Early in the morning, Wang Lanling was woken up by a dog barking.

Some reluctantly came out of the bed, Wang Lanling got up and put on a cotton jacket, wore thick, bloated and uncomfortable cotton pants, put on a fat official uniform and walked out.

Yesterday, I told my sister-in-law Zhang Zhu about asking Wang Lanfeng about it, and it should be Wang Lanfeng who came over today, so Wang Lanling didn't delay for too long.

As soon as I got downstairs, the barking of the dogs in the yard was much quieter, and it was no longer as sharp and hysterical as it had just been.

But it's a little thicker and more confident.

"Wang!" Every few seconds, the big dogs barked at the gate.

The puppies didn't know how heavy they were, and they barked the same way as before.

Guo Yong, who was guarding the door, had already come out, and he ran to the door to talk outside.

The animals are intelligent, and the animals in the zoo will not hit the railing, and the dogs in this yard will not hit the door.

According to Wang Lanling's observations, these dogs can distinguish between the two things of "door" and "mirror".

They know what the door does, and they know that they are fake and reflected in the mirror.

For example, when Wang Lanling and the dog stand together and look at the mirror, when Wang Lanling stretches out his hand and secretly approaches the dog's neck, the dog will not bark at the mirror, but will look at Wang Lanling with a nervous face, showing a frightened expression.

The courtyard gate is the same, unlike other dogs, even if the courtyard door is open, even if it is free-range, it will not chase out and bite people.

The outside world is dangerous, and without the dog officers of the big dung division standing behind, these barking dogs will quickly become dog meat.

The horror of the erect monkey of the martial arts master is deeply imprinted in the instinct of most creatures in this world.

The door slowly opened, and what appeared in front of Wang Lanling was not his eldest brother Wang Lanfeng, but forty or fifty villainous men with a gangster.

Even in the middle of winter, many of these people wore a sack shoulder, revealing their strong arms as thick as a large Coke bottle.

What's going on?

Is it a gang reunion, or is it revenge?

The door slowly opened, and what appeared in front of a group of martial arts masters was a young man wearing an official uniform with a displeased face.

"Lord Wang!"

Forty or fifty wicked men clasped their fists in unison and bowed their heads to the young man.

Wang Lanling was very confused, he thought about it hard, and he didn't think that he had any place to have a holiday with these people.

After a cold scene for two or three seconds, Wang Lanling said quietly: "Who are you?" What are you doing here? ”

Could it be that the manure tank at home is full?

Wang Lanling thinks about things from his profession, and this is the first thing he thinks of.

An obese man in silk clothes standing at the front quickly said: "Lord Wang, I heard that you are recruiting people here, and the villain's foot strength is also okay, so I came to take the test, and I also asked the adults to raise their noble eyes." ”

Wang Lanling then remembered that he was recruiting, but shouldn't this kind of thing be one or two people first, and then wait for someone else every once in a while?

There are so many people here at once, and you see, these people are fat and strong, where do they look like people from the big dung division?!

I don't know, I think it's a Yamen!

Wang Lanling showed a displeased look, and he said: "Recruiting people is recruiting, but my salary here is not high, and my work is still tiring, and it is all dirty work." ”

The fat man quickly said flatteringly: "For, the court is not dirty, not dirty." Salary or something, it's okay, it's okay, the villain is not afraid of getting tired. ”

it! Is this Nima's ideological consciousness so high?

Wang Lanling didn't believe it, he frowned and thought about the reason.

I thought about it, I thought about it, but I really couldn't think of it.

Don't think about corruption at all, one person is in charge of the oil and water in a small county, five people are average, and ten people are drudgery.

In addition to the matter of money, Wang Lanling really couldn't think of any other benefits.

He looked at the fat man, "What's your name?" ”

"Villain Wei Biao!" Wei Biao quickly said his name.

