Chapter 66: Wine is poisonous

"Are you really willing to raise those people in Taihu Lake Village?" Fang Baihua asked.

"How is that possible?" Eleven Lang's voice was already a little drunk. "It's better to teach people to fish than to teach them to fish, I will only help them learn what it takes to live." And before you can make other people's lives better, you must first make yourself and your family comfortable. I don't believe your argument that 'the law is equal, and there is no superior', because my family and relatives are naturally one level higher than others, and the whole world is not as important as them. ”

The phrase "the law is equal, and there is no superiority" was originally a slogan put forward by Fang La when he rebelled, and Baihua just thought it sounded beautiful at this time, but he didn't think of going anywhere else. She just felt that Eleven Lang's words seemed to make sense, if the hundreds of thousands of idle villagers in the Sanxiang Association could take the initiative to find work, she wouldn't be so hard.

Thinking of this, Baihua asked strangely, "What kind of life do you want to live?" ”

"Hmm!" Tian Shiyi squinted his eyes and thought for a while: "First of all, I want to buy a big house on the edge of the West Lake and become a rich man." ”

"Well!" Eleven thought about it for a long time, but suddenly remembered a sentence he had seen on the Internet in his previous life. "Three meals for two people and four seasons."

These words were so beautiful that Fang Baihua couldn't help but be stunned after hearing them, and fantasized drunkenly, how beautiful those days were.

"How about three meals for two of us for four seasons?" Baihua's tongue curled, her body shook, and she looked at Shiyi Lang with a confused look in her eyes and said.

As soon as the words came out, although Fang Baihua was drunk, she immediately felt that something was wrong with these words. Seeing Shishiro half-lying on the table, she seemed to be very drunk, and she was relieved. Xindao: What's wrong with me, how can I say such shameless words?

Although Tian Shiyi was drunk, his mind was not completely confused, and Fang Baihua's words also startled him.

There is a way to watch heroes under the moon, and beauties under the lamp. Tian Shiyi turned his head to look at the face reflected in the light, and suddenly became a little in a trance.

"Could it be that I crossed the Tianhai Galaxy and traveled through thousands of years just to go to her appointment?"

Some people cry when they are drunk, and some people laugh when they are drunk, but fortunately, neither of them is the kind of person who loves to cry.

Fang Baihua half-lay on the table, and said with a smile: "Why don't you tell a story, tell a story!" ”

……

"And then?" Asking these three words is a job that everyone who listens to the story must do well.

Later, Tian Shiyi sang a song, the theme song of the story.

"The north wind is chaotic, the night is not young, and your shadow is constantly cutting. Leave me alone on the lake, in pairs ......"

The story is beautiful, the song is beautiful, and the whole person is drunk.

It's drunk, so drunk that it's lying on the table - sleeping.

Naturally, Fang Baihua couldn't be allowed to sleep on the table like this, Tian Shiyi was going to throw her on the bed, and then go back to his room to sleep.

Eleven Lang is a little thin, Baihua has practiced martial arts since childhood, and his body is very strong, so he is a little heavy.

Finally carried Baihua to the side of the bed, Shiyi Lang threw it hard, "plopped", but he fell on the bed, and Fang Baihua fell on top of him.

Eleven Lang felt that he had no strength anymore, and looked at Fang Baihua lying on his stomach, and really wanted to fall asleep like this.

It's pitiful to say, if you calculate carefully, the past and present lives are combined, this is the closest time Tian Shiyi and the girl are close.

Looking at the sleeping Fang Baihua, Eleven Lang sniffed hard, but he didn't smell the body fragrance mentioned in the book.

In fact, the distance is so far that even if there is, it is impossible to smell it. If you can smell it from such a distance, it's probably either the smell of perfume or the smell of cosmetics marinated in the meat, which is scary to think about.

A sense of tranquility with happiness and satisfaction slowly wrapped Tian Shiyi's heart.

Raising his hand and gently rubbing Baihua's cheek with the back of his fingers, Eleven Lang thought again: "Could it be that I really came here to go to her appointment?" ”

……

Fang La, dressed as a samurai, sat straight in his chair, his hands flat on the table with an extra crack, and a thick-backed machete more than half a man high and wider than his palm. He was waiting, waiting for Wang Yin to come over with an iron spear, waiting for the city gate to open and the elite of the sect to enter the city. The disciples had already discovered that Tian Shiyi and the others lived in the courtyard of Fang Qi Buddha, and there were not more than 100 people in Yuan Xing's mouth, but only more than 30 people.

