Chapter Eighty-Four: Hanging a Woman's Heart, Start with Her Stomach
The laughter of the Prince's Mansion lasted until the middle of the night.
Li Xian was like a convulsion, insisting on pulling Li Ran to eat and drink, the kind that would not return if he was not drunk, Wei was so angry that his nose was almost crooked.
"Virtuous son-in-law, I'm so happy to be a teacher today!"
He is very cool, the kind of coolness that spirals to the sky, and getting the appointment and dismissal of the chief officials of the twenty six departments is secondary, and the most important thing is that Wu Zetian is deflated.
That's Wu Zetian!
"Master, you can take it easy."
Li Ran admired his heartless appearance, but he was very happy and sad or something, beware of the present world.
"Today, in order to win the personnel power, we will provoke the Martial Emperor ruthlessly, and she will definitely suppress you ruthlessly in the future."
With that girl's personality that must be reciprocated, it's almost a certainty.
Li Xian's laughter stopped abruptly and said awkwardly, "What should I do then." ”
"Please her, will you be flattering?"
"Well, isn't that any different from soft bones!"
Li Xian was indignant and said that he would not flatter, even to his own mother.
"Alas, master, your wings are not hard yet, and you want to fly?"
Li Ran had to sigh that this guy had a little capital, and it seemed that Wu Zetian had beaten him less.
"Master, have you heard the story of the Three Kingdoms?"
"Of course, I have been reading poetry books since I was a child."
"So, when Zhou Yu tricked Uncle Liu Huang into marrying Sun Xiaomei, what method did he use?"
“…… Beauty tricks? Isn't it, you want me to find a male pet for my mother? ”
Li Ran almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, this old man's unbridled divergent thinking is simply condescending not to write a novel.
"It's a plaything that loses its mind, a plaything loses its mind, you know!"
Giving a simple and rude answer, Li Ran no longer played the trick of seduction, and said in a low voice, "Before the crown prince was established, the frequency of Emperor Wu's administration was about once every five days, and most of the time he handed over the redundant official documents to the three provinces and six ministries to take care of, and now master, after you have obtained the right to supervise the country, she has three times more time to watch the twists and turns, do you know what this means?" ”
“…… Overdraft! She is eighty years old, how can she work as hard as she did when she was young! ”
Li Ran smiled, a hint of sorrow flashed in the corner of her eyes, "It's easy to go from thrift to luxury, it's difficult to go from luxury to thrift, I'm afraid that these days, she is already in an extremely irritable mood when she looks at the music." ”
"So, if you change your mind and lure her to play and have fun, what other thoughts does she have to interfere with your governance?"
Li Xian suddenly became excited, "Okay, this method is good!" ”
Tsk, look at this mother and son, the old mother is desperately trying to get her son, and the son is calculating and the mother is not merciful.
"Son-in-law, what should I do?"
Helping people to the end and sending the Buddha to the west, this old man became more and more unkind when he asked for help.
"Master, what do you think of Tongquetai...... Life must be full of joy, Tongque Chun Shen Lock Er Qiao, I don't read much, I read right. ”
“…… Virtuous son-in-law, why don't you say it clearly? ”
Li Xian looked confused, saying that he didn't have so many fancy intestines.
Hating iron and not steel, he glared at the old man, and Li Ran sighed tiredly.
"Overhaul the palace, collect the world's treasures, silk and satin mountain delicacies, all kinds of delicious and fun, fresh and rare things, all the things that can be made for her, let her play three hundred and sixty-five days a year, every day without repeating the same, not only solve the problem, master, you can also get a good name of filial piety to your mother."
Murder and heart-wrenching, in the court today, Li Ran made a righteous shot that made Wu Zetian have to compromise, is it really his three axes?
"Okay, virtuous son-in-law, I'll leave this matter to you!"
Li Xian fully shook the pot, phew, and delegated power.
