Chapter 255: Looking for Trouble
"It's a long, long story......"
Yunru pretended to be profound, and said slowly in a meaningful tone.
"Eh......" With Fanggu's understanding of Yunru, she immediately understood what it meant.
Ask for money!
Drop the money in the eye!
And how could a little girl like Jiang Mo who is a traitor on the outside not know? When she knelt in the ancestral hall last night, she knew that following Liu Yunru was a matter of first suffering losses and then making profits, so she had already made up her mind to use money to make herself an important person in Liu Yunru's heart, and she would not lose money by following her.
Xiao Nizi's eyes rolled and she smiled and said, "Master, you have to let me know if it's worth buying your story, right?" So ......," Jiang Mo said.
"So let me start with one?" Yunru glanced at her and said.
Jiang Mo immediately nodded.
At this moment, everyone looked at Yunru, and Yunru didn't feel uncomfortable. He took two steps forward and said, "If you want me to say, it's not impossible, you know it." You still have to pay money to listen to books! When you listen to my Liu Yunru's story, you have to express your feelings? ”
Treacherous!
It's shameless!
"Then we'll have to see how much your story is worth." Xiao Muhan said loudly.
Little girl, it's not good to be cunning!
Yunru looked at Xiao Muhan and looked at him, "It must be more exciting than Mr. Tingshu's story." ”
"Listen to Mr. Listen to a story once and only charge five cents, you can't tell more than Mr. Listener, right? If you take three pennies, my son will be reluctant to listen to your story. Xiao Muhan tidied up his clothes and said casually.
Sure enough, it was an old fox.
Jiang Mo was also silent, only looking at Yunru with a pair of big eyes.
Yunru chuckled, didn't respond to Xiao Muhan, picked up the tea, found a comfortable position to sit down, glanced at everyone, and said, "What the doctor said is right, if I don't let you hear it, I'm afraid you don't want to pay the money, so let this girl tell you." Say, what type are you going to listen to? This girl will accompany her to the end. ”
Anyway, I have nothing to do these days, so it's better to tell stories and make some money. After all, she just tells a story that is a household name in China. Don't be afraid.
When the words fell, Jiang Mo pondered for a while and shouted, "I want to listen to the rivers and lakes!" ”
Jiang Li looked at Jiang Mo helplessly, this girl is not dead yet.
Yunru saw that the others didn't speak, and searched for stories about the rivers and lakes in her mind.
But listened, "My son wants to hear about love." ”
"Huh"
In the hall, the unmarried little maidservant, together with Jiang Mo, turned red in an instant.
This, this, in public, this Xiao Muhan is really a little ashamed!
Yunru didn't think so, she looked at Xiao Muhan with a smile and said, "Shouldn't you be a doctor who hangs a pot to help the world?" What kind of love in the world is mixed with! ”
Xiao Muhan's face fell, who prescribed that those who see a doctor should be pure-hearted and have few desires?
Ahh
"I warn you, you have to dare to say that I am a doctor again, beware of me poisoning you and making you miserable." Xiao Muhan scared Yunru with a straight face.
Yunru snorted coldly, not to be outdone, "If you have the ability, you can come, see if I'm afraid!" ”
"Yo, you're ......"
"Hey, hey, master, just listen to the master." Jiang Mo blushed and interrupted Xiao Muhan's words.
Hearing this, Yun Ru glared at him with a look, "What the hell are you from over there?" ”
"You...... You're here. Jiang Mo said weakly.
"And you're still talking to him?" Yunru asked angrily.
Is this girl lacking in eyes!
But Jiang Mo didn't think so, she thought that pleasing her master was equivalent to hugging her thighs, and she would be on duty in the future!
"I ......" Jiang Mo was hesitant, and he couldn't speak for a long time.
Seeing this, Jiang Li came out and said, "Miss Yunru, it doesn't matter what Mo'er wants to hear, just tell the story that this son wants to hear." We'll hear later. Jiang Li said and pointed at Xiao Muhan. also motioned to Jiang Mo to come over with his eyes.
Hearing this, Xiao Muhan immediately became proud.
Jiang Mo pouted and walked back to Jiang Li's side, looking at Yunru innocently with big eyes.