"Master." Gao Yuzhan walked in tremblingly and said, "Master Wang Yin, the inheritor of the law, said...... Said he was injured and couldn't make it. ”

Fang La's heart was secretly shocked, but his face didn't show it, he just squinted.

Gao Yu hurriedly said: "It is said that the monk fought with the iron spear during the day, and in the end the monk won. ”

Fang La's breathing was obviously a little shorter, and he gritted his teeth and said, "It's just that I don't want to be hated by my apprentice, why do you need such an excuse." Monk Fang, I'll come tomorrow to see if this unscrupulous boy wants to fight with me. ”

……

Fang Baihua slept very comfortably this night, running around for the livelihood of the villagers of the Sanxiang Association every day, and had not slept so soundly for a long time.

The one under his head is soft, and it must be the pillow that Eleven Lang gave him. Next to a round one, it must have been the original police pillow.

Baihua turned over with a light "um", hugged the "police pillow" in his arms, and planned to squint for a while. I slept really comfortably this night, and I was a little reluctant to afford it.

Holding the "police pillow" Baihua is a little strange, why it is thicker and softer than before.

When she opened her eyes, Baihua was startled, it was actually a man's leg. And what he was pillow on was Eleven Lang's belly.

"Ahh

Tian Shiyi looked at Fang Baihua and said with a painful face: "God, you can be considered awake, my whole body is numb." ”

"Ah" exclaimed, Fang Baihua hurriedly jumped out of bed and immediately checked her dress.

It's okay, it's okay, the clothes are good. Looking at Eleven Lang again, his clothes are also well dressed, and it seems that nothing that shouldn't have happened has happened. It's just that he is an unmarried girl's family, and he actually sleeps with a man, how can he be a person if he says it.

Fang Baihua's face was so red that she seemed to be oozing blood, and she turned around and ran out.

"Bang" slammed open the door, Baihua just ran a few steps, but there was a person standing in front of him, it was Pu Cheng who was stunned.

Seeing Pu Cheng looking at him strangely, Fang Baihua whispered fiercely, "What did you see?" ”

Pu Cheng's desire to survive is absolutely first-class, and he hurriedly looked up at the sky and said: "Today's weather is really good, it's a good day for an outing." ”

Seeing Pu Cheng shaking his head and turning to leave, Baihua hurriedly wanted to change directions and escape. As soon as she turned around, she suddenly saw more than thirty Taihu Lake thieves in the courtyard next door, with different postures stiffening their bodies, looking at her stupidly.

Baihua's mind "boomed", and his heart finished speaking.

The little dog was holding a willow branch in his mouth, and suddenly hit a spirit, and hurriedly said, "Hey, I actually sleepwalked." With that, he turned and walked straight to the room.

The little golden retriever covered his stomach: "Oops, my stomach hurts." He turned around and went straight to the latrine.

More than thirty water thieves had various problems, and they disappeared from Baihua's sight in a blink of an eye, and only a stupid cow looked at Fang Baihua stupidly.

Seeing that there was no one left, Niu Gao suddenly woke up, suddenly raised his hands and touched around, and said in his mouth: "The wine is poisonous, why can't I see anything?" ”

As he spoke, the old cow kept paddling with his two hands, but his feet were not slow, and he rushed back to the house in three or two steps.

Fang Baihua was just down for a moment in his head, and more than thirty water thieves ran away in a blink of an eye. Baihua screamed "ah", covered her face with her hands and didn't know where she fled all the way, it is estimated that it will be difficult to see her again today.

Pu Cheng poked his head out from behind a wall, and when he saw that the head of the meeting had left, he hurriedly ran into the room, and sure enough, he saw Eleven Lang.

Pu Chengxin said, "Create evil! ”

Looking at the limping Eleven Lang, Pu Cheng arched his hand and said: "Brother Eleven, Pu Cheng has a sentence that I don't know whether to say or not." ”

"Don't say it." Tian Shiyi immediately said.

The great housekeeper of the Sanxiang Society, who has always been extremely shrewd, was in a trance for a moment, and for a moment felt that he had come to the wrong place? It's been so many years, and it's the first time I've been choked like this, and I can't even remember where to start.

Tian Shiyi moved his waist and said to Pu Cheng: "Don't guess, I was drunk last night, I slept on the table all night, and my whole body hurt badly. ”

Pu Cheng looked at the messy bed, then at the wine bowl crooked on the table, and said in his heart: I miss you ghost......