Chapter 34 47 Can't Write Poetry and Copy?
When I lit the lantern, the lantern began to rotate in circles with the crank of the music box, and the music box began to play a crisp musical sound.
The maids guarding the door were all stunned, and even the awards were stupid.
Then, the relieved prize snatched the heron lantern from my hand, and then made a look like he wanted to tear it down.
I quickly stopped it, and then said, "Don't tear it down!" I'll send you one back, you're tearing it down casually, this is what I made with Dacao! ”
Probably the award was because he heard that Dacao had also contributed, so he couldn't help but not dismantle it, and then handed it to me with a pout: "Hmph! It's okay! However, although this lamp can make a sound, it is not good-looking to be bare on it, you have the ability to make a painting~~" Speaking of this, the award paused, it is estimated that she remembered the photo of me pasting the grass on the top of the cake, and then pouted and continued: "Eh! If you have the ability, you can make a poem! ”
Hearing what the award said, Dacao and Xiaoling were not happy, and said together: "What's so difficult about that, young master!" Make a song for her, her off! ”
Forehead! I'll go! I will! Hearing the words of Dacao and Xiaoling, I was stupid! You're in this group! I have to show my timidity! No, it's out!
"Who says I can't write poetry? Look, master, I'll make you a poem that scares you to death! I slapped my chest and bragged to be heroic.
The award gave me a blank look and said, "Do it!" If it's not good, give me this lamp! ”
Xiao Ling said, "No! It's not for you, why should I send you! ”
"I'm making a bet with your young master! If he doesn't do well, can't I win some prizes? ”
"What if the young master is ready? You want to bet, then what kind of lottery do you have! ”
Xiao Ling stopped asking about the award again, and the award gave me a blank look and said, "Then if he does a good job!" Then, uh, then I'll promise him a condition, how about it! ”
Forehead! What a bet! Promise a condition? Forehead! Okay, then I'll make a good poem and let you do a striptease or something!
But I only dare to think about these words, I guess if I say it, this good kung fu award will have to beat me up.
"Good! That's it! Before I could react, Xiaoling agreed with her mouth, and then looked at me with expectant eyes with Dacao.
"Huh! If you don't do it, you can't do it! "I complained in my heart. Forget it, I can't compose poetry, and I can't copy it? Wait and see!
"Good! No problem! I agreed, then found a stool to sit down, put my hands on my chest, bowed my head and pretended to be pensive, then quietly reached into my arms with my left hand, pressed the red mark on my chest, and I crossed straight back to the mall. And I, who stayed in Datang, was still bowing my head and closing my eyes, making a contemplative state, but unfortunately, if I didn't snore, maybe I really had momentum! But I don't know what the reason is, anyway, as soon as I crossed over and stayed in Datang's body, I began to snore and doze off.
When the award saw me bowing my head and snoring, he was stupid, but the other maids looked strange! It seems that I love to snore, and the maids in the inner house who sleep in a bed every day know it!
When I returned to the mall, I ran straight to the supermarket.
"Hmmm! I remember that in the supermarket, there was a book counter, as if I had seen a picture album with Tang poems! ”
When I ran to the book counter, I saw the most obvious place in the counter was a book "One Hundred Tang Poems for Children - Color Picture Edition".
"Huh! Coloring book version is coloring book version! Anyway, it is full of the most famous poems of the Tang Dynasty! ”
Flipping through the album, I quickly glanced at the side: "Huh! Then choose Li Bai! Hehe, anyway, Li Bai hasn't been born yet, so I'll quietly steal your literary talent first! Anyway, your name is Li Bai, and my name is Li Hei, hehe, probably we are like the relationship between Li Kui and Li Ghost! Anyway, everyone's surname is Li, so I'm welcome! ”
I flipped through it casually, and then called up the poems that were more suitable for the present, memorized them silently, and then patted the mark on my chest again this time, and traveled back to the Tang Dynasty.
I in Datang woke up from my contemplative appearance. Then he stood up, walked back and forth a few steps coquettishly, pretended to be elegant, put his hands behind his back, raised his head slightly 45 degrees, and focused his eyes on the full moon that had risen in the sky. Then he blurted out: "I don't know the moon when I am young, and I call it a white jade plate." and suspicious Yaotai mirror, flying in the blue clouds. The immortals hang their feet, and the laurel tree is a group. The white rabbit pounded the medicine, and asked who Yan was having dinner with?"
After chanting, I shook my head proudly, pretending to be intoxicated, and then squinted and secretly looked at the others.
All the maids stared at me with adoration on their faces, especially Dacao and Xiaocao, and there were even little stars in their eyes. Looking at Xiaoling again, she also looked at me with satisfaction and smiled, only the awards, she was in a daze, staring at me in disbelief and stupid.
I coughed lightly and said, "Ahem! Well! How about it, the poems I wrote are okay, young master! ”
Dacao immediately nodded with admiration on his face and said, "Young Master! You're amazing! Xiaocao also said: "Yes! Master! You're amazing! ”
At this time, the award was relieved, and then he pouted and said, "Who knows if you are a little pervert who copied someone else!" ”
After listening to the words of the award, the maids all glared at the award, and Xiaoling said, "You are talking nonsense! The young master won't copy someone else's! My young master is the smartest and best young master in the world! ”
"I, no, believe! If you have the ability, you can make another song! The award said to me through gritted teeth.
"Do it, who is afraid of whom! Young master, come on, I'm making an angry stinky award! Xiao Ling stuck out her tongue at the award and said.
"Huh! All right! Then I'm going to make a song! "Seeing that Xiaoling said so, I can only go back and copy a poem.
At this time, the award spoke again: "No, who knows if you will copy someone else's again!" If you want to do it, you have to do what I say! ”
"Huh! And make a request! Okay, then you say, I'll try! "Looking at the award and looking angry, I can only agree.
"Good! Well, uh! Then make another song with this object, and when it is done, I will convince you! He reached out and took out a red bracelet from his bosom and handed it to me.
I reached out and took it, only to find that the red bracelet was worn with red beans, and I said casually: "Red beans? ”
The award gave me a blank look and said, "This is not a red bean, this is acacia seeds, a specialty of South Vietnam!" It's poisonous! ”
"Acacia? South Vietnam? "After listening to the introduction of the award, I didn't even have to go back to the mall to read a book, and a popular poem flashed directly from my mind.
"Huh! Isn't the award kidding me? Red beans? Acacia? Also South Vietnam? Isn't this a question to be given? I complained silently in my heart. Then he took the necklace made of acacia seeds, walked back and forth a few steps, and continued to chant in a deep voice: "Red beans are born in the south, and a few branches are sent in spring." May you pick more, this thing is the most lovely. After reciting, I deliberately pretended to be chic, shook my hair, and threw a wink at the award before handing back the bracelet to the award.
"Hey, hey! What do you think! Handsome or not? Let me ask you, is it handsome? I shouted triumphantly.