As I teleported to the 'warehouse', I saw the mandarin duck teleport with me, and then I heard her say, "Do you dare to be more stupid!" It's so dangerous, but you don't know how to hide? ”

In fact, I was scolded very wrongly! Because I really forgot about it! After all, after I traveled back to the mall first, when I teleported outside the mall, I actually didn't feel anything about this body in Datang! If I hadn't tested it last time, I really wouldn't have noticed that after I traveled and teleported, even the body in Datang would have been brought in. It's just that my body shouldn't be able to really leave the mall, so it will become like this~ Of course, these are actually my guesses!

As soon as I returned to the warehouse, I suddenly heard that in the RV not far away, my maids actually started singing~ And it turned out to be the theme song of a TV series stored in a grass notebook! It's just~ why did they suddenly start singing?

"Hey~you guys~ wait? Where did you get this loudspeaker? I don't remember taking this for you! "I leaned over to take a look, and found that they were actually around a square dance aunt's usual kind of big speaker that can be pulled and walked, and with a charging function, and they were holding a microphone plugged in there, and they were looking at Dacao's notebook, and they actually started singing...... Anyway, I really don't remember giving it to them! The only laptop I know is here, and that's what I use for Dacao to pass the time! This grass is the only one of my maids who has a quiet personality and likes to watch movies and read books! So I'm afraid that she won't go crazy with the other maids, so I gave her a laptop to pass the time! But who knows, this guy actually took it out and sang K with everyone!

Hearing my question, Dacao was the first to get up and salute me, and then said, "I'm sorry! I saw that everyone was so bored that I remembered this entertainment! I asked the Mandarin Duck girl to bring this 'machine' to us! ”

"Uh~ Okay, then~ you guys go on!" I nodded at Dacao, and then glanced at the other maids, and found that except for Xiaoling, who turned her head to look at me and nodded when she heard me coming, and Dacao took the initiative to come over and talk back, the other maids ignored me as if they didn't notice me coming, and they sang together like they were laughing at themselves~ and they all ran out of tune to her grandmother's door without knowing it...... These stinky girls, don't you know how to respect me now? Is this forgetting that I am the head of the family?

"Eh~ Forget it, I'll talk about you later~" I shook my head helplessly and said, nodded at the grass that looked at me apologetically, and then left here with the mandarin ducks~ What they sang was so ugly! I'd better stay away! The province was brought by these maids~ I forgot how to sing when I turned back, what should I do!

"Huh? By the way, I remember that there was that kind of coin-operated mini karaoke room in the mall! Oh yes, I'll move one over when I'm free, and I'll entertain myself! "After I took the mandarin duck away from these noisy maids who didn't know it, I said as I walked. I suddenly remembered that those small singing studios in the mall~ like phone booths are here. And then even now I feel a little itchy, thinking that if I have a chance, I will have to go back and howl for a while! Since the crossing, I haven't used the entertainment facilities in many shopping malls to entertain! It's like this mini singing room that I just remembered, and there are all kinds of basket game consoles, as well as ~ "Hehe! When I return to my home in Chang'an, I will definitely find a place to install an entertainment venue to come out~ Hehe, in that case, it will definitely shock these ancient people to death! ”

I suddenly remembered that when I was 'wholeing' Dugumou, that kid put him in the '5D movie cabin'. That thing was accidentally touched by me because of the safety cable, and it was too exciting to make Dugumou's kid become a 'fountain' scene, and I still remember it vividly! But forget that thing, it is estimated that except for Dugumou, who has a big heart and thick nerves and excellent physical strength and has practiced, everyone else may be scared to death! So I'm still some ordinary basket game consoles that can shock the world when they come out!

"Eh~ I suddenly remembered the unreliable Dugu scheme! I still miss this guy! "After thinking about the kid Dugumou, I remembered that this unreliable kid was conspiring with them behind my back and sneaking away with the crime of sneaking away under his name, and then I decided that I would have to pit that kid a few times in the future to get angry.

I was squatting in the warehouse here and began to think about what I would do after I found the award in the future, when I returned home, the mandarin duck suddenly came to me and said, "Hey~ What are you thinking about again?" Don't think about it, let's find a way to solve that thunder and lightning in the outside world! If you're stuck here, you're missing out on meeting your family? I won't be able to catch up with them! Otherwise, why don't we give up looking for them and go back to Chang'an directly? ”

“……？ What? Abandon? That's not going to work! We came out together, how could I leave them all alone! Besides~ huh? Why did you suddenly ~ suddenly gain so much weight? "When I looked up and just wanted to reject the mandarin duck's suggestion that he would abandon them and return to the court, I suddenly found that the mandarin duck was a little strange now, and then I looked at it and found that this guy had suddenly become fat, so I said so surprised.

Who would have thought that the mandarin duck would be anxious when he heard it: "You are only fat~ Your whole family is fat, I am~ This is just a momentary mistake, yes~ Oh yes, it's the relationship that was interrupted just now!" ”

Seeing that she was anxious, I carefully looked at the mandarin duck that suddenly became 'fat'. After I took a closer look, I found that it was not the mandarin duck that suddenly gained weight, but the reason why her current body proportions suddenly lost control. So the mandarin duck has always been a mini figure of less than a meter. But now she is like a screen that has been forcibly stretched, and it is only the original width that has been restored horizontally, but her height has not grown, so she is now short and fat!