"Okay, in the morning three days, let's give her a big gift...... Eating, drinking, and having fun starts with eating. ”
Li Ran took the pot and clicked on Tiandi Bank to invest in the project.
"If you invest in 'Advanced Crop Introduction', you will immediately get 1 copy of the ripe fruit and seeds of the crop."
The upgraded version of the ordinary 'crop introduction' project, the extraction fee has become 1500 once, for Li Ran, who has a huge amount of more than 100,000 fiat currency, 1500 is still called money?
Draw, draw to death, even if the probability of winning the lottery is like a penguin game, brother is not false at all!
The next day, the news of auspicious rain from the sky in the Prince's Mansion spread throughout the capital.
The people of good deeds said that the thumb-sized longevity fruit, the cinnabar fruit as red as blood, and the beauty fruit like a slender waist beauty are all immortal products given by the gods and are congratulatory gifts to the new prince.
The market said that the hundred officials naturally would not take it seriously, and laughed at it, but a report document from the prince's mansion was sent directly to the palace, which instantly made the hundred officials dumbfounded.
Could it be that the rumors turned out to be true?
Until the early dynasty, Li Xian carried more than a dozen mysterious boxes into the Xuanwu Palace, and the heads of hundreds of officials were buzzing...... This is the rhythm of offering treasures in the hall!
"Your Majesty, two days ago, the prince's mansion was auspicious, and the sons and daughters did not dare to hide their secrets, so they all dedicated it to their mother today."
Li Xian's beautiful words were full, Wu Zetian was skeptical, and looked at the boxes carefully, and they were still steaming.
“…… Open it up and take a look. ”
Looking at Li Ran, who was at the end of the courtiers' ranks, Wu Zetian knew that this matter was mostly related to him, and he suddenly became curious.
The first box, which contains never-before-seen small fruits, the size of a small fingernail, seems to have been cooked, and is extremely fragrant.
"What is this?"
“…… Your Majesty, let Wei Chen explain, when the minister was divining in the prince's mansion, the gods gave six kinds of fresh fruits to help me with all kinds of flavors in the Tang Dynasty. ”
For fear that the old man would not be familiar with his lines, Li Ran simply went into battle in person, anyway, his name as an immortal master was real, and he fooled casually.
stepped forward and ate one of the fruits in his mouth, chewed and swallowed them, still unsatisfied, and said with a smile, "Your Majesty, this first fresh fruit is called Changsheng Fruit, and Weichen gave it a common name...... Peanut! ”
"This fresh fruit, eating it will invigorate the blood, and it is very good for the skin, or the emperor and the ministers will come to taste one or two?"
Li Ran generously sent out an invitation, and the hundred officials were instantly eager to try, this is a fresh fruit, how can I usually have a chance to eat it.
“…… Come and take the dishes and chopsticks. Wu Zetian paused slightly, and he was as good as a stream.
After a while, everyone ate the peanuts, and sure enough, it was good...... Li Ran boiled it for several hours, and added Yamanai star anise, which was full of natural taste.
After taking the lead, Li Ran opened the second box.
"What is this?"
In the box, the crystal clear red fresh fruit is sprinkled with fine and dense white sugar, which is very beautiful.
This second kind of fresh fruit is called cinnabar fruit, and Weichen also gave it a common name...... Tomato. ”
White sugar tomatoes, sweet and sour, appetizing and spleen-invigorating, everyone loves them.
Sure enough, after tasting it, the officials were full of praise and praised this magical cinnabar fruit.
"In the other boxes, are all fresh fruits given by the gods? Open it quickly, I want to take a good look. ”
At this time, Wu Zetian was already convinced of Xiangrui, and Li Ran smiled at the old man from an angle that everyone couldn't see.
The upright routine succeeded again.
"Your Majesty, please take a look."
Taking a deep breath, Li Ran opened the rest of the boxes together, and everyone in the hall suddenly let out a sigh of surprise.