Chapter 149: Second Negotiation
"Childe, hurry up, what's going on today? Last night, people from the Luoyang Yamen came to advise. ”
"What are you doing, didn't you say don't wake me up if it's okay today? I'm tired from two days of work, I'm going to sleep in, no one wants me to get up, go out and help me close the door. Lu Zifei covered his head with the quilt and said sullenly.
Banxia is also speechless, his own son is at a critical juncture, the day before yesterday obviously promised others, today he changed the hexagram, I heard that it was a major matter for the two countries to negotiate, it is not good to use force, the son's getting up is not small, and no one can do anything about his stubborn temper.
"Banxia, doesn't he get up? Tell him that if he doesn't get up again, I'll come in. Shao Yong said outside.
When Lu Zifei heard this, a carp stiffened, and hurriedly said: "Master, I'm up, am I joking with Banxia?" ”
Banxia smiled at the corner of her mouth, helped Lu Zifei get dressed, brought the washing water, toothbrush, and tooth powder into the house, Lu Zifei finally finished washing, and when she went out, she saw Han Jiang and the others biting a bun in their mouths.
"Aren't you going to the yamen today? Why did you come to my house, eat a bun and go and continue your internship! ”
Liu Chang said: "Hanzhang, you can't be like this, didn't you say that you will take us to see the negotiations between the major powers?" ”
Lu Zifei also joined the ranks of eliminating steamed buns, biting a bun in his mouth and said vaguely: "What's so good about this, isn't it just that the two sides are arguing, the strong ones put forward conditions, the weak ones reduce their losses, and the weak countries have no diplomatic power,
It's the sake of being oppressed, I don't want to go if there is a way, this kind of thing is called losing power and humiliating the country by people outside, you are the person on the shame rack, and you can't go now. ”
The four of them nodded together, they were full of interest in the negotiation, Han Jiang said: "Hanzhang, you can take us with you!" We listened quietly, didn't make trouble, didn't come out and didn't spread a word, okay or not. ”
Lu Zifei said: "If you like you, follow me, anyway, I don't care, I don't know what's good about it, you are going to go one by one, you might as well do something meaningful." ”
After breakfast, the five teenagers rode horses and rushed to Luoyang, the venue for the negotiation was at the post station, so there was no need to go to the county office, and when they arrived at the post station, a government official who knew Lu Zifei came and took the initiative to take the horse away, Ouyang Xiu looked at him and said, "Are you prepared?" ”
Lu Zifei said: "What is there to prepare for, I don't know where I have read the book for decades, but I can't say that it is just a group of barbarians, and I want to be a minor to come out, it's really embarrassing!" ”
"Stinky boy, who are you mocking here? If you don't behave well today, you will stay in Luoyang for the rest of your life, don't want to go out, your master doesn't dare to say this kind of thing in front of me, it's really bold, and you want to take the top exam without our old guys to help you, it's up to you? Let's go in the next life! What are your eyes? Don't believe it, do you? ”
Lu Zifei said: "Believe, how can I not believe it, you are all the pillars of the Great Song Dynasty, what qualifications do I have for a small show, do you say it, look, they are here." ”
As soon as Ouyang Xiu turned his head, Lu Zifei had already slipped away, and Fu Bi said: "What are you talking about with him, you are still a child." ”
"Have you ever seen whose child can do this, give him a wake-up call in advance, let him not be a child's play, this kid loves to come to Hulai, hey, what are you four doing here, don't study your homework at home."
Jia Dian stubbornly said: "Hanzhang let a few of us follow for a long time, saying that it will not affect the soy sauce." ”
"It's just nonsense, I just said that he loves Hulai, you see! This is a negotiation, the important task entrusted by the emperor, he didn't take it seriously at all, I really don't know if it's right or wrong to let him come, Yanguo, are we looking for the wrong person. ”
Fu Bi said: "I have a different opinion from Uncle Yong, since he is so freewheeling, it proves that he has confidence in his heart, there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, it has come, let's go first to have a look." ”
Xiao Ying and Liu Liufu live in the post station, near the water building to get the moon first, they are also the earliest to arrive at the venue, Ouyang Xiu took Fu Bi and Zeng Gongliang, followed by a group of hairy boys, the small venue was instantly overcrowded, Xiao Ying frowned, Liu Liufu said: "Lord Ouyang, what are you doing with so many people, if there are many people to solve things, our Daliao will not be wiped out by you long ago." ”
Ouyang Xiu's old god is at ease, his face has long been invulnerable, and water and fire are invulnerable, Lu Zifei knows that the old guy is waiting for him to speak? He said, "I don't know what this adult is called, did you get up in the morning and brush your teeth?" ”
Liu Liufu saw that Ouyang Xiu didn't speak, and a young man asked himself angrily, and he said arrogantly: "This official is Liu Liufu, a scholar of the Great Liao Wenhua Palace, who are you, this stinky boy, does this place have your share in speaking?" ”
Lu Zifei didn't look at Liu Liufu, he poked Fu Bi next to him and asked, "Master Fu, what kind of official position is this Wenhuadian scholar, why haven't I heard of it?" The official is not big. ”
Fu Bi's head almost stretched out under the table, it's really a superb, you don't even know what you say about other people's official positions, he whispered: "It's our Zhongshu Sheren of the Great Song Dynasty, the emperor's secretary, the kind that gives the emperor ideas." ”
"Oh! Master Liu, you're okay when you're talking to your Liao Emperor in Dadu! Can he stand it without brushing his teeth? ”
Liu Liufu didn't understand what this had to do with whether he brushed his teeth or not, and Xiao Guanyin, who was recorded behind him, said to him: "He dislikes you for not brushing your teeth and your mouth is smelly." ”
When Xiao Guanyin said it, his voice was not small, everyone heard it, Han Jiang, these children who didn't have a city government, couldn't laugh anymore, this Hanzhang was too damaged, the university scholar was the prime minister's reserve talent, it was too bad, Xiao Ying's face was also green, the people of Liao didn't have the habit of brushing their teeth, they didn't know what was the use of brushing their teeth, and what salt might as well be kept for cooking.