Wang Lanling continued: "Wei Biao, I don't think you are an ordinary person, where do you live, what do you do on weekdays? ”

Wei Biao respectfully explained:

"The villain lives in Jiazi Lane in the east of the city, kills some livestock and sells meat on weekdays, specializes in killing pigs and dogs, although he will also kill cattle and sheep, but that is another butcher's livelihood, and we don't cross the line with each other."

When Wang Lanling heard that this was a butcher, he was even more puzzled.

"If you're a butcher, why do you come to me on an errand? Earn money, where you sell more meat. ”

Wei Biao smiled flatteringly, "The villain has wanted to do things for the court since he was a child, and this money is not a problem, and the pigs and dogs can be killed in the morning and noon, just a few knives, and they will be handed over to the mother-in-law and the men at home to see if they are enough." ”

Wang Lanling asked: "What impact does being an errand boy in my place have on your butcher's shop?" ”

Wei Biao smiled embarrassedly, "The credit account is good." ”

Now Wang Lanling understands that the matter of being an errand in the big dung division is a benefit in itself.

It doesn't matter if it's money or something, it's like someone in whose house is cleaning the toilet in the courthouse, and the person who pays on credit will have a conscience + fifty percent!

is not only on credit, but the troublemakers will also be scruples, just like who is the nephew of his second uncle.

Not to mention anything else, when you go to each house to harvest fertilizer, by the way, you will talk about the arrears, this is deterrence.

If you dare not pay back the money, you will be able to eat, and you will not leave!

Although it is said that they are temporary workers, if you think about it, there is no difference between these people and regular servants other than money, right?

Tian Yuanfang, if these errand boys make mistakes, won't they be expelled?

Wang Lanling couldn't figure out this clue for a while, and this matter was a little confused and chaotic from the beginning.

He looked at this fat man with a big belly and a fat barrel waist and said, "Can you run?" I want the kind that runs fast and has the strength of my feet. ”

Wei Biao quickly slapped his chest, his fat but strong body tensed, "Don't worry, my lord!" Don't look at the villain's body is a little fat, but he is definitely a good hand at running! ”

"If you jump hard, you can go up with a three-meter high wall! One leap is more than ten meters! ”

Wang Lanling felt more and more that this world was a bit nonsense, and in order to regain some sense of reality, he looked at the courtyard wall next to him.

"You jump this and try it."

Wei Biao quickly lowered his waist, "My lord, you are joking, you crossed over the official wall of the city wall, but it is a felony to break your leg, and if you are caught, you will be directly lame." ”

Wang Lanling showed a puzzled expression, "Well, I really don't know about this." ”

Wei Biao laughed with him, "My lord, you don't understand this, it's okay if we understand, this is the rule that the official master set for us." ”

Wang Lanling was a little speechless, although he didn't talk about it, and no one discriminated against or found fault, but the imperial court really pressed these martial artists who did not enter the official position like pigs and dogs.

The kind that advertises zero in words, but actually acts in one hundred and two.

Looking at these people, Wang Lanling said: "There are too many people, in addition to the strength of the feet, I will test you again, one by one." ”

Wang Lanling looked at Wei Biao, "Let me ask you, since you are a dog butcher, then let me ask you, what kind of dog is a good dog?" ”

The dogs in the yard stopped barking, and after Wang Lanling and Wei Biao talked, those dogs stopped barking.

If the big dog stops barking, the small dog will naturally stop barking.

Wei Biao didn't care about the dogs in the yard, he said with a smile: "I can understand human words, but I can't speak human words." This kind of dog is the best dog. ”

The ideological consciousness of these people...... Why is it so high?!

Wang Lanling's own answer is not as good as Wei Biao's, this answer is too profound!

A dog that will do his job, does not need to explain, and cannot justify himself is indeed a good dog.

It can be used, eaten, and fed.

is worthy of being a butcher who slaughters dogs, and deeply understands that this dog is a dog, and a person is a human being!

"Good! Count you in! Wang Lanling proudly signed the first temporary worker.