Yunru was helpless, so she had to say, "Okay." Today, let's tell the story of the White Snake. ”
"White Snake? Sounds interesting, so let's talk about it. Xiao Muhan adjusted his posture and urged Yun Rudao.
Cheng Chuyun took a sip of tea and looked at Yunru with tenderness in his eyes, expecting what story she could tell.
Everyone waited with bated breath, Yunru cleared his throat and said, "Everything in the world has a spirit. Plants and trees are, and so are animals. Heaven and earth gave birth to a unique white snake. It has a graceful body and shiny scales. Absorb the essence of the sun and the moon every day, practice for thousands of years, and one day, turn into a human form in the water and break through the water. She has become a beautiful woman, and her smile is full of amorous ......"
Yunru spoke with emotion, and the others listened with full attention.
Even Cheng Chuyun listened quietly, for fear of missing something.
At this time, Qing Yu walked in by mistake, and saw that everyone was listening to Yunru's story, so she quietly stood aside and listened, and after a while, she was also fascinated.
Since she came in, Xiao Muhan has looked at her intentionally or unintentionally, his eyes full of inquiry.
She resembles her too much!
After thinking about it, Yunru took a sip of herbal tea, and said to Fang Gu, "Fang Gu, the tea is cold......
Hearing this, Aunt Fang didn't reply, and hurriedly asked someone to add it to Yunru.
Yunru continued with satisfaction.
"The West Lake was hazy, and the White Lady and Xiaoqing saw that Xu Xian was about to go away by boat, and Xiaoqing cast a spell to make it rain. Then, Xiaoqing called out to the boatman, Xu Xian heard it and looked at the shore......"
Yunru saw that everyone was listening with relish, and her painting style changed, and said, "I know what will happen next, please listen to the next decomposition." ”
Hearing this, everyone came back to their senses and was stunned, Jiang Mo clapped his palms and shouted, "The master is so powerful!" You all know such an interesting story, master......"
Others are also secretly surprised, although Yunru is not good, but the storyline is really unheard of, very fresh.
Yunru raised his hand at Jiang Mo and said, "Low-key, low-key." ”
"Oh~" Jiang Mo replied and put down his hand.
"Tell me, how much does it cost you for this story?" Fang Gu glared at Yunru and said with a lot of money.
Yunru rolled her eyes, and immediately said with her fingers solemnly, "Well...... The story of the Great Sage will cost at least fifty taels to listen to the whole book. ”
"Isn't it gold again this time?" Jiang Mo looked at Yunru and asked cautiously.
Where is the lesson from the past, she can't help but ask clearly.
"Where is this girl so greedy for money? It was fifty taels of silver. Yunru smiled mysteriously.
"Cut, what's the point of fifty taels?" Fang Gu said disdainfully.
"Yo, listen to this tone, our mother-in-law Fang is very rich!" Yunru stared at Fang Gu Dao with a look of worship.
"That's ......," Fang Gu didn't want to blurt out immediately.
"Good! Fang Gu is so rich, she must not mind adding an extra fifty taels, right? Yunru slapped the table and said loudly.
"What?" Fang Gu reacted and asked in surprise.
"You heard me right, don't listen if you can't afford the money. Jiang Mo, let's go. Yun Ru wanted to stand up and mock Aunt Fang.
"Master......" Jiang Mo stood up happily and called Yunru.
"Good apprentice, let's go." Yunru patted Jiang Mo's shoulder and started to walk outside.
But before her feet fell, Aunt Fang hurriedly said, "Who said I can't afford to pay?" Isn't it just a hundred taels of silver? Root...... I'll give it now! ”
"Oh......" Yunru said with a grin as she retracted her foot.
stretched out his hand to Fang Gu and tempted, "You give it now, I'll talk about it right away, it's exciting later!" ”
Fang Gu took out the money from her arms and said hatefully, "I hope it is wonderful, otherwise...... Humph......"
"Bang" a piece of five taels of silver was slapped on the table by Aunt Fang, and then she sat down again, looked at Yunru and said, "This is a tip, your story is exciting enough, one hundred taels of silver will be offered immediately." ”
Don't think she doesn't know that Yunru is provoking herself, she almost fell for it, and now she has to play with Yunru too.
