"Bold and resolute! You are just a little Taishi Ling, and you dare to scold this palace! Are you impatient? ”

Li Lingyue's pretty face was cold, and finally broke out completely at this moment.

"What?" Fang Yi was slightly stunned, "Scolding you?" Your Royal Highness Princess, who dares to scold you? I'll cut him! ”

"You! It's you! It's you who scold me! ”

"It's not...... When did I scold you? You are the princess of Taiping, I am just a Taishi Ling, how dare you scold Her Royal Highness the princess? ”

"What kind of thing did you just call me! Are you still quibbling? ”

"Uh......" Fang Yi found out what the problem was, "Your Royal Highness Princess, I misunderstood!" I mean you're something, not you! ”

"You're scolding this palace again! And it's scolded twice in a row in one breath! You stop quibbling! I must play the mother emperor, take you home, and punish the nine clans! ”

"Holy, so cruel?" Fang Yi was completely speechless, "Your Royal Highness Princess, you listen to my quibbles...... Ahh I'm asking you...... What is the divination that came to me, I am Tai Shiling, that is, a fortune teller, I am asking Her Royal Highness the princess what she wants to count, is it marriage? Is it a career? Is it to calculate life? Or is it something else? ”

Li Lingyue calmed down a little at this time, and looked at Fang Yi suspiciously: "Is this like this?" ”

"Of course! Some of the words sound like curses, but in fact they are just asking! For example, a fortune teller like me will ask you what you are, and the doctor who sees a doctor will ask you if you are sick? The locksmith will ask you if you are matched? How many do you have? The cafeteria aunt will ask you for food? The courier guy will ask you if you are a small item? Master Didi will ask you if you have figured out your positioning? The aunt who sorts garbage and recycles in Shanghai will ask you what kind of garbage you are? ”

“……”

Li Lingyue felt dizzy for a moment.

Li Lingyue didn't know what Fang Yi said about the cafeteria aunt, what courier brother, what Didi master, what garbage and what aunt, what it was, it was simply unheard of.

So, soon Li Lingyue came up with an answer that she thought was true.

This man has a brain problem!

Definitely!

It's a real hammer!

No wonder the queen mother always said that behind this person stood an immortal named a genetically modified immortal.

Come to think of it, if you don't have a brain problem, how can you communicate with the gods? How can you apprentice to an immortal?

Seeing Li Lingyue's relieved appearance, Fang Yi felt a little relieved.

After all, Li Lingyue is the princess of Taiping, she is not a vegetarian, and she is not much worse than Wu Zetian.

If it weren't for Li Lingyue meeting the more perverted top politician Tang Xuanzong Li Longji, maybe Li Lingyue would have become the second female emperor in the history of the Xia Kingdom after Wu Zetian!

"It seems that Her Royal Highness the princess understands what I mean, and she will be relieved in the future!"

Got it? I understand your uncle! Ask the others how many of them can understand you! More than one slap counts as the princess loses!

Li Lingyue couldn't help but scoff at Fang Yi's words, but in line with the principle of not scheming with neurosis, Li Lingyue did not pursue it.

"Forget it, this palace doesn't care about you in general, I heard the queen mother say that you are good at cooking, it just so happens that this palace is tired of eating things in the palace, and tonight this palace will reluctantly go to your Taishi Ling Mansion to see your cooking skills! Consider it your punishment for being disrespectful to Hongu just now! ”

Although Fang Yi wanted to refuse, but after thinking about it, after all, she was a princess, if she refused...... If you quietly put on small shoes for yourself by Wu Zetian's side in the future, it will be more than worth the loss.

And his wife-to-be Shangguan Wan'er hasn't eaten her own dishes for a long time, and she seems to have lost a lot of weight recently, but she feels sorry for herself, so she has to make up for Shangguan Wan'er.

What's more, it's just a meal, and it's not a lot of effort to make.

A mere dinner can be exchanged for the friendship of the dignified princess Taiping, is there a more cost-effective deal in this world?

Thinking of this, Fang Yi patted his chest heavily and agreed on the spot: "No problem, wrapped in your body, Her Royal Highness the princess can appreciate her face, which is a blessing for you!" ”

"Then we'll see you in the evening!" Li Lingyue raised her little head with satisfaction, "But...... This palace came to you today, not to see your craft, this palace really wants to calculate something, this palace does not say, can you guess what this palace wants to calculate the most? ”

A confident smile appeared on Fang Yi's face.

This kind of question is too simple!

Generally, girls of this age want to count marriage and the like.

But who is Princess Taiping Li Lingyue? That's a top female politician!

Would such a person want to be married the most?

You can guess with your feet that Li Lingyue is a career!

Fang Yi didn't answer Li Lingyue's question, grabbed a handful of turtle shells on the table with his left hand, and sprinkled it on the table in a decent way, and then frowned slightly, as if he was thinking about hexagrams.

Where does Fang Yi really know fortune telling? All of this is just pretending to be shown to Li Lingyue!

Li Lingyue looked at the pensive Fang Yi suspiciously, and did not make any movement, lest Fang Yi guess what he wanted to count wrongly for a while, and then leaned on his head and said that he had made a movement that affected his judgment.

The time for the performance was almost up, and Fang Yi stopped pretending and began to memorize the junior high school history book.

"Princess, your career is not good!"

"What? What do you mean by that? Li Lingyue couldn't help but be terrified.

Li Lingyue was surprised that Fang Yi really guessed what he wanted to count, and what he was afraid of was that Fang Yi actually said that his career was not good!

The name of this hexagram is ...... Forget it, you can't understand Her Royal Highness the princess, I'll just say what I saw from the hexagram! Her Royal Highness the princess's career in the early stage was smooth, but ...... The higher you climb, the worse you fall, and when Her Royal Highness reaches a peak in her career, she will be devastated! ”

Li Lingyue gently touched her chin with her right hand and fell into deep thought.

"That'...... What is the lifespan of Hongu? ”

"Her Royal Highness the princess will not live too long, around 48 years old!"

"So precise? What about the marriage of the main palace? Li Lingyue was stunned.

"Ahh......h Am I leaking the secret of heaven? No, no, I can't go on! ”

"Come on, you've already leaked so many heavenly opportunities, it's not bad to leak this one again, hurry up!"

"It seems to make some sense! The marriage of Her Royal Highness the Princess...... It's bumpy! If nothing else, you will experience the pain of losing your sweetheart many times! ”

"Really? Is there a way to crack it? ”

At this time, Wu Zetian also walked to the door of the astrology hall with a group of palace maid guards.

From afar, Wu Zetian heard the conversation between Fang Yi and Li Lingyue.

Wu Zetian's right hand stretched out slightly, signaling the palace maid guards behind him to be silent, and quietly waiting for Fang Yi's answer.