Chapter 36 Accidentally falling into the water and suffering from a strange disease

A month later, Chen Renjin moved into a thatched house built on the back hillside as promised, and lived a life of ploughing day and night, reading and playing the piano in his spare time, but he was also at ease.

Zhou Kui received the "Dreamless Garden" as he wished, and he was overjoyed, and ordered the Zhou Duo brothers to invite skilled craftsmen as soon as possible to start renovating the Zhou Mansion in a few days.

Boss Ding brought the "bucket" and the evil man back to Beijing to restore his life, and was praised and praised by the upline, and he was very happy.

The news also spread to the capital and into Zhou Xiaoniang's ears. Zhou Xiaoniang sighed secretly, and since Zhou Kui's uncle and nephew left, there has been no news leakage in Xinwangfu.

For fear of attracting the attention of Ke Wei, Empress Zhang did not dare to recommend loyal and upright people to King Xin to study the policies of governing the country together, but secretly sent people to get a lot of books on the disadvantages of the current dynasty for his reference.

The king of faith is eager to make progress, and he participates in research day and night. Zhou Xiaoniang did her best to serve and accompany King Xin, and strive to atone for her father and brother.

Before I knew it, it was July, and on this day, the Emperor of the Apocalypse suddenly became interested. When the Emperor of the Apocalypse is not interested, he usually sees something that is not pleasing to the eye, and he will be thundered and angry for some reason.

Wei Zhongxian knew this. He believes that for ordinary people, this is a habitual problem, but for the emperor, it is a matter of course. This is the two-sided approach. As a vassal, although we cannot prevent this from happening, we must minimize or even resolve the adverse consequences of this situation.

Therefore, he personally drew up a set of plans to change his methods to please the Emperor of the Apocalypse.

Emperor Apocalypse is used to being arbitrary, what do you care about this, you are about to get angry, but when you see Wei Zhongxian quickly step forward, you can't help but "snort" coldly, and you have heard Wei Zhongxian say: "Your Majesty, the old slave recently found a good place to go, I don't know if the emperor is interested in going?" ”

The Emperor of the Apocalypse was stunned for a moment, and his curiosity made him ask urgently, "Where?" ”

Wei Zhongxian smiled and said: "The old slave asked the emperor to allow the old slave not to say anything about it, and the emperor will know when he goes up later." ”

Emperor Apocalypse's curiosity grew, and he said, "Hurry up and lead the way", got up and followed Wei Zhongxian.

This is actually the West Garden in the palace, and a big boat is moored in the shallow water north of the bridge. Emperor Tianqi recognized at a glance that this big ship was the one he had just completed a few days ago, and couldn't help but look at Wei Zhongxian curiously.

Wei Zhongxian smiled secretly, didn't speak, and quickly moved forward in small steps, personally opening the hatch for the Emperor of the Apocalypse.

There's already a banquet inside! More than a dozen beautiful women, kneeling or squatting or standing by the inner hatch, like sculptures!

The moment the Emperor of the Apocalypse entered the cabin in a daze, the flute sounded in unison in the cabin, and more than a dozen beautiful women came over together, singing and dancing around the Emperor of the Apocalypse.

Infected by the infection, the Emperor of the Apocalypse immediately danced with his hands. He didn't know how to sing and dance, but he still hurriedly shuttled through it, naughtily touched this hand, and went to Xiang Yixiang's face, made it up, and simply hugged one, and made a big mess of the formation, laughing and screaming.

I don't know how long it was, until he was sweating all over, he stopped, and went to sit down and eat and drink.

Emperor Tianqi was also considered to be a sea quantity, but this toss had already provoked his playfulness, and after only eating a few cups, he turned to Wei Zhongxian and said on a whim: "If you can have a small boat, take the wine, and go boating in the center of the lake, it must be interesting." ”

Wei Zhongxian flattered: "What the emperor said is very true, about this, the old slave also thought of it, but the emperor has not issued an edict, and the old slave does not dare to make a claim." ”

The Emperor of the Apocalypse was overjoyed when he heard this, and said, "Okay, let's go", and took the lead in getting up.

Wei Zhongxian hurriedly greeted Wang Tiqian, helped Emperor Tianqi to get on the boat, and before he could say a few words, Emperor Tianqi had already rushed to the two little eunuchs who were waiting on it excitedly and said, "Hurry up, pull out the anchor and set sail, and rush to the center of the lake." ”

The two little eunuchs didn't dare to slack off, and hurriedly drew up as they said. These two little supervisors had already been taken care of by Wei Zhongxian, and for safety reasons, they rowed the boat slowly and steadily.

