Shih Tzu Gaiden

Text/Sparrow Zhang Xiaojing

Chapter 3 In the school, the demon song and fox dance

When I arrived at Mr.'s residence, Mr. put down the basket and was a little tired:

"I need to sort out the herbs, clean up the wounds, you go to the school first, take a look, and get familiar with the classmates, go"

"I, I'm ......" Xiao Yiguang hesitated, a little afraid to move forward.

"Let go of the guts, go, go, it's okay, they're all good kids in nature."

"Oh, okay," Xiao Yiguang stubbornly walked over, and got a little closer, wow, there are so many people! One by one, one by one, as if there were thorns in the buttocks, and the soles of the feet were on fire, and they couldn't sit still for a moment and couldn't be idle for a moment, just jumping up and down, screaming, hating to tear off the roof, Xiao Yiguang stood at the door, and didn't dare to step in, so he lay on the window, revealing a small half of his face, and quietly looked in, the snow-white walls, the pale yellow table, and the pale blue stools, In the meantime, these many children laughed, played, noisy, and were very happy...... It's so good, Xiao Yiguang looked at it, and suddenly his eyes lit up, among many people, a familiar figure suddenly flashed, isn't this the young lady who welcomed her in the cave of the locust tree, singing a beautiful song to welcome her? As soon as he saw the little sister, Xiao Yiguang suddenly came to his senses, became bold, called his sister, ran over happily, ran over and held his sister's hand, and kept laughing happily and laughing.

The young lady was stunned, lowered her head, saw Xiao Yiguang, hugged her all of a sudden, kissed her, kissed again, was very happy, unfriendly, unacceptable

"Oh, alas, Xiao Yiguang, you're finally here, it's so good, it's so good" He raised his hand high and said loudly: "That's what I often tell you, it's so cute, it's so beautiful Sister Yiguang, today, I'll finally see it for you!" ”

However, before she finished her words, there was already a laugh in her ears:

"Hee-hee, isn't this that little bastard?"

"That's it, is it the wild bastard who doesn't even know who her mother is......"

"Woo, woo......" Xiao Yiguang was sad.

"Don't cry, don't cry, it's okay," the young lady hugged her tightly, comforted her, and defended her loudly:

"What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong without a dad? I don't know who my dad is, what's wrong? I don't have a father, and I don't know who my father is! It's okay to have a mother, it's okay to have a mother and a mother, what kind of thing is a father? Does it matter? ”

"Oh, what a stinky snake spirit, what an outlier, no ethics at all, no understanding of benevolence, righteousness and shame, don't go far"

At this time, even my sister was affected and scolded, but my sister did not admit defeat or relent, but jumped on the table, crossed her hands on her waist, opened her eyes angrily, and tore and scolded. In the midst of the battle of words, I only heard a knock, the door was kicked open, and the gentleman broke in angrily, and slapped the table, like a bell:

"What are we going to talk about on the first day?"

"Harmony"

"What is the purpose of harmony?"

"People and all things are equally respected

"What is it? Say it again."

"People and all things, equal respect"

"That's right, people and all things are equal and respected, but have you really treated the snake girl equally? For Xiao Yiguang, have you really respected it equally? ”

"However, the snake girl is a snake spirit, a low-level snake, how can she be equal to us, Shi Yiguang is a wild seed born of a slut, how can she make us respect!"

"Kids, you're not right! Mountains, rivers, valleys, mosses, grasses, flowers, trees...... Heaven and earth, the firmament, man, beasts, fish, birds...... Since the beginning of the universe, when the flood gave birth to all things, all kinds of life, each performing its own duties, interlocking, indispensable, how can there be any distinction between high and low? Only together create the quiet of the prosperous time of the years. ”

"Sir, we know that all things depend on each other and share weal and woe: life depends on each other, and we share tranquility."

"By the way, you know, so what's next? Do you still need me to teach? ”

"Thank you, sir, for teaching, we know, we understand" The students walked up to the snake girl and Xiao Yiguang together, eagerly and sincerely:

"I'm sorry, Snake Girl; Xiao Yiguang, I'm sorry, we were wrong, can you forgive us? ”

"Okay, okay" The snake girl nodded repeatedly, smiling.

"Okay, okay" Xiao Yiguang nodded, smiling, smiling, but couldn't help but cry.

In the harmony class, the old gentleman smacked tea, moistened his throat, and said loudly, "Now, I will tell a story about Dayu's control of the water during the flood period......" Subsequently, with the old gentleman's hurried and slow, Yang Yang's frustrated voice, Ying Long, Wa Nu, Zhu Rong, Gonggong, Bu Zhou Mountain, Yu and Yu, blocking or dredging ...... Mysterious, weird, vivid, uninhibited...... life; A pair of magnificent, weird, tragic, desolate...... of the picture. It is like a strong wind blowing away the haze, and the shower cleans away the filth, bright and bright, opening in front of the eyes and blooming in the bottom of the heart. Ah, the students opened their eyes and held their breath, listening with relish, as if they were drunk. Just when the classmates were deeply trapped and couldn't extricate themselves, the old gentleman shouted loudly, and stopped abruptly, for a while, the wind blew, the incense wafted, and the world was quiet. Up close, they could hear their own heartbeats and see their breathing. After a while, a loud voice roared again:

"Having said so much, talking so much, to sum it up, in fact, there are only two words, blocking and sparse, blocking or sparse, okay, now take these two words as the topic, make an article, to have your own views, opinions, unique understanding...... Well, let's go"

After the old gentleman finished speaking, he sat down, grabbed a book and shook his head and read it, and while reading, he smiled and smiled from time to time...... After laughing for a while, his body was a little crooked, his head was a little low, and his eyes were squinting and fighting. I simply put some books down, lay on the table, and after a while, I "snored" and snored.

