youβand, your ...... When is it? β
"Which one?" Cai Yan looked confused.
"It's the one you women do every month!"
"I don't know...... Maybe five or six days, maybe seven or eight days. β
"Okay, I'll calculate, General Zhang's marriage date is seven days later, and when General Zhang is done, let's talk about it."
What Li Su thought in his heart was that he knew that the days after that end were the safest. He didn't want a fifteen-year-old girl to take the risk, so he had to be in moderation every month.
He also expects to grow taller, twice a month is more normal, not excessive. His willpower is very strong.
The ancients and the folk didn't count these at all, they still thought that they would have more children and more blessings, and they could conceive the best, who would deliberately avoid it.
Li Su finally used great willpower to persuade Cai Yan to return to the house, and then washed his face with cold water three times before calming down.
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The next day was the day when Liu Bei's concubine set up wine.
Liu Bei really put all the new things he learned from Li Su on his wedding banquet, such as skewers, hot pot, cumin, pepper, pepper, garlic, seasoning, dipping sauce, a lot.
Because it is a concubine, the etiquette is not very formal. And the custom of covering the hijab of wives and concubines did not appear until the time of the Southern Dynasty, and now women in the Han Dynasty are not afraid of being seen by others.
My wife is so beautiful, if she can't show it, it won't be a loss!
Liu Bei is a person with a lot of chivalrous spirit, and he loves to show off even more. He has been "beautiful clothes" since he was a child, and today he insisted on wearing an embroidered robe of red Shu brocade, and it was embroidered with gold thread piping, and the beveled edges of the sleeves and collar were also embroidered with pearls and jade beads, and Qihuo glass beads. So much so that their two concubines wore Shu brocade robes, and the gems were not as many as Liu Bei's.
The guests inevitably toasted and praised, and praised Mi Zhen and Zhen Jiang's appearance, virtue and demeanor.
Li Su was also amazed, on this occasion, if he wanted to praise his sister-in-law for being beautiful, that kind of thing would never be said, and in his eyes, he would have to be as thick-skinned as Guo Degang to say it.
Fortunately, the protagonist of the wedding banquet quickly moved from praising people to praising food again. Every meat at the banquet had been eaten by the guests, but they didn't expect to encounter such a luxurious and thick dipping sauce.
"I heard that these seasonings are all made up by the people in Li Zhonglang's mansion, and there are a lot of precious spices that I didn't expect before, I'm afraid it's not easy to collect."
I heard that Li Zhonglang's life is exquisite, just for this reason, he suggested that General Zhengxi open more mountainous tuntian next year, and organize the people to artificially plant rattan pepper, tea trees, and pepper on the barren mountains. These things are all collected from medicine, and there is even a day when the people are allowed to plant them. β
"Extravagance is extravagance, but don't say it, the taste is really good."
Li Su also drank it for many days, every day as if in the clouds. Three days later, I watched Guan Yu marry Du Shi and wait for the door, and then Zhang Fei.
When Zhang Fei married his wife, everyone was already surprised, but when Guan Yu married Du, the guests were shocked, and many people who were not old were secretly jealous.
Even Cai Yan followed his father to attend secretly, and he blushed a little when he saw it: "There is such a beautiful woman in the world?" I'm so ashamed...... Senior brother is such a great sage in the world, but he wants to marry an ugly person like me, how do you feel a little sorry for my senior brother.
Anyway, the senior brother is not as heroic as General Guan, so let's be evened. One day, if my brother also has two feet of beautiful hair, I will allow him to be served by the most beautiful woman in the world, and I will not be jealous. β
Cai Yan opened a blank check in his heart, and immediately felt better.
Anyway, a white-faced scholar like Li Su would never grow a two-foot-long beard.
If Li Su heard Cai Yan's inner prayer, he would definitely be so angry that he would tremble by the Han Dynasty woman's beard.