"Xiao'er, you deceive people too much, Lord Ouyang, you don't want to talk sincerely, do you!"
Fu Bi said: "Bachelor Liu doesn't have to be angry, he is the first time to contact the negotiation, he doesn't know the rules, let me introduce to the distinguished guests of Liao, this young handsome man is our other deputy envoy in this negotiation, Lu Hanzhang." ”
He said to Lu Zifei again: "This is Xiao Ying, who presided over the negotiation of the Liao State this time, Lord Xiao, the director of the Xuanhui Institute of the Liao State, which is equivalent to the Ministry of Industry of our Great Song Dynasty." After that, he also explained to Lu Zifei in a whisper, he was afraid that Lu Zifei would not know how to make jokes.
Xiao Ying said: "You Da Song really have no one, you actually sent a little boy to negotiate with us, rather than this, you might as well directly give us the land of the ten counties of Waqiao Pass, and there is no need for negotiations to continue, and a lot of words will be wasted here." ”
Ouyang Xiu wanted to refute, his eyes swept to the stinky boy who didn't listen to what people said at all, he was gesturing with the clerk of the Liao Kingdom, the two of them were having a lot of fun, Han Jiang and them were really unable to hold back in the back, Ouyang Xiu was so angry in his heart!
Zeng Gongliang said to Lu Zifei: "Hanzhang, what about the person opposite scolding you?" He said you're a child. ”
"Who scolds me? Stand up and let me see, I have eaten the courage of an ambitious leopard, and I dare to scold me in the land of the Great Song Dynasty, it's no wonder if I don't skin him and cramp, Lord Zeng, you see, no one stands up! Shall I just say it? ”
Zeng Gongliang also closed his mouth, it was nothing to do, hanging high, it was too tiring to talk to this kid, Xiao Ying took a deep breath and said: "Da Song has no sincerity at all, we don't want to talk about it, you can do it yourself." ”
Lu Zifei coughed and said: "Don't regret Lord Xiao leaving, the envoys of Western Xia live in my Zhuangzi, you leave our Great Song Dynasty and immediately form an alliance with Western Xia, didn't you say that you are an uncle and nephew with Western Xia?" Now that Princess Xingping has passed away, you can't talk about any kinship! ”
"You are talking nonsense, we didn't receive any news before we came that Princess Xingping passed away, even if she passed away, how dare he Li Yuanhao not give me a mourning for such a big thing, it's just a mess."
Lu Zifei said with a smile: "Nonsense or nonsense, if you think about it, you will know that Princess Xingping has returned to you in the past few years, or has exchanged letters, I think you know better than me as a Song person!" ”
Liu Liufu looked at Xiao Ying, and the meaning on his face was to ask if Princess Xingping had any letter, Xiao Ying thought for a while, and shook his head at Liu Liufu, which means that there is really no, Liu Liufu is in a bad mood, and Li Yuanhao misunderstood me.
Xiao Ying was also like eating a fly, he said: "We need to ask about the specific situation, and the Song envoys will rest for a while." When Xiao Guanyin went out, he also made a small thumbs down movement, which caused Lu Zifei to roll his eyes again.
After the Liao people went out, Ouyang Xiu twisted Lu Zifei's ears and said: "Boy, when did the envoy from Western Xia come, why don't I know, and the secret spy department of Princess Xingping has not found out, you know from there, tell me honestly." ”
Lu Zifei rescued his ears and said: "The art of war has clouds, 'virtual is real, real is virtual', don't you understand? This is called the strategy of doubtful soldiers, look at Sun Tzu's Art of War more, it is good for you, thirty-six strategies are used casually, they all have ass urine,
Grasp the weaknesses to show our strengths, don't just think about infighting all day long, Princess Xingping is really dead, Li Yuanhao is hiding it from everyone, and there are not many people in Xixia who know about it, and I knew it occasionally when I went to Xingqing Mansion last time. ”
Ouyang Xiu said: "What a bold boy, aren't you afraid that the people of the Liao Kingdom will know that it really looks like being annoyed and angry!" The emperor has explained that there must be no war, this is the premise, how are you going to talk to them next? ”
Lu Zifei said: "Of course it's talking with your mouth!" So what do you want me to talk about? Ass? ”
If Ouyang Xiu hadn't been for today's negotiation, he would have really killed this bastard, when it was, he didn't know how serious he was, and the little confidence he had just had was gone.
Fu Bi said: "As you told me earlier, try to talk about money!" It's not much, and we're okay with it. ”
"Got it, let me sleep a little longer, I didn't sleep well last night."