The Emperor of the Apocalypse was too slow to be enjoyable, and urged again and again: "Quick, yes, quick, you two, use some force." ”

The two little eunuchs looked at Wei Zhongxian in embarrassment, and saw that he nodded helplessly, and with the force in his hands, the boat moved quickly. After all, the boat is too small, and it carries five more people, and once the speed is there, it will inevitably be unstable.

Wei Zhongxian and Wang Tiqian's hearts tightened, but the Emperor of the Apocalypse was so excited that he yelled, making the boat sway, and the danger was everywhere, but the Emperor of the Apocalypse became more and more excited.

Finally waiting for him to calm down, Wei Zhongxian and Wang Tiqian both involuntarily stroked their chests with their hands and breathed a long sigh of relief. However, before these two could breathe, the Emperor of the Apocalypse saw these two little eunuchs rowing, and he had a whim, and his skills were unbearable, so he came over and pushed the two little eunuchs away and rowed them himself.

After all, the Emperor of the Apocalypse had no experience in rowing, although these two little eunuchs were pointing in turn, they were actually high-eyed and low-handed, and they still kept spinning the boat in place.

Wei Zhongxian and Wang Tiqian were afraid that something would go wrong, and they relied on their courage to dissuade them repeatedly, but the Emperor of the Apocalypse became more and more interested, and he was busy with his hands and feet, and said with a smile: "The two Aiqing should be less afraid, and I will do it, and I will ensure safety." ”

As he spoke, the boat turned more urgently, and Wei Zhongxian was about to persuade again, when a whirlpool wind suddenly blew, and before the five of them could react, the boat had already capsized.

The Emperor of the Apocalypse didn't know the nature of the water, and fell into the water coldly, panicking, shouting, moving his hands and feet, but sinking into the water faster.

Wei Zhongxian, Wang Tiqian and the two little eunuchs all had a little water penetration, and the four of them worked together to barely lift the Emperor of the Apocalypse out of the water, and it happened that the big boat on the shore came to the rescue, and finally rescued the Emperor of the Apocalypse.

Where did the Emperor of the Apocalypse suffer such a fright, from then on, his face was bloodless, weak and weak, although he was diagnosed and treated by the imperial doctor, his body was still getting worse.

"This is undoubtedly the perfect time to curry favor with your boss." Wei Zhongxian secretly thought to himself, and rushed to Shangshu Huo Weihua and said, "Our family remembers, don't you have an immortal medicine called 'Spirit Dew Drink'?" Go, go and present it to the emperor, so that the emperor can get better soon. ”

Huo Weihua said with an embarrassed face: "Nine thousand years old remembers well, there is indeed this medicine, but if this medicine is not right, if you take it, it may be effective on the spot, but it will be harmful in the future." ”

Wei Zhongxian thought that he was disobeying himself, and he was unhappy in his heart, and said impatiently: "You don't care about the future, just let the emperor not suffer on the spot, don't you have to come step by step." ”

Huo Weihua still felt that it was inappropriate when he thought about it, but seeing that what Wei Zhongxian said was undoubted, he gritted his teeth, and went to see Emperor Tianqi and Empress Zhang, and said, "The minister has an elixir to offer." ”

Emperor Apocalypse was in a hurry to go to the doctor, smelled the elixir, how to distinguish the true from the fake, and got up to take the medicine.

Zhang Hou saw his expression wandering, and he was suspicious, and asked, "Is this elixir really effective?" ”

Huo Weihua didn't dare to disobey Wei Zhongxian, and lied: "It should be effective for the emperor's illness." ”

"It seems that he is offering medicine in public, even if he is Wei Zhongxian's cronies, he does not have the courage to harm the emperor, maybe the emperor should be cured of this disease, and it would be good if he took the medicine." Thinking about it, seeing that the Emperor of the Apocalypse looked impatient, Empress Zhang personally served him.

This medicine was actually sweet and delicious, and after taking it, the Emperor of the Apocalypse not only gradually had blood on his face, but after a few days, he began to be able to walk on the ground.

Wei Zhongxian and Huo Weihua both secretly breathed a sigh of relief, but Emperor Tianqi and Empress Zhang were overjoyed and insisted on taking it every day.

Who would have thought that a month later, the Emperor of the Apocalypse actually had bloating disease, and his whole body was swollen, and he was about to die.