Chapter 34: The Toad
In the palace of King Qi:
"Newspaper, my lord! There is auspiciousness in Wei, which can produce 7,000 catties of grain per mu. β
"Closely monitor, you must get the auspicious seeds as soon as possible,
This auspiciousness should be shared by the world! β
"Where does auspiciousness come from?"
"Viscount Li Yi of Wei brought it from outside the sky!"
"Li Yi, a man from outside the sky?
Like the man who appeared 30 years ago?
This world is interesting! β
"Let the crown prince visit Wei and get in touch with Li Yi."
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In the palace of King Zhao:
"Li Yi, why did you go to help Wei Guo?
You fools, you were on the battlefield of Hanseong,
Why shoot Li Yi! gave the opportunity to make Zhao strong to Wei State. King Zhao reprimanded a group of ministers in the palace hall.
"The king, the minister thinks that Li Yi can't stay.
People outside the world can't do what happened 30 years ago! One of the ministers knelt down and said loudly.
"Do you think King Wei will let you kill Li Yi!"
"King, let the Wei people kill themselves!"
"How sure are you?"
"7 percent!"
"You go and do it, don't startle the snake, use the dead!
If necessary,
You can let Master Yun, the top master, make a move! β
"Yes, King!"
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In the Spring Garden of the Wei Kingdom:
"Helmsman, spare your life!"
The helmsman has killed 6 people,
The rest of the kneeling people trembled,
Among them is the old bustard.
Liu Xian'er sat at the table,
Serve tea and pour water!
"I didn't tell you,
Don't act rashly lately,
We are going to arrest Li Yi,
It's not to kill Li Yi.
If you wanted to kill him, would he have survived until now?
A bunch of rubbish!
Li Yi, more important than the lives of all of you! β
As he spoke, he threw a teacup at a man.
"Zhao Tai, you must die! Hurry up and do it! β
"Don't go to Li Yi's trouble recently,
Everyone was staring at Li Yi so as not to play with fire and set himself on fire. β
"Xian'er, you have to hurry up, your brother is fine now!"
"Yes, helmsman!"
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In the palace of the King of Wei:
Li Yi and Princess Taiping,
Standing in front of the garden that the princess has mowed every day,
The princess bowed her head and said:
"Li Yi, I can get married next year!"
Li Yi: "Princess, I ......"
Princess: "I know, you have to marry Ruonan first."
It is impossible for a princess and a princess to marry one person at the same time,
But, Li Yi, I like you,
From the day you returned to the court in victory,
From the day you saved me from the jaw of the great worm,
I can do without fame,
I can also do without this princess status,
You must have a way!
Okay, I'm leaving, stay for a long time, it's time for the concubine to ask. β
The princess put Li Yi to her lady's makeup mirror,
Put it in his arms, turn and leave.
Li Yi: "If you let King Wei know, you should hack me to death!" β
Li Yi looked at the princess dressed in women's clothes,
Very beautiful, with a graceful and luxurious princess temperament,
Who would believe that this is an 11-year-old girl,
Li Yi always thought of the age of the county lord and the princess,
It's a bit of a headache!
This damn era,
Be sure to change it in the future,
Girls talk about marriage after the age of 18.
Why the women of this era,
easy to have dystocia,
It's no wonder that it's not difficult to give birth to a child if it's a child in itself!
Li Yi left the palace,
Under the escort of the guards,
Went directly to the barracks.
30 people were gathered to form Li Yi's guards.
Now Li Yi is also very good when he goes out,
In the future, I will meet the world,
Don't chatter, go up and do it!
"Hurry up training, at the end of the month, the army will be bigger,
Must win first place. β
"There's a drill in the past two days, and everyone will be smart for me when the time comes."
Li Yi said.
When Li Yi returned to Li's house,
I went to the criminal department on purpose,
I've been inking with Master Di of the Criminal Department for a long time,
Only then did the criminal university agree that Li Yi would go to Zhao Tai,
Li Yi thought that he could get some news about the world from Zhao Tai's mouth,
As a result, the mouth of this thing is as hard as the stone of the thatched house,
I thought the world would be able to save him.
Li Yi soon got out of the prison of the Criminal Department angrily,
Because Li Yi was afraid that he would stay for a long time and couldn't help but cut Zhao Tai,
Zhao Tai is a good thing, his mouth is not only hard but also stinky!
Three days later,
Li Yi set out from the Dragon and Tiger Army camp with 2,000 people,
to Kyoto for urban military exercises,
Li Yi did a good job of propaganda with the people a few days in advance,
so as not to cause panic among the people.
In order not to disturb the normal life of the people of Kyoto,
Li Yi humanely set the location of the exercise in Manchun Garden,
Lasts for three days.
"Everybody went out, this place was requisitioned by the government,
You will come back to your old friend in three days,
Now fuck me off,
This is an official document of the imperial court,
I'm not a bully,
You have to bear witness! β
Li Yi said loudly.
Old bustard, this time he didn't stop Li Yi.
First, Li Yi did hold the official documents of the government,
The second is that the helmsman explained that he could not clash with Li Yi recently.
Li Yi walked to the second floor and entered Liu Xian'er's room.
"Lord Li, aren't these actions a little naΓ―ve?"
Liu Xian'er said slightly angrily.
"No, no, not naΓ―ve.
Dare to touch me or the people around me Li Yi,
If you can't kill me,
Then you will bear my revenge,
If the enemy is not happy, I will be happy! β
Li Yi poured himself a cup of tea and took a sip,
Said with a smile.
"Then it's really lucky to be the person next to the lord!"
Liu Xian'er looked at Li Yi with shyness.
"I've never understood what you can do if you get what I have.
As far as I know, the best and the best are not afraid of my stuff.
Why are you staring at me? Li Yi said softly.
"Sir, the little woman is just a dusty person,
Don't understand what you're talking about? β
Liu Xian'er replied in a low voice.
"Oh, that fairy girl will complain to you as Li,
This world will have an enmity with me. β
Li Yi said indifferently.
"Sir, you have sealed this place for three days,
Fairy Serving You? β
Liu Xian'er was about to take off her clothes as she spoke.
Li Yi didn't answer, just staring at Liu Xian'er like this.
Liu Xian'er took off her outer clothes one by one,
Li Yi saw Liu Xian'er's somewhat resistant emotions,
Apparently unwilling,
But do you still have to do it?
Is it an order from the World Council?
Beauty tricks?
Am I going to do it!
Forget it, I'd better go for the better thing!
Li Yi shouted Liu Xian'er's movements,
Liu Xian'er only had a pair of pants and a belly pocket left at this time.
Li Yi turned around,
Let Liu Xian'er put on her clothes,
Liu Xian'er looked at Li Yi's back but left tears.
Li Yi walked out of Liu Xian'er's room,
He commanded: "Give me three days!" β
"My dear host, you are a toad sticking to your feet and not biting, you are a diaphragm!" The voice of the 748 machine rang out.
"748, you're a toad!
And 748 you quickly changed your toad screensaver for me,
Otherwise, I will die with you!" β
Li Yi said threateningly.
The main thing is that this time Man Chunyuan is too cooperative,
Let you do whatever you want,
Li Yi said that there was no recruitment!
But whenever there is resistance in the Spring Garden, Li Yi will never say anything,
Take it directly, and you may even be cut directly as a thief.
At this time, Li Yi is a proper villain!
Three days later, Li Yi withdrew his troops.
A farce is over.
Li Yi began to stay in the barracks,
Begin to prepare for the Dragon and Tiger Army's squad Dabi.