068 Do You Need Sister Paper? (below)
068 Do You Need Sister Paper? (below)
If one side surrenders, there will be no need for this exercise to continue.
The victor is triumphant, and the loser is melancholy. As the saying goes, those who know me say that I am worried, and those who do not know me say what I want......
"You're enough, aren't you? Knowing that this marquis doesn't like to memorize idioms, you still beep endlessly. With this ability, why don't you go to a hundred pulpits? ”
The choked Hu Du commander not only did not feel humiliated, but asked with great interest: "Except for my Confucianism, all the sons of the hundred schools are already weak, how can you come to the forum?" Oh, yes, it must be that Hou Ye often learns from outside the world......"
"I'm still a master in the world, why should I still decorate the interior?"
Zhao Dazhui was also drunk.
You, the commander of the First Infantry Division of the Great Song Dynasty, don't you study the tactics of war well and make a Mao poetry and song? When the enemy comes, are you going to say, "Come, let's recite the idiom, and I'll kill you"?
Commander Hu Du also knew that now was not the time to engage in literature and art.
If you are willing to gamble, you have to admit defeat, although he is not willing to participate in this gambling game with no chance of winning, but with the orders of An Lehou and Tong Guan, does he dare not listen?
Commander Hu Du smiled slightly, without any intention of not going to the stack, but took off the black yarn very freely, and chanted in his mouth: "The style is declining, and the countryside will not return......
Zhao Da Hammer was so angry that he shouted: "Dabao, slap him a few big mouths for me, and beat this pretending criminal!" ”
Commander Hu Du, who was immersed in the literary fan, was stunned, and the melon-eating crowd around him who admired the literary and artistic fan was also stunned.
What a noble gentleman, what an enviable ease, how did he become a criminal? Or is it the criminal who has never heard of pretending to be like that?
Dabao didn't care about this, grabbed the collar of Hu Du's commander and scolded: "Let you pretend, let you pretend!" ”
After a few slaps, Hu Du's mouth was crooked, his face was swollen, and his handsome face was not preserved.
Tong Guan was a little unbearable, and persuaded in a low voice: "Although General Hu has no way to lead the troops, he is also an official of the imperial court, and a small punishment and a big commandment are enough." Master Hou, let's hurry up and announce the results of the competition and award the prizes! ”
Tong Guanyi's kindness was treated as a donkey's liver and lungs by the commander. Not only did the dog bite Lu Dongbin, but he also had to beat him upside down: "Tong Guan, which one wants you, a dog thief, to pretend to intercede?" You insulted my ancestors, and I am inseparable from you! ”
Tong Guan was strange.
I'm so kind enough to intercede for you, if you don't appreciate it, forget it, why do you still say that a certain family has insulted your ancestors? Where does this begin?
Commander Hu Du pointed at Tong Guan and scolded: "My surname is Lu, not Hu." You changed my surname without authorization, are you deceiving me that there is no one in the Lu family? ”
Actually, don't blame Tong Guan, you are full of Wu Yue's soft language, who can tell whether you are talking about Lu or Hu?
Promoting Mandarin is everyone's responsibility!
"Drag it out, drag it out." Zhao Dazhui waved his hand impatiently, "You are a fool, where do you come from so much, get a boxed lunch!" ”
The former commander of Hu Du, now a prisoner surnamed Lu, did not forget to say the last line when he left: "In the future, when I have a third son, let him be called Lu You." In the game world, we will never be in the same stream as you......"
Hi, my temper tantrum.
It's great if you call it a land tour? You just call it WiFi, and I'm not afraid! I have traffic, and a lot of the kind.
After the idlers left the field, Zhao Dazhui officially announced the results of today's game: "Today's winner is...... It's ......"
Boss Tu looked forward to it, the master was self-conscious, Tong Guan didn't care, Tianwu Army was waiting for death.
After selling enough, Zhao Dazhui announced: "Today's winner is, Tianwu Army!" ”
"You put ......"
As soon as Ma Liu, who had a lot of, scolded, he was covered by Boss Tu, and Niu Er hurriedly explained: "Ma Liuma has drunk too much urine, Master Hou don't pay attention to him, don't pay attention to him." ”
"Are you unconvinced, and think that this Marquis is biased in favor of the Tianwu Army?"
The seed master grinned without smiling: "Presumably Lord Hou has his own opinions." ”
"I don't have a public opinion, only a private opinion. Let me ask, have you been fooled by the initial weakness of others? ”
This is the truth, and there is no way to refute it among the planters.
How could he have thought that a mere general of the Tianwu Army would actually play tricks?