"Why are you still stunned? Look at how generous Aunt Fang is? Hurry up and give the money. Yunru picked up the five taels of silver and looked at Jiang Mo and Xiao Muhan.
"Why doesn't he have to give it?" Xiao Muhan pointed to Cheng Chuyundao, who had always been regarded as air.
"What does it have to do with you whether he gives it or not?" Yunru sat down and looked at Xiao Muhan and said with a retort.
She didn't have a good tone towards Xiao Muhan. Who made him Nie Jichen's person!
"Why should he listen if he doesn't give money?" Aunt Fang on the side also joined in and said angrily.
Why do you have to spend money to listen to it, but Cheng Chuyun can be free?
"You two have an opinion?" Yunru said with a narrowing of her eyes.
"Of course!" Xiao Muhan and Fang Gu said in unison.
"So, Jiang Mo, do you have any opinions?" Yunru turned her head to look at Jiang Modao.
Jiang Mo's face fell, but he laughed hard and said, "Master, I have no opinion, no opinion at all." "But the heart is bitter, who says there is no opinion? She is poor now, and all her private money has been brought to the Ming Palace, where does she still have money?
"Did you hear that, the daughter of the prime minister has no opinion, what are you two yelling about? Love to listen or not to listen to pull down, anyway, some people come to listen to the story. "Yunru spreads her hands and doesn't care.
"Chu Yun give me the book!" Yunru looked at Cheng Chuyun Dao.
Cheng Chuyun nodded, took out the book from his arms and handed it to Yunru.
As soon as Yun Ru took the book, he immediately wrote in the blank space, causing Jiang Mo and the three of them to look down, but they didn't see anything.
In the middle of the sound, Yunru stopped and said to Jiang Mo, "Come apprentice, sign on it, and I will tell you immediately." Pushed the written book in front of Jiang Mo and said.
"Master, what is this?" Jiang Mo picked up the book suspiciously, and looked at Yunru's words written with charcoal.
"For a contract that is beneficial to both of us, I am responsible for telling the story, and how about you give me money after listening to it?" Yunru smiled and glanced at Xiao Muhan, Fanggu and turned to look at Jiang Modao.
Jiang Mo immediately smiled when she heard this, it is always good to give her a few days to prepare.
So Jiang Mo smiled and asked, "Master, why are you showing me this?" ”
"Stupid, sit down." Yunru recaptured the book and said to Jiang Mo.
"Oh......" Jiang Mo happily sat down again.
Yunru stuffed the charcoal pen into Jiang Mo's hand, pushed the book in front of her, and said, "Feel free to sign your name on this." ”
But Jiang Mo's mind was on the charcoal, she turned the charcoal in her hand, and asked Yunru with a curious face, "Master, how can this be used for writing?" ”
She was full of curiosity about charcoal when she saw Yunru writing with charcoal just now, but now she didn't know how to use it in her hand.
"It's called charcoal, just take it and write like this." Yunru was speechless, took back the charcoal pen from Jiang Mo's hand, wrote a word on the paper, and stuffed the charcoal pen to Jiang Modao.
"Oh......" Jiang Mo said with a charcoal pen in Yunru's posture.
Yunru looked at her hand and didn't put down the pen for a long time, and frowned, "You can't write?" ”
"Huh? Yes. Jiang Mo said.
"Why don't you write your name soon?" Yunru yelled.
So Jiang Mo immediately wrote his name on the contract with a twist, and the words were also written crookedly.
"Do you two want to write it?" Yunru took the charcoal back and looked at Fang Gu and Xiao Muhan.
Fang Gu and Xiao Muhan glanced at each other and said, "Write, give it to me." ”
Yunru put the pen on the top of the book and pushed it, and the book came to Xiao Muhan with the pen.
Xiao Muhan glanced at Yunru, and suddenly a bad premonition arose from her heart when she met her starry eyes. Before I had time to think about it, I was attracted by the charcoal in front of me.
When he saw Cheng Chuyun writing with it before, Xiao Muhan was very curious, but Cheng Chuyun never let him touch it, but now he held the charcoal pen in his hand, as if he was holding something weighing a thousand catties, because he could feel Cheng Chuyun's cold gaze without looking up.