"Hehehe~ I don't know why, I suddenly want to laugh!" I laughed and said, and then I made the mandarin duck anxious, and she turned directly into the appearance of a sand sculpture, that is, the skin of her whole body directly turned into the appearance of yellow sand~ Then her appearance became even more funny, and I couldn't help laughing louder......

After a long time, I finally appeased this girl under the sad and angry expression of the mandarin duck, but her current figure is still so low and fat~ I only found out after I asked, it turned out that the mandarin duck was because the desert demon city outside the mall was also shrunk because of the excessive consumption of yellow sand, she just thought about sucking up some yellow sand from the desert, and then replenishing it to the demon city outside the mall, so that when the desert demon city returns to its normal size, her body will recover accordingly. It's just that when she was carrying the yellow sand just now, she was interrupted by the sudden thunder and lightning in the sky, and in order to avoid the thunder and lightning, she had to interrupt her behavior, and then fled here with me to dodge, so she was like a half-inflated balloon that only thickened and did not grow taller...... Having said that, you look at a sand sculpture with the appearance of a short and fat girl explaining to you, and the appearance of the sand falling down keeps falling, which really makes people laugh! I was secretly pinching my thighs, so I forcibly held back my laughter!

But now the situation in the outside world is also a problem! I really want to go back and see if the thunder and lightning just now have passed~ But I'm worried that if it doesn't pass, or if there is a new thunderbolt, then wouldn't it be dangerous for me to go back now! And I don't think that hiding in a cash truck can avoid lightning damage!

But now even my body in Datang has been transferred to the warehouse, so the mandarin duck can't return to the outside world to take a look now. In that case, we'll just have to wait! But thinking about the awards, I think it's too late!

So after thinking about it, I decided to find some measures from the mall that can insulate and prevent lightning, and then go to the outside world to detect it!

"Huh! I remember~ if a huge cage made of metal is applied to high-voltage electricity, people will not be harmed by electric shock when they touch the cage inside. I've forgotten how this works, but maybe it's a measure, right? I touched my chin and thought.

Actually, this kind of facility called the 'Faraday cage' has been seen many times in various shows before the crossing, but I have never tried it myself, and I don't know how it works, so for the sake of safety, I decided to find more insulating things from the mall!

Fortunately, there are a lot of such insulating things in the mall, not to mention anything else, at least plastic and ceramic products are actually insulated, and these two materials of goods, there are many in the mall!

What's more, I also found a multimeter in the tool section of the mall, which can test the resistance!

I picked up the multimeter and took the mandarin duck with me, and walked around the mall several times, and after consuming more than an hour, I found a suit that I thought could be absolutely insulated.

In fact, it is very simple, that is, first wrap yourself in all kinds of plastic wrap, and then put on rain boots with no metal accessories at all, put on a raincoat, and put on a plastic swimming cap, and then wrap yourself and your head with three layers of plastic wrap, which is the most insulating measure in my opinion! It's just that for insulation, I had to cover my head with plastic wrap, and I didn't even leave an air hole, so I could only use a transparent plastic bottle from my mouth and nose ~ that is, after the large bottle of Coke bottle was split vertically ~ and it was buckled to my face, leaving only about one liter of air.

"Oops~ suffocated, in this case, I can only forcibly hold my breath for two minutes, and then I have to suffocate to death!" I unfastened my equipment and said.

But it can't be helped! After all, I can't even bring an oxygen cylinder for safety, so I can only rely on the air in the semi-cola bottle to hold on.

And ~ in the end, I also went to the pet supplies area and found a large dog cage with a pure iron mesh structure, and I used it as a Faraday cage to make do with it~ Of course, I am not sure if this thing can work, but combined with the fact that I am still wearing an insulated 'suit'~ Then it is not bad to be a double insurance!

But I thought that after crossing over for a while, it was just to take a look at the outside world, and if the lightning had disappeared, then I wouldn't have to torture myself so much, so it wouldn't take much time to take a look......

But I and the mandarin duck have just finished preparing together, and I was about to take these to the warehouse first, and when I was trying to transfer them out, I suddenly felt a trace of wind in my ears~ And with this wind coming, I can clearly feel that my body seems to be standing on a shaking ground~ What is the situation?

I glanced left and right, and when I found that there was no abnormality around, I realized that these sensations and hearings~ were actually coming from Datang's body! I've been through it several times before......

"Huh! What's the situation, my body is not in the warehouse ~ I'll go! I remember? I forgot about it! "I just confused what was going on, I immediately reacted, when I was in the warehouse just now, the body in Datang will follow, but if I want to walk back to the mall, that body will be transferred out again! If you say that~ I've actually been in Datang's cash truck, and I've been staying for more than an hour! The sound and feeling of now~ It must have come from the cash truck!

I realized that my search for an insulating suit to prevent lightning was in vain! In fact, the outside world has been safe for at least an hour! Then this thunderbolt must have passed a long time ago!!

After thinking about it like this, I had to blush slightly, and then get rid of all the mess on my body, and then I traveled back to Datang again! Anyway, I've been here for more than an hour, and since I haven't been attacked by thunder and lightning, the ball lightning must have passed a long time ago!

"Eh~ If I had thought of this, I wouldn't have wasted so much effort in the mall! Alas~ I'm so stupid! I didn't expect this stubble! ”