Show the enemy weak first, and then attack with superior ranged weapons. That is, those archers are not strong, and they are replaced by good archers, and after three waves of arrows, it is estimated that there are few people who can stand.
If people use the absolute advantage of the number of people to rush up, hehe, I'm afraid that all the 100 people will be taken by dogs.
Boss Tu is still a little unconvinced! "Even if we were tricked at the beginning, didn't we kill them later? We won! ”
That being said, he knew it in his own heart. But if the people of the Tianwu Army have a little experience, throw their guns accurately, shoot crossbows more consistently, and have a slightly stronger will to fight, even if they can win today, it will be a miserable victory.
Happiness came too suddenly, and Tianwu Jun's side didn't react for a while.
Did we win? When will surrender be considered a victory?
Yes, if there are so many ifs, maybe the Tianwu Army will win. But when there is a war, where are there so many ifs. If you go down with a knife, even if you are done with a lifetime, can you do it all over again?
That day, the general of the martial army was a sincere person, and bowed down to thank him: "Thanks to the love of the Hou Ye, but this military merit, the last general does not dare to receive it, and he is not worthy of it." ”
This guy may be too honest to notice that the eyes of the people around him are about to breathe fire.
Hou Ye gave you face, right, people went down the steps, why don't you take advantage of the situation to accept it, do you want to get the entire Tianwu Army to be forced to do hard labor?
"If you lose, you lose, aren't we ashamed to take those prizes?" He turned around and pointed at the family army, "People are the real heroes and heroes, and they are the real winners!" ”
People who go up when they see difficulties and let go when they see honors are welcomed by the boss everywhere, and Zhao Dazhui also likes it very much.
Look at people's emotional intelligence, this is to be a general manager, uh no, to be at the level of the three publics!
"Is Master Hou sarcastic?" The general's face was not good-looking.
What is this? It's a good sentence, why does it sound sarcastic?
This person's emotional intelligence is worrying!
"I'll talk about this later, let's start the award ceremony, and invite Mrs. Tong, the highest-ranking official on the scene, to give an award speech! Everyone applauded. ”
The sparse applause rang out, and Tong Guan was driven to the shelves.
"The winner of this competition is...... Be...... Master Hou, why don't you come? I don't know how to say it! ”
Zhao Dazhui glanced at Tong Guan's waste with disgust, and announced the answer loudly: "I announce that the result of this competition is a tie!" The prize money of 1,000 guan belongs to the family army. Sister paper, return to the heavenly martial army......"
The beasts of the Tianwu Army were happy: "One for each person?" Hou Ye is so generous! ”
Tong Guan's dead eunuch also came to be interested: "Do I have it too?" ”
"Phew, you guys are so shameless! There is only one sister paper, and now it can only be given to the best person in the Tianwu Army, who is that? ”
Zhao Dazhui beckoned impatiently: "Who is that, what is your name, don't you report your name and take the sister paper away?" ”
As soon as I heard that there was a sister paper to receive, that guy was not modest, and his mouth was more than Hua Shaodu: "The last general, Han Shizhong, is now four years old Chinese New Year's Eve, the original Bai died, was born in Yan'an Mansion, and his family was poor, but that was in the past......"
"Stop, stop!"
Why do you want to participate in the Honest Do Not Disturb? On your condition and face to say that you will turn off all the lights in minutes.
Thanks to Ben Hou Ye, who has a discerning eye for heroes, he has given you a beauty as a hero. Otherwise, hehe, fight left and right!
Beauty is also an acquaintance, at least for the three souls of Boss Tu.
It's all about getting started, can you not know it? This is clearly the same as last time......
"Say, say, which one is it?" Zhao Dazhui glared at them with unkind eyes, "No matter how dare you be blind, I will send you to the palace as eunuchs!" ”
Han Shizhong, a second-hand old man, didn't know what his surname was when he saw the little beauty, where would he consider the origin of this woman.
Zhao Dazhui can't help but think about it, a good thing, if there is an accident because of the woman's previous work experience, isn't it good?
So, is it better to slaughter the boss and kill a few insiders?
Boss Tu felt inexplicably murderous, and hurriedly stepped forward to salute: "Congratulations to Brother Han, hug the beauty!" As if he had never seen the woman before, he nodded and bowed: "I've seen my sister-in-law!" ”
The woman is also a smart person, and she doesn't know her, so Ying Ying bowed down: "The slave Liang family has seen your uncles!" ”
"Ding, congratulations to the host for activating the task of subduing the four generals of ZTE, and has completed the first sub-task, rewarding a heavy sniper and a few bullets. and harvested Han Shizhong's love max. ”