Hee-hee, the old gentleman fell asleep, and slept quite solidly, immediately, a few naughty guys, laughing and playing, wanted to slip out; At the same time, a few mischievous guys wanted to tease Mr. ...... Only the snake girl, while writing her homework seriously, couldn't help but warn her classmates: "Be quiet, be quiet, don't disturb Mr. to rest, let Mr. rest for a while, Mr. is too tired" However, no one listened to her at all, she turned her head in disappointment and looked at Xiao Yiguang:

"You know what? Sir is so tired, he has to attend a day's class during the day and a night's class at night! ”

"Ah, what?" Xiao Yiguang really couldn't understand, "At night, didn't we all sleep?" Who else does the gentleman teach? ”

"Sir is going to give you human lessons during the day, and at night he is going to give us these, the formed, the unformed, and the half-formed...... Demons, fairies, ghosts, foxes, spirits...... Let's go to class. ”

"Wow" Xiao Yiguang was taken aback, "Sir, Mr. is such a powerful person,"

"Yes, sir is a psychic man! How about now? Xiao Yiguang, are you interested? Come and listen to our classes in the evening! ”

"Okay, yes, great!" How different would it be to take a class with these goblins? How wonderful? When Xiao Yiguang thought of this, he was very excited, so excited!

Thinking about it, excited, excited, I can't wait, as soon as I have dinner, it is not dark yet! I rushed to the school in a hurry, as soon as I got closer, oh my God, I was scared into a cold sweat, only to see, between the bamboo shadows and willows, at the vermilion gate, a big snake with black and white stripes, raising its head and spitting letters, coiled horizontally in the middle of the door. "Oops," Xiao Yiguang turned around in fright and ran.

"Don't run, don't run, Xiao Yiguang, Xiao Yiguang, it's me, it's me." A familiar voice came, it was my sister. Xiao Yiguang suddenly relieved his heart. The big snake surrounded her, turned around three times mischievously, and laughed:

"If you have the ability to go in, don't be scared, quack" said, twisted his body to get out of the way, Xiao Yiguang stepped in, "Ah" was stunned all of a sudden, only to see that in the huge classroom, snakes were swishing on the ground, rats were jumping on the table, a few hedgehogs were rolling around, and rabbits and deer were ...... Squeaky and screaming, the wolf is wandering leisurely, the tiger is sleeping heavily, in the corner of the wall, there is a fox, it is really beautiful, its hair is actually vermilion, red like xia, red like a flower, red like a burning fire, just that fox, when he saw Xiao Yiguang, he was stunned, and then stared without blinking, staring, looking at Xiao Yiguang was a little embarrassed...... This is really a wonderful scene, Xiao Yiguang was in a daze, a wolf walked up to her, raised his legs, "Wow, lala", a bubble of urine, sprinkled on her accurately, "What are you doing?" Xiao Yiguang hurriedly jumped away and covered his nose; Shaking hard, shaking hard, angry and disgusted!

"Oh, you still dislike it, this is the highest etiquette of our wolf clan, make a mark, it means that you are our own person, from now on, we will not bully you, and we will not allow others to bully you, understand? Fools" Several wolves rolled their eyes at her.

"Oh," Xiao Yiguang replied stupidly. Ready to go out and wash up. But as soon as I wanted to leave, I found that my hand was grabbed, and I turned around, oh my God, the big tiger. I saw this big tiger, touching her hand, licking her face, and drooling:

"Wow, wow...... Such a white and tender little girl, with fine skin and tender meat, must be delicious, I haven't eaten human flesh for a long time, my brother is really greedy,......" As he spoke, his eyes flashed with greed, and his saliva flowed for a long time. "Ah, help......" Xiao Yiguang trembled in fright, at this time, Sister Snake walked in, walked in and slapped the tiger: "Brother Tiger, Brother Tiger, you really have to change your habit of playing tricks on people, it will scare people to death, don't forget, you are a tiger!" ”

"Yes, yes, that's really a reason," the tiger tugged at his ears, smiled embarrassedly, and took Xiao Yiguang's hand with a smile: "Don't be afraid." Don't be angry little sister, brother is joking with you, I'm sorry, I won't scare you anymore, and if I scare you again, I'll be a puppy, okay? The tiger's voice was gentle and soft, and the movements were dull and cute, but it was a little cute, and Xiao Yiguang couldn't help but laugh out loud. At this moment, the wolf's nose sucked, the rabbit's ears were stunned, the hedgehog trembled, and the little squirrel squeaked, "Oh no, there is a situation, Mr. is here" Immediately, there was a strange sound, a trembling, Xiao Yiguang only felt that his ears were numb and his eyes were full of flowers, he didn't hear anything clearly, he didn't see anything clearly, he only blinked, everything returned to calm, and then he looked at the neat, bright and clean classroom, one by one neatly dressed students sat upright, like a good student. It's just the last row, the one in red who wears a mask. What kind of face is behind the mask? Xiao Yiguang is really full of curiosity.

At this time, the gentleman walked in, looked left and right, and nodded, "The clothes and hats are neat, the posture is dignified, and the performance today is good." As he spoke, he opened his book and prepared to give a lecture. But just as he wanted to speak, he suddenly stretched out his nose, sniffed around, and frowned:

"No, how can anyone smell it? A taste of mortals! Who's sneaking in? This is not an anthropology class, and humans cannot break in. The old gentleman suddenly became serious.

"I, I ......" Xiao Yiguang knew that he couldn't hide it from Mr., so he stood up obediently:

"You ......" The gentleman shouted, his eyes widened, and he was furious:

"Who called you in? You know breaking into the Alien Academy! What kind of trouble will it cause? ……”